Would you adult friends/coworkers trust you around kids?
>>85577762No way. I'm always joking about mcraping kids. They give me the benefit of the doubt, but I doubt they'd give me the benefit of their kids.
>>85577762I have a sister with 3 kids and they love me, i play with them and help them play video games.
>>85577762My family, no. My cousin spilled the beans on shit I did 20 YEARS ago.
>>85577777CheckedBased Pedophile Uncle
no. I know some of them suspect im a pedophile. my brother too. It all began in my teens where i just accepted them calling me one. I suspect one of them (the one who started it) is, or is confused, and projected onto me, but as i dont really care what they think i just played along with the meme. they clearly found it funny so i absorbed the role and it stuck. no one talks about it but i think they suspect or "know" that i am. of course if i try to clear anything up now almost 20 years later its just gonna seem suspect as hell so this is what i am now. But again i dont really care, and i would never want to be around their kids in any case
>>85577762I don't have friends or coworkers and I hope no one ever tries to make me take care of their kid I hate kids
No lolFor some reason they think im going to rape or kidnap their stupid kids. They always act so nervous and protective when ever one of their snot nosed brats curiously walks up to me.Kids love me though.
>>85577762Yes. Everyone knows I'm only harmful to myself and pretty much harmless to everyone else.
>>85577816You must be a woman, then.Zamn
maybe, i don't know. i'm clearly weird and awkward as fuck but they don't seem to mistrust me and i don't think they'd assume i'm a sadist or pedo or anything like that.
>>85577821No, I'm just good with kids. I wanted to be a teacher but ended up a corpo drone because the pay is so bad for teaching.
YesI teach them pokemon cards
>>85577793You just assume every uncle is a pedo? I'm the kind of uncle who wants to protect them.
>>85577836>getting kids to invest in the bubbleTCG fags are beyond redemption
>>85577836This is the way to do it. You give them a booster pack and then say something like "Notice how a black person would never give you Pokemon cards?" And then they start noooooticing from a young age
>>85577840If a man's not beating them, he's raping them. You don't beat kids, do you?
prorbaly but kids dislike me its like they can tell im a loser
>>85577859Meanwhile Lindsey Clancy:
>At family gathering, blasted on whiskey>Male cousin with autism is playing with my other cousins who are 2 little girls>Aunt asks me to go play with them to make sure he doesn't do anything to them>She would rather have a drunk with her daughters than an autist
>>85577876Autistics are legit dangerous, they should be discriminated against.There's a reason why every school shooter was diagnosed with autism/aspergers.
>>85577876That's totally sensible and relatively speaking the responsible choice.
>>85577883>>85577914I know right? All autistic people need to be executed. Theyre all future pedophiles
>>85577762My adult friends would, they know I'm not the kind of person to hurt kids, but my coworkers I'm not so sure about, because they seem to see me as overly quiet (which normies automatically interpret as "hiding something deeply sinister" or "hates you and isn't talking to you out of spite") and extremely distant.
>>85577762yes and no, not because they think I'm a diddler but because I'm too autistic to really care about their safety properly
>>85577950I didn't say that nigger, i said that it's a sensible and responsible choice.Either your bullshit condition is real, and therefore a disability, and therefore you need extra attention so you don't hurt yourself and others, or it's not a real disability, in which case, stop trying to benefit from it.You probably are a pedophile anyway, you talk like one.
>>85577843I play competitively anon, 0 interest in that side of things.I benefited from the bubble (kept my childhood cards) a bit but scalpers suck when it comes to new releases.Best I can do is tell kids to take care of their stuff, you never know what it'll be worth some day.And of course I tell them to always buy singles, I don't want them to waste money gambling.
>>85577762I looked up the stats and wouldn't trust most parents around their own kids
>>85577762>Would you adult friends/coworkersI don't have either
