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What exactly is it about this old random camgirl that makes me so obsessed with her?
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>>85629861
that she fits your boring taste
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>>85629861
how the fuck am I supposed to know that retard? I don't live inside your head
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>>85629861
God damnit, why didn't you faggots tell me I didn't resize that one?
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There's nothing about her, there's something with YOU. She's not some supernatural succubus, you're just an autistic cumbrain who really likes this one specific thing, kinda like how your fellow autists will rewatch the same episode of thomas the tank engine everyday for decades. You were just born wrong, and now an entire website has to suffer you spamming this random camwhore (who probably overdosed and died at some point) for years and years. Go be with her. I think everyone would be happier.
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>>85629861
>smol, but stacked
>perfect ass
>heart shaped ginger pubes
>likes cats
>mentally retarded with the sense of humor of a middle school kid
in other words, perfect
however, obsessive over her even after all these years is a bit much
I mean, I have nostalgia fap sessions to Erica Campbell, Shay Laren, Aria Giovanni, etc. etc. but never to ye olde forgotten cam girls like May
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Every video I have seen of her were solo masturbation. Then I found a video of her sucking a guy off. Disappointing.
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>>85629861
thin for one
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>>85630479
Thats thin?
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>>85630509
A prominent hip/waist curve, flat stomach, and faint outline of abs isn't thin? She's like 110lbs at most.

This nigger jacking off to anorexic women or drawn lolis if he thinks that's fat.
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>>85629965
>stacked
>she's like a b cup
holy shit you have no standards at all do you?
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>>85630620
real life isn't anime you fucking sperglord
those tits are big for that body
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>>85630620
They're round, perky, she has objectively perfect pink nips, and they fit her petite frame well. You fags are just so brainrotted that you can't appreciate things if they aren't in extremes.

>Dude her tits that look like they belong on a Greek statue are bad because they're not massive pendulous saggy DDDs that counterweight her so bad she falls over like get some standards lmao
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>>85629861
thought that was me for a second, thank god it's not
It's only a matter of time until I see myself though, then I'll probably blow my brains out.
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>>85630651
yes that's basically my point. if they aren't bigger than her head then they aren't big. fuck off pedophile.
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>>85630620
guys who shower slim women's body features with praise have no standards yes
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>>85630651
Why wouldn't I want the best of the best? Average is mid and mid is boring.
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>>85630666
>SHE"S NOT A 200LB DOMMYMOMMY KWANE WHO I CAN PROJECT MY MOMMY ISSUES AND INADEQUICIES ON YOU SICK FUCK
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the worst is when you dont even type in chat, they have low viewers and ban you for no reason. damn let me lurk.
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>>85630696
>Grug have no appreciation for aesthetics or proportion only care for huge booba like that of great mammoth
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>>85630992
projection, and misappropriation of those concepts
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>>85631008
Absolutely disgusting, this thing isn't even fucking human
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>>85631008
Posting a the blackest niggeriest sheboon you can find in an argument about what a hot girl looks like automatically makes you the loser
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>>85631014
>>85631191
performative racism, sasuga
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>>85631205
>That lipedema
>Holy fuck I just threw up in my mouth
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hold on i'm just going to post the prettiest woman ever itt and the entire world
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>>85631295
who are you quoting?
original
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>>85631319
>Heh he accidentally typed two meme arrows instead of one
>I got him now

Here's another hot girl that's not a disgusting nigger landwhale just so it's not all May webms.
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>>85631372
this has me softer than jello

your penis must be quite small



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