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What was the correct response here?
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>>85567887
>What was the correct response here?
SCHUM
i am the storm that is approaching provoking black clouds in isolation
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>>85567887
Rip a huge fart right through the window
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>Do you like me?
Yes
>Okay well I don't lmfao
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"Yeah". Get it over with. Don't stay stuck simping.
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So i've been in this scenario a few times, except reversed, the woman is driving and I'm outside the window.
So basically I go, hey, I need to tell you something. I make a big, slow performance and walk all the way to their window.
When they roll the window down I go in for a kiss.

What the woman does when I go in for a kiss decides everything.
I've also given girls kisses on their cheek and you'd be surprised what that leads to.

Kisses on your body is like having someone dangle cash in front of you, it feels very good physically and emotionally.
If you get close enough to a girl to where you can kiss them on the cheek, you should try it and see what it leads to.
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>>85567887
Bear had such a bad taste in women that I can't put myself in his shoes (even more so than the fact he was a complete psycho).
Like...can you imagine something as pathetic as being in love with the town-bicycle you didn't even kiss? Doing favours for her, driving her around, being her trauma sponge without asking the same of her...and then you even pussy out the most transparent and stress way free of confessing your feelings in the history of mankind.

To make things worse, the daughter of your boss (an asian goth baddie that is sweet, fun and attractive) is obsessed with you...and you completely ignore her to continue being the simp of that hoe you have been after since HS.
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>>85567887
Didn't watch it so I don't know the context and I don't care either.
Stop posting this normalfag bullshit.



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