>wake up>get dressed>prep myself for the day>get an sms>mfw all my lectures have been canceled>mfw can't fall asleep >suddenly vomit up my breakfastwtf do i doooooooooooooo anonssss i wanna study but i literally can't focus bc i'm a lazy retard desu... i made tea rn, maybe that'll help? who tf knows
>>85576947>suddenly vomit up my breakfastYou alright anon?
>>85576989i think so, it's probably just the (instant) coffee i had desu. poured way too many granules in my cup. i'll live, just need to focus
>>85577024>it's probably just theno dude, ur gonna DIEEEEUR DEAADDDD!!!
>>85577104do i at least get any virgins?????????
>>85577127>ate bacon at some point in their livesNo, sorry. You can get like... 50 bald men instead.
>>85577127>>85577133hmmm wait a second. What if you turned into tomoko and had those 50 bald men...? I could do that.
>>85577137o-oh wow... i'd... finally be popular....?? and i'd no longer be a virgin either !!!!! hhehehe..h....h........
>>85577163...made me sad. I want to pet tomoko...
>>85577172sorry anon, best i can do is pretend (and fail) to be her online
