I just applied to talk to a recruiter in the Navy. What am I in for?
>>85579535Prepare to get your asshole and mouth gaped from all the gay sex you'll be having
>>85579535Prepare for sea men, and lots of semen
>>85579535Get one of the cool jobs and not the bitch whipping boy jobs, which is most of them so good luck
>>85579535Apparently so I've heard the Navy's actually one of the fun military branches like the Air Force they never really see any war and go traveling and swimming a lotProbably good life experience as well because you can get a free degree in there and a free trade and a good bonus when you sign up I would consider the military probably the air force or the Navy but it's a commitment for sure and I would rather be a firefighter or a mechanic eventually which requires years of training itself
>>85579600Also videos of boot camp look really fun for the Navy it's definitely a lot of building discipline and push-ups and routine and structure that just it looks awesome It would be fun to imagine yeah I'm in this boot camp for world war III I'm training for world war 3 or whatever Make some buddies while you're in there have fun man I hope you have a good time in the military
>>85579535got everyones hands dirty so they wouldnt complain about getting one seventh the bonus
>news reports about increase in suicides over standard Navy rate due to extended deployments to murder Iranians on behalf of Israel>OP thinks "oh, boy, that sounds great!"
I can't tell if this is an actual recruiter pretending to be a loser thinking he'll get some losers to sign up or a guy pretending to be a recruiter pretending to be a loser. Either way, I hope someone dirty bombs Eglin someday