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>you HAVE TO marry a moid
>you HAVE TO cook his greasy shit
>you HAVE TO suck his smelly penis
>you HAVE TO wash his dirty boxers
>you HAVE TO bear his retarded children
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>>85566124
I'll take the bj first, please
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>>85566124
>you HAVE TO bear his retarded children
kek
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Daily affirmations thread? nice
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>>85566124
>this is supposed to be a negative
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>>85566124
and you WILL be happy
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>>85566124
I wanna marry a moid <3
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>>85566124
>his retarded children

50% yours, so you're a retard as well
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>>85566157
Stop larping as a woman, please. You've been doing this shit for so long it's embarrassing.
>>85566124
Tradwife dreams
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>>85566124
>>85566149
sticky the bitchy with a ice pick and she'll be a good cunt
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>>85566124
>you HAVE TO get over foids' slutty pasts
>you HAVE TO get nagged at
>you HAVE TO accept female lack of accountability
>you HAVE TO fix everything in foids' lives
>you HAVE TO accept women destroying civilization
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>>85566124
would rather fuck whores forver than be stuck with a mid non-virgin foid
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>>85566124
actually, nona u don't have to do any of that. but maybe you'll find a moid that makes u want to do those things :p
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>>85566124
Isn't it funny how there are a lot of guys who would love to do every single of those things for a woman?

inb4 suck a penis. you know i mean lick her pussy and make children with her. and dirty panties are a treat to a lot of guys too.
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>>85566169
>nagged
>moidnese: women should clean after me like a child and if they ask me for help at all then theyre mean mom teacher foid
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>>85566124
I make food and wash my smelly penis and dirty boxers,
My children will be retarded, though, I guess, because I am a mentally ill mess
I get through it mostly by telling myself after my parents pass I'll finally be truly alone and can just kill myself without the hurt of disappointing them, that's really the only thing that keeps me going, the only people that care about me, I take care of them
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my egf is happy to do those things, so this is misinformational
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>>85566124
Yet another glowing post.
This website is just done atp. Too bad there aren't any real alternatives with more than 10 posts a day
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>>85566124
hypothetical scenario.
>only if it benefits us
>I'm better cook than you
>I shower and don't like sex
>a machine does that for me
>don't want any

It doesn't have to be shit
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Just be gay. You're allowed to do that. It's 2026.
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>>85566277
>doesn't address anything else besides a weird interpretation of how women will harp on about things that don't matter
nana nana booboo i win you lose
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>>85566157
You're a gay man though.
>>85566301
He's a gay man though.
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cute disgruntled foid.
>tranny
i don't care.
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>>85566359
>gay man
Wrong. She's a zoomie and retarded af
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>>85566139
Holy lmfao shit
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>>85566405
Have you inspected "her" vagina up close?
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>>85566124
>you HAVE TO not strangle her when she nags even though you easily could
>you HAVE TO watch her get FAT AS FUCK and not complain about it
>you HAVE TO do everything right or she will refuse to fuck you for no reason that night
>you HAVE TO register for the draft
>you HAVE TO sacrifice your life to save others in a house fire
bitch your job is way easier
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>>85566426
If you're talking about pics exchange, then yes. She's a bushy bitch
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Same I don't think I can interact with humans outside casual sex. I don't even believe in friendship anymore
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>>85566124
You don't have to do any of that. Women and men living together is a thing of the past, it was something born out of strict necessity and the idea itself was advertised on the false premise that women genuinely desire male company and men actually believed that for a time. It's never going to happen again because modern societies work differently.
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forcing OP to marry me. forcing OP to cook greasy food. forcing OP to suck my smelly peener :D forcing OP to watch my dirty boxers and finally; forcing OP to bare three children.
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>>85566548
>because modern societies work differently
you mean they don't work and will collapse sooner or later because third world immigration is not a long-term solution?
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>>85566510
>I don't even believe in friendship anymore
>woman pic
checks out
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>>85566559
Probably, but even in the aftermath things won't return to anything that resembles how they used to be. Multi-generational large families and nuclear families for the working class are dead concepts.
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>>85566167
Great, now this board has an 'icepick' schizo
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>>85566597
hmm lemme ice pick your brain for a moment here
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>>85566597
yeeeerrrp. been seeing his posts a lot lately. he's very strange.
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>>85566617
>saying that like it wouldn't solve most problems with society
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>>85566678
fuck this is good. i'm sorry for calling you "strange", anon.
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>>85566162
>>85566359
I am not a moid but maybe a lil bit gay idk
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>>85566678
Nta but I think you're trying too hard to have a 'thing' or a theme. Were you one of those guys that tried to get other kids to call him by a special nickname? Edgy posting doesn't do much to obfuscate that you want attention. You're no different from losers who post as if they're the same anime character over and over.
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>>85566715
Please don't use "gay" to refer to lesbians. Gay men are called gay because of their flamboyant nature. Dykes do not deserve that title.
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>>85566715
Want to try some light lesbian sex with my girlfriend (we are currently on a break)
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>>85566730
I'm not trying to be edgy you retard. I think lobotomies would be good for society. I don't just post about lobotomies either but I think people have by and large forgotten about them. A lot of the testaments from patients who've gotten lobotomies seem like they were better for it. I don't want to be edgy, but I do want people to remember how well it works.
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>>85566124
You dont have to do any of that shit in the same way we men dont have to:
- Die for you in wars
- Provide for your welfare crap
- Listen to your eternal drama
- Walk on eggshells to satisfy your hypocrisy
Now we are finally free from each other, all that is left is to let the state rot (doesnt work without the blood of men), and never again that shall we do this crap again.
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>>85566760
it's been fun but clearly we can't just get along
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>>85566124
Zoomer foids are incapable of cooking

Which is fine because I'm French and I like cooking
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>>85566778
i wish i could be a sissy and have it be seen as classy
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>>85566773
Indeed it has, it will be even more fun in the future, our relationship may be ending, but the fun doesnt have to stop, each of us his her own way.
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>>85566789
There's nothing sissy about cooking

The world's master chefs are mostly men
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>>85566805
Didn't mean to be mean, i like baking but i feel like a faggot
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>You HAVE TO marry a foid
>You HAVE TO waste the money you spent 12 hours a day earning on dates and purses and labubus and needohs and the newest worthless trends which retain zero value while she virtue signals about how much she hates capitalism
>You HAVE TO let her spend all day on social media and post ass on instagram and sit in feminist group chats where they shit on men all day and ask for relationship advice on reddit
>You HAVE TO pass every shit test and make sure that every waking moment is spent reassuring her that you have no life or personality of your own and you exist purely to be her walking slave/clown/golem/proxy child
>You HAVE TO be visible stressed out at all times and take any and all responsibility and consequences away from her and accept it as your own while never being allowed to have your own hobbies or time spent alone or talking to friends or thinking about anything that doesn't erase the problems she caused for herself
>You HAVE TO have zero insecurities and have no issue with her doing whatever she wants whenever she wants to do it and make sure to sound sufficiently excited when she tells you she is going to the club alone wearing nothing but a bikini
yeah fuck this shit
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>>85566948
you can do whatever your heart desires sweet anon
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>>85566277
Its a show of respect you subhuman animal, nothing is more eye opening about you foid scum than when a Chad gets his face fucked up so you start treating him like dogshit.
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>>85566948
Poor moid!
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>>85566124
I dont believe in marriage
I like cooking
I shower before doing such things
I do my own laundry
this world is so shit I wouldnt curse someone with existence just to appease my own frantic ego that demands reason
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>>85566948
kek this one's agitating the foids, they really don't like having the truth thrown in their faces like this anon
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>>85566124
what the hell else are you gonna do? suffer alone with 50 cats who slowly shred you into a nonperson?
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>>85566124
You know theres men out there besides your dad right?



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