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Which celebrity made you shoot the most mangurt during your adolescence?
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and we're in a cult of validating them for some reason but the truth is then they don't appreciate it
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>>85631446
The big beefy
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>>85631489
>adolescence
That man wanna be has only been around like a year so how old are you nerd? Also insanely cringe humor.
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>>85631540
She's been posting since 2020, NIGGER
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>>85631571
Lol ok NIGGER thats lame that you even know that and she looks horrific and acts like a ledditor. Cringe as fuck time to grow up.
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mangurt
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>>85631446
>Which celebrity made you shoot the most mangurt during your adolescence?
rachel starr, alexis texas, kendra lust, dani daniels, mandy muse, jayden james
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>>85631489
I mean I get it but he said celebrity, lets not glaze a d list streamer too hard
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>>85631489
Is this chudette
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hayley williams in bed tit pics and vanessa williams. that shit made me goon for 4 years straight.
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Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardiashian are the only celebrities I've frequently jerked off to.
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celebrities have never done anything for me, I only care about 2D girls
to answer that question, it was Chii
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>>85631446
Gwen Stefani and she ain't even my type.
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Noah cyrus her big fat while pale pawg ass makes me leak when i see it. SO much sexier than miley
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Christina Aguilera during her wigger phase was peak.
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>>85631662

She was so fucking hot
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>>85631645
I think you could say that.
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This dumb bimbo slut because someone made some 240p video compilation of her on youtube showing off how big her tits got while on big brother
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Dear father it has been 20 year since my last confession. I gooned to sexyy redd. father please forgive me for my sins
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>>85631446
none because I can probably count the number of times I nutted to 3d on one hand.
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I was beating off to black chicks a lot during my puberty. Which is weird because now I'm not a big fan.
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i jerked off to crime scene photos of richard chases victims
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>>85631692
>>85631698
I was the same way. I used to goon hard to big booty black chicks and was convinced my future wife was going to be black. Now that I'm an adult, I don't found black ghetto bitches hot. Instead, it's the opposite. I can't even bring myself to cum to black girls anymore. But my fetish now just manifests as a love for Indian and middle eastern women, though.
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As a white boy as a teen black girls were the sexiest girls ever. Big fat asses pretty faces tummys sexy as fuck.
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>>85631745

yeah no yall are lying nobody likes us black girls i hate liars so much
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>>85631762
I'd take a based black kween over a shitlib of a more desirable race any day.
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>>85631739
I remember jerking it to ass shaking videos on YouTube. Which was mostly black women doing it at the time.
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>>85631692
make sure to wear a full-body condom before ever touching her
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>>85631762
men like black women that are intelligent, cultured, beautiful, sexy, and non-hood / non-ghetto / non-ratchet
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>>85632104
She can go ghetto on this penis though am I right gentlemen
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>>85632104
Me personally? I fucking love when a black girl is all ghetto/hood or whatever, the personality combined with the typical look they like to wear gets me going not gonna lie.
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>>85632230
Do you have any stories to share about ghetto chicks?
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>>85632242
Well I married one, though she's sort of 'reformed ghetto' I guess you could say, like she came from that sort of culture and environment and behaved like that but she wanted to get out and was really trying at uni to be someone else. I went to uni in the US and met her there and we got together and stayed together since. What sort of stories?
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>>85632252
Sex stories duh
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>>85631446
literally never gooned over a celebrity. it's always been either amateur porn or fictional characters of the anthropomorphic variety. guess I was always destined to be sexless from the very first time I figured out I could just stroke my cock and look at images to get off
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>>85632263
The sex is pretty wild, it's very much like a performance and she really puts in effort, lots of dirty talk, sloppy head, twerking while riding that sort of thing, it's fucking hot. But also she goes crazy for me eating her out because she grew up in a culture where men don't really do that and so she loves that I love it.
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Carmen Electra had a moment in Meet the Spartans where if you paused the movie at just the right time you could see her nip

That or Halle Berry in James Bond Die Another Day
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>>85632230
That makes two of us. Black women in general are something else, man.
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>>85632275
Sounds pretty sexy. She finishes you quick normally I bet
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>>85632292
Depends what mood we're in, quickies can be sexy but sometimes you wanna go for a straight marathon and come out the other end with neither of us being able to use our legs.
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>>85632298
That sounds incredible as well
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>>85632104
She is cute!
>>85632137
LMFAO wait that is honestly not the worst pick up line
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>>85632318
Dont know if Id call it a pick up line lmao
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>>85632104
I wanna be like kirby and just suck on da tiddy. Seriously though, she is stunning
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>>85632324
Da whole tiddy
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>>85632097
I know shes probably a freak freak but somebody said she looks like young thug and I cant unsee it
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>>85632323
Say that to a dark skinned girl with a convo that is already heated? You can get her to laugh and keep the horny going at the same time! You are not giving yourself enough credit
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>>85632342
I mean yeah if its already hot and heavy lol I guess I consider a pick up line more geared towards somebody you dont really know yet
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>>85632252
Are you Croatian? For some reason Croatians love black women, it's a real thing lol but I've never figured out why.
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i did not jerk off to celebs much because porn was better, but i did jerk off to a few clips of angelina jolie nude scenes spliced from some movie, so her i guess
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>>85632352
no, you are right, poor phrasing on my end. I am still stealing that though 100 percent. Get her eyes wet from laughing and her pussy wet at the same time ;)
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>>85632354
Nah I'm British, but that's funny I wonder if they have some kind of cultural affinity for darker skin or something?
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>>85632370
Well let me know if it works lmao
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>>85631692
Sexxy redd? Oh my god this nigga needs standards. She looks like a female little wayne gremlin and like gonorrhea in human form. Out of all the black women that exist, ones that actually look like women and like they'd be feminine and soft, you want to bone female little wayne?
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Give me some names to add to my list, friends.
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>>85632373
A British man getting some hot black ass gives me hope for this world
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>>85632390
You're not built for this life lil bro. Sluts are where it's at, they're generally nicer people ngl
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>>85632408
Megan and Latto mmmmffgghhhh
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>>85632428
I have nothing against sluts or heauxs, if you will, intrinsically but at least give me a slut that looks like a woman and not like a female lil wayne or lil uzi very like come on man, I can't even get my dick hard to sexy red. I'd rather have sex with a man than her
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>>85632354
>Ive never figured out why
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>>85632410
I'm from quite a refined upper middle class background too (though maybe that doesn't mean much outside of Britain), but hey you love who you love. Was a bit anxious introducing her to the family, but they liked her so all good. She basically doesn't talk to her family for a bunch of reasons, but we're in touch with her sisters a bit so there's some family contact. Also I think it should be said I didn't just pursue her because I have a fetish for ghetto black girls, I do like them a lot generally speaking but I really did fall in love with her specifically.
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>>85632455
Oh I believe it she sounds like a catch
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>>85632442
Sexxy Redd got tits and ass, she looks great
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is this the designated ebony goon thread?
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>>85632455
Pardon me being direct, but whats her titty situation look like
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>>85632471
It is now lmao
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>>85632471
jesus christ what a woman!
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>>85632471
>1-800-CRUSHED
AKA what I wanna be between her thighs
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>>85632408
Post your faves from this list?
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We miss you on 4chan, Doja. Please come back.

https://youtu.be/mXnJqYwebF8?si=YynFsgalYCuJf8y9
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>>85632474
Lovely full firm C cups with small nips
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>>85632520
Oh incredible
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>>85632471
One day I'm going to have a choco goddess walking around my villa butt naked. You will all see.
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>>85632526
Im rooting for u
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>>85631446

Blaze Demarco made me fill cum buckets
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>>85632520
Big ass at all?
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>>85632526
godspeed and godbless anon
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>>85632543
I mean of course lad, you think a man of my taste would go for anything else? It's the best thing in my life, so much motion in it.
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>>85632556
Oh I bet it jiggles like crazy
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>>85632556
One of my favorite black babes, thoughts on her?
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>>85632567
She's cute, is she black-white mixed or does she have some other ancestry like indian or latin as well?
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>>85632579
Jamaican and Mexican
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>>85632589
Probably one of the best combos lol



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