What is your strategy for getting a virgin girlfriend in the next 5 years?
i'm 33 and i fucked an 18 year old virgin this year and I'm pretty sure that's gonna be the last time I get to do that. I'll probably be single in 5 years and I'll be another 5 years used to living alone and by then I will be unable to adjust to having a girlfriend or someone who loves me who isn't my parents.
>>85567869Convert to Islam in preparation for their secret operation, BROWN CAMEL I will be the guy in history books who betrays his tribe for a get rich quick deal
hire a very poor maid with a teenage daughter
I am closer to committing suicide than getting a girlfriend unfortunately
>>85567869I don't think a virgin would work for me because I have a big dick
Hoping reincarnation and karma is true, so maybe in the next life I actually get to experience the joys of being a successful man.
>>85567869I don't care about virginity nor girlfriendchad doesn't care about these thingsthe goal is becoming chad-likecaring about these things is what losers who get nothing do
>>85567869None. I NEED a proper cock destroyer to buckbreak my virginity away and, hopefully, teach me a trick or two.
>>85567869I think I've got one cooking right now. IDK how it happened desu.I used to think I had to be honest about being a virgin too, but they don't like that it seems. All I had to do was imply I wasn't, and she is throwing herself at me.Bitches be crazy man
>>85567877How did you do it? I'm 33 and having no luck getting girls at any age.
>>85567877Why didn't you take responsibility? Now she's filthy used whore like any other.
>>85567869Only hers mattered to me so it will happen and ill feel good in the moment and then go back to really not caring because big surprise, only she mattered to me
>>85567869I'm going to a meetup for speds; maybe I'll get lucky and meet a girl who isn't totally retarded and doesn't already have a boyfriend. If that doesn't work, I'll introduce myself to young ladies at church. That's really all I got.
>>85568692The look on her face after you confess to her she was your first time hahaha.
>>85567877im 33 and did that years ago, currently dealing with the "nobody loves me but my parents" shit again.was even hanging out with a girl but most women now are just emotionally unavailable, esp if you put in effort. fucking tired of this shit, i just want someone i can trust and settle down with, she doesnt even have to be a virgin
>>85568890not gonna ever tell her, IF we ever fiuck. If it ever comes to that I'll massage the truth anyway I can. It is all about the implication
