It is a complete and utter mystery that has baffled scientists since science was invented. Every time they think they're getting close to an answer, they figure out something that completely undoes all prior findings and assumptions.

so atheists don't look like BBC fetishists when they stuff them into their ass

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>>85571169
That's a special rabbit hole.
Hint: ask yourself why banana spiders are yellow.

>>85571169
on a stoplight, red means stop, yellow means hold on, and green means go. on a banana, it's the exact opposite-- green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at

>>85571169
Because before bananas showed up on earth they begged God to make them yellow and since God is a nice guy he let them

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>>85571545
Shiny spider?

>>85571169
God made them yellow, he likes yellow.
Done.

They just are. Are you questioning God's judgement? Not all bananas are yellow anyway

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>>85571765
The Bible is a fairy tale.

Day 27 of bed rotting:

I can't get a job anywhere. At this rate, I'll have to pick up soggy bananas from the floor to keep myself alive. But, for what purpose?

>>85571773
>>85571765
Has nothing to do with god retard

>>85571169
Do you want a scientific explanation or a racist one?

>>85571784
The bible is actually true, it's just intentionally badly translated

>>85571765
>>85571765
Why does God like them yellow?