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A woman slapped me when I trie(...) 09/14/26(Mon)02:59:33 No.85563023

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A woman slapped me when I tried to kiss Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)02:59:33 No.85563023

>be me
>34yo virgin
>autistic but nt trained
>start flirting with 40yo postwall Stacy at work
>turns out I'm actually quite good at it
>play my cards so well she straight-up admits she likes me
>brain immediately switches to GET LAID SPEEDRUN
>suggest a trip to Naples to escape work gossip
>she's immediately into it
>she even books the Airbnb and pays for it
>the flight to Naples has a delay so we arrive late
>Airbnb owner has a NO late check-in policy
>the bastard won't let us in
>standing on the fucking street at 10pm
>have to panic-book a hotel room for the night
>she's stressed as hell
>she can't get the Airbnb money back
>finally get into the hotel
>she's walking around half-naked
>this is it.jpg
>turn smooth mode back on
>start making moves
>she suddenly sees through the whole act
>"you're just playing me, aren't you?"
>fuck
>autism.exe has been exposed
>try explaining that I actually like her
>start kissing her softly on the cheek
>she tells me to stop
>I hit her with "you'll have to stop me"
>*SLAP*
>calls me a chauvinistic jerk who only wanted to score
>34 years of virginity
>finally get a woman to like me
>get acussed of being a serial womanizer