if monsters or aliens were real, would you want to have sex with them?
>>85590088only if they were hot and if they were real they wouldn't be
air guitar until you real guitar. then go to the public school for some reason?
If the monsters are nice than I don't see why not
>>85590088Dubs and yes, yes I would like to have sex with aliens and monsters.
>>85590088yeah big time, i'd fuck pretty much anything with a compatible orifice
>>85590140>he doesnt like outercoursePleb
>>85590159a tentacle slimejob or whatever is fine too, or some textured surface to hump, really whatever. orifice is just shorthand. some kind of dick stimulating mechanism is necessary though
>>85590088how does the alienussy feel, though? that's the real question.
>>85590088would you fuck this? this is a the litmus test for casual pervert vs true monsterfucker
>>85590240>those slender thighs>good hip to bust ratio>sloppy blowiesuuhhh
>>85590255do you think the internal mouth would feel good. shit would be toothy
>>85590269They have acid spit, unfortunately. Should be fine with a fully plastic condom however.
>>85590269I would surgically remove the acid glands, as well as binding the xenomorph so as it would be rendered approachable without imminent risk of grievous bodily injury/death. Then, I would make it my wife, tenderly loving it but at the same time asserting dominance, making it bow to the power in my loins, and by doing so; conquer it.>pretty based eh
>>85590331what part of it would your dick go into, even?
>>85590335>what part of it would your dick go into, even?Any part I damn well please, whether dicks were meant to go there or not. Might be a rough night for Ms. Xenomorph, just sayin'.
>>85590240>made of metal or some shit>no obvious fuckable holes>internal fluids are dick melting acidI guess I got outed as a pleb. I'd like to in theory but i dont see it working
>>85590088imagine the diseases this is going to create
everyone would fuck an alien if it wasnt some squid like eldritch horror but more of a sexy curvy humanoid
why didn't you mention the third angle?
>>85592422what do you mean? zombies?
Depends on what they look like and if they have a nice personality
>>85590088No, but I hope they look like this.
>no slimegirl gf to cum inside enough times to where she starts to inflate. Its not fair bros
>>85593728slimegirl is the only acceptable monstergirl fetishimagine being able to put your dick inside every single inch of her
