What would be the first thing you do in this hypothetical scenario?
>>85572682i most likely would not fuck my sister...
>>85572692>i most likely would not fuck my sisterHaven't read, but this.
>>85572682I'm sure things will work out.
>>85572682Get a job and help take care of my sister (secretly wife) and her (my) baby. It's just what a good brother would do. In the meantime I'd encourage her to take advantage of our family's hospitality in providing for her, at least until we're both adults and the child is older, and I'd be the best uncle (father) to the baby as my dumb teenage self could be. Eventually when we move out then we'll keep living together forever because we're just such close siblings. But I'd be a terrible brother since I keep letting my sister get raped and impregnated (consensually) by some mysterious man (me), but all I can do to make up for it is to help raise the kids!
>>85572682>What would be the first thing you do in this hypothetical scenario?Take discord down Take all social medias down and all dating apps Ban all institutional education in the united states Pulp all intersectional and feminist books, close all their websites, etcPunishment will be doled out based on how much of a libtard you were during the social media days. So if you used social media at all then you get 10hrs of community service. If you had more than an arbitrary amount of followers or had over a dozen internet friends in correspondence online, then you get 100hrs of community service. If you were political at all, if you had flags in your bio, if you went on dates on dating apps or met up with girls from social media apps, then you get 1000hrs of community service. If you did anything worse than this, then it is a minimum 10,000hrs of community service and from there we will deliberate on what is to be done with you. You're going to be exploited as a farmhand, as a textile worker, peeling potatoes for soup kitchens, doing grunt work for highspeed rail construction, et cetera et cetera. It will be called the Goy Gulag and I will run it as the lead commissar / inquisitor. You will also be forced to wear a big conical dunce hat that says "I am a sick person and I want to get better" like an ankle monitor. On days of community service you will all circle up into the walmart wageslave formation and lead yourselves in a communal act of contrition and acknowledge your wrongdoing.
>>85572682Who the fuck writes this stuff lmao, surely nobody actually believes this ever happened
>>85572682i mean you're basically fucked. at some point someone would inevitably figure out you're the father of your 12 year old sister's child. best situation is your family somehow doesn't completely disown you and they raise the child within the family and try to give it and your sister some kind of semi-normal life but they'd probably never forgive you.
