These creatures are real btw and you're designed to need them. Unfortunately they've grown so pompous that it's basically impossible to have sexo with one. I wish girls were humble and obedient, I wanna redo my childhood but with an obedient female best friend
Date an obese whale lol. Also fuck you.
>>85599364What the heck anon be kind to me
le beedyend derr. Obidn't, btw. Autists really do pick a word and run with it, eh
>>85599359>you're designed to need them>a good portion of men now don't have them>they're fine anyway
>>85599369I might consider it if you have a tight pussy but you don't so fuck you for giving me a throbbing boner
>>85599359Just jerk off already.
Idc man I'm gonna get isekai'd, get cheat skills for my suffering, and slay wizard pussy
>>85599379They're not even men in relationships aren't. The status quo for males is being unhappy. The bare minimum to be happy is a wife and a mistress. >>85599406Wow what a moody boner throb throb I guess I can see how that would be rude how can I make it up to you anon? >>85599421That can't be the problem>>85599449Inseminating a proud level 333 wizard who lived for hundreds of years without losing her virginity just honing her craft
>>85599524>The status quo for males is being unhappy.such is life, men survived worse things than being unhappy
>>85599524Make it up to me by replying to my dms baka preferably with more pics like that
>>85599369>hip dipsnasty