>Bratty fairy keeps spraytagging your houseWat do?
>>85568902swallow and vomit back out multiple times
i missed these fairy threads. um um uhm. let me think. i would force her to clean it and just to teach her a lesson cover her in the spray she used to vandalize my property.
>>85568905....ew, why? That'd probably burn her.>>85568948>She's covered in wet spray paint>Which conveniently makes she can leave little fairy shaped marks all over your clothes and furniture now
>>85568902chew thoroughly
>>85568983>she can leave little fairy shaped marks all over your clothes and furniture nowthere is only one way to solve this. do fairies like baths?
>>85569037No, they hate them. She'll fight and struggle against you the whole time
>>85569082i pick the devious selfish little fuck up using just two of my fingers, and throw her into the tub with the faucet turned ALL THE WAY UP.she VILL get bathed. she VILL get clean. and she VILL fuck off after all this.
>>85569109Damn anon, you really gonna use the wholeass tub just for a teeny little fairy?
>>85568902Attempt to have sex with it. Failing that, go on adventures and ask to be allowed to enter Zanaris.
>>85569112if i hold back she will take me for a bitch and start VANDALIZING ONCE MORE. i'll slam dunk her into a pot of bleach if i have to. I HATE FAIRIES. I FUCKING HATE 'EM. TOTAL FAIRY DEATH.
>>85569119Just use a bowl anon, it's so much simpler, she'd fit in it like it's a bath anyways, you'll waste so much water otherwise.
>>85569124there's already quite a lot of water in the tub. it's not burning hot anymore so i think she'll be fine. i'm sure this won't come back to bite me in the ass later on. i'm absolutely sure of it.
>>85569218I mean it would literally bite you in the ass if you tried to get in the tub with her but you're smart enough not to do that so she'll just fine some other way to pester you
>>85569246i thought fairies were supposed to be pure and not mischievous!
>>85569262What part of a buzzing little pixy girl gave you the impression they wouldn't love to torment you with pranks?
>>85569278>denying the existence of fairy propaganda that i fell fori'm so close to just spraying boiling hot water on the fucker.
>>85569364Shame on you anon, if you're going to get back at her at least make it something funny to match her energy
>>85569370i would love to continue this but i'm not the best at bringing a story along. it's probably not that deep but i'm genuinely sorry. can somebody better than me take it from here?
umm but here's a kiss because i was (internally) laughing while reading t hese.
