Nah. You and Elle are just retarded foids

>>85628101
Yes that's true that being "male brained" is just being mildly autistic but this is not one of those cases

>its in her bio
>ask her about
>"lmao youre SUPPOSED to know i was lying, weirdo"

what?

>>85628101
cringemaxxing

>>85628101
>literally dont understand sarcasm and have zero social skills its so creepy
I'm asking for the others, is this sarcasm

>>85628128
I have to agree with this anon. It was clearly sarcasm. This is a great way for women to filter out autists desu.

>>85628101
That's not what sarcasm is...

>>85628101
I understand her joke and it's honestly a clever way to filter-out nonsexhavers if you're a whore who wants experienced men.

She didn't have to be such a cunt about it later but it's a western foid so welp

>>85628199
Its not clearly sarcasm and pretending that it is doesn't make you seem more nt

>>85628101
this is just a manipulation tactic to get guys thinking about her feet

Elle /b/tards here

>>85628234
I am because if she replied to me with that then I would have followed with, "Next question, how did you make your forehead so big?" I'm literally a conversational God.

>>85628101
>men literally have no social skills and literally dont understand sarcasm and have zero social skills
I remember walking and talking with this girl from my class and she was all like "omg I'm going to meet someone in this parking lot and I'm scare of getting stabbed" and I was just like "ok good luck with that" and went a different way. Only realizing later that she probably wanted me to go with her

>>85628354
you were probably gonna keep her warm for chad anyways so good for you
never do what foids want and always be as aggressively forward with them as you can be. make them realize they have no power over you

>>85628251
anon knows he sees

>>85628368
Yeah she was decent looking but she kept going on about her situationship so you're right there. Also she kept joking about killing herself and I found it offputting. Shame, she was one of the very few women that would actually talk to me.

>>85628101
His mistake was taking an interest in her. He should have been Chad and asked for her address so he can come fuck her to death. Also she has a five-, maybe even a sixhead. Why is it always them who act like this?

>>85628354
>"omg I'm going to meet someone in this parking lot and I'm scare of getting stabbed"
She was there to meet Chad and she did get stabbed, with his big fat dick. She wanted you to film it for her OnlyFans.

>>85628392
Don't waste another millisecond dwelling on it. She wanted your help running an errand, the only thing you would have gotten in return was a "gee, thanks anon!" and the possibility of helping her run future errands.
If she had tried different tactics to get you to hang out with her that would be a different story but you successfully dodged a giant waste of time.

>>85628392
Sounds like you were deep in her friendzone

>>85628101
Kek its funny that the answer is entirely dependent on looks and would change if the sender wasnt a suhuman and was Chad.

>>85628101
None of the autists here gets it so I'll give you the answer: she's plainly saying that she has enough flexible legs to get fucked in a very fun unusual way.
She's asking to have her legs spread out intensely during sex.

If a guy gets it, he probably has lots of sex. If he doesn't, he is an autistic weirdo who doesn't get pussy.

That's her reasoning.

>>85629740
No chance this dude is serious lmao, I hate when retards larp as NT

>>85628109
>>85628113
lol this
shes a retard and so is the guy messaging her
women want you to be "chill" but cant chill the fuck out for basically anything, its crazy

>>85629740
that makes sense originally

>>85628354
Absolutely based. I kneel, my king. I mean that completely sincerely.

>>85629740
we all kinda got shes a whore from that tho
>men want inocuous feet pix
>foid wants to get savagely railed by chad and publically advertises her leg spreading skills
genuinely, why is it always like this? why are they so filthy?

>>85628101
i assumed she was talking about footjobs, which is disgusting

>>85628354
I have a story like this kinda.
Some sloot was asking what was my deal with her. I didn't know what she meant (now I know she was trying to get me to be upfront). Later the same day she said she agreed to a date by accident and wanted my help to get out of it. I told her
>that's not an accident, that's you not knowing how to say no, it's a flaw in your character

>>85628232
>it's honestly a clever way to filter-out nonsexhavers
What?

>>85628354
You should have stabbed her.

>>85629740
No, she was trying to make a retarded LUL SO RANDUMB XD joke but it didn't land because women can't be funny. It's why she was so rude in her reply too, the fact he didn't get her joke/didn't think it was funny genuinely pissed her off.

>>85628122
>youre supposed to be handsome, rich, and charming

>>85629740
No, she was just being lolrandumb.

>>85629740
some girls are just td4m

>>85630325
She wanted Chad (aka sexhaver) to figure out that she's flexible like a good fucktoy.

It's women wanting to be whores but not wanting to look like whores

>>85628101
I love that I can immediately tell from her specific wording/tone, that she completely forgot giving that "lol so random xd" answer to being with, and she thinks this shmuck is just making up weird, non-sequitur icebreakers to be "lol so random xd" himself... even though it's actually on her, and she just forgot.

God I hate women.

The answer that makes sense is that she uses her feet to hold the harmonica and she farts or queefs into it. It's a wind instrument. But I'm sure she would get extremely mad if you told her this.

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>>85628101
I am so tired of communicating with people in general, but especially women.
I literally dread being in a womans presence because at this point I think they're just going to accuse me of rape because I walked in their general vicinity or something.
There are women at my new gym and I try to remain on the opposite side of the room from them as much as possible.
I wish I wasn't this way, I used to be a lot more social, but now though I want to interact with people I just don't have the heart for it anymore and my body overwrites my mind.
It's just so exhausting having to translate the thousand and one different social cues and manners of "Communication" women engage in.
Don't know what to do anymore except maybe give up.
>pic rel is my cat hanging out on top of a wood pile

How did you even get her to match with you?