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39 year old woman on tinder.

20 likes after a week. 0 dates. Haha its officially time to become a cat lady. Please post cats to cheer me up. Bonus points if its your own cat.
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>>85589407
Stop being such a horrid chadsexual pig and settle for the incels you consider repulsive. Fuck your standards and fuck you, you pathetic waste of life. It's evil of you to be so exclusive of incels.
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I went for dinner alone today, i felt a bit sad but its a feeling i need to get used to.
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You fat? I don't mean a little extra weight, I mean are you morbidly obese?
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>>85589407
20 year old girl in the world of yellow paint
omigosh it's not erk
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>>85589407
SORRY WHAT ARE YOU SAYIING THE SHOWER IS TOO LOUD I CANT HEAR YOU BITCH
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>>85589407
are you that hideous and obese?
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>>85589415
No, im looking for a long term man, hopefully my last boyfriend. I dont want a sexual situationship, i want someone who will move in with me, wake up with me, go to bed with me.

But i have to be realistic, and accept that men may want sex, but they definitely dont want love
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>>85589407
>AIslop
You should be ashamed of yourself.
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>>85589418
No, i actually post 9kg, and im about to do some exercise now

>>85589430
>hideous
Must be. Not obese though
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>>85589432
you should kill yourself why dont you jump from a bridge you ugly ass ho your pussy smells like fish yuck
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>>85589432
Plenty of men want love. You just want the chads who are more likely to not care about love. You could settle for incels who would love you but you'd rather die than do that because you are too picky and think you are better than incels. Your suffering is well deserved and you deserve worse.
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I am a 39 year old male and I go months without a match on the dating apps and when I do finally get a match upon closer inspection its a tranny

fuck you
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>>85589448
No, im open to most men.

In my experience men approach me for sex, then when I say i actually would want to date, they're not interested. I dont mind, men arent all that, just have to focus on me now

>>85589452
I mean, you probably dont get matches because you are aggressive
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>>85589407
you should just kill yourself jump of a bridge and crack your head open or hang yourself
i want you to die
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I am a 93 year old man on tinder.

0 likes after a week. 20 dates. Is this my grandson hello
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>>85589457
>No, im open to most men.
No you aren't. You consider most men either invisible or subhuman, as most women do
>In my experience men approach me for sex
You could always approach unattractive men, you'd be more likely to find men who are fine without sex and want the romance side of things. But you'd rather die than settle for incels because you think you are better than us
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>>85589460
>>85589447

These posts arent ironic, men are this hateful irl. I watch true crime, men have raped women, even children and when the police interview them they show zero remorse. They're not capable of human emotion.

Have to be so careful with men
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The fact you people constantly fall for the bait is disappointing
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neighborhood cats meow. you should get cats op relationships are buns
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>>85589407
>20 likes after a week
make larp. women get hundreds just for existing. and not because men are just that thirsty, it's because all men are just spamming right swipes and letting the women vet them. they're all just casting wide nets and see who swims into it. you should have thousands of automated likes, none of which matter, but you get the point
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>>85589463
>You could always approach

No, thats dangerous. Approaching men sends the wrong message. Its very dangerous.
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>>85589407
its less about the "39 yo woman" part and more about the "at least be somewhat hot" so how fuckable are you on a 1-10 scale?
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>>85589442
try lowering your standards for men
i have a completely average looks, yet i know that a female clerk at a shop i frequent is interested in me
however, i do not reciprocate her interest because i don't want to make any unnecessary misunderstandings
i am not an attractive guy, and she isnt the type of person who suits me
she seems to like everything i dislike, and i am a young conservative guy
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>>85589474
Nah you are just a conservative bitch who refuses to accept dating equality, and you need to wrap your bullshit ideas up in some nonsense safetyism in order to avoid sounding like a shallow bitch

We are supposed to have equality now, so you can get the fuck over yourself and ask out incels. Fuck you and your standards.
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>>85589472
Do you feed the stray cats? They have food, i hope they're happy
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>>85589479
Girls will just adopt your politics if you make them orgasm regularly retard
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>>85589473
Nope, i have 21 likes now, i just matched another guy.

Yeah, young women who are 18 get 1000s of likes, im a 4.5/10 with a mom bod and stretch marks.
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inb4 she dyes her hair blue and dates all 3
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>>85589477
I mean, men approach me, i know they just want sex so i say no go away.

Im probably pretty mid. They loved me on /soc/ though

>>85589479
Yeah but conservative men suck. Just so full of hate, you cant enjoy anything. All my exs have been right wing, you just complain all day long.
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You are all actually retarded holy shit how does this not scream to you this is a larp thread >>85589502
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>>85589465
>men have raped women, even children
Not rape if they came and they always cum. Holes love watching true crime because it puts them as close as possible to being in their place without actually being hurt.
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>>85589487
No, sorry i wont do it. We can both die alone
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>>85589479
Not her. Why are you trying to throw away the good luck that has come your way without even opening it up? What exactly did she do wrong to you? Is she not allowed to have her own tastes?
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>>85589511
Theres always one dickhead.

If you think its a larp, why you here, fuck off
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>>85589517
You will die alone because of your own shitty choices because you hate equality so fucking much. Your orange god is bullshit just like you
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>>85589528
I didn't say the shit is fake, I said you are fake. You premise is made to rile up online retards and ig I can't blame you cause it worked. You have nothing, stand for nothing, thrive off misery. You are lowest of the low. If you get the opportunity you should kill your self
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>>85589532
>orange god

Huh? What? Lol ok well if my choice is an angry man like you, or being alone, i guess i better get the cat food in!
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>>85589415
Bro she's 39 years old, even incel have standards!
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>>85589508
>They loved me on /soc/ though
yikes
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I'm not saying anything.
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>>85589543
Huh, im fake? Lol ok well sorry i break your incel narratives. You dont think women below 8/10 exist, but we do

>>85589556
>even incel have standards!

I mean incels would rather ai cosplay than real women so...
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>>85589407
I'm a 32 year old man who has been on dating apps for 5 years and hasn't had more than 5 likes in that time.
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>>85589562
I just wanted cat pics, idk why everyones so angry.
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>>85589556
I would overlook age if she looked like pic
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>>85589576
You just wanted attention and validation. You're not a real person
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>>85589554
Men are angry because you pigs are so picky and unfair in your dating standards, and consider nice guy incels who are mad at your unfairness to be unacceptable. Men wouldn't be angry if women were reasonable people. But you can't stand the idea of being a decent person
>>85589556
Im an incel, our standards are so low they are in hell. Women just hate us and will never accept us
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>>85589584
Its an anonymous message board, i havent been posted a selfie lmao you weirdo
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>>85589407
I'm a 37 year old man on /r9k/. Be my gf.
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>>85589508
>you just complain all day long.
If there was no problems, we should have nothing to complain about.
Fuck you, I was going to be nice and send cat pictures; you don't deserve any.
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>>85589589
Nice guys that are so nice, they attack you if you say no

>>85589595
No you werent, there were no cat pics to begin with
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>>85589602
Men are right to be mad at women for being so picky. It's not "not nice" to hate women's unfairness and exclusion in dating. You are just full of shit
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stop crying and keep looking for dudes who are looking for the same shit you are
dating apps are trash, get some hobbies
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>>85589576
>humble bragging in OP

Please please please don't actually be this stupid. You come off as arrogant at best.
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>>85589592
That's so obviously not what I meant. You're not a real person.
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>>85589593
Where do you live, young man?
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>>85589501
>>85589508
>>85589520
i am not sure if the conservatism i mentioned is necessarily political
i just dislike radical feminism
i also dislike people who exaggerate abortion as if it were a fundamental human right (perhaps this stems from the fact that i used to be a catholic)
by the way, i dont live in the west
i live in south korea
around here, women arent considered girlfriend material if they have multiple piercings on their faces or ears, tattoos on their arms and neck, and are chain smokers
unfortunately, the female employee around my age at the sandwich shop i frequent fits that description
well, i sometimes wonder why she treats me so well
she would often ask unnecessary questions like what i do for a living, where i live, or if i have a girlfriend and sometimes shed try not to charge me for my americano
she probably mistakenly thinks i am a good person
after all, i have a slender build and a soft looking
in short, i am a man who wears glasses and looks naive
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>>85589407
hello older fembot, why didnt you get a bf during your younger years
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>>85589407
33 year old man in the real world.
0 likes in my entire life.
No sympathy from me, sorry. I stopped caring about your plights a long time ago.
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>>85589407
Why don't you have a husband and kids already, aunt?
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>>85589639
Ontario, Canada.
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>>85589609
We have to be picky. Every single time a woman has sex, she can catch.

Ask a woman if she carries the baby of the last man she slept with, and watch her reaction lol.

Sex is extremely vulnerable. A lot of trust. Im completely naked, my legs are open. Men are stronger. Once a guy is on top and inside me, its impossible to push him off. It means relinquishing all control to him, letting him take control. You cant just do that with any man
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>>85589617
>humble bragging
>21 likes

How broken is your own self esteem that you think im bragging, wow, come on have a bit more faith in yourself
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>>85589642
I have no tattoos, ears only pierced, i dress like a trad wife, dont drink, smoke or do drugs.

A guy asked me out, guess what he said, he said i was boring. Women can never win
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>>85589407
>Old, vapid and eggless
>Used up holes
>Rotting blob of fat
There's a bunch of cucks who'll gladly waste their life on you, stop with the femcel larp
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>>85589642
>the perfect woman is hitting on me but i refuse to talk to her because i vaguely suspect she might hold the sort of political views that i get ragebaited into getting mad at on the internet
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>>85589656
you type like a fucking bot
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>>85589407
>39 year old woman
grim
>on tinder
it's over.
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>>85589407
Stop looking for hook-ups on Tinder. Why do all women only want sex???
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>>85589580
>>85589568
Literally, because hiding in fiction is way more comfortable than in real life.
Most fictional characters are pretty for the vast majority of them and don't just make an argument by using that ugly from this anime when 95% of girls from anime are literally without any physical imperfection and are all pretty and exist to satisfy every male taste in women.
For each one of us, a choice is presented, and it appears that anime representations of women are specifically crafted from and for male fantasies.
Real women are not the case; when they age, they do not look like pics related to some of them depending on genetics and race. It doesn't take a too violent wall, but still.
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>>85589656
Nope. Women don't need to be picky. Also birth control and abortion exist. Also sex doesn't need to be an act of male dominance over women. Also women could always settle for unattractive men who are fine without having sex at all

For so many reasons, you are full of shit. Women don't need to be picky, they just choose to be because they love female privilege and hate undesirable men so much
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>>85589679
>Cattle piercings and subhuman ink scribbles
>Perfect
Castrate all simps
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>>85589407
You need to accept your role as mommy.
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>>85589714
>this is why i think sex is something i am cautious to do

>"no it isnt"

Ok... are you telling me that i should stop being choosy with who i let inside my actual body? Wtf am i reading
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>>85589602
>No you werent, there were no cat pics to begin with
I was going to be because i like cats and cat pictures, but reading your retarded shit about us cut off my desire
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>>85589508
>All my exes
Lemao
Worthless used goods
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>>85589720
>is that a young woman trying to look trendy and cool? AHHHHHH I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAANE
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>>85589643
I did, we were together 7 years and it ended very badly.
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>>85589740
Oh wow, what a bitch. That girl in the cafe should run away from you.
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>>85589768
have you thought about youth maxxing
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>>85589752
>How DARE you not worship a brainwashed, branded whore
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>>85589777
>youth maxxing

Whats this?
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>>85589752
normalfag sexhavers not beating the goycattle accusations any time soon
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>>85589787
Try to look younger, idk, what kind of guy are you looking for now
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>>85589735
>Being choosy
You're not a virgin, obaa san.
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>>85589508
What did you share on soc?
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>>85589801
Im allowed to have sex with my boyfriend of many years, fuck off

>>85589796
I do like to look after myself but im 39 so looking 39 is normal. Im not ashamed of my age, we all get older its normal

>>85589804
Pics of me sticking my bum in the air and me on my exercise bike
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>>85589407
ayo gurl u want puzzy heh heh here's sum puzzy 4u
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>>85589815
Can you share those pics here
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>>85589774
Huh? Like originally what?
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bwehhehehe pu$$y
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>>85589823
Mods will ban me, count as selfies. Reaction made me feel good.
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>>85589840
Did you post on soc recently or a long time ago
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>>85589407
you really needed this attention huh
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>>85589847
Yesterday.

>>85589849
Im bored, its not a crime lol
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>>85589815
You're not allowed to be choosy after having your insides rearranged and pumped full of cum, baa-chan.
Just date the guy who replied first itt, you two are perfectly suited for each other.
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>>85589867
>You're not allowed to be choosy

Oh no, guess i better spread my legs for the next guy that chats to me since you said so
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>>85589815
>Im allowed to have sex with my boyfriend of many years, fuck off
why didn't you marry him?
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>>85589876
>i better spread my legs for the next guy that chats to me since you said so
Me.
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Hey Faggots,

My name is Biscuit, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on nhentai.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class, and I've been involved in numerous mouse hunts on my turf, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top mouser in the world. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, rodent. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare paws. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. What the fuck will you do, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my queen
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>>85589853
Did you post in the ass thread, or where did you post your bum
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>>85589432
>I dont want a sexual situationship
How can you act so surprised that men aren't interested when you're being this selfish? No man wants to LARP as your dad and provide for you with nothing in return. Get a cat instead you dumb whore.
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>>85589876
Please, go ahead. It's not as if you have any value left after being blown out by a bunch of men.
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>>85589508
>the only men I've dated are full of hate
Nice self-report, retard.
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Anon >>85589941 is right, OP, you don't get to be choosey after flunking out of every relationship you've been in. Too late for that, you squandered your bargaining power and now you're the one who has to work for our respect.
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>>85589918
>Get a cat instead
poor cat...
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Hey 4chan I'm a stupid bitch who let myself be used repeatedly by men I later decided we're beneath me (even though I always let them be on top) PLEASE DON'T LAUGH AT ME
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What were you thinking posting this? As if these dudes like myself wouldn't recognize you.
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Please feel bad for me everyone, I'm a slave to my vagina tingles and don't want to change or become a better person at all I just want tens to sweep me up off my feet and take me into the sunset but you stupid incels are at fault! You're keeping me from having this somehow I can't prove it but it's true! My busted crotch chasm tells me it must be.
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Wait a minute. I recognize that asshole! Hey, asshole!
*winks back at me*
>Hi, anon!
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>>85589407
How bad was your breakup exactly?
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>>85589496
yeah me and I seen like 2 cat ladies that come around and feed them too. I think they pick out the cute kitties and bring them home
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>>85589407
>39 year old woman on tinder.
You had your chance with me 12 years ago. You didn't want me then and chased. I won't want you now and have learned to be content with myself
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>>85589407
Imagine reaching the age of 39 as a woman without getting married. You have to actively try to be single to make it through your twenties without getting hitched as a woman, and you still have ample opportunity up to age 35.
Entirely self-inflicted, suffa foid
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>>85589457
>open to most men
Okay. Simple solution then: right swipe absolutely every man you see. Or at least enforce "most" on yourself, that is, for every one you send to the left, you have to send more than 1 on average to the right. Alternating them at worst, in effect. I'm certain this is not what you're doing, and in fact it's extremely repulsive to you to even think about. An instant emotional recoil when you read the line where I suggested it. You send AT LEAST 90% of guys to the left instantly, occasionally stall on one and read his bio or something, then in the end send 5% or less to the right. In your shrunken mind, this 5% represents extremely unreasonably expanded standards and basically scraping the fucking barrel so deep you're getting splinters.
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please dote on me though lol.
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>>85589669
i dont really understand what boring is supposed to mean in this context
not all men prefer women who indulge in the things men love like football, extreme sports, or video games
some guys simply prefer women who fit the traditional stereotype quiet, introverted, and feminine
however, here in south korea or japan, it is pretty common to find unmarried women who are 39 years old
i am a man in my twenties, and at my workplace, there are unmarried women in their late thirties and even late forties

>>85589679
actually, i do know what her political stance is
i overheard her chatting with a colleague about which party she voted for during the national assembly election
she seemed to support a radical left wing party like green party or socialist party
honestly, while i believe people with radical left wing views have the right to express their opinions, i think it would be painful to have a girlfriend like that
people like that usually support undocumented residents, and they treat policies that exacerbate social chaos driven by sentimental idea as absolute truths
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>>85589942
Conservative men hate things? Wow

>>85589970
I was never really loved, you're talking to 8/10 women and mistaking me for one of them, you wouldve laughed at me in school

>>85589980
Poor cat that geta loved and fed
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>>85589998
What do you mean?

>>85590060
Really bad. I left my phone, my clothes, my laptop at his apartment. I ended up homeless. It was bad
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>>85590305
That sucks to hear, i hope you are doing better now
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>>85590068
Im glad people like you exist. There are few stray cats in my country, bad things usually happen to animals here

>>85590098
12 years ago i was happy, now im sad, why didnt you save me

>>85590124
Like i said i was in a committed relationship, it destroyed me
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>>85590102
What an ugly piglet lol
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>>85590312
>12 years ago i was happy, now im sad, why didnt you save me
Because you were happy with your choices and I don't save people from their happiness, but I also don't bear responsibility for when they get handed the bill for that fleeting moments. You could have something permanent. You chose the easy way, at mortgage on happiness so to speak.
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>>85590312
>why didnt you save me
Because you were dating Chad and you actually thought Chad would commit to one girl.
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>>85590190
Im actually 50/50 on swipes. Im desperate now

A lot of bios are "gym, beer, looking around". Thats it. Wtf am i supposed to think. Besides if you swipe right mindlessly the algorithm doesnt like it.

Id only swipe right on a guy im 100% sure I'd like either from pics or his profile.
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>>85590202
I just want a man to be part of my life
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>>85589407
Why didn't you settle for that looksmatched incel who loved you 20 years ago?
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>>85590309
I miss my old phone, had pics of the dogs on there. The laptop i miss too. No good. Its shit.

Im a bit better now but been through a lot
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>>85590379
Couldnt you contact the cops to let you retrieve your items
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>>85589432
>I dont want a sexual situationship
>t. wasted the last 20-25 years getting fucked in all holes daily and is now retired from sex but it's going to be your fault
real mystery how you became an undrafted free agent
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a life without compromise is a life without companionship
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>spend 20-25 years in a "committed" relationship
>no ring
>no kids
You should have left him 15 years ago but you wanted Chad.
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>>85590417
The bitch had dozens of men use her like a cumrag, so it's not like it's a tragic tale of unsuccessful first love.
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>>85590214
>i believe people with radical left wing views have the right to express their opinions
i don't
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>>85589407
ill pay you if you poop for me
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Thirty four here. I decided two years ago to go this route after a break-up. Relationships are just not worth it.
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>>85589407

pardon the shameless self promotion, but
38 here
307+ likes in 4 months
2 dates (because i rejected all the others)
1 cemetery sex
1 pregnancy
1 abortion
and
58kg and 168 cm
what about you, op?
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These incels think they are better lol, must be miserable living life so bitter
Makes sense you are all single, no one wants to date cruel animals like that, disgusting
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>these inkwells think they are better
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did you hear about the new cat species they discovered along the Bolivia-Brazil border?
no pictures 'cause I'm lazy but news articles should have
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>>85591113
Yeah it looks like a miniature cheetah lol
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>>85589407
>20 likes
Not escaping the meme.
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>>85591127
>Still ignores
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>>85589407
Drop your discord. I won't lie, I like 20-somethings more but if you're not busted, fat, tatted, or have bastard spawn we can work something out. I'm not fat, brown, bald, broke, or an incel. I'm just in my early 40s and know I don't have many years of being fuckable to strangers left, and you're in the same boat, sister.
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>>85591165
oh go fuck yourself
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Social media and apps have fucked us all. We are obsessed with view counts, like counts, etc. It's utterly fucked.

Just think about it. If you walked around your city for a week, and TWENTY fucking men said they liked or were attracted to you, you'd feel so good about yourself, right? You'd feel attractive. But because it's just numbers on your phone you don't realize that's 20 actual people liking you. You feel frustrated because the number isn't high enough. That's awful for your self esteem and it's frustrating. But you need to think about it in real world terms. 20 men like you, in just a week. If it happened irl you'd feel like a model. But because it's on a phone, disconnected from actual real life people, you don't feel the esteem boost.

I had the same issue. I made a youtube video recently, my first video and its only got 250 views. I was feeling like this is dumb, my video is shit, nobody wants to watch. But if I went to a town square or a lecture hall or something, and I did my little ramble, and 250 fucking people listened to me and watched, I'd feel like wow, people actually care what I say this is so cool.

It's the internet/phone that does this. It disconnects us. We focus on the numbers and not the actual people they represent. 20 guys like you, 250 people listened to my ramble. This is a success. Stop feeling sad you should be happy.
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>>85591393
99% of views aren't real people.
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>>85591393
>250 people are willing to watch your dumbass lecture (out of the entire population of youtube users, like 5 billion)
>5 of them like it
>literally no one comes back to watch the next one (subscribes)
it is actually as bad as you think. t. fellow slop shoveler who is tortured by low numbers and rejects your cope
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>>85591406
You should just be happy anyone watches. There's like 30 billion videos and tiktoks and yet someone actually watched you. You are falling for the same thing as op -> obsessed with view counts and subscribers, it's just numbers on the screen who cares? What matters is actual irl people in the world are looking at their phones and computers and are watching/interested in your content. Of all the videos they sat through yours. Should be happy even one fucking person gives a shit about what you say.
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>>85591424
They don't care, they didn't pick it, it just got belt fed to them by the brainrot machine and maybe on a good day 15% of them were mentally paralyzed enough to sit through the entire thing (1 minute runtime btw)
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>>85591429
What's your content? The algorithm feeds you content you like to watch. My video is very obscure so it's fed to people who watch the same kind of content. That's how the algorithm works -> it feeds you the particular niche you like. Basically it finds people who are seeking whatever kind of content you produce. It's targeted, not just some brainrot television where the TV decides what's playing.
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>>85591393
Yeah that is a good point, thank you for posting this.

I feel better now.
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>>85591439
This explains why so much random stuff comes up after i search random stuff.

I mostly like animals and video games, even though irl i like make up and fashion, and food i love food
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>>85590676
39, 23 likes now, 5 dates, 4 unhappy endings as in i wish i never met this human my life is now worse

86kg, 5'6
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>>85591586
>4 unhappy endings as in i wish i never met this human my life is now worse
lol what happened?
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>>85591439
>algorithm
>not brainrot
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>>85591597
he drank out of a straw or held his phone wrong or something
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>>85590676
>1 cemetery sex
>1 pregnancy
>1 abortion
jfc
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>>85591597
Realy bad things. Got hurt.
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>>85591604
No, the ick can be valid if its about far right beliefs etc

But its actually just neuroticism, like a guy ordering pizza wrong, its fucking dumb, no one would end a relationship over that and claim to be mentally stable
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>>85591614
>and claim to be mentally stable
what woman has ever done/been this?
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>>85591611
I'm sorry that happened to you. Didn't know it was that common.
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>>85591606
wtf is cemetery sex
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>>85591586
>86kg
Jfc subhuman pig and a whore
No wonder you're getting discarded like a cheap onahole
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>>85591586
>5'6, 190 pounds
come on now, i'm 5'9 and had trouble breathing at 190, stop that, get some help
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>>85591574
Are you op? If so then I'm gad you feel better. Social media and phones and like counts and numbers just fuck the human brain. It's like we can't grasp that the numbers are literal actual people in the world. We just focus on the numbers and get frustrated it's not high enough.
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>>85589407
>2 billion responses
god damn. women in their 30s suck now, and younger women suck too.
i guess im just done
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There is less simping in this thread than I expected. I guess anons don't really desire "hags" after all. Or they think "hags" are just 28 year old anime women who might as well be 20.
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>>85591621
its just bullshit
>5 dates, 4 unhappy endings
>really bad things, got hurt
this means she didn't want to put out on the first date but even the 35 year old oofy doofies are sick of whores by now and either "raped" her or got mean with her about it (highly deserved in either case, she spent the last 25 years giving it up to any man who asked but now she's "not a very sexual person" and is "taking it slow")
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>>85591666
You don't know any of that. You're just an angry and bitter person because life isn't going how you hoped it would, and you take that out on others.
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>>85591663
It's because it's either a larp or she's just miserable to be around. Personalitypill wins again. Once she looks good enough you have to want to be around her too. That's not this broad.
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>>85591679
>You're just an angry and bitter person because life isn't going how you hoped it would, and you take that out on others.
rather like her
>wanted chad
>got pumped and dumped by chad for years
>why are all men like this?
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>>85591586
Bwahaha
This you? Piggy slut
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>tfw no gf in her fourth decade of life
fembots hit me up
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>>85591663
I miss the misato cuckfag, I miss the 2D Love Waifu/Husbando threads on r9k.
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>>85589502
21 likes or 21 matches? are you fucking retarded?
you probably have hundreds of likes but the few chads you are trying to match didnt like your used up ass
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>>85591586
just my opinion ofc, but dont you think its too little likes to already go on dates? you need more options. dont be so easy. men are disgusting and you must make them suffer. remember that, op.
>>85591622
its when you go to the cemetery and have sex with a jewish MAN, because 21 is already a man, rite? also the cock was thick like a pringles can or something lmao
maybe a little less than that
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>>85589415
the point of a relationship incels dream of is to have a family and build a life together. this is a menopausal hag who will die in 2 decades of female bullshit.
you can't build anything with an infertile hag who is sad she was banned from the chad cock carousel.
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why dont older women like you just accept youre gonna be lonely and just participate in gangbangs where young studs just fuck the brains outta you?
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Where you at? I'm 49. I'll take you on a date, no expectations, no obligations.
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>>85591761
thought was your mom
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>>85589407
kek
suffah, roastoid
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>>85589768
How did it end? cheated or left for a younger woman?
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>>85591690
Am i that horrible to be around... i feel awful
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>>85591913
>men are disgusting and you must make them suffer. remember that, op.

Spitting pure facts.
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>>85591922
>infertile

You can have kids up to age 50

>>85591926
Oh wow. I don't think i could hsndle that irl. It looks tiring

>>85591940
>Where you at?
EU. Are you nearby, please say yes
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>>85592066
Apparently so?
>39 years
>all my exes
>20 likes, 0 bfs
If a man can turn 23 and know that It's Over, you're absolutely done for with these stats.
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>>85592049
Cheated, broke my heart. Took me years to recover. Im still fragile
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>>85592080
How do i make a man like me?
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>>85592078
>Oh wow. I don't think i could hsndle that irl. It looks tiring
>EU

wanna get fucked by a young stud then
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>39 year old lady
Congratulations, you have reached the SMV of the average male. Welcome to hell. You're here forever
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>>85592078
Yeah but once you hit 35 they come out as /r9k/ posters. It's not worth it, for anyone.
>>85592084
You're exclusively looking for guys with options who have been endorsed by other women as deserving of sex. What did you expect?
>>85592086
Bee Yourself (TM)(R)(C)
If you don't want guys who only care about sex and who will inevitably leave you, maybe you shouldn't fuck him an hour into the relationship. This isn't so much advice for you because your life is already over, but to the 20 year old "femcels" reading this.
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>>85592089
I mean if you'll also go on dates with me and spend time with me watching films and generally just doing nice stuff together
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>>85592084
Ayou didn't answer if it was a younger woman
but it's still enough blackpill
Back to cute 2D husbandry
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>>85592102
Only if you let me fuck you in the vagina and your ass, ill be content
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>>85592102
>>85592110
This will work btw. It always does. She/they wants the guy uninhibited by coming off rude and crass because she projects all the other things she wants that guy to be to her, when in reality he just wants to fuck her and move on.
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>>85592078
I'm in Europe, yes. Are you free this weekend?
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>>85592078
>You can have kids up to age 50
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>>85592146
I am, would you wanna talk on discord?
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>>85591586
>im not obese
>86kg
I went to high school with a dude your height who was a POWERLIFTER and he was still only 85kg at his bulkiest rofl. Just to paint a picture how fat you are.
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>>85592066
Maybe. The question is, are you fat?
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>>85592166
Women store more fat than men, its natural
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>>85592200
Im curvy but im still attractive i think

>>85592110
Vagina yes, but ass no, no its painful
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>>85592213
This reply is so ridiculously braindead that even a chronic explainer like me is not even gonna try to explain how stupid you are. I hope the guy who wants to meet up sees this and nopes the fuck out because reproducing with you is dangerous for the offspring's cognitive abilities.
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>>85592213
>natural
>>85592217
>still attractive
>reduced to fucking fakecels from 4chan
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>>85592217
I once dated a girl who was around 86kg (if that really is your weight). She was almost 180cm tall though. She was still a bit chubby, but attractive. I can't imagine that same weight on a girl who's 165cm.
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>>85592239
>>85592213
39 years on this earth and still struggling with the concept of volume and density
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You wanted cats? Here, have some AI animations I made. Had to strip out sound unfortunately.
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Feels good to be a 5090chad. I got mine last year when it was still around $2000.
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>>85592295
grok is this real?
>>85592300
>two thousand federal reserve notes
>still blatantly obviously slop
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>i have recently realized my night is over
>here's why i still work here
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>>85592307
>I cut my dick off and I must seethe
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>>85592217
>Vagina yes, but ass no, no its painful
thats a deal then, where do you wanna talk?
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>>85589407
how many hundreds of pounds?
post ass
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>>85589432
>No, im looking for a long term man, hopefully my last boyfriend. I dont want a sexual situationship, i want someone who will move in with me, wake up with me, go to bed with me.
you're 20 FUCKING YEARS too late, whoreslut
shoulda done that at 19 as a VIRGIN
enjoy your wine bottles deep up your ass from now on
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>>85589417
suck your last 34 cocks harder in your mind, wreck
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>>85589457
>then when I say i actually would want to date
dating is for social validation pets
you have nothing else to offer than your stinkholes to offer because dicks are oen swipe away
boyfriends didnt survive the tinder age
sexual exclusivity is a relic ofthe dinosaurs age
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>>85589432
>39 years old
>I am ready to settle down with a betabuxx
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>>85589502
>im a 4.5/10 with a mom bod and stretch marks.
wtf do you think to have to offer to any man that passes your standards that a younger less damaged cunt cant
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>>85589576
you're smearing your aging nasty vag all over this board and you know it you nasty pig
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>>85589663
you need beatings
you probably dont even deserve that much attention either
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>>85589407
I'm the same age as you. I don't care if you look "old" (if you even do), but I do require you to not be fat (or not so fat you can't get thin without permanent damage) and be reasonably health and not have too bad habits (smoking, drinking) and share common leisure activities with me (stuff usually for "young people" like kayaking and walking on trails, which i still like to do) and just generally be a good person.

I can not stand the morally inferior.
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>>85592429
this lol
>>85592086
i ended up fucking a seriously cute 18 year old when i was in my early 30s, and even though im single now its just as easy to talk to 20-27 year old women.

remind me again why id ever go for you?
if you had a nice personality and actually gave a fuck about me as a person maybe, but theres no way that would happen for anything other than your own selfish desires (the fear of becoming a loveless hag)

despite all that ive said, trust me its not about looks. at all. Id rather just meet someone I can build a life with and not a stupid bitch that cant be normal. you wanted to wallow in the bullshit messaging women received when we were younger? lmao thats what you get.
fuck off cunt. you had your chance a decade ago.
the only thing you're good for now is a drunken fuck
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>>85592526
however, the odds you match my requirements is <10%.
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Show us your tits, let us see what 39 years of sag and wear looks like.
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also i'm actually 6'4 and in shape and look no older than i am if not younger however i am bald and autistic and people hate me, even though in actuality i'm nearly a saint but also ready to attack the next person who fucks with me.

i am not funny at all. i will never make you laugh. but my favorite types of movies are comedies. yet i am 100% serious.
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>>85592526
>I can not stand the morally inferior.
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This whole thread as left me more depressed than when i posted it.

I never asked for my life to turn out this way. I thought i found my soul mate, but my entire life came crashing down after he cheated. I lost my relationship, my home, my savings, my clothes, my phone, my laptop, my future and my mental health. It took me 6 years to recover, i havent had anyone in my life that whole time.

I didnt ask to grow old, it just happens, im still human, i still wanted to love again. Reading this thread helps me understand that love isnt possible anymore. I dont know if it ever was. 13 years have passed since the start of my last relationship, i was 26 then. Im that broken by life i dont feel despair as much as I feel resignation. I thought having love in my heart was enough, but im stupid to believe that, i understand now. Im going to give up, and just find whatever small joy i can in each day
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>>85593327
I posted some cats for you above, pls look.
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>>85593327
How did you lose your home and savings and everything because of a breakup?
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what is the point of this, to not know what you want, to understand you have everything... i feel like there's so much you haven't clarified
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>>85593327
cats are fluff and cute, nonny.
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>>85589407
>20 likes after a week
I get like 2 a month and I have sex pretty frequently.
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>>85593327
Your entire story makes no sense, you are clearly leaving out large pieces and editorializing it for sympathy.
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>>85593327
>Where should I go to get a realistic appraisal of love and relationships?
>I know, the incel subforum of a racist anime website
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>>85589407
You are a dumb fat fucking whore and if you had learned to put the fork down at any fucking time in your life and stop stuffing your disgusting fucking face you wouldn't be alone now. I encourage you to engage in the challenge of finding a rope that is actually capable of holding your fat fucking ass off the ground and hanging yourself.
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>>85593327
You're pushing 40, BMI bordering obesity and you have the nerve to call yourself "not fat" and "attractive" and to complain about "measly" 20 matches. Just from that observation alone it can be seen that you're a delusional and untrustworthy person at the very least.
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>eu
>39
Since you're potentially close and I always fantasized about older women, I'll bite. I'm 21yo, tall and fit looking. But of course, the catch is that all we can be is fwbs. If you ask me it isn't completely unwise to make an exception with a younger people-pleaser but no pressure. Let me know if you want me to leave a contact.
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>>85593327
I empathize with you. I fell in love, I still love her, but she died. And then years later I thought I found someone again, but our relationship was a drug fuelled volatile mess and I broke up with her, then some drama happened and I assaulted her and she majorly exaggerated to the police saying I was going to kill her so I got sent to prison for 7 months. I loved her as well, but look at my life -> my relationships have ended in utter tragedy, and I'm the common denominator. I don't want love or a relationship ever again. All it does is attach you to someone you now need for your happiness and joy and esteem and meaning in your life, and yet that attachment can just be ripped away or destroyed or you fuck it up and then what? Utter fucking misery befalls you, even worse than the loneliness you felt before. Love is just inducing a vulnerability within yourself to extreme pain if it's lost. Why open yourself up to it, when after repeated attempts it's ended in misery and tragedy? I'm never having children either because I'm a pessimist/antinatalist, so biologically I have no real drive towards women, it's just sort of random collisions that happen when two people meet, and intensity and basically mental illness binds them together until something snaps and it all crashes and falls apart into harm and hurt. Fuck love, fuck relationships. I have learned my lesson repeatedly.
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>>85593430
i havent read the thread but matches dont mean shit as a woman dumbass, men literally swipe right on everything
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>>85593462
Im open to doong pretty much most things sexually, if it means i dont get to feel lonely im happy to do such things, id also like to go on dates as well, if thats ok?

Do you have discord?
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>>85593493
Im sorry, both of those relationships sound so difficult. The last relationship wasnt what you needed after losing someone you love to death. Grief is something that never leaves the body, we just learn to live with it.

I wish you had found someone more stable
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>>85593418
My therapist told me to get a cat instead of a man, i think she was right

>>85593330
I saw, thank you. Did you make them yourself? I don't understand computers or ai

>>85593339
I was living with my ex, i ran out and never went back. I dont have anyone else, my dad died and im estranged from my mom
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>>85593496
>id also like to go on dates as well, if thats ok?
Eh, we'll see. Not completely against it.

disc: ceaselesssin
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>>85593493
Good
Take the opportunity to stop cheating on your dead girlfriend
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>>85593511
I made those videos myself on my local computer, without using any of the online ones like grok or chatgpt. Want another like those two? Just tell me what funny thing you'd want to see a cat doing and I'll see what I can come up with.
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>>85589415
First post best post. She's just too picky. Tf she thinks Chad will settle down with her for? Delusional.
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>all these incels giving sympathy to a used up roastie
this is why you will never EVER have sex retards
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Hey OP did you leave again? I would have chatted with you on discord.
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>>85593505
>I wish you had found someone more stable

Well it's my own fault really. I'm basically kind of mentally ill as well, and I take a lot of drugs, and basically collide with women of the same persuasion lol. It's bound to end in disaster. But you can't really help what you're attracted to. I mean that's me and her, and looking back with some distance she quite obviously looks insane lmao but fuck she was hot. Everything about her, her looks style her deranged bpd I almost want to get back together with her even though she sent me to prison. But I need to reread my last post:
>>85593493
And let cooler heads prevail.

I think we are destined to be alone. I'm 34 now, you're 39, I guess we've both had relationship experiences that have ended terribly. Well we should learn our lesson and try build solo lives worth living. But like deep down it's kind of fucking sad and lonely desu. Relationships hurt, loneliness hurts. Choose the frying pan or the fire.
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>>85593796
yeah she didnt add me neither
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>>85593327
Bitch, get over yourself. I'm 40 and I've never even held hands with a woman. You got to live. Some of us didn't. Be more grateful.



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