Quick /r9k/! We've all been transported to a family friendly animated movie with talking animals as characters! (Think Ice Age or Lion King rather than the anthropomorphic kind). You need to decide which animal you'll be before the producers pick one for you! They always choose something really lame and generic so hurry! Also PS this is not a furry thing, people have been fascinated with animals and represented themselves as animals since before the first animistic or totemistic pagan religions even sprouted up.
>>85630335>Also PS this is not a furry thing
>>85630335Make me one of them freaky deep-sea cthnoic horrors beyond man's comprehension. Not cutesy-cartoony either true to life. I want to hear niggerman's melty as I slither into his field of vision.
>>85630335dibs on being a japanese
>>85630335trash can
https://files.catbox.moe/jeixxw.mp4
Raven. Any corvid, but I love ravens the most.
>>85630349I'm going to turn you into angler fish nabe.
>>85630453Ravens are the gayest bird you fag
>>85630524I don't care that much. They're very beautiful in real life, much more elegant and intimidating than all the raven wank in the world can communicate through just text. But what I really care about is being and intelligent and independent flying scavenger. That's a dream life.
>>85630335Eel I want to hide in the dark in a cozy little under sea cave and be a spooky fella
>>85630589i saw a raven once and it made funny noises and moved in a goofy way. idk how corvids became LE HARBINGER OF DEFF, they are all goofy as fuck and plenty of non-DEATH'S EXPY animals also eat carrion (and even then corvids only do so opportunistically)
>>85630349>>85630442>>85630519>>85630594Stop picking gross sea creatures, this is supposed to be a kids show!
>>85630633They're pretty clever and social so you sometimes see them actually just goofing around. I see crows do more of that though. I think the death association is just because they would flock to corpses, and keep an eye on hunts. Something we're kind of insulated to nowadays.
>>85630638I was going to pick a rabbit (read Watership Down if you get a chance) but according to the other anons we Finding Nemo now. So I guess a squid or an octopus and I would be making higher level pervert jokes that the kids wouldn't get but the parents would. Also bad puns.
probably a macaw, they live long, are smart, playful ,and I wish I was rich enough to have one as a pet
