I'm not mature for my age never been mature for my age. I never dated or kissed a guy or had sex and I really love video games. I spent all of my college years locked in my room playing anime mobile games. I wish there were more video games where I could fight and romance male companions, my hair is matted tangle short. I have blackheads. I have acne scars and belly fat. I sniff my own farts via my hand I don't wear makeup. I have no friends and I don't go outside. I've never hung out with friends and I have the same clothes from 2024.
white chad on the left. enjoy your creation date
>>85574822Can you say this again in english?
>>85574812we are men, we are incapable of romance. we all want you for your body though
>>85574827chad blanc sur ta gauche
>>85574836Where us my white Chad thoughbeit?
>>85574812> fight and romance male companionsthere're probably otome games like this but i wouldn't know. they don't make enough non-bl VNs where the males are romance-able. could give modded skyrim a shot lmaoalso you sound kind of cute. actual advice would be to learn how to wear makeup because if you're already not obese it can basically make you a pseudo-stacy in the eyes of beta orbiters (probably)stop sniffing your own farts though
>>85574812>brush your hair>wash your bedsheets regularly>clean your pillow regularly(stick it in the dryer)>don't go to bed with wet hair or skin>wash your face after you eat>stop being a gross retard and sniffing your fats>guys don't care about makeup unless they just want to fuck you, girls mostly wear makeup to look nice for other people. If you get a guy to like you because of your makeup then he'll be upset when he sees it come off and you look completely different
>>85574812Would you date the moid version of yourself?
>>85574858No unless they're willing to improve together because this is not my goal self
>>85574852>>>>brush your hairI have afro type hair because I'm mixed. Last time I tried to braid it, I had to cut my hair because I knotted it.
>>85574836pas compris
>>85574888Improve in what area? Having friends and being comfortable outside?
>>85574812Wanna play games together, oh pee?I'm not looking for romance, just broken people that aren't defeatist or envious to befriend.Never mention smelling your own farts ever again tho...
>>85574904Not being a game addicted fartsniffing shutin
>>85574899>mixed woman with knotted hairSo your mother is the white one
>>85574812What DID you take in college anyway?
>>85574812haha stinky femcel
>>85574917Shut up.>>85574906What games I don't want people to save my game handles and raid whatever accounts I have
>>85574903how many white chads does it take to satisfy you?
>>85574923Computer animation the worst part is I'm good at it but finding studios in the east coast willing to hire me is a pain. Also covid and AI fucked my career progression.
>>85574907I see. That's rather reasonable.
>>85574932I am not op and guy wise I am only into cute effeminate guys
>>85574932I don't fucking know I never had sex. I remember my roommate would bring her Brad boyfriend to our room to the point he felt like a third roommate and it was mildly uncomfortable.
people use r9k as a confession board and I'll never understand why, we're not priests, anon
>>85574949>>85574952w/e magic or out
>>85574981i am too ESL to understand
>>85574926>What games I don't want people to save my game handles and raid whatever accounts I haveDon't put any handles here, you'll regret it. I'll throw a discord alt or an email or something if you agree.Games depend on where you're located.If in the americas, so if you're in EU/Asia etc, competitive stuff is out of the picture, except if you let me watch. Anyway:>League of losers/Deadlock/Dota>Co-op slop (Warframe, Atlyss, DRG)>MMORPGs (except WoW, fuck that redditor game)>Friendslop (repo, lethal company)>KF2/The Finals/Arc Raiders>Tarkov? (please don't accept this one)I do enjoy watching gameplay and being watched also. Genuinely. It's better than just watching stuff on youtube or twitch, don't know why it's not common. So story games go in here.
>>85575028I don't play any of those except League and I stopped playing League. Do you play splatoon or idv?
>>85574812I'l be asking out a super fat girl out soon and I need your help, would you hate if a guy touched your flabby fatty arms and belly? I need to do it to her
>>85575096Nope, sorries....Why does IDV mainly attract so many girls, legitimately? That's super weird, you're like the third one from here I see play it.That and roblox, but I sort of understand the roblox one.Also, fake gaymer, wao. You don't play anything else (not counting the anime games you mentioned)?I'd still hang out if you played weird anime games and you let me watch, but:>In voice call.>I would tease you about it.Personality check: What did you main in league (pos and character)?
>85574812>I have no friends and I don't go outside>I really love video games>I've never hung out with friendsLarp larp larp, same as it ever was~ I love larping on are nine kay!! it's fun, it's funny! I've got better things to do, sure, but it's so fun~ I can't stop LARPing, look guys, I'm a foid!!! Pay attention to me now!! Look!!!! Oh my god... My serotonin receptors...! They are... spiking!! I'm cumming.. ahhh. I'm cumming from getting LARP attention on a public board... ughghhh... I hope this doesn't have lasting consequences......!
>>85575539have you not learned the rule of thumb around here, anon?
>>85575539if memory serves, you shouldn't feed hedgehogs this way because they can choke
>>85574812>mature for my ageyou are not old enough to use this site please see yourself out
