if you could only open a conversation with a pick-up line, which would you use, anon?
>>85582777I think you're attractive and I would like to have sex with you.
Hey bbg, you look dumb enough to give me a shot. Can I have yo numbah
>>85582777Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! xD
Online or in person?
>>85582792whichever is less humiliating to you :)
>>85582789let's not be too generous to ourselves
>>85582777>Be my gfThis usually ends up with me either getting blocked or them being weirded out.
>>85582809that's not a pick-up line anyways, anontsk tsk
>are you from maine bc you're the only ten I see
>>85582829maybe this will be viewed as quirky and cute
>>85582820I like being direct. It seems like women don't.
>>85582853well, I imagine asking a woman to be your girlfriend from you first interaction with her would be considered direct
>>85582777If you dont go out with me I am going to shoot myself in front of a movie theatre full of people tonight at 10PM at the late night showing of Coyote vs ACME
>>85582860If a woman can't handle my autism, then I can't be with her.
>>85582777i dont have a general pickup line. I usually try to come up with something witty i know about them or from the environment
>>85582880mk, but the scenario is that you *have* to start out with a pickup line.
>>85582777There's a meme pick-up line that goes something like "Does you mother need a son-in-law by any chance?"It's used as an example of a catcalling or a rude blatant pick-up line.I only know a few pick-up lines, only a couple of them I can recall.The one that goes "Did it hurt? When you fell from the sky" or something, implying that she's an angel.I vague remember a funny video about a guy that started screaming something, like she was a thief or something, or did something wrong, he was actually seriously screaming calling people's attention making her uncomfortable until she gave up and agreed to whatever he was asking. And turns out the whole thing was a part of a cheesy pick-up line. It was funny. I think it was an animation.
>>85582886the angel pick up line is a hit or miss though, considering she could go>"erm, are you implying I'm a fallen angel?"or>"erm, are you implying I'm satan?"
Does your pussy need a dick in it? Cuz I got an extra penis
>>85582777Damn baby, are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids all over you.
>>85582895It means that the pick-up line worked and after that it's the matter of how skillful you are as a smooth-talker.
>>85582916hm, if you say so anon
>>85582882I dont have to do anything I dont want to
>Hi, I gotta go in a bit, but I thought you were cute and was wondering if I could take you out sometime.
Cream of wheat
>>85582939then why post on the thread
