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>>85593781
haven't done a teatime edition in awhile lad

*plants an incel flag in the ground* one small step for man, one giant leap for incelkind

Paedophile incels will be posting ITT for the rest of the day

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War may be for you, but it certainly isn't for him.
You'll get drone striked in some muddy hole in Eastern Europe whilst he sips a nice cool six pints only followed by a nice webab wrap x

>>85593804
Thanks for telling us your plans lad

>Little lad rumbled that badly he had to go back to the old thread and make a snarky response about it
What a life

Lots of warmongering in the news recently lads. Why do the media obsess over war and try to make everyone worry?

>>85593781
Anything else is just post mix lemonade.

Don't know what a Suwalki is

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How much Shippy was always so opposed to anal sex?

>>85593920
He was on the front lines, where were you?

Plans for tonight lads? The usual sat alone posting on 4chan being the funniest poster in your mind?

>>85593920
>How much Shippy was always so opposed to anal sex?
I recognise the words, but what a weird way to say them.

>>85593816
Talking about you not with you, as you were.

>>85593928
Cowering in my boxroom most likely

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>*emerges from a dustbin*
Where's his fucking Mint Balls de lid?
It's his favourite treat he's been after them all day and you've not got a single one left for him de lid.
Garn fucking spin your jaw garn tan your fucking hide de lid garn fill you fucking in.

>>85593932
for me? a yoga class

>>85593941
Lmao done the smelly mong

god I wish I had a girlfriend to come home to after a long week in work
she doesn't even have to be super attractive, I'd take a bang average, plain, sweet girlfriend

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anon's had a few beers now he's on the Spark Frogs and mint balls.

aniseed balls are better, and in just world we'd still have Campinos.

>>85593877
Easy way for the rich to get richer.
>diesel and petrol prices gone up again because ooooh there might be a war
>even though companies make record profits
Plus it gives countries a chance to sell or test weapons and ammunition. God this planet is fucked.

salt and pepper pork belly chunks, off morrisons deli counter, absolutely mint

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say something did ya?

Monged out incels soiling themselves ITT

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>>85593781
>zerohedge.com/political/adult-film-stars-join-left-wing-voter-registration-push-ahead-midterms

Porno whores such as Cherry DeVille telling roasties to vote for left-wing parties is unironically the logical endgame of judeo-feminism

>>85594114
letting women vote is one of humanties biggest mistakes

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Friday night alone saving the white race from his room by posting on 4chan.

>>85594142
brown indian hands typed this post

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any scottish people

informing the apus that stephanie cole has died

I wish I could be bothered to get up and go downstairs to get my chocolate pains, I'm starving

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Whoever said you can distract a spark frog with food almost got me and my mate killed by one. Took my fucking wizza and left me sprawled out on the cobbles.

Not including family members. When was the last time someone told you they loved you?

>>85594319
Now that's what I call mega lush that x

>>85594297
I got AI to make this, nice to see it still be spammed

>>85594330
I like how he notices the camera man at the end.

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>zerohedge.com/medical/stanford-scientists-create-mice-half-human-brains
>"(...) the human [brain] tissue appeared to improve the mice's performance during maze tests than those left without most of their cortex."

Man-made horros goyim innit

FUCK meant to write horrors

Stil half-asleep there arnt i

X

>>85594321
2009, loved her as well but she was a lesbian in a relationship, but also being straight at times and we kissed. Probably bi. She brought her "friend" to a work drinking session, yet was flirty af, and I was on cocaine so super confident. Got into an argument with her gf and said how the fuck was I meant to know, she and people just said friend.
They moved away and the night she left, I had to get a fren to pick me up from town as I was just balling my eyes out. Kek.

>>85594343
Weird face, would throat fuck it until completion thoughs

Welper being fired from the tube of a submarine, a torpedo wedged firmly up his batty.

Welper serving the randy sailors stuck in the sub for six months. Well they've got to get some relief somehow don't they? Nothing wrong with Sean offering his slick boipucci up for the hairy, burly men of the sea is there?

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I'm in love with the gape of you
Got more hump than a camel do
Although my pants are falling too
I'm in love with your batty.
And last night you were in my poop
And now my bedsheets spaffed with goo.
I'm in love with your batty.

Garn post some gay porn for the rest of the night if that's alright with you x
Not like I care about your opinion anyway x

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>>85594419
Oh aye that's a nice bit of waraoke

>>85594343
ill-fitting spacker tshirt

>>85594452
Just a generic off the rack shirt from somewhere like H&M. Obviously it's ill-fitting because it's made for mass market consumers who 1) don't know how to tell if something fits and 2) wouldn't care if they did.

Blad's big bulbous bollocks

grok lets you make on free video a day now
that's a few cheeky vids of my crushes being made over the next few weeks

Incels ITT posting gay porn

These mongs need shooting ASAP https://youtu.be/uzU8VjtNMvU

bit lush those new steak and stilton slices from greggs

>>85594479
Reckon they don't produce as much as someone without dwarfism

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My prince x

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>Gfberg cumming ovah again tomorrow to get her brown dump truck arse dicked down by me

ckin ell

X

At the GBC

I've just realised it's probably not very good to have porn threads open on /gif/ as well as browsing gore threads.

>>85594546
everyone is curious to get their boy pussy plugged, it's perfectly natural between 2 lads

https://youtu.be/ew_c5ewoVQk

If bumming another lad is good enough for the Ancient Greeks it's good enough for me

In the 1950s the Tories has 2.8 million members and Labour had a little over 1 million members. Today the Tories are at about 123,000 and Labour are at 250,000.

Crazy how hard people just checked out of politics in this country. We've had illegitimate governments for decades. Nobody cares, nobody is in favour of any of them, it's just inertia and winning-by-default for the most part, with the one notable exception being Thatcher's generational 1983 victory.

>>85594613
A lot of ancient history is based on gay sex. They were all bumming little boys back then.

>>85594479
That's a mental looking cock. Like a deformed turnip.

>>85594650
>They were all bumming little boys back then.
Times have moved on lad, we only bum adults now, well, most of us x

Demon coupons got me again. I HAD to spend 48 quid on Second Run Blu-rays I wanted. Well they were two for 16 quid, weren't they? They're usually 18 quid EACH! That's a saving of over 50 percent. Oh my days!

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Just found out that my favourite juice drink that's apparently watermelon juice is actually more apple juice than watermelon. Not happy, just 3% of this is watermelon juice.

>>85594672
Is it Don Simon or Don Seemone?

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Getting me knobbington sucked off tomorrow am i not

X

>>85594722
Big green cock inside Ms. Piggy's gammon hole. It lush.

>>85594672
luv that stuff too and it's usually cheap as fuck, like a quid for a big bottle, but that's mad considering it actually tastes like watermelon and not apple

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>>85594539
>>85594722
seems like you will have to pick one or the other soundfriend.

imagine if you made the mistake of engaging in some onanism one night, only to discover sex was on the cards the next day.

>>85594752
Is this your new gimmick, lid? Old duffers getting sucked off?

>>85594500
I can't understand what he says lad

>>85592449
Actually the Lidl Deluxe range is pretty sound. There are some apple sausages that are well nice in a baguette with some red onions.

Big white cock is better than big black cock. Even better if it's a big white woman's cock.

Bit too much wanger for me on a Friday. I shall go out instead. Godspeed, spackers.

>post cocks
>real men leave
>only cock fans remain
Sad if true.

>>85594802
Is this consensual, lid? If his spaff is numerous he might suffocate.

>>85594654
Spoiler this shit, lad.

Only gone and taken delivery of some bloody wind deflectors for my car haven't I. Bang tidy.

>>85594816
>bang tidy
Not right what he did to Craig David.

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>>85594815
Nah, now suck on this lad

ok this is the worst thread of the year so far

>>85594877
Not a fan of lushington cock de lid? Britfeel is cock now. All the gay lads together.

I wonder what cute plans my 25yo wagie rose has for this weekend.

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Anyone playing the wow forever beta?

hes just been banned now lmao x

>>85594940
no lad but might play it when it comes out

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Fucking hell. The horde of fighting aged, high libido brown men will be arriving on our shores soon. There's not gonna be enough pussy and so rapes and crimes against are british girls and women will be inevitable. Grim.

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super yummy master

britfeel incels cant go one thread without going on about immigrants
got foreign men stuck on your minds

>>85594954
State of them. Copy pasted haircuts. kek.

>>85594944
Same faggot that spams about HHL and his love for him.
He'll be phone posting and jumping through IPs all night.

I mean, this was bound to happen eventually. The mong has moved on from posting about gaped aresholes to outright posting gay porn. Wish this was a blue board desu

I think he posts vile shit when he's lonely and has no plans for the weekend. Grim!

Why a fucking immigrant muslim dating my young looking lass. Not fucking right. She's been groomed.

Wonder if darts lad is you know...watching the darts now.

Bet he loves choking on it

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I wonder if old lad is enjoying it as much as his first one

>>85594954
It is the official position of our government that all the rapes, all the murders, all the muggings and petty crime and destabilised social order and welfare payments and fraud and generally decreased quality of life and increased prices of housing is all "worth it" to keep these people in this country forever.

They will do ANYTHING except send them back.

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Better turn up tomorrow or I'll not be a happy man.

I'm at the hunger stage of the pregab now. Might pop some chicken in t'oven.
Was going to have a tramadol as well, but might have that in the morning. After effects of pregab and floaty from tramadol, I think that is a combo to help me get round sainsburys in the morning. It does my head in there, free range cunts wandering aimlessly with their trolleys and stopping in the middle of the aisles.

>>85594686
Oh I call it Don Simon or "getting the Donnie's in"
>>85594743
Asda sell it for 1 pound a bottle I have 2-3 bottles a week it's lush I have it in different flavours the pineapple and coconut is good as well.

Whenever I see a fit asian bird in my head I refer to her as Ling Ling and imagine her in a cheongsam dress with her hair in buns with some chopsticks poking out walking into my room at a japanese inn with paper doors and walls and saying OH HERRO MISTEL WHITO MANU I AM RING RING I AM MOST PREASED TO SUCK SUCK YOUR COCKU YES?

>>85595021
Yeah but I am in another thread talking about it instead

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they made a video about HHL

Incels monging out posting gay porn ITT

Gary Eats

Terry 'The Baker' Bakes

>see interesting breakdown of some chemical synthesis and all the costs associated with making it, then working out the profit margins
>"we assume an electricity price of 0.03 USD per kWh"
>look up price of electricity in the UK in USD per kWh
>it's literally eleven to fourteen times more expensive depending on demand in a 24 hour period
Ah, okay, so this industry literally cannot operate in the UK. Fucking wonderful. Any politician making paeans to reindustrialisation needs to be called a fucking retarded faggot unless they're talking explicitly about quintupling the energy capacity of the grid inside of ten years.

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Currently matchfixer vs whitlock, will be back later.

What was the last game that really got its hooks into you lads? For me it was replaying GTA 3 earlier in the year, absolutely love the atmosphere and vibe of that game.

>>85595177
Castlevania SotN

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Garn balls deep

>Sean posting gay porn to own the haters on britfeel
What a life

>>85595177
Dayz, I'm taking a break because muh head's a bit fugged (raging a lot). Missing why I got into it, I liked the survival aspect, but my mate who I play with likes going for the hard stuff immediately, almost speed running the map.

Chipped my tooth. Literally the end of my life lads

>>85595178
Same. Did the 200.6% of the castle and got the crissaegrim as well.

>>85595177
Rimworld, just let it run in the background, love the Combat Extended mod for it, superb ballistics now.
Before that it was Ymir, a economics/civilisation building game where you organise a nation of sentient pigs. Also a run in the background game.

>>85595232
Do you look like Lloyd Christmas?

Feelan good.
Pregabs should be given out to the public daily.
Been repeating this for the last hour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgVWJkc5gXE

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Got some of this on the go, had it once like 13 years ago. Tastes horrid but only a fiver has been lost.

>Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans

wtf?

>>85595125
>26 minutes
shan't be watching all this but those first 3 minutes alone make her out to be a really nasty person.

she outright names the poor lad and mentions she's been telling everyone on YouTube about him before. what's he even meant to do?

>>85595344
Anti racist headquarters in diddlington as well. Bit racist of them, desu.

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>>85595344
good. i want an independent North. toffs in Westminster do NOT represent us.

How often do you lads wank?
Once every few days for me. Keeps it satisfying.

>>85595344
They're holding a performative referendum over the fact that their village of 358 people will be forced to accommodate 1200 "asylum seekers" down the road. Of course nothing will happen, but it's very bad optics for the government.

A lot of people are harping on about how the village voted overwhelmingly lib dem and so they're 'getting what they deserve', but this is a despicable and cruel view. None of the people deserve to be hounded by over a thousand foreign young men who are going to harass them, intimidate them, steal/burgle from them and potentially rape/kill some of them. The idea that British people need to be subjected to this as punishment for voting the wrong way is disgusting. They need to be protected just like any other British person and these fucking evil asylum grifters need to be deported immediately.

>>85595396
Two or three times a day most days. Back in my teens and uni days it was four or five a day.

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Just poured the San Miguel

seasideMARK ENJOYING IS HOLIDAY. Holiday in Weston Super Mare. Keeping it private

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g6VwBsZMZU

>>85595426
Woah, I live in Weston Super Mare. Why would he visit this shithole?

Gas the lot

>>85595426
>>85595413

When he's not online drinking and eating junk food, he's at home in and out of his fridge and in the cupboards binge eating

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Garn bust a nut soon

>>85595432
He's part of that horrid demographic of weird fat old dumb provincial people who think that places like Weymouth, Blackpool, Weston Super Mare etc. are 'nice holiday places'.

He in Weston Super Mare

>>85595071
Right now the government is too busy putting cctv police vans out everywhere and sending white men in balaclavas out to ports to make us lads look like the bad guys.

remember SSM goes on holiday to nottingham

>>85595443
I'll never have another hand (male or female) around my cock :/

It so cool he drink the beer with the label out

Ruth is definitely having the sex this weekend.

Playing Dwarf Fortress

Terrible thread. Anyway, saw that Resident Evil kinomoviefilm didn't I?
It was okay in my opinion. It could have been great, it had the potential. But it was held back by pointless, annoying "humour" which ruined the tension and vibes that it was building up. Oh well.

Seagulls taking the wiss out of Mark

>been comin ere since the 90s
>yeah I been comin here all de way since de 90s
>see back in the 90s on the left of the road there was a clarks factory
>back in the 90s I been comin here since then
>big clarks factory on the left
>big clarks factory here in the 90s
>been comin here since de 90s yeah
How does anyone actually sit through all of this?

William's throbbing cock covered in her fanny juices.

>>85595482
>fanny juices
Pretty sure Kate is anal only, lad.

>>85595466
>Terrible thread
Why is that soft lad?

Saw some lovely uni lasses today on the bus today. Always love seeing uni birds around. They dress and smell amazing.

>>85595477
That's how he scams the benefit system, act like a complete retard and show the YouTube videos as evidence

>>85595491
Some Deano will be emptying his bollocks into her tonight.

anyone remember the clarks factory in western super mare in the 1990s

>>85595491
That's one reason I'm glad I don't live in Loughborough anymore. Seeing all them fit uni lasses with the sports student Chads was proper suifuel.

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Garn then dad spaff in my boy pussy

Incels still posting gay shit ITT

im only into petite emo baddies

>>85595482
Wish he'd let me have a ride of his rose.

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He packed that little one's fudge. Still can't work out why he did it.

Obsessing over pedophiles

Getting a maccies as a treat aren't I x

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/shantyfeel/ shout out to the black flag fans. Best assassins creed IMO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2jzDa3p-JE

Everyone reckons Black Flag is the best AC game but I reckon it's Unity x
Black Flag is close though x

Ruth likes it up the chuff.

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He's on meds just like me :D

>>85595564
We had some fun threads with a few of us liking black flag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNMnRZwYJF8

Trans women are women, take that chuds

>>85595594
If that's the case, why say trans?

>>85595598
Don't ask questions, just repeat the mantra.

>>85595598
Checkmate, my good sir!

Trans women are con men, take that lefties

>>85595603
>just repeat the mantra.
Don't stick your dick in crazy, yeah I know it.

>>85595610
Never stuck me dick in anyone so I've got nowt to worry about there x

Why should I care if someone wants to be a woman? How does it affect me lads x

>>85595624
Don't really care either mate, just seems like a lost cause is all. Don't get it.

Maccies on the way oh aye x

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>>85595543
You'd think he'd have stopped after one of the many other times he went too far and had to rush Preston to hospital previously. He should have come to the realisation that he couldn't control himself around Preston and just handed the kid back to social services before he ended up killing him and ruining both of their lives.

Gonna go out solo tonight, fuck it. Having a few pre-drinks before heading into town

Garn gape my arse soons