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>Here's your state mandated stink girlfriend.
Are you feeling nauseous?
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>>85565296
ohhh yeahhh bros this trend keeps getting better and better.
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>>85565296
Can we sue the state if she's defective
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>>85565296
Is there a reason this is being pushed so hard?
Also is there a reason NPNW site is no longer online?
Feels like niggaz are trying to take a joke and make it some kind of serious claim.
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>>85565357
>norway or finland or wherever says sex is a human right
>gov funded program for the disabled to have sex
>state mandated gf meme is real in the minds of terminally online aspies
>its actually a 40-something year old nurse coming by your home once a month to give you a latex gloved handjob
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>>85565612
>40-something year old nurse coming by your home once a month to give you a latex gloved handjob
This is literally my dream, who ever runs on this ballot I'm going to vooteee so fucking hard for them
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>>85565669
What's the point? You can jerk your own penis, retard.
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>>85565794
Every tax paying man should be legally entitled to a government nurse handy every month. If it's morally okay for the government to redistribute male labour to provide foids things such as food and housing created by men then it's okay for the government to redistribute female labour too.
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what would happen if i dont want a state mandated gf? do we have to do it? what if i say i'm asexual and aromantic
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>>85565914
tough luck, accept that you will be raped by and have children with a gross hag
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>>85565296
GIWTWR!!!!
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>>85565296
>Are you feeling nauseous?
Nope, just turned on.
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>>85565612
wtf bro i can jerk myself off, thats not sex

>canada declares healthcare a human right
>canada's healthcare: state assisted suicide

anyways yeah that tracks. whenever a government says "human right" it will inevitably deliver the version of it you'd expect in hell.
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>>85565669
>Clear skin
>Fetish outfit
>Smiling
The 275 lb torta in yesterdays scrubs is going to be your nightmare
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>>85565296
Why did they create the stink girlfriend program
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>>85567688
>"the fuck dude, can you just cum already? I'm late picking my kids up from school!"
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>>85565296
woowee
a little oversized but still
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>>85565296
No, she's cute.
Girls who are fat, even bordering on obese, but still have a cute face, are attractive. It's just rare for them to still have attractive faces at a certain BFP.
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>>85565296
Found out earlier today France has banned paternity tests
Further the "father" must always pay child support. But can never know if the child is theirs the food says it and it is.
>honk
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>>85565296
thats just randalin
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>>85565669
I dont really understand why no politicians shill mens sexual rights. Like, yeah, they promise whoring out and whoring accessories for women and they get voted in mass. If a politician promised well payed, highly skilled milking nurses, that nigger could run as president beyond his lifespan and literally every problem in the world would be solved. The modern world is such a pile of shit.
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>>85565612
I saw a japanese documentary about a worker like this,



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