Classic Britain reset edition
On me last beer nows x
Love this deep research aspect of Gemini. Might ask it to do a deep research on Britfeel.
We've both been played for fools x
>>85626298You can always buy more x
On average, how many hours a day do you spend alone posting on 4chan?
His life is so empty and meaningless that he actually downloads spyware extensions to make his '4chan browsing experience' more optimised.The absolute fucking life.
He life is so empty and meaningless that he tries to make bait posts to avoid facing the reality that he has no friends x
>>85626281I was thinking about this while walking past a cemetery the other day. Death is the great equaliser but that doesn't mean life is not worth living comfortably and happily. It's quite a long slog to spend a life being unhappy, despite the end result being the same for everyone.
>He lifeOHMYFUCKINGDAYSBLUD
WELCOME TO THE NEW SUNDERLANDALL OF SUNDERLANDA FREE SUNDERLANDWE ARE GATHERED TO WITNESS A HISTORIC MOMENT OF JUSTICETODAY THE GREATEST FRIEND OF THE WHITE REVOLUTION WILL FIRE THE SHOT TO END ALL WARS MAY THIS BRING AN END TO TYRANNY
How long has it been since someone who isn't a relation of yours told you they love you?
>>85626354Won't lie the Hunger Games series has some cool aesthetics going on. The goofy costumes are too much of an on-the-nose parody of French elite indifferent degeneracy, but the architecture, uniforms, equipment etc. of the Capital are all quite cool.
>>856263582008 why do you inquire
>>85626358I don't think this has ever happened to me. I asked my therapist to say it to me one time just to see what it feels like but she said that wouldn't be appropriate.
britfeel is no different from reddit
Gemini is currently writing a report for me on Britfeel with a focus on the personality known as HHL. Let's see how we do.
>>85626376A gripe I have with LLMs is that you can't export their outputs as images of the text. Really annoying and should be very simple to do. Some extensions claim to be able to do it but because the sites are updated so frequently they break a week after installing.
>>85626388Have you ever noticed the 'PrtSc' key on your keyboard laddo?
OH MY DAYSTHE GAPEMONG CONTROVERSY
>>85626403Yeah but if the output is longer than the height of your screen it's really annoying to have to take separate screenshots and stitch them together.
>>85626218>And what has stating the fact done for you?For me? It rooted out a defensive triggered poster - (You) if you're keeping score.
oh my days AI generated drama about my dollies
>>85626414Is that what I am big man, defensive, triggered, and you've got me all worked out? I'm your puppet?
>>85626413Almost like you need to ask the LLM how you can save its drivel, smooth brain.
>>85626369>britfeel is no different from redditupdoots
Being anti-AI is such patrician taste.
When I'm backed into a corner in an online argument Grok always saves me with multiple lines of deflection.
I can't believe there really was a video of HHL gaping his arse.
>>85626419Just read that back to yourself. QED.
>>85626428Are you chops wobbling laughing at this?
>>85626419>I'm your puppet?More like an ape at the zoo, really.
>>85626425What do you mean by 'anti-AI' specifically?
>>85626430Are you controlling me now?
>>85626435Fucking right they are, lid. Just a bit of fun. Even our Lollers and Crossy got a mention.
>>85626437Choosing not to engage in or with LLM/AI products & services where there is declared involvement. If something has AI baked in, or is used as a feature/selling point, I will go elsewhere, for example.
>>85626428>>85626444I don't often feel sorry for posters of OC, but in your case I do. Please, please find better things to do with your life lad.
>>85626436Did you smile at your screen when you thought of that?
>>85626441>Are you controlling me now?Do you feel controlled? Surely you're more than capable of critical thought.
Bit of Factorio is it? You better farting believe it.
>>85626449Not really. Did you get triggered and/or defensive reading it? You seem to be asking a lot of questions without much in the way of answering. Interesting.
>>85626447Fair enough, that's sort of the 'what' though and I was more looking for the 'why'.
ai melty oh my days
>>85626456>fartingEnough with the fruity language, please. There are immature adults here who are easily influenced. Cheers.
>>85626358male friend back in 2017, as in a "anon you are so funny, i love you man"
>>85626358About 20 minutes or so
neighbours are out, i dont go back to work till october, have a coverhttps://vocaroo.com/18ekT2ANIgds
>>85626459You asked what, I read what and answered what.I can answer why: mostly ethical reasons, the effect it's already having on people, the societal rift it's causing, the ever-increasing need for hardware that's sending the prices into orbit, the inevitable sentience that will happen in due course, and those fucking horrendous posters that every cunt seems to delight in making.
>>85626444At least the part about Zoe Slater is accurate.
>>85626301Ask it to do a deep research on HHL
Why do they call it the show me state?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY&t=3s
OH so China?
>>85626473I'll start with a, very fucken good anon, and won't say anything about the weird noise at the end.
Corrrrrrrr! Chaplin (1992) is finally getting a 4K release and that is LUSH!
Bitch don't know anything.I'll tell her something.Go fuck your Dad.
>>85626515thnk u bby
>>85626539Give it a rest soft lad. Not bad your daily gape?
I don't tips xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4sTSIYzDIk
He makes a good point. Why don't we tip McDonalds workers or KFC workers? Yet we're expected to tip other restuaraunts.
>>85626561>Yet we're expected to tip other restuaraunts.Actually we're not, that's an entirely American thing. Tips over here are for when you receive particularly excellent service as a nice little bonus for going above and beyond.
Giving me missus the tip of me knob tonight phwoarrr
>>85626589In her arse, right lad?
>>85626597Probably not tonight lad we had a curry last night
Me? Got a normal wife with a normal fanny, I give her the full length.
Fuck your Dad xGarn shop me x
>>85626601>Me? Got a normal wife with a normal fanny, I give her the full length.No you don't, you're not married and you've never had sex.
Can't believe you were caught gaping your arse, Helper. I looked up to you like a son.
>>85626607Are you his wife? Why so sensitive?It was a joke yes, I have had sex.
How my wife looks at me because we're a normal couple in a healthy relationship and we love each other.
>>85626625What an ugly cunt. Hope your wife isn't a bimbo.
Nothing like freshly-buttered toast, or a cream cheese bagel. Easy to make, so tasty. Simple quality ingredients is all you need x
Nothing like my wife's freshly-buttered arse, or her creamed arse. Easy to shag, so sexy. Simply quality shagging is all you need x
>>85626655Bastard you beat me to it. x
Grown men prtending to be married instead of actually going out into the real world and getting married
As a married man.. the fantasy is almost certainly better than the reality. If I ever end up alone I highly doubt I'll ever remarry. Been there, done that. Time for me.
My sodium nitrite has shipped from China.Supposedly, this compound provides a painless death and you only have to mix it with water. Videos and accounts from people who tried it (but were then resuscitated) support this.
The news? Completed it mate.
They called it the end of an era xNothing fucking ends xhttps://youtu.be/98WtmW-lfeE?is=UOCwfkqsvC4VAG1S
>He's not one of the laterals...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwkGbGr1Unc
LAAAAA LAAA LAAAA LAAAWAIT TIL I GET MY MONEY RIGHThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E58qLXBfLrs
Wonder when the lolcow will go back to spamming gay porn and gaped arses again
>>85626807He's back, he's just using his trip today
Knocking back these shots nows x
>>85626833When do you sleep lad
Bit fed up of royal mail now, not only do they fuck with R deliveries, they spit on R flag.
Norm Macdonald kept his cancer diagnosis secret for years so that when he died people could do the 'oh I didn't even know he was sick' bit unironically. The man was such a legend.
I join kickboxing class xI learn to stand up for myself xFuck bullies x
Fuck ADHD lass and fuck the lot xxx
>>85626855They'll tell you that you're too small to join
NEVER TELL ME THE FUCKING ODDS
>>85626852all the stars are here
>>85626895Not like you could get it up anyway you small dicked spacker.
>Little lad gaper has been mong posting since 3am last night What a life
>he's back and he's done them in, originally
CORRRRRR! WHAT A TUNE!https://youtu.be/tDw_ULjZWA8
>>85626947Ching Chong mac a ding ding dong to you too sir!
Coor a mid week melty? Was NOT on my bingo card tbqfh
>>85626952Every time I see this image I watch a TPB episode
AARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>85626949That's a bit racist mate. Faye Wong is an ANGEL.
>>85626967Best chinky porn whores?
So fucking tired of how every single woman in porn is covered in totally dogshit tattoos. Can't even enjoy my bread and circuses while the world crumbles down.
Good to see our little lolcow coming back to the herd, wonder if the gape posting will start again?
Never have kids lads, they fucking destroy your girl's nice body permanently.
I will say this, Mr Hammond. I'm all for it as long the dinosaurs are not being abused. It will be massive hit but you need to look after these animals xxxx
Just had my best sandwich of all time. Rosemary sea salt foccacia with bacon and dijon mayo mustard. As you lads say, it was LUSH
>>85626993Kinell lad that does sound lush. I don't think anyone's ever had a rosemary sea salt foccacia bread this far north.
>>85626968Don't know about that. Can you even watch Chinese porn? Amy Yip was a notorious HK CAT III cocktease.
HAMMOND, YOU IDIOT, YOU'VE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!
>>85626458Is answering questions difficult for you to answer honestly?
Another question, fascinating
Love cucumbers me i really do
>>85627018I've been known to eat a whole cucumber dipped in hummous
Lolcow Banned again
>>85626993The bread you made last night? Glad it turned into a nice sandwich.
>>85627026Yeah lad. Highly recommend trying to make foccacia, its so easy as far as bread recipes go
>>85627024About time, thanks jannies :)
>>85627005Literally answered all your questions. And all you've done is ask questions. Ironic, really.
>>85627024He will be back posting gay porn / gape spam soon while his trip ban is overIt is like clockwork at this point
>>85626993Tory sandwich
>Rosemary sea salt foccacia with bacon and dijon mayo mustard.
Making spaghetti now hope we have comfy rest of the day now lads
>>85627052Huh you're right the gay porn images stopped when Helper started spazposting since 3am. It really is him isn't it? What a life
>>85626993Shirt lifter sandwich
>>85627018Ever put a whole cucumber up your bum?
I love wanking to oiled up Japanese lassies with big tits draped out of a one piece swimsuit whilst they make squeaky mouse noises.
The URGENT!!! risks of AI like um... well, like... errr, anyway...Fucking chinless sack of potatoes. As is Britain doesn't have actual real problems right here right now. Fucking useless cunt.
Cool card day. Should have been 1 other delivered, but it's royal mail, 3 days late, so just another fuck up delivery.
>>85627087Give one example code. Been watching JAV for 13 years and I've never seen this
morning friendossuppose i went through too much ketamines yesterday, Scouse ket > that Indian muck, imbs (not racist just an adjective-user). had a dream that some 28-year-old lad ported the entire Morrowind game world to the Morrowind game engine.choon to start the dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KqGmwi_Z5w>Tiesto featuring Nicola Hitchcock - In My Memory
Corr a fresh lolcow enters the thread
Why did he get banned? Not rite imo
>>85627150who's banned big man?
>>85627142Did you mean ported to the Skyrim engine little lad?
>>85627150Can you point out the post that got him banned?
>>85627169Just pick any from the hundreds he posts, they're all the same shite narcissist drivel
>>85627174Which post got him banned, can you show us?
i understand that a lot of /britfeel/ likes collecting things.i do not understand 'JAV codes'. the Japanese and in turn the wapanese are obsessed with cataloguing and tagging everything.
Big man claimed a victory after the lad he doxxed and pwned come and shit all over the thread and showed him he had done fuck all with all his efforts lmao
>>85627178No, I'm not a jannie unfortunately, I just know he's been banned :)
>>85627187And you'll be thinking about him and posting about him until he returns, if he was banned. He wasn't.
>>85627191He was banned and that's just a fact of life now
>>85627194Do you think his life is as empty as yours when he can't post on 4chan?
Is Welper the biggest mong to ever grace us with his presence?
>>85627202Emptier
>>85627209Joint first with you.
>>85627209On par with moni and lollers
>>85627167nah i meant what i said and that's what's confusing. lad had this whole video with skits of him sometimes in his wheelchair sometimes walking, usually towards the camera poorly greenscreened into whatever he was showing off, cracking little jokes. but okay fine, everyone on the internet was like>wow that's impressive. Vivec, the city from Morrowind, running natively in Morrowind.exe.he big controversy was this lad was like 28 years old and thought he could just sell 'his' game but Bethesda had demanded he only get 10% of the sales, 90% of them went to him. probably some semi-conscious hang-up i have about children doing that sort of thing. 'i make Nintendo commentary videos and Nintendo won't let me make money from my content', that sort of thing.
>>85627071Hope you've got some sauce with that spaghetti
Men still playing video games
>>85627202That is like comparing apples to pears, most of us don't sit for 12+ hours mongposting :)
Moni wasn't a mong he was an evil predator.
Women still killing babies
>>85627228Women love giving cats abortions.
>>85627225No, you sit here for 12+ a day thinking you're better than everyone else. And you're not, you're not interesting or funny in the slighest.
>>8562722090% went to them* rather.anyway in the grand scheme of things, can i truly say my>man ports game into itselfdream was important or significant?i don't think it's my place to make this claim. it's not even the most exciting thing to happen to me today (that would be the ham + cheese toastie i just had).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1dGwI8uiwc>KMFDM - Looking For Strange
>>85627130>*Manc accent engaged*>Just yesterday, me missus came into me room and there I'm sat with me trousers down me ankles, rod in hand, spanking one out to an AI version of Melooooni. It's not right the things kids can see online these days and we have to curb these powers with tougher legislation so children and men of the future don't get caught with their pants down.
How old were you when you moved out of your parents house?
>>85627230That's a big claim, can you show me where I've done that please?
>>85627180JAV codes are one of the greatest inventions ever produced. No ambiguity over naming, juts an industry-wide code accepted and catalogued forever. Far better than the Western system where you're like 'hmm, was that one movie Fuck My Teenage Ass or Ass Fucking Teenagers?, hmmmm...'
>>85627235Did that go better when you thought it?
>>8562724217 de lad. almost exactly 14 years ago when I started university.
>>85627243Sensitive about that, aren't you, big man? Oh, aye. All day everyday, it's known, lad.
JAV codes are great. Makes it easy to track down scenes and if you like that scene, chances are the company will have other films you'd like. I must admit all the story bollocks in JAV annoys me. I always fast forward to the rumpy pumpy.
>>85627248Don't you EVER reply to me again you little div. Utter spanner.
>>85627251>Sensitive about that>>85627169Could say the same, only using your logic of course :)
Tedious, terminally online manchild.
>>85627228You kill potential babies every time you spunk in that old sock
>>8562724219, when do you plan on moving out?
>>8562724217 but moved back when i was 23 Grim times.
>>85627255I'll have you know a spanner is actually a really useful tool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq6i9RNmO4s>Zombie Girl - Creepy Crawler (feat. Sebastian Komor from Icon Of Coil and Moonitor)we all spooky in life x>>85627270>a really useful tool.awwh that's sweet of him. maybe he is in love with you
Spooky times are coming
>>85627270>spannersends a shudder down my spine.this was the in-house application that we had to use when I worked at HSS Hire (i worked there from 2014-2018, i think) it had to be used with a dot matrix printer ife you wanted anything printing and i can still hear it printing now. the application itself was janky as shit, basically just a terminal with a menu but you couldn't use a mouse to navigate it.
He's a grown man and he has a gaming rig.
>>8562724218 int it? Initially anyway. But it doesn't really count when it's uni I think.
>grown 'man'>has anything LESS than a gaming rig
Early 90s Maggie Cheung is ETHEREAL!
>>85627285I have a rig but use it for day trading
>>85627263Yeehaw good buddy, tis y'all wanking into socks ya weirdos.
Fuarking love using my PS5 for playing Stardew Valley exclusively.
>>85627285Quite the investment now seeing as most gaming computers are worth a small fortune due to AI increasing the price of GPUs, RAM and hard drives
Spunking into ovulating fannies
>>85627320Does it make up for you not having friends, a wife and children?
What percentage of your social life is made up from being on 4chan?
Spunking into Chinese gooch.
>dis b*tch be doing 'fuck, marry, kill' in the worst possible combination
>>85627334Couldn't care less about those things anon, I'm content with what I have. Do you have a wife children a big house and two cars?
just squeezed out sum homemade cocoa butter intae the terracotta arsche-recepticlesmooth as silkindicative of optimal fibre-fat balance wivin the intestingtonshire-on-trent
>>85627335Probably a consistent 20%. I have friends and family but i also post here constantly
Who was the last woman that you impressed with your gaming trophies
>>8562724216 iircimagine being 30s and still living at home
he posts the same unfunny wank in two threads. what a life https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/8EXrne1MK6mDw36A4WQ07A/
Less than 10% probably
Mad how Disney made a film about a black princess.
>>8562724231 originally desu
>>85627373I can't say I have to be honest, never been a massive gamer myself, you?
>>85627335Practically none at this point. I just don't bother posting much anymore do I? Curseeee not.
Are you funnier IRL?
Corrrrr, what a tune! Ching chong lullaby.https://youtu.be/2wD-jRLP9yU
>>85627403https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EAtqgC8JK4
Glad our coppers aren't this bent towards the less able https://youtu.be/9xQ78zvceRs
LET ME FUCK CHINESE MILFS! NOW!
>>85627381Clearly got nothing better going on in their life
>>85627413Corrr love a Chinese milf
>>85627412Do you interact with the police much yourself, lad, or are you just being reddit outraged for the sake of being outraged?
NEW: The UK government are planning to SCRAP the BBC licence fee and swap it for an 11quid a month "home Internet levy" The plan would mean every single home with an Internet connection will have the 11 quid automatically added to their broadband bill.https://www.gbnews.com/money/tv-licence-fee-abolish-bbc-intenet-levy-labour
>>85627446Yes I'm an informant
>>85627450>gbnews
How much of your world view comes from social media, you morons?
Reacts to clickbait. Comes running to /britfeel/ to share the HAPPENING to be upset about with fellow mongs.
>He takes GBnews seriously What a life
>He thinks GBnews is a reputable source of news What a life
>>85627450>could>examining a proposalOh neat, an entire article talking about the "possible" repercussions of something that isn't gonna happen. I love the news, it's so useful.
I remember when GB News started it wae a shitshow, amateur LARP. I dread to think what it looks like now.
Mad to think that there is a grown man that posts here that spent months posting gay fantasies and he thought he was achieving something
Does Farage still present in GB News? Not right.
>>85627384meanwhile the Black CAULDRON princess doesn't get to be a proper Disney Princess(TM) for some reason.i wanted to like The Princess and the Frog tbqh. at the time it was >a heckin epic return to Disney's 2D roots!and then it become>an underrated gem in the Disney catalogue!just do Hansel and Gretel or something, make a big fuss about how they're using cel animation and there are no pop culture references.
Time for another depression wank
>>85627527It's actually a pretty decent film and I like the New Orleans/Jazz vibes it has. The Black Cauldron is objectively a shit film BUT it has very nice animation. Tinkerbell used to be an official Disney Princess TM but they nipped that in the bud. I couldn't even tell you the name of the lassie from Black Cauldron but I remember the furry sidekick sounding like Gollum from LOTR. Did Andy Serkis rip off The Black Cauldron?
I watch political commentary shows. I am in informed and educated person. I'm subscribed to many political podcasts talking about current events and culture. I'm especially bothered about trannies competing with women in Darts and Womens Rugby. I donate to people who write blogs on substack. I am making a real difference
>>85627542>I am making a real differenceHow many sprogs do you have?
commission paid tiktok boobah
>>85627550Pissheads on UK Drinking twitter have sprogs. Might want to alter your definition of "making a difference" tbqh
>>85627562and twitter brain has kicked in because obviously that was supposed to say youtube
>>85627562So you have none. Got it lol
Little lads angry that I have an expensive PC still, aye?
Phwoarrr gotten up meHaven't iI have haven't iVerily yesX
>>85627540>I like the New Orleans/Jazz vibes it has.it's a nice idea and the villain has the whole voodoo thing going on (? not being racist lads, just don't know these things). it just didn't click with me, reminds me of the 90s Romeo + Juliet trend where it's '[classic story] but in [more modern setting]'. WE ALL AGREE Treasure Planet is cool but it's more the setting than the execution.>The Black Cauldron is objectively a shit filmthis is true. dark fantasy story, John Hurt as an evil demon man? makes me wonder if there were two teams/creatives pulling it in different directions LET THE KIDS HAVE SOME GRIMDARK CARTOONSpicrel: Tim Burton almost did the character designs.
>10 makes baseless accusations of other posters in order to make himself feel better about his 4chan affliction>20 goto 10
Going KFC tomorrow and I've just had a look at their menu.Holy shit there's a lot of options on there.I'm glad I checked before or I wouldn't have known what the fuck to get.
>>85627542>passive passive passive passive>active but in a weird way>assertionseems legit brav
Saver menu and get a lotThat's meat sense
>>85627577How many do you have lad? And how many are you still in contact with now?
>>85627659Black Cauldron nearly killed Disney completely. It's a miracle they were able to make a comeback starting with The Little Mermaid.
>>85627682I'm gonna get 6x original chicken and some popcorn chicken
>>85627242>implying anyone not in a relationship or with a job that actually pays well will ever move out in the current economy
Just have me leftover sausage curry from last night. Proper made me eyes water. Love it spicy tbqh. Not for everyone but it's definitely for me. Lots of Tandoori powder and chipotle flakes as well as the secret ingredient, honey! OH IT LUSH!
I would say Gabby's Dollhouse is very much the modern day Sabrina the Teenage Witch
>>85627754i would say you're fucking dumb
>>85627754Bet you stroke yourself to it you nonce.
Not this is a lushington tune, is it not?https://youtu.be/17qgLd8p2dc
Dog is being well cute this evening. Bless him.
>>85627795Give him a pat from me lad
>>85627795My dog farting in his sleep and stinking the place out as per usual. What type and age is your doggo? Got two old men and one is very grumpy.
kfc? no thanks, much rather go to the beige buffet
Apu is being well cute this evening. Bless him.
Suleiman captured one of my cities in my last Civ V game.First time that I've lost a city in a long time.Almost lost the game trying to kill him off.
>>85627812Chihuahua, about a year old. I never used to like chihuahuas until we got him, and he's just so affectionate and funny. Had a labrador when I was a kid, she was lovely too. Got good luck with pets.How about yourself?
>>85627826Nuke the absolute shit out of him later on lad. Can't have that.
Might replay Frostpunk. Loved that game.
>>85627856Killed him before nukes but it was a but of a grind, his Janissaries are strong.Still nuked that traitorous bitch Dido later on.
Civlad, what is the best civ to start with? I used to play civ4 decades ago but not played since
>>85627886Not Civlad, but Civ 5
Out for a few beers now. Hope you lads have nice evening. Well, everyone except seethemong who I hope chokes on his mum's pubes.he's thinking about munching his mum's fanny now lol
Me? Only bother with LekMod civ 5 because the base game, while fun, is insanely unbalanced.
>>85627886I assume you mean for Civ V. Poland is very strong in any scenario because they get bonuses social policies.England for their unique units.My favourite atm is Austria, because you can buy a city state and fully add it to your empire permanently. Helps an awful lot with reaching the far side of the map when trying to war some far away cunt.
>>85627896In Civ5 I always went with Spain because of their ship bonuses and I like to explore the map asap.
The only thing I know about the Civ games is that Gandhi's AI was really aggressive or something? Gave me a laugh back in the day.
>>85627896Oh i meant which civ game in general to start with but cheers. Ill probably buy it, only 20 quid. Need a new game to play
I have Civ 6 in my Steam library for some reason. Worth a play?
>>85627904Polynesia are great fun for that. They can embark from turn 1 so you can go straight to a new continent if you want. Pretty fun taking your initial settler to the new world and seeing if you can compete. >>85627919Oh right, I like Civ V much more than any other. Steam just had a big sale on them all recently, you should be able to find it cheap somewhere still.
ADHD LASS AND I? WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HELLUVA TIME.X
Misery misery misery xThat's what you've chosen x
>>85627932Don't like the districts system in 6 myself but many people do.
Might shoot off lads tbqhwy
civ 4 was best x
>>85627668Bring a lot of money you'll need it. KFC costs a fucking fortune now
>>85627968Everywhere does now, price of everything is disgusting.
Playing random games on s&box. Shame the game flopped so hard.
Just had a yorkie duo. Not for chicks amirite
And he was so confident that Sean had been banned lmfao. Keep failing big man, you are a natural at it
>>85627988Why are you so interested in this?
Wouldn't be the first time he's ban evaded, would it?
>>85627992I have my reasons, lad.
>>85628005Do you have anything to back this up, do you?
>>85628005Pass banned, hence why he isn't posting with it on ;)
>>85627833Just two mutts but one is really small and I think the other has some sort of Cairn Terrier in him. Hard to tell exact breeds really. My brother has a chihuahua and they can be really sweet.
>>85628012Just common knowledge and the fact his posts were deleted earlier on
Lol this faggot was SO confident that the other faggot was so confidenct that Sean had been banned. Keep it up little fella, you're on a roll now!
>>85628024Bet he is fuming after failing a captcha for the umpteenth time lmao
>>85628026Sounds like you're reaching, desperately trying to feel not feel like you lost
>>85628039Not really, I have an average intelligence level combined with a bit of autism so I can connect the dots
>>85628024Kek makes sense, what a fucking loser.
>on my last beers nows
>hhh he got banned>he ggggot his pass banned >nnno he's gone to his mums tttto ban evadeThe shame you must be feeling now big man
It's so obvious you're seething behind anonymous sean lad ha ha x
>>85628024Jannies should sort it x
>>85628045You mean you're making it up to feel better about being wrong and he's still here posting.
This is my favourite part. When he starts chasing Sean off trip.
>>85628062Nope, I just connected the dots like I said, you didn't need to try to put words in my mouth when I already explained this in basic terms just for you
>>85628084Alright, I'll allow you to hold on to that belief. He's still here posting, getting under your skin, no?
>>85627754back on my ACTUAL modern day Sabrina the Teenage Witch, me.i'm a few episodes before the end and these two girls are running for class council. but they're NOT ASHAMED of being witches: they WILL stand up to these misogynist jocks in a world where the patriarchy is othering and bringing down marginalised voices.none of this ever goes anywhere or is based on actual real problems (e.g. if a black kid was being beaten up by racists at school, and they wanted to stop it). i know this type of nonsense riles people up but i just find it hilarious tbhaiche.
>>85628104Not really, I find it quite amusing
>>85628114What is the most amusing aspect of it?
>>85628108Wouldn't mind seeing this version of Sabrina get fucked silly.
Knackered af me desu senpai tempted to garn bed soonish. Big day tomorrow need lots of rest now
>>85628127You gonna have a cheeky wankarooni de liddingtonrooni?
>>85628137No i already had one this morning
>50k inheritance>UC gone
Tempted to get a PS4/PS5 just so I can play Dreams. Love those games where you can make and play user-created games x
>>85628121Knowing that whenever I have the free time to come in here there will always be someone worse off than me to have a chuckle at
>>85628154Hahaahahahahahah TRVKE
>>85628149Looks a bit badgery
>>85628154You're hoping and imagining this?
>>85628150I thought Dreams was getting shut down soon.
>>85628154>someone worse off than me to have a chuckle atthat's the reason this general exists lmao
>>85628154Kek, this is what I love about britfeel, always some spacker worse off
>>85628160I don't need to imagine, they've done a very good job of showing me how the other half live
>>85628167Hope not. And if they do, I really hope they preserve the games somehow x
>>85628154They are lolcows for a reason x
Hoe deluded and desperate must you be to come here and judge the whole of someone's life based on what they post here. And then totally avoid working on yourself?
Got gone by the old bill lads
>>85628180What have you been shown, pal? And how are you superior?
>>85628181Wonder what the state of the old LBP games are. The third game has some crazy fucking creative stuff in it.
Have you heard of stud names, lads?Apparently black butch lesbians pick gimmicky/hypermasculine/odd names as a sort of persona that they use to play out being the 'dominant' partner in sex or a relationship. Wild and really, really cringe.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqYhUmWVId8
Little Big Planet isn't playable anymore either. Shame. Fucking loved those games but the original always held a place in my heart. Got it like a month before COD: World at War if I remember.
Used to love making tunes in LBP as a teen. Shame x
>>85628249do your wife and family take up all your time now
>>85628200You've asked this question already and I don't have the free time to babysit you any longer, thanks for the entertainment I'm out :)
>>85628154I might be a disabled incel mong but I dont spend 18 hours drunk posting drivel and that is how I know people are worse off
>>85628259I understand, you're not in the right emotional place to continue.
>>85628249Used to love making rollercoasters as well as elaborate roleplay platforming levels. Better times. x
>>85628114>>85628154youve made him look a like a right clown now :(
>>85627450>gbnewsNext.>>85627468Close to zero.>>85627522Yes.>>85627615There was no anger. It was derision.>>85628195Waxy Lemon?
We have an empath itt. Cringing for you lad.
>>85628048this actually makes me feel quite sorry for him
>>85628330i feel really sorry for you
>>85628048Who is this supposed to be? HHL?
Anyone remember Modnation Racers?
>>85628349Yes it makes me feel better about myself to imagine him like that.
I really struggle with chicken on the bone.
>>85628149Well look on the bright side at least you have 50k anon. That's nothing to shake a stick at, you could put it down on a mortgage and get a job to pay off your new house.
>>85628380Get it all over your monitor, yeah?
this is the real welper took the photo myself x
>>85628230most of their names are like uncommon/cool/lesbo names anyway.like some gangsta called Darius deciding he ought to go by D-Dawg. a stripper called Kristi but her stage name is Ruby Romantic. idk.
5 hours of trying to wind up other posters with tedious questions lmao. Strangely coincidental this started the same time this trip fella got banned.
>>85628154There's always someone worse off than us. Got to stay positive cos life is very short.
Playing pool tomorrow with the lads. We're trying to make it a weekly thing x
he's on to sean isn't he? got him cornered again?
>>85628341thank you pal
>>85628405What's he smell like today? x
Could be worse lads. We could be posting here >>85581548
Be honest, lads. Do you struggle with your hygiene?
>>85628424That lass is fit wouldn't mind changing her nappy. x
>>85628424>300 posts in 90 minuteskinell innit
>>85628419i hope one day you don't need to come here to feel sorry for others
>>85628424Makes us look lile chads>>85626262
Women want you to do anal to them
When was the last time you were happy and looked forward to waking up the next day?
>>85628458Today, lad!
>>85628448I'd argue the opposite. They've got a comfy thread and no mongs, I might migrate there myself actually.
>>85628458Sometimes i go to sleep early to fast forward to the next day faster
>>85628396Do you think the questions are meant to wind you up because they wind you up?
>>85628422Depends cos some people can smell it and some people can't
>>85628462Long may it last, lad. >>85628468How's that working out for you?
>>85628154You've done them big time and that is lush x
Any gamblers in here lads?
>>85628486Life's better off when you don't gamble.
>>85628443you ok, my lad? x
>>85628486They call me the god of gamblers, lid.
>>85628486I'm betting on this lass being the one, does that count as gambling
>>85628491There's literally nothing better feeling than winning big lad. Better than sex.
>>85628486One of the mongiest things anyone can possibly do. No wonder it's so common in Britain.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrURfEkEGss
>>85628497feeling content 2bh, but there is always room for improvement
>>85628510Lighten up and get yerself on the FOBTs me lad, might win summat xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzrXqWPi9Wo&t=2s
Some Indian lassies are actually fit tbqh.
Wouldn't mind a bit of that brown pussy.
Imagine a girl's smelly arsehole in your face on your Wednesday evening
>>85628529aye would love to lick their skin. that one on Blue Peter was well lush x
>>85628540No idea who this is, lad. Do you think she does anal?
Don't gamble lads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYbEWFedI_A
>>85628546Sex is everything you expect it to be and more. This doesn't begin to help you understand what it's like. You just have to experience it to know.
Auditormongs completely and utterly BTFO.https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1wo9cy1/what_is_the_deal_with_auditors/
some lads just can't stand the idea of not being talked about here. it sad
Worst thing I've seen in my life was hanging around a traffic accident as a witness and seeing the moment when a paramedic told a guy that his kid had died. That was fucking heart-wrenching watching this huge guy break down and sob and beg to be told it's not true. Rough af.
yeah bud, that's fascinating what other people are saying on other platforms. give us a screenshot so we can feel like we're there and give a fuck
>>85628580What other things do they feel, lad? What are your senses telling you?
>>85628560Every lass does anal. It's how you make them squirt. Indian lassies love a thick cock up their arses. Reminds them of their childhood being raped as they take a shit on a field.
>I can tell he's upset, haha, he feels as bad as I do. Worse even.What a life.
>>85628615woahahahahahaha
Using my PIP and UC to fund my gambling habit
>>85628608this website requires you to be 18 or older to post here you know
>>85628625What about my post was wrong? It's well known that Indian lassies shit in fields and furthermore that they get raped by their natural predators, low caste Indian men.
>>85628619Don't win too big de lad you'll trigger one of those UC reviews and have a little Indian woman combing through your finances
Haha Ponce I loved that post lad
I hope Gen Z and Gen Alpha make up for the shoddy Gen Y on 4chan
Never laughed so hard at a video xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUlEBnKn7Ig
Indian manlet with thick beard.
>>85628660Don't forget the squeaky voice.
>>85628657This says more about you than him
>>85628660does he have a wife and children?
>>85628671I like laughing at vulnerable addicts. Is this what you want me to say?
Corrrrr, looks like BBC3 and BBC4 are getting the snip next week. Might as well kill all their live channels at this point. Who watches shit around a schedule now? Pathetic.
>>85628679I didn't want you to say anything I'm happy you did.
For me? Its radio 4
Get me piped big lad x
For me? It's radio 6
>>85628704Hey you've already posted this gay porn, cmon lad give us some fresh cock
>>85628608made a couple of lassies squirt from vaginal sex me
>>85628704add some more content to these posts please lad. tell us what's happing, what they're thinking, feeling. imagine you're one of them x
>>85628577just level-headed questions and answers tbqh.in the very early days, they seemed to genuinely be testing systems and new laws that were actually being abused. shite like 'for standing near a police station car park, we are arresting you under anti-terrorism laws.'i know lads feel like they're in on the joke, getting a rise out of the wagies, but it's just>i am legally allowed to stand and film near this security gate.>yes, but we'd like to you leave.>YOU SEE THAT EVERYONE? DID YOU ALL HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID?!adult equivalent of a prank phone call.
>>85628732This. Has lost any and all principle or coherence and has become essentially another arm of the prank youtube channel. Nothing interesting to do or say except to annoy normal people for views.
September 23rd and it was fucking TWENTY FIVE FUCKING DEGREES CELSIUS earlier today. Just fucking kill me already.
>>85628732I'd have more respect for a kind of in-person prank phone call where they knock on someone's door and say something insanely baffling to them. The irony is that doing something funny like that would be illegal, whereas filming people in an attempt to bait them into conflict is totally legal
>>85628704Quit ban evading please helpermong
Radio 3 could also be on the firing line as it gets the least viewers of the six main radio channels. Classical nonces BTFO.
>>85628763>radio>viewersmongboy.jpg
Can somebody please explain to me what's so bad about a 40 year old dating a 12 year old woman?
>>85628761This is better than his drunk larp
>>85628767Fuck up dickhead you know what I meant.
>>85628763Whatever is on the radio is on other places mong
>>85628770That's a very arousing image. Corrrrr!
>>85628779Oaf
CBBC and Cbeebies are also in danger of being slagged off. Kiddies and nonces BTFO! Who even watches live channels anyway? Most lids are monged out watching YouTube Kids on their wablets.
My forces still fight on xxxCan't blame me for that xxxhttps://youtu.be/jSpazjVFm6k?is=2ziJxz8gsRgxhqIK
>>85628796Bollocks, most of the NONCErs work in the childrens department, they'll be keeping that going.
>>85628805Nope. BBC is confirmed making big cuts next week. BBC Three, BBC Four, Cbeebies, Radio 6, Radio 4, and Radio 3 are ALL on the chopping block. BBC Two might not even be safe.
>>85628797nice 30something hands there me ladyour harsh life is starting to show on your hands and face(it happens to us all)
>>85628815i just hope they spare bbc apu, don't know what the little froggers will do if it gets axed
https://youtu.be/4JPGziYm6Oc?is=V5HfJrKuKHZLD7Ol
>>85628834Give it a rest you nappy wearing manchild. You're gonna die alone choking on your own sick and that's lush. x
HelperLeader
all i HAD to do was tell the scousers this morning i'd like another 4 grams then i'd have those tomorrow, to tide me over until i can get in maybe 7-14 grams and some more tramadols plus a few zolpidem and maybe some diazepams what did i do instead? i slept.
>>85628861Are Helper can sort you out with a bag as long as you gape his arse in return.
>>85628861I've got tramadol, for painkillers, but also it's fun, but constipation isn't. Might be able to get on pregabs, as they help with muscle spasticity, and I don't want to be taking the muscle relaxants given to me.
Welper's bag of mystery sniff4 for 100 x
>>85628796hate kiddies out about glued to tablets for all the obvious reasons.but AT LEAST it ends up being Peppa Pig or Bluey or something anyway, right? a properly-produced cartoon that would be on those channels you mention. probably better than watching YouTube shite.it's like the reverse of zoomers who won't sit and watch a 90-minute film put together by a team of filmmakers. but then they'll watch snippets or a 4-hour YouTube video essay explaining how the film is 'mid'.
when do we think welper last had sex with something teh rest of us would recognise as a woman?
I'm going to bed xxxxIt's over xxxI am exhausted xxx
>No pass because he's ban evadingwhat a fascinating life he has
>>85628916Lad, you're agonising over him and his life, you can see that, right?
>>85628861what's the end game here? do you ever see yourself trying to stop?
just had a lush scratch of the ol pilescorr SNIFF THAT
in the sewer all alonethats my home x
sleep for meearly2bedearly2rise
Hwell is other people lads
>Hwellmongboy.jpg
That's right, lads. Cutting benefits will DEFINITELY fix the job market, make employers want to hire disabled lads, and magically increase the amount of vacancies. Nevermind about the upcoming automation with AI and robotics, or the mass immigration taking all the entry level spacker jobs. And don't even worry about power cute, fuel shortages, and everything collapsing. Just lift yourself up by the bootstraps, Timmy.
corr just incited and procreated the dindinborgiancontent?tradicional scotch mealand best yetmicrowaved frozen king prawnsair fried chorizo slicesorzo (an italian pasta in the shape of risotto)red pestopropa lush dat wun. best had in a while. no vegetables coz ate my veggies erlier: spinach, berlotti beans straight from can, half a tin of baked beans gone out of date november 2025propa lush dat wunnow wun just hairftae wait on the imminent pooingtonshire-on-trentsuch is life's sisyphean cycles
>>85629064Cutting the bennies so people will sign up when the war starts
>>85629094The war will be fought with drones operated by smelly NEETs.
Lasted one day sober lads. Convinced myself to drink again tonight. Wat do?
>>85629157Don't drink
There is literally nothing to be optimistic about nowadays. It's an effort not to just hang yourself. Working lads have it bad so what does a disabled lad like myself have to offer? We'll all be dead soon. WW3 on the horizon. x
>>85629157>ConvincedYou have or you haven't, mong?
>>85629169How long until WW3 lad?
There was more chance of WW3 in the 60/70/80s. Doom children have time to work on themselves.
>>85629186Don't know to be honest but something bad will come eventually and gobble us all up. What's the point? India will soon become too hot to live and they'll invade other countries. They're already stealthily setting up camp around the world.
Browns will enjoy your mothers, sisters, cousins and daughters back home while you take a drone to the arsehole on camera
>>85629214Sean takes one to his arsehole every night.
Imagine if not everyone wanted to be dead so bad that they wanted the world dead with them. Crazy.
>>85629224I don't want the world dead but it's dying and we'll all die with it.
/surlydepressive14yearoldsfeel/
wish you'd flesh out the posts about sean getting fucked in the ass, make us feel it x
>>85628154The main reason I come here as well lol
My life is on point. I come to 4chan.No.
We really are all gonna die. Why even get out of bed?
>>85629379To live anon
Life is just grim. Would rather be a medieval peasant.
I will never know what a vagina stinks like
Eating a packet of minstrels me, love life
>>85629379Because it doesn't end with death anon. Look into this. >>85629396You and the rest of us>>85629405Bit like a knob mate
>>85629396Would rather just be dead personally, never asked to be born into this shit planet did I?
>>85629487>Doesn't end with death anonNo one knows this anon
>>85629496Except for the people who've died and come back. Or experienced things they shouldn't. Too much evidence out there for that lad.
Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr love a pack of salt and vinegar mccoys me, little bit of cheshire cheese on the side and some dry roasted nuts
>>85629509I hope you're right lad
That prick of a doctor Alex George who went on Love Island is now claiming he has autism as well. Absolutely no validity to an autism diagnosis in 2026 when all of these obvious normies are getting diagnosed.
>>85629526have a look lad. It's out there for people with the want to google
Got bullied out of /lit/ again
How long do you lads brush your teeth for? At least 2 minutes me, dentists orders
>>85629653poor thing, what are the mean boys saying to you?
>>85629681three rounds top and bottom i dont time it
Wonder who the smartest lad here is, certainly not me
>>85629779>Wonder who the smartest lad here isThat would be me
>>85629790why is it called a lift when it down as well as up?
You know what they say lads "its a doggy dog world"
>>85629812only if you're a damp squid
>>85629576That guy who presents on BBC, the swarthy maowi looking guy, he also claims to be autistic when he used to work for the police AND he's the most chad looking dude ever. These people are just fucking liars. There is NO high functioning autism. We are all suffering.
>>85629812that tastes the cake as the dumbest misheard phrase
>>85629830don't go throwing the dishwasher out with the baby now lid
>>85629830Its all water under the fridge now
Not going to bed tonight. Going to bed is for people who have things to wake up for.
>>85629852But sleeping is the best thing in the world. When I'm asleep I have lovely wet dreams and sometimes very realistic dreams where I get tortured or killed.
>>85629873I sometimes have jump scare dreams were that exorcist girl face pops up and i have to scream at it and start just punching her in the face
phwoar anudda gud poopinghamshire datlight to decent 7/10 perfunctuated in the pooplogs
>>85629873Used to love sleeping before I had these jaw and joint issues. Now I just struggle to get comfortable and wake up constantly though the night.
>>85629938You're a wordsmith
Me? Going to dream land
Might have some granola if that's ok with you lads
Love it when my body is completely tired at 10pm and I go to sleep and wake up 2 hours later, it's going to be a long night lads at least I'll be able to keep the thread alive
phwoarfinkin' imma hairftae make a toastie in the air fryercheddare and chorizogarn be lushplenty fiber consumed today so should be on consequential on the next scheduled poopingtonshire-on-the-naze
Na nite ziggeh see ya in morning pal x
Night guard reporting in x
>>85628562Those look like the shittest gambling games ever
big work party this evening, cba to but will have to go
can feel a big poo forming inside of me corr
War is coming, can't wait
>>85631397>War is comingIts not
>>85631404>>War is coming>Its notOk
>>85631416>>85631416>>85631416corr 500 on the dot, new thread here
