>spent 10 years trying to make my dick longer>tried various methods>they all didn't do anything significant>would sometimes give up on the pursuit for a stretch of time, believing that it really is impossible>finally after years of trial and error, I discovered the proper technique and equipment required to do it>already grew an entire inch since last fall>gonna continue doing this just to see how big it can getand I won't be teaching anyone how it's done or revealing that my dick is unnaturally large. I'm taking this to my grave. I bet others have discovered the secret and never taught it to anyone.
>don't heed your warning>well look where i am now
>lose weight>spam vitamin D (and selenium if still growing)>jelqAnd yet people still fuck this up. No dick-breaking ED-inducing equipment required
>>85593244Done all these and my dick now hurts my gfHeed my warning oooooo0OooOOOOO
How do I make my dick lighter colored?It's gross brown despite the rest of my body being pale>>85593244I didn't know Vitamin D makes your dick bigger
>>85592481Why is his dick coinciding with his sad face like an animal when their tails go down?