Gay's Creamery editionPrevious>>85593781
>>85600823Look mum he's posted it again x
More of a snack edition man myself
Some lunatic is having a barbecue on my street it's 17 degrees, grey clouds and windy as fuck. Why??
>>85600854>"Oooh, did you hear? Anonette's lad posted that Gay cream image again.">"Doesn't suprised me at all Mabel, he's always been noncey, that one."
>>85600884dark nights are coming ingotta make the most of the summer you only live onceeveryday we above ground is a great day
I bet it feels amazing to be honest
>>85600884what an experience! wowww!
It makes me sad I'll never have a beautiful, caring girl like that becky or faith in my life. Lads in their twenties are wasting their lives here and will end up like me...alone and it will be too late to start relationships/life beyond 30. There's no point me trying now because no females would find me interesting. I'd have no life experience to talk about anyway so that will all be a red flag. Don't forget the unemployment too, no car and living with parents still too. Grim it is being me in the south of England. I'm just a hateful person now.
Hope all the York lassies are locking their doors tonight. Right weirdos about at night.
>>85600926York lass still not foundnot righthttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy030441eg7o
>>85600926The York gaper is on the loose!
Anyone else feel dead and lifeless?
>>85600899White lad looks full of regret
I've never had sex and I will never work again.
Getting hot and heavy with Sean
>>85600980Cheer up and get a job. Women aren't interested in depressed NEETs.
Lubin' up my cock and sparking out a twinks arsehole
>>85601008You prefer twinks or trannies?
Corrrrr! Arrow sale will be next month. Going to build up a cart on their website. x
Can't even walk around wearing your based balaclava in Nottingham without a 70 quid fine. Time to buy me a burqa I think. Tyrants.
>>85601006I doubt they'd be interested in some guy in his 30s working a deadend minimum wage job either. He'll still be with his parents and still considered a "loser" by women. They have much better men on online dating apps anyway.
>>85601024You can get away with being a NEET or being unsuccessful job-wise (see SSM) but being depressed is a big no-no.
What is worse damning my soul to hell for eternity, or pushing on but being an angry horrible cunt that makes his own and other peoples lives miserable?Asking for a friend, in minecraft.
>>85601126Life on earth is temporary. Life in hell is eternal. Repent now while you still have the chance.
>>85601136I've said sorry to god and the people involved, yet I am still like this, and getting worse. What if I'm just bad, but aware of it?
>>85601126Why not push on, with the aim of being saveable? Always found the idea of going to/granted entry to heaven a bit of a catch22 situation; how could it be a perfect place if I'm in it?
>>85601154I have been for decades, but I have a health issue and time is limited. PLus it's not just about being saveable, I have to partly save myself as well, a big part at that. Shadow work as r carl would say.
i only buy from white owned takeaways
I don't think I could handle myself if I were in this situation x
>>85601257I have a mate, who tries to be all inclusive, and he likes his trainers. And he once when we were talking about trainers he said "I only buy off white's", I then teased him saying good lad I knew there was something I liked about you, we just had to find it. He spent about 10 seconds saying NO NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
>>85601257I forgot to mention that in my town a new shop popped up, they did all the work and left the sign till the night before opening. Saghir's traditional english fish and chips. The windows were smashed by the morning, kek.
https://www.off---white.com/en-gb/men/shoes/sneakers/I forgot to link this linkrel, so I did,
Wonder if Ruth has had her fudge packed yet
Welper's Stuffed Crust Batty Crease
>>85601149Turn away from being wicked and ask Jesus to soften your blackened, hardened heart. There's power in prayer.
>>85601257A white owned takeaway? Rarer than rocking horse shit in the north west where I'm from lad.
If you're not balls deep in a woman's shithole tonight, you failed at life, myself included
>>85601330R getting a good piping in the pub cellar being bent over a barrel from her chad 6ft 3 boyfriend
>>85601405I'll be playing Pokemon Crystal. Is that going to be alright with you?
>>85601393It could work, I asked for something to believe in before during a come to god moment, and I was shown synchronicities.
Just tidied my room I feel tonnes better lads feel like a brand new man x
>>85601427That's called an answered prayer. God himself decided to grant you your prayer, you should feel fortunate.
>>85601438I do, it's mad how much I've said thank you and how I love life over these past 2 years. Sounds unbelievable with me having talked of sui not too long ago, but even in times of darkness something has appeared and made me say I LOVE LIFE.
>>85601405Anal is grim af. Shippy was right.
been going on vinted as there is some decent stuff on there but fucking hell so many slags on vinted, posting clothes but lewd af, like no bra tits basically out, seductive posing etc.
>>85601496sex sells and people just shamelessly sell sex.weird times.
>>85601521I'm surprised its allowed, its basically softcore porn, just bare vinted slags, be wary if anyone gets a gf who posts on vinted
Aurafarming with Ship Shippy
Shippy was right about many things. I miss him.
Shippy got chased out by the Swanster and that was lush.
Haven't been around for ages, what happened to that Pakistani transvestite?
Fuck off about fucking shippy. King of forced memes
Ship Shippy from Shipsteringhamshires
I bet it massively feels lush
>>85601629No proof that this swanny character exist, other than an image of some person from a newspaper.
>>85601534Corr could buy some slags clothes and sniff them
I've had another tramadol, for pain this time, a pain in the arse (me and the way I think).Drinking as well. Woohoo.
Opioids feel fucking incredible. Wish I had opioids now tbqh.
Why did she feel the need to have her boyfriend in the pic
13 quid for her shorts, oh aye
Why did Shippy abuse Bobbin to death.Miss that little scamp so much. Hopefully Snarf taken him under her wing in Kitty Heaven.
>>85601703Cleaned though. Or is she willing to wear them for a week without knickers and willing to rub them against her fanny?
Watching Anora with the wife
>>85601718She's flogging this bikini for 8 quid and it's touching her fanny
Reckon there's a market for worn in neet underwear?
I would like to get some money.
>>85601724Again it's been washed. You can also (unless perfect folding) see her fanny lips.Did she get punched in the mouth before that photo was taken?Or is it weird makeup? Is she young? That's fucked up
Loved morphine when I was in the hospital. Lovely shit.
Just get some morphine in me. Heroin. Just makes me happy.
>*Uppercuts you into the air with a Frog Thumper, opening you up for a combo attack*>*Lands a flurry of brutal impacts to your solar plexus and face with his Hurtful Herptile Technique*>*Slams you into the concrete with a Tan-Your-Hide Toad Attack*>*Leaves you gasping on the street in a fencing response alongside a pile of other sparked out wagies*WHERE MY WUCKING UNCLE JOES MINT BALLS
Shit fuck. I want to form a paramilitary tbqh
>>85601788I'd join but I'm scared of heights.
I'll explain, as sometimes it is needed.That's a joke about paras jumping out of planes.
RIP Ed Sheeran.Hounded to death like Jason Arday.
poo poo haha
Pretty sure my wife sees sex with me as a chore. Makes me feel like shit, ngl.
>>85601856That's rough mate, have you raised the issue with her?(Do her from behind then she won't see it then lad).
>>85601842Yeah fed up of him plagiarising buskers. Glad he's gone.
>>85601874No, I've thought it through but I think either answer I get would be bad.>Hey, is sex with me a chore?Option 1>YesBadOption 2>NoAlso bad because it means that she just naturally doesn't have much interest or enthusiasm for having sex, even if she doesn't consider the act a chore as such.
Can't believe ed sheeran sucked off macklemore then complained about tummy ache after swallowing a load, what a poof.
Garn little lad, get sucking x
>>85601842Jason Arday was a narcissist and a pathological liar. His final act in life was not to accept his wrongdoings and try to repent and make up for them, but to deny the world the 'victory' of getting him to admit it and perversely attempt to martyr himself leaving his children without their father. He was a coward in life and a coward in death and his final moments make everything worse in retrospect.
>>85601892>BadThen discuss further, how you could liven things up for one another.>NoExplore the topic more with her, find ways around it.
i cant be arsed can ix
>>85601912I've said to her before I want us to be having more sex than we do and her response has been along the lines of like 'oh, really? it's not enough for you?'. Not said maliciously or anything, genuinely surprised that it isn't as much as I'd like, but also absolutely no reference to her preferred frequency, like it's not even something she thinks about. No interest in sex.
>>85601958break up mate and go have sex with some baddies
Creampied the gfberg just now meX
>>85601967Now the rest of the train can crack on? We saw your post earlier, I guess one had to cancel.
Loved smoking opium when I was in SEA. Lovely shit
>>85601958Is it not enough anon? Talk about these things with her if so.
Marius has a gf and you don't.
>>85602005Kek, a brown one.
Late night Saturday bumsesh booked for eleven. My arsehole will be gasping for life after I get a well deserved bumming oh AYE.
Might have a gape and a wank
Told the Apu to go pick me up a curry and he returned with this. Beyond fuming. Stamped his poppadoms into the ground and told him he'll not be having his peshwari naan. Little mong screamed and cried but I've cut off his phone so he can't call up SPACCA.
Might have a shitwank
What's better? To have a brown gf or no gf?
>>85602028>food that looks the same before and after digestion
I can levitate, here's the proof.>>85602031Zero proof. He could get 1 pic of one of her tits, but refuses to do so.Not like me who is willing to provide visual evidence.
>>85602056nobody in their right mind would post a picture of his gf here lmao
>>85602088Tits ain't no gf nigga, da fuk u be talking bout.
Post a pic of yer gf, is not the same as post a pic of 1 of yer gf's tits.
Post your Apu.
Quickly running out of beer :(
I want to die x
I want to have sex x
i want to work x
He's in his charging pod for the rest of his night. Far more easier to manage now he's been robotomised, no more late nights watching his favourite telly shows and raiding the fridge. Can't even hear him protest inside of his sound proof bubble; I could put him on silent mode but I like seeing him bang against the glass and shouting at me in vain.
>>85602170I'm just finishing my las one. Taken 2 diazapam, not sure the strength, had 3 asahi, 2 tramadol, riding the post pregab wave, mightneck another trammie. Had it, past caring.
Me? Own pretty much every Tsukamoto film on Blu-ray and that's a lush.
>>85602222Wow look at this cool guy
Danny IS Rate my Takeaway
>>85602228I don't think it needed the sarcastic reply, the lack of quality about me is clear to see.Low hanging fruit mong, kek.
Just came from my vibrator, its like a drug, the best high.Orgasming feels better than any drug
>>85601957Konata is almost 40
>>85602245>Orgasming feels better than any drugYeah but have you tried a 300mg pregabalin?
>>85602255Bbc news says its badhttps://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-66579996?ysclid=mu8r5cpfdp422465942
>>85602263Yeah but I say it's good, and others agree.
>>85602255Its fun the first few times but gets boring quick after that
>>85602312Yeah, but I bought 2 sleeves of 10 per sleeve, I have 6 left and I'm going to be buying more.User issues? My experience with it as just as valid as your own.
>>85602333>My experience with it as just as valid as your own.Wrong
>>85602342>WrongYou are correct, I do have a grandiose attitude at times, but also feel it. You're right, my experience>your experience. But also, that works both ways, amarite.
>>85602361My experience is obviously more important to me than the experience of some random poster (you) on britfeel
Stale as my fucking nappy in here. Getting some choons on.Hey there, Welp Welper, what's it like in Care Home City?There's a thousand Bantus queuing, but lad, tonight, your nappy's shittySpunk and pooNo man can gape as wide as youI swearit'strueHey there, Welp Welper, don't you worry about the bumseshNgubu's here if you get lonely, turn your arse into a messLoads of guysAll up your guts, Your bums a prizeIt's a creampie.Oh, your batty's all sloppyOh, your batty's all sloppyOh, your batty's all sloppyOh, your batty's all sloppyYour batty's all sloppy.A thousand browns seems far to muchBut they're on boats soon in your gutsThey'll bum you once they get here either way.They'd be all up in your arseAnd we'll just laugh along becauseWe know that none of them have been this gayWelp Welper, I can promise youThat by the time that they get throughYour bum will be forever re-arrangedFrom all the BAMEShttps://youtu.be/h_m-BjrxmgI
>>85602368Not just that but it should be any random cunt you meet in life.
>>85602391Might come over and spin your jaw, little lad
I wonder what he's thinking about when sucking x
Alright pack it in now with the gay porn stuff
First it was Bantu bumming then gape posting and now full on gay porn. The spammer has gone full circle
Apparently Disney+ have changed their agreement to allow ads on paid plans now. BASTARD MOUSE.
For me? It's Japanese actress Yu Aoi. Corrrrrrrr!
At first it was laughing and joining in on the Bantu bumming posts.It was funny chuckling at the gape posts.Now I'm drawn closer to the bumsesh.Like a moth to a flame.God help me.
>>85602466Reckon it's Chika spamming it
Was gonna start posting big mummy milkers to counter the gay porn but think i might just leave
Just gave my apu his pocket money and he's treated himself to a few bags of tangfastics sat in the tub. He loves the stuff, after all it's a Saturday night. https://youtu.be/8DNQRtmIMxk?is=WphM1exgz57RRpQK
Yeah garn bed now desu knackered af me
>>85602505A few bags? Fuck me de lid his arsehole will be buzzing.
>>85602505Vile sticky pondspawnI give carolina reaper infused tangfastics to the little 'lids'.Here's something tangy you little toadspastic I mutter under my breath then get to a safe spot before they violently melt after necking the whole lot.
Cheeky bumsesh is on the cards x
A few homophobes in here tonight, sad to see to be honest.
>>85602521Nasty that lad. No need for it.
nowt wrong with loving cock
Nasty toadophobia in here tonight.
It's the yearly Kick a 'Pu day soon. Everyone do your duty and wear your steel-toed boots.
>>85602530AWOOOGA BIG MUMMY MILKERRRRS x
Seanophobe
Friendly reminder that Israel is behind the race war currently taking place in the UKWhat we need to do is for Pakistanis and whites to ally together and fight the ones pulling the strings
>>85602560I like to play a cheeky game of IRL Frogger on the motorway behind the SPAR on Feel Street.
Wonder how many people would just end their lives if they could press a button and peacefully fade away into dust. The actual act of suicide usually being so gruesome and painful puts me off.
>>85602582What we need to do is kick all pakis out including those with UK citizenship
Spinning jaws and gaping arse
Ate too many crisps Ate too much cheeseToo many dry roasted nutsI feel ill
>>85602571Holy fuck. It's really not fair that this exists and I can't have it.
Corrrrrrr! My Korean Nova Media Blu-rays are now with Royal Mail! Bad news is that Handsome Siblings and Heavenly Maidens only have Mandarin audio, NOT Cantonese. Not a huge deal really as they weren't filmed with synced sound anyway. One of the first was actually Policy Story 3: Supercop.
Got anxiety about tensions in Europe getting worse now. Saturday night ruined.
>>85602697Could you be more specific de lid?
>>85602707Things kicking off in Estonia and Poland Russia making claims to invade those countries as well and the war in Ukraine is not going well for us.
Too mongy to understand the news or politics me
Brits love gay porn and hate trans porn
GNU/Linux for sad lads with too much time on their hands (like me).
>>85602750I like cock but only on women
>>85602765Two gays kiss in public, no one cares A man kisses his shemale, then the pitchforks come out
>>85602716Are you for real, lad? They do NOT have the moral or resources for a full-scale European invasion.
Will never have a nice young looking becky gf. I am a sad lad tonight.
Bet it feels good to be used and abused like this x
>>85602779It's actually over lad.
Just wanna run away and work in an alaskan fishery, fed up desu
>>85602794I can't accept it's over. It's only over once I'm dead.
Reckon its gayer to be a top or bottom? You'd think it would be obvious that being a top is straighter, but think about this: Tops have to put their penis inside a bum, a stinky bum, wheras bottoms just get a clean cock up theirs. Food for thought lads
>>85602716 just NPCs talking shit lad. nothing ever happens
>>85602793is that the black lad on big brother
>>85602793Corr love a bit of chocolate x
>>85602817Jamie Varley is a top
Only OG's remember Tesco Value.
Ketnonce has been awfully quiet
WAAAWOOGA BIG MUMMY MILKERS x
>>85602793How do I go about getting involved in something like this?
>>8560284589p for mince. 5.89 nowBrits will accept it, infact if you complain they'll tell you to stop being ungrateful and eat lentils
>>85602855not that expensive mate, do you shop at waitrose or something?
>>85602845It was a good indicator of who to bully.
I have never put my willy into a woman.
>>85602603Alri, Schlomo or are you just a good goy?
Incels monged out on a Saturday ITT
>>85602867Being seen with a Netto bag was a death sentence
>>85602842Bit of a weird obsession you have with this pedo
Never been kissed why should I work?
>>85602879Netto basher
>>85602880Shippycoded behaviour
>>85602862Not in the tesco near. 3.25 still ridiculous compared to 89 pennies
Reckon there's more than 10 lads who post here? I samefag all the time, wonder how many other lads do
Lidl and Aldi killed all the value ranges by being better than them.
Tesco Value still exists they just don't have the bully-coded aesthetic.
Just wanna run away and work in a vietnamese basket factory desu with you lads
>>85602880Just can't work out why he did it, that's all.
>>85602777>>85602820You're right. I need to turn off the news and stop reading the propaganda.
Just still can't figure out why he did it lads
Why did Shippy abuse little Bobbin?I just don't get why he did it.Flea treatment is cheap.
>>85602916Just seems like you're making light of what he did?
Imagine a girl doing a shit in your toilet on your Saturday night
>>85602945Why did SSM microwave Benji? Mongs gonna mong. It sad. x
>>85602962Did this happen to you lad?
>>85602964Care to elaborate on this post? Who microwaved what?
>>85602973How new are you? SSM got drunk as a skunk on sulphite-free ale and fancied a snack. He shoved his dog into the microwave and cooked the poor fucker.
>>85602984I used to post here during the lethal dose of morphine days but only recently came back. Fucking hell that's grim
>>85602928Driven by greed and power he set to make his own kingdom by his hand only for it to all fall down to due lust he was imprisoned and tortured for many months until the band of the hawk rescued him and he was a weak frail shell of his former self. With the behlit he chose to sacrifice his former friends to achieve the goal of his kingdom turning into pure evil and being reborn into femto.
Sparking out mongs then gaping their arse
Mong thong
Monging out to some snow patrol and having a tuna sandwich
Helperlad was /britfeel/'s Griffith.He sacrificed all of his loyalists to get gaped.
>>85603057classic super hans style x
Just wanna run away and join the French foreign legion desu with you lads
>>85603072Why would I join you mong
Giy on tinder just asked if he could come round.Men scare tf out of me, i said "we'll see :)"I dont want to
>>85603085What are you on about lad. Didn't ask you to
What you lads doing on this Saturday night?
>>85603121Gaping arse, you?
>>85603121Getting gaped, you?
>>85603121Thinking about what film to watch.
>>85603121Thinking about getting gaped, you?
GAPING FEMALE ARSES AND THEN CUMMING INSIDE THEM AND THEN POURING IN SOME VODKA AND HAVING A SIP
>>85603121Monging out post-gape
>>85603121Thinking about gaping someone, you?
>>85603121Absolutely fuck all
You know what, I fancy a gape now you mention it
Might go see that pressure kinoflick tomorrow
>>85603147Me too. Thinking of watching that uncut gems
Reckon you could bite into your arm hard enough to draw blood if you had to? I keep trying but can't bite hard enough before my brain stops me
Garn lad get it straight in x
>>85603188Show us the bite marks big man
>>85603194Don't wanna get tooth doxxed sry lad
Me? Id rather be a blind moth
I want to gape a perky, full pair of tits. When you gape the nipple you reveal a THIRD vagina (the second is the anus).
Threads been a washout, not you fault lads, guess the best posters just haven't shown up
GAPE THAT ARSEDUDUDUDUDUDUGAPE THAT ARSEDUDUDUDUDUDUGAPE THAT ARSE
mong kok
Gaping Dolly Parton's arse... and then gaping it again!
Anyone else like being in hospital? Maybe im just so lonely i like the attention from the nurses and getting cared for
I own over 100 Shaw Brothers films on Blu-ray. That means I'm part Chinese.
Why did he do it lads? Don't think I'll ever work it out
>>85603278You ever see the film kung fury?
>>85603288Penguin BASTID.
Don't you know I'm still bumming better than I ever didLooking like a gaped batty, feeling like a spasticI'm still bottom after all this timePicking up the pieces of my life without you on my mindI'm still bottom (Yeah, yeah, yeah)I'm still bottom (Yeah, yeah, yeah)https://youtu.be/ZHwVBirqD2s
>>85603296Looks shit. Martial Arts is serious business, not a joke.
Who had the most ever (You)s on britfeel?
Might get back into iRacing. The sim rigs been sat doing fuck all since before Christmas when I had a few weeks on Richard Burn Rally.
Gaping a car and getting me cock full of exhaust fumes. Oh aye.
>>85603323Is that like the formula one games?
Martial arts comedy only works when it's Stephen Chow.
Chinese actress Zhao Wei (JAO WAY).
>>85603323Play Dirt Rally 2.0 lid
>>85603368Fucking hard game to master but when you get really into it with the headphones and listening to the instructions it's lushington.
>>85603339Formula one games are arcadey, iRacing is a full blown simulator. Verstappen goes on it quite often, I was in the same nurburgring 24 hour split as him a few years ago. >>85603368Not as good as Richard Burns and that came out years ago
Think i might be a mong lads. Why do i do half the stupid shit i do
Gaping Belinda Carlisle's geriatric arse and getting me cock covered in poo dust.
>>85603378>I was in the same nurburgring 24 hour split as him a few years agoNgl that is pretty nice, proof though?
>>85603398Can't, iRacing uses your full name :(
Cumming all over Dolly Parton's tits and it's a lush.
>>85602716Literally nothing will happen lad. Don't worry about it x
>>85603429Did you dig her up?
wankin 9 to 5>>85603429
Never even kissed a female genital
I've never fucked
Never been fucked
Saturday midnight wank
Im a pornsexual
Sit down little lad x
Gon get some midnight cereal to eat while i watch my stories
stupid sunday shopping laws
>>85602845Britfeel is a Tesco Finest board
>>85602845For me it was Asda's smartprice we didn't go to Tesco because there wasn't one where I lived in the 90s
Just learned that I may lose 10 to 14 years off my natural life expectancy due to my depression and anxiety. That's the first bit of positive news I've read in a while. Looks like I won't live to old age at least.
>>85603955might as well take up smoking at this point
>>85603980Quit that in 2019. Didn't really enjoy it anyway and I've saved a lot of money by quitting.
off the beddingshire arnt i?
>>85604107Hope you sleep well anon.
Not really much point in me being alive any longer
Shippy is a pedo
Shippy rapes
Shippy Rape Wagon
Shippy touches people without their consent
Not drinking today. Get in!
Facebook update:>PREDATOR ALERT lovely night out with my son and supposed good friend the great old frank. Get invited back to Frank's for a drink great I wasnt drunk but haven't drank for months due to ill health and ive been heavily medicated fell asleep at Frank's 20 min at most liam rammed me to wake screaming we got to get a taxi and go the following from someone I loved as a friend has completely shocked me to the core,frank twice forced liam to sit on his lap frank said himself was queer and asked liam if he liked boys,liam got up in shock frank a second time pulled liam onto his lap groped the inside asking liam :how do you like it baby liam shoved me at that point and woke me arguing happened he squared up to liam I got up and told him he wernt gonna be hitting my son however he pushed liam hard so liam pushed him back punched him twice in the face frank went over the back of the chair hit the coffee table and liam was sat on his chest as fast as anything punched fuck out his face so if anybody sees frank and questions it that's what he earned for being a dirty fucking predator to a vulnerable 18 year old.
^strange post to make on a sunday morning
Will's spunk slowing dripping out of Ruth's fanny while they sleep arm in arm
Finna venture out for Sprite
Feel sorry for these particular NEETs. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D2yk-m5rPAU&ra=m
>>85605550>struggled at school socially and academically
just corralled the dindinbergistani-under-nazeverily didthisnae itpartakement?tradicional scotch meal:oven-baked plain chicken breastmayonaisse accomanimentfrench crisps (in american vernacular) wiv saltkidney beans straight from the canpropa lush dat wun, hairftae be finkin'now?aff tae post-brekkendindinborgization poop-ranchpic related is the aftermath
>>85605550phwooooar she askin' for a gud shaggin' up the arsefilfy bint isnae she
>>85605550It's been happening to multiple generations, and we just had to deal with it. Yes being poor sucks, my family had years of eating nothing but mushroom omelettes, both parents struggling.
World full of snowflakes.
>>85605579Likely been happening in your family since the Industrial Revolution lad. Possibly since the Norman Invasion.
>>85605583it's been happening to the world.
OMfingG it's raining, I'm the first ever person in history to experience it.
>>85605534I'm sure she cleans her fanny out after sex by holding a tissue under it and rushing to the bathroom, then use the shower head like most females.
>>85605550Shoot everybody under 30 and everybody over 65. Problem solved.
>>85605609She probably is too exhausted to do that. You just know Will can satisfy all her needs.
>>85605622Not him but nuke the world, let nature take it back. Get rid of the scummy bipedal types, and things will be good.
>>85605629I wish I could satisfy all her needs but I'm too in love with my 25yo becky lass now.
>>85605638The one with brown bf?
>>85605648Yes she has a muslim boyfriend. She has definitely been groomed and white lads must avoid her.
>>85605658Makes sense since you're brown too
Obviously she's never been confident around white lads. White lads probably avoided her because she looks immature. That's my only explanation on why Muslims and Indians give her all the attention. Not right.
>>85605671No I am a white British man. I am from the south of England and have lived there all my life.
I just wish I had a better job when I started my adult life. I was surrounded by immigrants all day, every day. Barely ever heard a word of English. No wonder I gave up working. It never led me anywhere, I never got relationships and every one else my age was having fun on holidays and enjoying their lives. Not me. I was just expected to do some shit job and be accepting of that. Fuck working ever again.
>>85605679Any proof to support this claim?
>>85605713No but you'd have to be a right fucked up weirdo to larp as a British person.
>>85605716You are a right fucked up weirdo, no?
>>85605719Not quite but I can assure you I am a British lad. I just got up around 7. I have BBC Breakfast on right now.
A 25 year old woman must have sex right? Right?
>>85605724>I have BBC Breakfast on right nowPost a screenshot
>>85605742Only very rare cases are not having sex at that age tbqh. Even the ones who don't enjoy it will start feeling their internal clock telling them a baby needs to be made soon so they start looking for someone to make one with.
>>85605752A lass who doesn't enjoy sex just hasn't been fucked properly. Lots of men are useless at making women cum. Just look any Cosmopolitan poll.
Last nights bumsesh got me in that bum hangover state.
>>85605565This post is s work of art
>>85605812Weird how he sucks up to soundspastic who never replies to anybody in the thread.
Shagged the gfberg right in the arse last niteDidn't iI did didn't iPhwoarrrrX
Bit weird how in the year 2026 where being gay is accepted, that so many gay men are ashamed of their fantasies. A female does not have a penis. Just accept you're gay and go live your lives. It's not difficult.
Normalise the Bumsesh xBe proud of that gape x
England Forever tbqh lads
seasideMARK APPLE WATCH DAY. Much better than giving it to the bookies dee lads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swlGxduJFSg
He got so many idums nowadays. Life on LUSH MODE.
>>85605935we are going to get a video of SSM in a full drunken rage as he cannot set up or work the watch kek
>>85605750Here is what I am watching right now. So many jewish lasses on BBC.
someone in britfeel like 8 or 9 years ago gave me a passport to post here can i get it renewed please
Why the fuck does Sting need to provide his opinion on current affairs?
>>85605983All the politics staff at the bbc are massive fucking gremlins , every single one has the face you'd see under a bridge Will you be watching the 3+ hours of the wog cooking shows that follow? Sunday morning tv is just the worst tbqfh
>>85605993Passports need to be countersigned these days. Good luck with that if you have no social connections. Government just expects you to stay in this shithole country and never go on holiday.
>>85606011There's some proper gremlins that do the news but you get some hot new ones on the rolling news channel. I will be watching youtube soon.
>>85606015its just a mong filter ladIf you cant figure out how to get a countersignature then you have no business being let loose in a foreign country kek
>>85606015Sorry, I meant a visa. An anon gave me a visa to post here. Can I renew that
>>85606030I refuse to work then. No passport, no taxes.
>>85606041You pay taxes when you buy stuff.
>>85606066Bennies lad. The government gives free money for mentally ill loser men.
>>85606073>What is VAT
>>85606083Probably no such thing in Turkey
>>85606083That's government money going to me and then back in. I still am a net negative to the economy. You think I want to be some sad old man that never gets pussy, never gets to enjoy life and only slaves away all my life for minimum wage? Nope. Fuck that. I need some kind of compensation and freedom if I am not getting any benefit to my life. That's where bennies and PIP comes in.
You just know the types of men these bbc gremlins like.
>>85606087Turkey is 20% VAT like the UK.
>>85606097>You think I want to be some sad old man that never gets pussy, never gets to enjoy life and only slaves away all my life for minimum wage?True ladNow you can be a sad old man that never gets pussy, never gets to enjoy life and only slaves away all your life for LESS than minimum wage Dosser cope is the best lmao
>>85606109Strange that you know this
>>85606119The point is I am not supporting this shit country by not working. Working implies you accept this way of life. I can sleep easy knowing I am not paying taxes for immigrants, women and corrupt cunts. They will pay for me.
>>85606120AI told me lad. I have no connection to Turkey.
>>85606123I dont care about any of that shit lad, i work so i can afford nice things like drugs etc
>>85606123>They will pay for me.So why aren't you on benefits yet?
The DWP roasties will just laugh at Ruthmong and tell him to get a job.
>>85603266I used to live in Mong Kok. Right next to Prince Edward MTR.
morning allwoke up with painful, stuffy bowelsi had a dozen or so tramadols and thirty or so spoonfuls of Slimfast yesterdaybut i suspect that's a coincidence and there's actually a bug going round
>>85606097you're not on bennies thoughever
I bet that feels lush that does x
So all of this recent talk of the breakup of the United Kingdom is being pushed by the you know whos then. Of course.https://www.meforum.org/mef-observer/mossad-should-cultivate-strategic-partners-among-europes-right-wing-separatist-movements
forgot how strange this was.might actually be AI or whatever it was 2-3 years ago. slow 1960s black-and-white children's telly, colourised all strangely and edited so that a discussion on 'well, what do we do now?' becomes some quips and then it cuts away.well i'm sorry but you CAN'T change some things. and are they saying today's yoof can't sit and watch programmes from the past...?
FRIDGE UPDATE:flats a few blocks down still have a fridge dumped outside their front door.i thought it was a delivery, then some organised crime 'warning', turns it it's a nationwide endemic:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1mvz3nyjxnobe careful out there friends x
mad idea, could we astroturf the idea that old pre-smart fridges are valuable?zoomers would be shocked to learn we used to leave old CRTs out on the kerb (that's right -- actual retro gaming equipment).
it not ritewhy did the gyppo lady choose the better looking, more charming, higher-status bloke?
>>85606009he's a musicianpipe downs and show a bit of respect x
Would rather hear from Sting than a fudge packer like Douglas Murray
>buying a new PC>windows licence is over 100 quid>take it off>go to buy>they say they install windows anyway to test the parts, but it will be unlicensedokay greatseems like a win
>>85606509you can't keep living like this, 'Windows is unlicensed'-in-the-corner-of-every-screen lad.
thought everyone on britfeel uses linux
Imagine what it tastes like corrrrrr x
imagine being 30 sitting in your boxroom at mummys house posting gay porn to the same 10 people on anonymous incel forums 24/7
>>85606538>same 10 peopleThat's being overly generous
>>85606509I had this happen with my new PC at the start of the year. Can't change the screen background but that's no issue.>>85606518It's not an issue at all.
>>85606518I never used to but I honestly cannot see a downside.It's not worth 100 lizzies.
just got off the chronophone to my friend who lives in 2038 and i asked him how the new Harry Potter series turns out and i could tell he was gathering his thoughts before he answered '...it was okay.'if he's going to be like that, i might just start making some 'mistakes' in the calculations he's been asking me for.
>>85606538I doubt there are no more than 6 posters lad
>>85606561>>85606568if i bought a PC nowadays i'd ask for it without Windows. and back in the day i did that EU thing where you could get a refund (cor).but then i always pirated Windows anyway and god knows what that's like now, with actual accounts and telemetry and all that.me? i got a genuine Windows 10 key from some dodgy Cheap CD Keys website for about a tenner. surely that's still an option rather than some AutoKMS thing or whatever people do nowadays, and for all intents and purposes it's like buying a DVD from CeX rather than from the publisher.
>>85606521Lollers is probably the only regular poster who uses it as his main os
mass debating
cunning linguistics
>>85606595I never knew about pirating till I got on here, and by then I'd bought my first PC so it was too late.This time I said nuh uh to paying 90 for windows, because I thought I could just swap w10 from the old PC to the new one, forgetting how Bill is with PC users (letter to hobbyists) so didn't realise that it was locked to my motherboard. Sneaky fucks, amarite.
>>85606626Shh arting
Have you really not got 90 quid what are you poor? x
>>85606653Me? I've got 91 quid.
i can see why some of you windows users are angry, I get it, losing money and having to abandon your morals in order to trade with the devil.
>>85606653I do but when you gain absolutely nothing for spending it then why bother
wouldnt mind doing sexy things with sexy ladies if u know what i sexy mean.
>>85606608makes sense doesn't it
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdejI6BSZNUlmao
>>85606653All of my cash is invested in cheap bits of cardboard. I'm a cheapbitsofcardboadillionaire. Do you have any? Or even one? Sucks if not.
Garn little lad get sucking you know it makes sense x
Me? All my cash is tied up in elastic bands. Needs to be nowadays with the plastic springy money.
>>85606709gonna make the gf put on some stockings tonight so I can sniff her feet
Fuck me, lids. Just awake just now, aren't I? Bloody 'ell and a bag of beans!
Oh hey, nopassportmong is back AGAIN. I wonder what excuses and jingoism he will recycle THIS time.
Me? Got my passport last week and wa surprised to see it's black.I thought Boris said they'd be blue.
>>85606717Hyperintelligent nerd uses linux aye it makes sense
>>85606824>How me postersThere's only you that can be you, I am a me poster but I am me.2
>>85606824>How me posters are here? Lets count. >Ill start: 1.2
Blur...heh.Pulp...heh.a Jedi craves not these things.just take these CDs for 'Definitely Maybe' and '(What's the Story) Morning Glory?'. all you need, they are.
>>856068244 i guess og
Me? Have an Irish passport. You can literally walk into a police station and they HAVE to sign it. It's lush.
Oh my days did Ed Sheeran really just read a lawyer written statement that he couldn't be bothered to memorise? LMAO!
Incels monged out and still posting gay porn ITT
who tf cares about ed sheeran
>>85606831>>85606834>>85606842He scarpered with our information, the rotter.
Why are ugly and fat women given a pass to post themselves naked on Reddit in subs like r/gonewild? Fucking disgrace. We should go back to shaming ugly cunts (including myself) as I don't want to see them when I'm having a wank. Simples.
>>85606879>who tf cares about ed sheeranHis mum?
>>85606608Not lollers, I'm still using mint, LMDE wasn't for me.
Me? Garn use mums phone so I can reply before the pass cool down
sticking with windows 10 xx
Sticking with me Google phone, me Android OS, me Gemini AI, and my Google Drive. x
Saved all me credit cards and passwords on me google account and paying 16 quid a year so i can store more than 10,000 photos on me google photos
For me it was windows 7
For me? Windows xp
>>85606909Same de lid it's lush. I have 3tb of manga saved on me Drive. Howevers, wished I had set up a new account for that because if my membership lapses then I can't get no more emails. xxx
it's weird hearing fans hootering and hollering at shite like>in my journey as a musician, i always try to use my platform to speak my truth, but to connect humanity, not divide us :)it's just self-serving pish and it doesn't come off with the gravitas of a heckin epic speech, nor some singer just being candid like a human being.it's meant to be all inspiring to his followers, but he has the charisma of a sack of wet gravel.
For me? It was pic related. Loved playing this at school back in the day.
>>85606948This alligator was my sexual awakening in elementary school
>>85606951NTA but what's one of those then?
>>85606965probably the other kids in his 'elementary school' the filthy yank nonce
this is ground control to major anon
>>85606948for me it was these lil guys
where's the gay porn anon
>>85606951Fuck off, yank.>>85606990Don't remember this one but there was another game set in the Amazon Rainforest or some shit that was good.
>>85607000WHERE DID MY KITTEN GO, HOOMAN?!
oh aye i loved those educational games me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHu_cfy33bYmad this in hindsight tbqh>we are posh London medical students living under the best, most efficient transport network in the country.>why, these working-class staff are THICKOS and BENEATH us! one day i had to wait 7 minutes for the next train! there are EVEN tramps (how uncouth!)
>>85607018But they're not wrong. Other countries manage to have rail networks that run on time, faster, cheaper, with fewer engineering faults and fewer/no tramps. Stop doing this whole 'its good enough' thing. It can be better and it's perfectly fine to point out the bad points and say 'these need to be fixed'. It's not an unreasonable request.
London isn't a country.
HIS LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNz-b9F6Dbw
Get rimming me little lad x
So there's a total of 4 posters here
>>85607040but it's fair to make a direct comparison whenever well-off London ezceptionalists do this. it's normal in the rest of the country for a bus to not show up, that's 30-60 minutes for the next one.when this song was recorded, London was already like the future. it had those cards you just swiped, it had digital displays, it was 20 years ahead.and your little parody song complains that you, a smartypants trainee surgeon, could drive a train and would never become homeless. that's not a brag, it's like a self-own. you're admitting you aren't superior according to a meritocracy, just that your privilege makes you "a better person".besides, hopefully their goal was to work for the NHS. what about when the NHS doesn't run as smoothly, or has strikes, or people say the surgeons (they were training to be) get overpaid?hypocrisy abounds. Londoners are so entitled they'll attack the one thing that works really well down there if there's the SLIGHTEST inconvenience.
>>85607078I wonder why they removed the individual posters counter
>>85607051Without London the UK would unironically be a third world country
Alri, which one of you gapists it is kek
>>85607070Bet it tastes like chocolate desu
>>85607086Brainlet take
>>85606858same de lid. no queuing at European airports for us and that is lush x
>>85607100Odd thing to be excited about when you never leave your boxroom.
MARKS LIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9FLyAfsfok
Garn suck on it little lad it tastes lush x
out of pillsout of ketout of popfew scoopfuls of Slimfast and half a tin of STAGG chilli leftbowels feel like they'll be an all-day-long projecti COULD shower and then perhaps even order stuff in. but what would those even be? more carbs/choccies to clog up my innards?i only have myself to blame. only myself, and the Scousers, and the Indians.
>>85607213Out of brain matter
only 103 days until mister footlad returns
>>85607216i just live an alternative lifestyle one based more around feelings than intelligents we are all equal under the eyes of God and the state
>>85607225He never left, in fact he's here now spamming gay porn
>>85607213Get yourself a few bags of flour and get baking de lad give something for the Evrilad to work for x
>>85607225Yeah we have seen the article. When is he due for release?
>>85607246might copy that bloke who was buying up anvils than returning them.my downstairs neighbours were hammering away at a wall for about an hour straight earlier (what even takes that long...?)maybe during such times, i could just-so-happen to drop one or two of my anvils through the floor. yell at them through their ceiling>haha sorry guys i was just doing a bit of DIY too!
>>85607268They probably bought one of those hammers with a million hit life, and decided to try it out, but got bored part way through?
This poem is called loony bin.Any triggers when yer insanity flairs up?Yes thinking.Oh that's not good, have you tried not thinking?Well I thought about it the other day.No no no believe it or not thought is another word for think, you had a think, that's what does it.Oh.
not to brag lads but i found a secret can of 7Up Zero that had rolled out of the tray and into the back of the cupboard.a wise man would save it and have it with that chilli + rice later in the evening.a foolish man would put it in the freezer and neck it almost immediately.me? somewhere in the middle. will probably be drinking this in 30-60 mins x
update: after moving the can of 7Up to the freezer for 10 minutes, i am now drinking the can of 7Up.
>>85607342>>85607398your life is a movie
all is not lost, lads. getting that same-day delivery, aren't i?we are talking an evening the likes of which hasn't been seen since the festivals of Rome x
>>85607428Get your tissues in for twilight lad love a good cry me x
>>85607435i'm not DVDlad if that's what you mean, but he ordered some hipster Twilight not the vampire one.i did rewatch Twilight recently but then i fell asleep during the second one. it really is just a slog. Edward vanishes from the film, except sometimes he's a JPEG ghost?need to get that filler out the way so i can get to the good stuff. body heat sharing love triangles, weird CGI babby, whatever the hell that 'imprinting' thing was about.
Garn get that batty scranned on x
cor you just do NOT get flicks like this any more.it's not just about the martial arts prowess: they set up Sub-Zero's powers, and Lou knew from Cortana to use water to turn his own powers against him (he may be one cool customer, but he is NOT immune to getting speared by a giant icicle.)this whole film uses both the fighting prowess of the actors AND the 'arena' of the sets really well.
like if i was fighting Sub-Zero i'd try to sweat loads, because maybe that forms a protective layer around my body where he can't freeze my skin. bit of an oil-and-water situation.but then he'd probably just freeze me inside my sweaty cocoon, wouldn't he?i suppose i could hold my breath so there's more oxygen in the room, then create a massive fire.
>>85607543Human centipede style x
Off me head
>>85607679that is bloody lush
>>85607692Just a snack
What's the weekend tally for hours spent sat alone posting on 4chan?
>>85607679He looks ill af here. Cancer?
>>85607713he cutting it right down
>>85607713Weight loss due to the chemo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3jY5I517tE>Orbital - HALCYON + ON + ONjust a nice choon innit
>>85607772Heard it in Hackers lad. Great film that.
>>85606561Install GNU/Linux. Never looked back me.
>>85607481Oh I thought it was you who was into the twilight stuff. my mistake.
Imagine working at greggs or sports direct, kek.
>>85607679Looks like jabba the hut when that chained up green alien woman is dancing and he presses the switch to let her fall into the rancour pit
>>85607836What do you work as little lad?
I reckon ruth had sex this weekend. Maybe not becky or wops though.
>>85607846I can't work due to mental illness and long term unemployment. It's actually impossible to get a job in my situation unless employers get desperate. This will never happen though because there will always be thousand more people than jobs. Think about it, 70 million people here...how many jobs?
I would love to have sex with a female but I cannot see it ever happening. Even if I worked and went out every day...my sex life would still be the same as it is now.
>>85607836One of Ruthmong's dollies works at greggs, show some respect.
Gaping shitty twink arse on a Sunday x
>>85607857The better question is did retro Katie have sex this weekend?
Sunday scaries coming on strong already lads.
>>85607787a quality flick. there was never any way to make hacking cool (The Matrix cheated tbdesu). but these lads skating around town in their 90s drip, listening to The Prodigy on their Walkman, rushing to deliver some Pentiums and Buzz Colas to Raz0rBl4de's pad?might not be a 10/10 plot, but that's a solid 8.5/10 world they've set up.
Working for life-limiting young adults and children...only Turkish women would lower themselves to doing that. Pretty grim if you ask me being surrounded by death.
>>85607886Of course not lad. She's not a real woman and tried to get it on with wops.
dig in
I bet becky has a cute fluffy innie.
>>85607919bet that smells and tastes LUSH
>>85607903It was good, great soundtrack, nice aesthetic to it. It never took itself seriously and that's what made it a great flick. They had like three soundtrack albums for it.
god I wish sex would just happen for me. no point in ever contributing to society.
Fingers crossed for EVEN MORE homosexual imagery and gape references in this next thread:>>85607955>>85607955>>85607955
>tfw mum and dad don't do anything every weekendthey never inspired me growing up. no wonder I am a shutin failure that never had sex.
just want to be like 20 again and go to the underground blood rave from Blade (1998).that is NOT a lot to ask...??
>>85607961go gay lad it's impossible to not get laid
Gonna clean the fleshlight and have a crafty wank
On my 8th poo of the day
8 shits and I can't stop farting
Wondering if I will have a big poo in the morning
