so why do guys ask me out then want a "coffee date" or to go to the park? let's do something fun, let's go on a roadtrip, take me to a michelin star restaurant, let's ride 90 mph around at 2am, i need a thrill my life is so boring
>>85582134Konata would not say this.
ok fine>Take this mopp suit, we are going on a 4 day weekend hike through mountainous terrain, make sure you bring extra battle rattle and water, we are in the fallout world now nigga
this is why men don't ask women out on dates.
>>85582134>I'm very boring so it's your job to entertain me, boys!This is one of the few times where I believe the fembot isn't just a guy larping
>>85582134you are not down to go on a roadtrip anon lets be real
>>85582139is konata the girl?>>85582150wtf that'd be way too hot but that sounds kinda fun otherwise>>85582153literally just put in more effort for first dates. i swear to god if another guy just wants me to buy me a $10 coffee, i'm killing myself
>>85582134>take me to a michelin star restaurantPay for it yourself whore
>>85582169>is konata the girl?LARP
>>85582134would you say yes to sharing tabs of lsd with a guy and then walking around outside in the middle of the night together or is that too mentally ill and dangerous
>>85582169>is konata the girl?>i'm killing myselfYou do that normie bitch
>>85582169>wtf that'd be way too hot but that sounds kinda fun otherwiseI wish you were a femoid, I wish femoids were actually like this
I fully agree with it desu, I would stop talking with anyone that suggested "coffee"In the park you can do things, at least it serves as a starting encounter point
>>85582134The only "date" I take a girl on is to invite her to my house for a steak barbeque. Then I beat and rape her til she passes out from successive orgasms, impregnate her, and take her as my bride.
>>85582190why? I get it if you don't like coffee, but it's a chill way to get to know someone and it's not overly formal so you don't have to be insecure about how you're dressed.
>>85582134God I wish I had a boring fuck of a girlfriend. The least thrilling woman in the world, basically.
>>85582134Okay let's go to Michelin star restaurant and then do a helicopter ride. Where do you live?
>>85582175that's the man's job. i literally have never had a job at 25.>>85582177i was pretty sure she was but not 100% lol.>>85582182yeah definitely. i love doing drugs.>>85582200you should be locked up and castrated>>85582215wtf why?
>>85582134>you're willing to go on a roadtrip with a stranger on your first outing with himYou don't want this, and you shouldn't want this. Why would you want to spend a day or more locked in with someone you may not even like? That's 2nd date at the earliest.>michelin star restaurant/high priced meal on the first dateYou better be dropping some nudes and practically blowing in me in texts to justify that, there needs to be ZERO doubt I'm gonna creampie you that night, but sure.>le speeding/le thrill XDYou sound like such a trashy whore.
>>85582134the only date ive ever been on consisted of going to his house and playing modern warfare remastered on his ps4 and that was fun
>>85582220> yeah definitely. i love doing drugs.besides everything else maybe you are kind of cool actually. i feel terrified of telling girls i use anything because i figured most would see it as trashy and fucked up lmao
>>85582134>guys only exist for my entertainment>we can't warm up to each other through everyday interactions you have to entertain me with ever-increasing stimulation forever
>>85582220>you should be locked up and castratedYou should be a worn out rapetoy impaled balls deep on my big meaty fuckstick. GET PREGNANT. EAT STEAK. GET PREGNANT.
>>85582237Good girl.>>85582241>i feel terrified of telling girls i use anything because i figured most would see it as trashy and fucked up lmaoIt is trashy and fucked up, the girls who are into it too are just trashy and fucked up as well.
>>85582177>>85582186OP is a larper larping as a larper. He's a man. He knows who konata is. How are you people falling for this.
Niggerino work harder on your bait next time, heres a reply to encourage you
>>85582134>let's go on a roadtripok, you're paying your costs>take me to a michelin star restaurantok, we're splitting the bill>let's ride 90 mph around at 2amok, in your car on your insurance
>>85582134If I wasn't an ugly femcel and actually had a guy interested in me, my ideal first date would be something fun and low pressure, like playing various board games or going bowling.
>>85582263>OP is a larper larping as a larperYou may very well be correct, but there are so many actual, ovary-having foids who are exactly like this that it's almost a moot point.
>>85582283the desperation is dripping off of your words, anon
>>85582263What if it's actual Konata? Larping as a larper sounds like something she would do.>>85582134Konata, is that you?
>>85582211Is that the reason? It's not like men dress well when having something like dinner either
>>85582283Wouldn't you rather get raped? Bowling and board games are boring. It'd be real fun and the only pressure would be against your womb.
>>85582296Fuck off, she's right.
>>85582283Yeah, that's the thing, doing somethingOut for just coffee is the could be a videochat kind of date, there's nothing there.
>>85582359I think coffee dates belong to the "fun/low pressure" category.That is, if we divide dates to two categories, the second category being ceremonial, fancy ones.
>>85582321wasn't saying the date idea wasn't alright, just the fact that we have to premise it with>If I wasn't an ugly femcel
>>85582319>Wouldn't you rather get raped?Lmfao what
>>85582134I'm a man who went on a few coffee dates from dating apps and they were all boring and awkward. The thing is, I'm not going to take you to a fancy restaurant or a roadtrip before I even know you're real, so the coffee dates kind of make sense for that first filter
I want to go to an amusement park with a man I europe!! Cannotpickanametochoose
>>85582552Weird reasoning but that's besides the point.
>>85582615then what's the point, anon? stop vagueposting.
im not boring i live in my car (by choice) and get drunk at the mall and write graffiti and wreck cars and defraud the dmv and go everywhere around the place and jump turnstyles for the subway and visit every1. But im not the average guy im far below it. Roadtrips are my favorite thing ever but its very difficult for women to properly live the road dawg lifestyle, its dirty and stressful. Its okay if you do it right if you do it wrong its extremely expensive.
I typically take my dates to a reasonably classy place, but not some Michelin-star American Psycho yuppie shit. I bet anything, if you aren't larping, you are mid. You better be some model tier trim to be demanding that.
>>85582134>Do things for me that either cost money and/or could result in serious injury/deathWell, at least you're being honest for ONCE.>>85582169>is konata the girl?Fucking tourist.
>>85582579Bitches love getting raped.
>>85582134Because those are completely neutral activities, people don't automatically know what you're interested in (which is kind of the point of a date in the first place)If you want something more stimulating then you have to be upfront about it.
>>85582624I mean, the point was that "the ideal first date would be something fun and low pressure".
women like this will be demanding you perform for them all your life, and will get bored and leave you for another man, and usually then they get treated like shit>>85582169>pay me thousands of dollars for my time!you arent worth it. if you were, you'd be getting offers like thisyou're just a basic bitch who will latch onto some wannabe chad and pump out kids while you sit at home being a boring useless leech
>>85582659yeah, no kidding. and my point was the poster didn't have to add the fact that they're an unattractive femcel. that screams "I need attention"
>>85582650Wait, are you pro or against coffee dates and park walks?It's not clear from your post.
>>85582153>>85582134Pic related. It's all jestermaxxing for no benefit these days.
>>85582220>yeah definitely. i love doing drugs.and thats why shes with the abusive drug dealer and not you chuds
>>85582669Yeah, but it sounded like you were talking about the ideal date.
>>85582134I'm tired of hearing the problems you have with the 20% of men you're attracted to, based on looks. The 80% of men who you hate based on our looks would actually make your date interesting, like >>85582150
We're not your personal entertainment every secondLife can't be all that shit all of the time that's not how life works
>>85582682sigh.I wasn't.I think I made that clear by now
>>85582706Foids that make stupid threads are my entertainment.
>>85582708By more clear next time, we're not mind readers here.
>>85582755anyone who isn't retarded would have understood what I meant, anon :)
>>85582765picrelated is a cat trying to understand what you meant.
