>just found out my friends are going to give me "the talk" tomorrow because they found out I'm dating a 18 year old as a 32 year old neet It's like they don't want me to be happy
the talk? they should hand you to the authorities.
>>85605175She's legal so it's okay.
>>85605175I hope your crush receives a double BBC creampie.
>>85605168>>just found out my friends are going to give me "the talk" tomorrowthey are gonna tell you about the birds and the bees?
>>85605168Then they're not your friends.
>>85605168Dude, FUCK'em. Sever from the whole lot that gives you shit about it. Honestly are they even fun to hang out with? Have they done any ride or die shit for you? Or are they just "hey I too like [media]" fair-weather, drinking buddy faggots? An adult's an adult's an adult. 18's the universal AOC, in most places it's lower, and no one gave a fuck about lower for most of human history. I hope you scored a great one, anon. No tattoos, low body count (maybe even a virgin before you), the works. The fuck do you need a talk for if you're treating her right? Maybe get a fucking job so you can buy her stuff, though.
>>85605175>you will one day live to see Reddit Sharia imposed, and dating an 18yo sexually mature adult will be probably cause for arrest, search, and seizure
>>85605168They're just misogynists who don't want an adult woman to be able to make her own adult choices about her own adult life.How can you take the opinions of misogynists seriously?
>>85605309but only for white guys
It doesn't help that you're posting little girl cartoons. Die pedo scum.
>>85605321Seethe, roastpost. You know they ageplay with her as an underage. How does this make you feel, that this is legal and chosen over you?
>I'm dating a 18 year old as a 32 year old *taps the graph*
>>85605168>It's like they don't want me to be happyyeah, then they are not your friends, fuck them you can date anyone anon that dont break the law obviusly, they probably go out have their gfs and their other frinds and they dont even invite you with them and they are happy, she is a adult now, im here now drinking and snorting ritalin because a chance like that never happened to me, fuck them be happy.
>>85605168Chino is only thirteen.
>>85605168Why won't these washed up 32 year old women leave our 18 year old boys alone?
>>85605175DIE DIE DlE
>>85605339Sorry, the Redditor age-gap equation is not recognized, legislated or enforced in any nation-state.
>>85605337Just an FYI; I've forwarded this thread to the internet authorities.
>>85605428>I've forwarded this thread to the cyber police.Consequences will never be the same.
>>856053861. Divide the older person's age by the younger person's age..2. Multiply by zero.3. Add 18.If the younger person's age is at least that much, you're good to go!
>>85605447Damn, I made it REALLY obvious, huh?
>>85605168picrel isn't helping you beat the pedophile allegations
>>85605460>Damn, I made it REALLY obvious, huh?You dun gooft.
>>85605339how am i supposed to read this?
The talk is to warn you how stupid of an idea it is. You're gonna be babystting for the next 10 years, if she even stays around.
>>85605567Male age across the top.Female age down the left side.Intersection shows acceptability via color coding.It's a shitpost.
>>85605339A 30 year old dating a 21 year old is a loophole that pedophiles use to rape women.
>>85605168chino chan my wife bump chino
>>85605168In the west men are only allowed to date used up whores.
>>85606153Rape is a social construct of the patriarchy.
>>85605175>snitching out your homies fake friend
>>85605168they arent your friends if their retarded normalfag platitudes trumps their friends happinessthey are horrible people
>>85605175Based b8 kek
>>85605168I'm just surprised that someone who watches is the order a rabbit (might not be what that picrel is, don't care) would even consider dating someone older than 15
