Jerked off for the first time in ~3 days. Felt great. The coom was, as usual, very thick. It was super dense like you can't see through that shit, man. Shit was like an anime. Now I'm going to sleep. FIVE (yes, I counted) LONG SHOTS. That shit wasn't small. It wasn't some spurt. Nobody jerks off like me, man. NOBODY. Goodnight, /r9k/.
>>85576796>Nobody jerks off like me, man. NOBODYWhat's the sample size of men you've personally seen jerk off we're working with here, OP?
>>85576808>What's the sample size of men you've personally seen jerk offDude, I had to go back in the archives of the mind to get this number. Somewhere around 30. I was really out there, man. Cum tributes are what started my obsession with dicks and ejaculation. Met a few people various places. FUCK I'm so TIRED.
>>85576815>Dude, I had to go back in the archives of the mind to get this number. Somewhere around 30. I was really out there, man. Cum tributes are what started my obsession with dicks and ejaculationI didn't expect an actual answer, but uhh.. whatever floats your boat I guess.
>>85576821>I didn't expect an actual answerI didn't expect anyone to reply to my thread let alone so soon after it's creation.>whatever floats your boat I guess.Hell yeah, man. You know the score. That figure stuff? You need to experience it at least once. It's just one of those things to do before ya die.
