>e-girl I'm in love with looked at a picture of food I made from her recipe for 3.5 seconds (according to engagement stats) yesterday afternoonWell, I'll see you virgins later, I guess. I'm out.
>>85570436>engagement statswhat is this?
>>85570436I wanted a japanese waifu for hte longest....
>>85570436I can't believe you guys simp over these really mid girls. If you're like a 7/10+ in looks you can easily spin like 10+ of these girls at the same time and even meet up and fuck them from asian social media or language learning apps. I'm also E. Asian though.
>>85570437If you send a piece of media on plenty of platforms you can check view stats. So even if someone doesn't hit the like/heart/upvote button, you can still see whether it was clicked on or not.>>85570440>>85570451Aika-chan is a goddess. She also isn't my beloved egirl, sadly.
>>85570436>>85570463you should be shot dead
>>85570516A seething reddit spacer, you love to see it
>>85570463So you made a recipe she shared online in public and you expected her to validate and love you for it
>>85570614No actually, I made a recipe that may or may not have been her own, but it was one she read to me in a personal voice message she sent after I told her her voice was nice, and had joked she could read me anything anytime It was about a year ago, but I had always promised I'd actually use her instruction to make it and I finally had the time and energy to do so. I sent her a picture not for validation but to say "here's what's going on in my life" and "remember this??" as well as a display of affection.
>>85570632>It was about a year agoBrother....
>>85570436you can already see the traces of menopause in this pic
>>85570647We have been essentially digital pen pals for five years, what's the issue here? Assuming she forgot about it? Yeah, she probably did, so I played it cool and was just like, hey I had some bananas and I stumbled over the voice message while looking at other contents of you, soooo
>>85570436I'm looking at the picture and I'm thinking I want me peener en teh vageener
>>85570647kek this guy is hopelessmade me smile this morning though, it's quaint
>>85570659You will never, ever, ever be a woman, never.
>>85570672Doesn't sound so hopeless to me, if OP is enjoying himself isn't that what counts? Quaint and a bit heartwarming, sure. I'm imagining the picture of chudjak with his fresh baked cookies.
>>85570851>enjoying himself isn't that what counts?Not really no, that's a sin
>>85570891/r9k/ has gotta be the deepest crab bucket out there
>>85570666Digits confirm you've been given over to satanI'll pray for (you)
At least post a picture of the girl, OP.
>>85570436This has crossed all boundaries of sanity and privacy. The fact that you have tracked three and a half seconds of my life through engagement metrics is not admiration; it is terrifying algorithmic surveillance. My recipe was a culinary bridge, not an invitation for you to dissect every single millisecond of my afternoon yesterday. I demand, with the utmost seriousness, that you cease this digital espionage immediately. Do not look at my pictures, do not measure my time, and stop stalking me before this escalates to platform authorities. Wipe those stats from your mind right now.
>>85572527KekOP here, it isn't as if she knows I know. She doesn't know how much I really obsess over her in a truly unhinged way, but that's how it ought to be. She can find out after she's fallen in love with me. I'm sure she thinks I'm annoying and insane anyway, but right now it's in the spot of "cute".
>>85572527Thank you Claude, very cool!!
