>Be me>Wageslavin>12pm rolls around and tum tum rumble rumble>Heard my boss talking about the new spicy nuggets from mcdolans, and am intrigued>Usually fast food goes straight through me, but figured I would roll the dice today>Foreshadowing>Drive my dinky ass fuckin car 5 mins up the road to mcdolans>"Hi welcome to blah blah blah wanna suck this pussy hole-">"Shuddup, bitch. Gimme my shit.">Pay my ransom fee and obtain my prize>Park in the parking lot and greedily scarf down the fried spicy goodness all drowned in hot sauce, practically in heaven>About halfway through>Tum tum rumble rumble... and not in a good way>Crank my car up and peel out of the parking lot like the final girl in a fuckin Michael Myers movie>Guts feel like they're filled with snakes and spiders, clawing and biting my insides>Practically drift into the employee parking lot, parking diagonally in a crippled spot>Notimetoexplainrobin.JPG>Sprint inside like a rabid dog, all the while my stomach is violently convulsing>Boot open the bathroom door and a co-worker is standing there drying his hands>"Hey anon, you ok-">Movebitch.gif>Barely allow my ass to ham slap the toilet seat before a violent torrent of toxic orange brown sludge rockets from my ass >The cacophony sounds like someone is dumping a bucket of Campbell's chunky chili into a lake during a thunderstorm>Sweating and praying to every god in the sky as it feels like my guts are being raked by the claws of a mountain lion>ffw 10 min or so>Wiping the sweat from my brown over the sink with paper towels and shaking lightly>Feeling like a lost 15 pounds>Step out into the hall and make eye contact with a group of co-workers who look upon me with disgust>God fucking bless, those nuggets were good>MFW
