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>>85631416
make a cooking tea edition laddy

I can feel a poo comin on

Necking woffee don't mind if i do

Corrr a fresh thread without any drunken uncle drivel. It 1.5x lush.

Bude is getting a Greggs next year.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwK_WOXjfc0

yike-a-roonies, the Child Catcher wasn't the ONLY nonce involved in this film....

>>85631416
nice image, baker

we live in a nation of thinkers. lock anyone up who has ever had dark thoughts (homicide, noncery, whatever).

watch society improve as the feelers take hold.

What are you guys thinking about rn?

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>>85632052
ketamine 2bh

i knew, too. i was up and about yesterday prancing around thinking "now is my chance. get some T*legram message to those lads down in Bladderpool, it'll be here tomorrow".

now it IS tomorrow and all i have to show for it is a day of benzos and zopiclones. well i'm sorry but that's not good enough.

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just found out what made all those biscuits so soggy

>>85632025
Baker?

>>85632186
he who bakes the bread

Morning laddies, how's things in the loony bin?

A little insight into the life of an IBS sufferer.

>decide to try some cheese recently after avoiding it for years due to bloating
>no immediate effect
>have some more cheese and dairy
>no immediate effect
>'we are so fucking back'
>have cheese pizza, lasagne, cheese/ham sandwiches, halloumi fries over the course of the weekend
>ruh-roh.. constipation hits
>insane bloating ensues
>intestines bloated to the point it triggers splenic flexure syndrome
>hurts to breathe
>finally have a humongous shit three days later
>return to normal

Anyway what's for lunch

>>85632326
Are you aloud to eat spicy food?

Morning lads, been workshopping a comedy sketch and just want to get your thoughts.

So basically it's set in the US and it's about a black civil rights lawyer/activist type. A black guy has committed suicide by hanging himself but the family thinks it was a lynching so they ask around for someone who can help bring the case to light and find the truth and the civil rights lawyer guy is recommended. Specifically people call him the 'batman of civil rights' and when they're talking about him he says "I'm here, how can I help?" out of nowhere and he just appeared behind them like batman, with a window open and curtains flowing in the breeze to imply a batman style entry.

Then there's a sequence where they're getting evidence and asking a coroner for an autopsy. Then he confronts the family in their home with the coroner's report. The family gather around and read it, they open the letter and their faces sink and they read out "cause of death is categorically and unambiguously suicide". They huff and puff and start saying stuff like "no this can't be, he wouldn't, he was lynched, right Mr Civil Rights Lawyer?" and they turn around and he's just disappeared and the only trace is the open window again with the curtains flowing in the breeze as triumphant batman music starts playing.

Thoughts?

>>85632403
ngl de lads thats too much for me to read

>>85632326
Cheese is just fat. You not missing out unless you do a keto diet and need the fat

>>85632403
Try workshopping getting a job and not in comedy. Comedy isn't for you.

2 more weeks on bail unless they extend it

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>>85632326
>Anyway what's for lunch
A cheese sandwich.