You're granted one wish by the baby demon but once a week at a random time you experience a sudden and violent burst of diarrhea It can happen anytime anywhere and the wish must be reasonable as well only one wishes you know basically just all the genie rules Do you take the baby demons offer yes or no and if yes what do you wish for
>>85574390What ability would you select?
>>85574401The crispy fries
>>85574390yes i would wish to never poop again
>>85574401$5 fixed price remains even after hyperinflation and societal collapse? Neato.
Wish for a trillion dollars then just wear diapers.
>>85574442You would think chicken strips would be more useful in the post apocalypse
>>85574390Can I take infinite wishes and diarrhea explode forever?
>>8557445850 additional wishes and you will only be continuously exploding diarrhea from an unknown higher dimensional source that completely replicates the experience of explosive diarrhea 12 hours a day
>>85574491So 50 wishes and I become the incredible exploding diarrhea man. Win
>>85574500Essentially the diarrhea God
>>85574401Gotta be health aware for me, I want to be able to eat like a fatty
>>85574526So literally nothing changes and I get 50 wishes. My apocalyptic ass flood will block out the freakin' sun.
>>85574401this will seem stupid but im choosing the Temperature one. That is extremely useful where I live.
