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>tall
>built like a tennis player
>big dick
>neurotypical and charismatic
Never got laid because of low social battery and laziness. I'm also shy to do it with random women that live in the same place as me because I dont want to be part of someone's gossip in close vicinity.
>no local /soc/
>no local reddit hookup subs
Well I guess I'm staying with you true losers.
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i doesnt matter what your starting build is. if you can't beat the quest you're a loser!
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>>85563264
Source on the massive white ass?
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>>85563282
damn straight
>>85563284
Just some random slut from /s/ butthole slip thread, probably unsauceable creepshot. Hot.
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How are you neurotypical, charismatic, tall and still unable to go get a girl cuz your shy about it go get drunk at a club and shut up your failing at your own will
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Go back to pleddit you useless cretin tourist.
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>>85563300
>go get drunk
alcohol doesn't work on me, it just works as a sleeping pill. I feel zero buzz from it
>inb4 take drugz
how about no
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>>85563307
Can you people ever converse normally when someone who isn't a complete ogre tries to have a heartfelt discussion. Y'all just start tweaking like the elites around snake stopper.
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>>85563320
you're a fucking humblebragging normalnigger is what you are.
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>>85563369
well we are in the same club essentially
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>neurotypical and charismatic
>complaining on /r9k/
yeah, i doubt you're as great and normal as you think you are. but yes, i also feel that it really isn't worth trying to get a girl. even when you've already got one it's too annoying and too much maintenance for something you usually don't even want.
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>>85563397
>>neurotypical and charismatic
>>complaining on /r9k/
Is that really so out of place? Well I guess I have jitters and adhd but that barely counts.
>i also feel that it really isn't worth trying to get a girl. even when you've already got one it's too annoying and too much maintenance for something you usually don't even want.
yeah, women nowadays are so dysfunctional they can't even meet standards for fwb's let alone proper relationshit. This is crazy.
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>>85563264
>low social battery
words like this are cogitohazards, these things don't exist until you learn about them and convince yourself you have them, and good fucking unlearning this cope now
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>>85563264
I'm short but I have pretty eyes and a good personality and look nice
T 5ft9 microchad
But most importantly I know how to make my girl orgasm every time and my cock is thick and I can fuck and eat her out for ages
I was literally a homeless abusive idiot and she still stuck by me because the sex was great
It's why looksmaxxing is a scam I never got laid when I was skinny
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>>85563428
I've been avoiding clubs and parties since I was born, you think that english-only phrase is that relevant? Lol what a fucking dork
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>>85563441
>you think that english-only phrase is that relevant?
Yes, I think you have a mental apparatus for making excuses, copes and reasons to rot.

>Lol what a fucking dork
your brown mom sucker her shit off my dick
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>>85563264
>neurotypical
>Low social battery
this here's your problem. normies love socialising. they get recharged from it. You know, like normal humans do, as we are a SOCIAL species and thus should LIKE to SOCIALISE and if you don't that means there's something wrong with you
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>>85563313
>alcohol doesn't work on me, it just works as a sleeping pill. I feel zero buzz from it
nigga that IS the buzz. you know nothing of alcohol. it's a depressant it's supposed to slow you down
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>>85563454
>your
>sucker
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>>85563437
What's your girth? (no homo btw)
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>>85563462
you're a basement dwelling loser, you got no idea what alcohol is and what its purpose is
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>>85563383
Not really, I'm fucked for life.
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>>85563437
>looksmaxxing is a scam
>(said by chad)
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>>85563675
tried to decypher all the nonsense he wrote there



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