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Would you suck your own dick if you could?
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even if i could, it would still be very uncomfy and that would overshadow whatever pleasure it would bring. Anyways I don't want any dicks in my mouth, not even my own.
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>>85575381
I probably would yeah I remember hearing something along the lines of that one dude the Rockstar guy Marilyn Manson got a few of his ribs removed so he could

I think if human males had the option to like we were just flexible enough to be able to masturbate that way it would just be another normal way to masturbate ourselves

Have I tried it yes

When was the last time I tried it probably the last time I failed which was like 10 years ago

The closest I ever got was stretching my dick as far as I could and then touching the tip of my tongue I'm pretty sure
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that's only like a quarter of the fun
most of the fun is seeing a girl on her knees for (you). or i guess on her stomach with legs in the air if you're some kind of freak
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>>85575381
No. I want my enemies to have my scrotum pressed against their chin while they lick the shaft.
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>>85575381
I used to be able to do this. I messed up my back at some point, so I can't anymore. It wasn't that great, it was pretty painful bending over that much and holding the position required a significant effort; >>85575388 is right.
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>>85575381
I can and do.
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>>85575381
That sounds like something you try once when you're horny and realize it's gay and stupid. Also I would need like a 20 inch cock because I'm not a bendy boy.
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>>85575381
No
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>>85575381
nyo. i'd imagine it'd feel more like sucking a dick than getting my dick sucked
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>>85575381
I think I did when I was younger
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>>85575381
which one of this options does that question imply:
>that im flexible enough to reach my own dick
or
>that my dick is long enough to comfortably suck it with minimal effort?
if anything i would pick the latter and make some online fame going by the moniker "skinny benis"
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>>85575381
I absolutely would. I think the guys saying they could do it but it was too painful are missing the point. It would be quite painful for most of us, and I think the essence of this question implies a situation where it would not be painful at all to you, and that you could bend around as easily as a dog might.
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>>85575381
I could when I was like 14 and skinny

It was an uncomfortable/cramping position and wasn't enjoyable in any sense so I only did it once
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>>85575381
litterally every guy has tried to suck his own dick
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>>85575381
if I could suck my own dick I'd get huge fake tits and make tranny self-suck videos
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>>85575381
I would and have tried. Whether I would continue doing it would depend on how much I enjoyed it the first time.
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>>85575966
You're a big dawg
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>>85575381
It doesn't feel like getting your dick sucked. It feels like sucking a dick.
Or so I've heard.
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>>85575381
I already can and do sometimes but only to show off to other people. It's never for my own pleasure. It feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked.
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>>85576352
this, it's like how getting a handjob is better than jacking off
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>>85575381
No.
My turn: Do foids try their own pussy juice?
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>>85577642
every single woman ive ever talked to has tasted herself this is insanely common
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>>85577642
Why ask them a different question from moids?
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Yes and I've had very vivid dreams about, which is weird because I've never sucked a dick or had my dick sucked but somehow can imagine sucking a dick as if it's real.
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>>85575381
I can suck my cock and I am not particularly flexible.
It feels more like sucking cock than getting cock sucked so it's gay as fuck and pointless.



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