/r9k/ - Honest to God I just want a stupid boyfriend/girlf - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

09/14/26(Mon)06:37:32 No.85563693

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Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)06:37:32 No.85563693 Archived

Honest to God I just want a stupid boyfriend/girlfriend I can make out with after we finish our respective night shifts, is that too much to ask for? A person I can be a hermit with as we get paid peanuts together?

Anonymous
09/14/26(Mon)06:38:38 No.85563698

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)06:38:38 No.85563698

>>85563693
I guess you'll have to come to terms with being bi-yourself, huh?

Anonymous
09/14/26(Mon)06:41:58 No.85563707

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)06:41:58 No.85563707

>>85563693
>after we finish our respective night shifts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHpUtOcwhyU

Anonymous
09/14/26(Mon)06:43:25 No.85563716

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)06:43:25 No.85563716

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>>85563698
You're not in the least bit funny

Anonymous
09/14/26(Mon)06:53:45 No.85563788

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)06:53:45 No.85563788

indeed the primary function of a romantic partner is having someone to moan about work with

Anonymous
09/14/26(Mon)06:59:31 No.85563818

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)06:59:31 No.85563818

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>>85563716
I know I got you with that one....

Anonymous
09/14/26(Mon)07:00:36 No.85563825

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)07:00:36 No.85563825

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>>85563716
l'm easiIy amused

Anonymous
09/14/26(Mon)07:02:43 No.85563838

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)07:02:43 No.85563838

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I have been on night shift for the last 14 years and I think I have been recently going insane at an alarming rate.