I've decided to treat my life as an organization. Here's an example of how my schizo fantasies will play out:>Sir, the Entertainment & Leisure department is bloated. We spend way too much time eating tendies, watching YouTube and jerking off!>Very well, divert an appropriate amount of time-units to Health & Sports. We'll do some calisthenics while watching YouTube!Thoughts?
>>85565862You'll end up selling your company for pennies on the dollar
>willYou haven't been doing it? Well, sounds autistic, go ahead. I want a report on the catalog by next Monday.
>>85565871Selling is not an option.
>>85565862>more news at 11>Health & Sports dopamine stocks have been rapidly declining >a recent corruption scandal at the mentalhealth department has revealed artificial price increases induced by government subsidises >analysisists at the goon thinktank are predicting total market colpase >while bootstraps industry tycoons are calling for slow and steady increases >tune in later to hear about the digestive tract bacterial protests
>>85565934I love it when someone out-autisms me.
