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Gloo where bf

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>>85634758
One thing I miss about the midwest are the storms. Nowadays it's a rarity to see lighting at all, much less the kinds of shows I'd get during tornado season.

>>85634826
I wish someone would use Discord to groom me
t. almost 30 fat kkhv neet

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>>85634856
hi kitten

>>85634758
Hi meow, what's up with the possum recently?

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Why are you here instead of outside having sex like every other gay person? Incredibly bizarre thread.

>>85634865
I said I wish not I want and ready, I can't go through, I'll feel bad for you. Go groom someone better

>>85634894
>theeuropeankid
>looks a man with hairy arms in his 30s
i don't like it, really got my hopes up

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this is basically how /r9gay/ sees any boy when they get touched

>>85635069
I can argee partially. If there is a boyfriend of mine in the future that was touched and I wasn't, then why would I stay with him? He knows more about more touching subjects than I do and I'd have hard time learning how touching works because he has been touched by professional and had a lot of experience from being touched by normal men. Then we'd have to break up because there is a power disparity and I'd need to start looking for someone that has felt so untouched and he'd have to go back to the men that has touched a lot of skin, penises, butts, whatever two guy in love touch on.

>guy touches other guys and learns how to touch guys.
>touched guy let's untouched guy touch him
>the newly touched guy touches other untouched guys
the cycle continues.

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>>85635089
i wouldn't take inspiration from the "300 bottoms have rejected me" schizo for worldviews just fyi

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unsure what to do with my freetime at work
don't feel like reading nowadays but i hate doomscrolling

I'd tell you but you called me a schizo that was rejected 300 times even tho I was rejected just once and don't have the mental capacities to try looking for anyone at this point again.

>>85635336
it's not good to hold grudges anon...

>accidentally thought about the one that got away again
fuuuCKKK

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>>85635378
the trick is to keep finding others that get away. you end up with such a diffuse collage of failures that it just ends up feeling like a backround burning seething than sharp pangs of agony

I'm so isolated that I never had a 'one that got away.'

I want to be someone's the one that got away and I'm also so old that I probably have that disk lie around the house somewhere

>>85635414
>>85635505
*pushes you into eachother*
now kiss

>>85635507
He won't like me, I'm not his one and I'm not cute and he's probably too young for me

>>85635569

Uh I'm certainly not too young for you and I'm not cute either.

>>85635578
Ugh. Fine. What are we gonna do now? Not like I have experience doing this

>>85635640

m-me either... assuming you can put up with my old ugly fatness.

>>85634885
Started my masters studies yay

>>85635657

Good to hear it meow. So another what, 4 years of university?

>>85635640
>>85635649
If you want to get to know the other more, ask questions! If you want to talk one on one, post contact like discord or email!

>>85635702

I don't do that, I'm really just posting to kill time and fish for attention. If you really want a connection you should try someone else.

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>>85634740
Pic rel's blog was crazy. His early days of being a gayboi in Japan were both fascinating and horrifying. Can any of you fags relate?
>He is the son of a burakumin Tohoku family that own a successful chain of butcher shops
>His parents noticed how beta he was so they used to send him to an international boy's outdoor camp
>It was hosted in lower Japan. The attendees were European boys, Koreans, japs and yanks
>He was getting bullied by a gang of Koreans so he got himself a big Dutch friend that protected him
>One summer when he was young, he was exposed for giving his Dutch "friend" blowjobs and handjobs
>He got banned from the camp and his parents regretted the English lessons
>He graduated from uni with a CS degree and got some meme office job but during his uni days he was crossdressing
>He was living in his hometown and met a big burly Scottish marine who was stationed nearby
>He lost his anal virginity to the Scottish marine and wrote on his blog how he had a "double cum gasm"
>He got fucked by him a few more times and crossdressed for him on dates until his auntie-landlord found out
>He was kicked out of his apartment and the marine went home so he ran away to Tokyo and worked in a CD maid cafe
>He hooked up with some Italian skater/photo journalist who stretched him out more
>He got dumped and did nude modelling and tried for a gay JAV job but they found out he took bwc
>he was considered too sullied even for burakumin standards so was rejected but became a sissy porn streamer
>He got a new boyfriend that is an ex JAV sissy bottom that destroyed his own genitals with estrogen pills
>He started taking estrogen pills like his new bf and uploading onlyfans porn of himself riding big dildos
>Videos of himself cumming, riding dildos and squealing like a girl while wearing girly weeb clothes
>Now he is in a sexless relationship with another betafag who can't get hard
What a PATHETIC BETA MALE!

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the only true gaycel is the mental cel.
everyone else is delusional.

>>85635752
some guys are truly living their life while i suffer. it's not fair
>Dutch friend
>Scottish marine
fuuuuuck
>Italian anything
FUUUUCK
he doesn't deserve it all, should have been me

>>85635795
You would have let a big hairy Scottish marine and hipster italian cum inside you while dressed up as a slutty jap girl? Are you a pathetic beta male by any chance?

>>85635801
i wouldn't have like crossdressing for them but yes i would let them otherwise and yes i'm a pathetic beta male even if i'm a slightly hairy 6'3 man

>>85635743
meow does the same thing so I get it. kind of annoying when someone actually wants to try and connect tho teebh

>>85635801
>you would've let a big hairy Scottish marine and a hipster Italian cum inside you?
who wouldn't have?

>>85635817
I wish I had access to pathetic Japanese beta males. Unfortunately they don't seem interested in Denmark. WMAF (White Male x Asian Femboy) relationships are the only thing that can save EVROPA at this point. Strong fascist White men need feminine Asian twinks to soothe them and motivate them to keep going.

>>85635069
noooo I'm sure he has value despite getting pissed on by his ex and having had threesomes

Man, your guys' kinks go to some weird places when you've been pent up long enough.

>>85635843
>femboy
yeah you're just another bipedo. we like men here, not your little one step away from troon fem'boys'.

>>85635858
>yeah you're just another bipedo
It's not bisexuality if they lack masculinity. Lesser males aren't real men and as long as you aren't receiving no honor is lost. It's totally straight.

>>85635871
I agree, it's straight and it's degenerate. reddit "bisexuals" such as yourself should be persecuted, sent to camps, and worked to death.

>>85635697
More like 2 n half unless I do a phd

>>85635880
>a pathetic beta male who lets stronger men cum inside him
>Thinks he will be sending anyone else to camps
hahahaaha. I would call you a fag while you sucked my cock.

this is the inevitable sexual domination roleplay all bihaters strive for

>>85635890
I could slime you in less than a minute, straggot.

>>85635843
what about the other way around? Strong fascist Asian men and White twinks

>>85635887
did you find a boyfriend yet

>>85635910
>posts written with one hand

I'll have my first student tomorrow. Somebody needs help with their biology class. I'm gonna find a textbook to study before they arrive so I don't embarrass myself too much. Cell structure and macromolecules...

>>85635910
You will suck my cock and swallow my loads and accept your place beneath me in the new Reich you pathetic beta male. There is no such thing as a "gay man" but he is instead a lesser male who lets a stronger man relieve his sexual frustration inside of his lesser self. You exist only to be a cockslut when no women are around.

>>85635887
How does funding work there? You pay out of pocket for masters degrees in the US, it's mostly PhD candidates that get a stipend and all that since they're working as researchers also.

>>85635918
nta but as an Asian twink I have aged better than my whiteboi counterparts. I have always been into seducing straight white men. I come from a central Asian culture so it's been weird >_<

>>85635922
I am never ever going to
>>85635936
Not sure gloo sorry

>>85635947
>central Asian
What? how?

>>85635959
You don't know how you're paying for school?

>>85635959
why though? I kind of forgot what your issue was.
but you're in uni, at the height of your studies, you don't seem like a fuck-up.

>>85635983
It's free innit
>>85635984
I'm phat and ugly and schizophrenic I won't be getting a bee eff

>>85636010
>I'm phat
This is a plus
>ugly
Good ass and chubby tummy you're fine
>schizophrenic
Be up front about that and some people like a bit of crazy. It can be seen as a way to get a higher value partner as they have an issue that puts off people who can't see the diamond in the rough.

>>85635980
>What? how?
I will explain
>Dad is from Kyrgyzstan
>Mother is Chechen
>Raised in muslim household in the United Gaydom (the UK)
>Always been low-T and have no body hair and was bad at combat sports my dad tried to make me do
>Going through puberty and having wet dreams about white men
>Like girl's clothes, perfume, pop punk and Japanese pop music
>Realised I'm turbo gay and feminine
>But had enough sense not to troon out
>Mostly attracted to straight white lads
>Started crossdressing but stayed as a classic gay CD despite one teacher advising me to go to a gender clinic
>Been living a secretly gay life for quite some time
I have managed to convince to straightoids bwcs to creampie me but they regretted it almost immediately. An deeply insecure German with mental health issues kept making me top him even though I offered many times to bottom. During and after sex he would always insult himself. Then a married old Croatian made me coom in his raw a few times. He has a wife and kids. I refuse to fuck old men. A weird amount of old men want me to top them for some reason.

>>85636030
>I refuse to fuck old men
>ld men want me to top them for some reason
Sorry for wasting your time

>>85636047
Sorry I meant to say I refuse to fuck old men any more. They are too creepy and possessive.

>>85636017
Nice cope but that won't help I will never get a bii eff sowwy

>>85636068
SIGH how can a man of academics be so OBSTINATE and STUPID???

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>>85636163
Yay because I know everything including the fact I cannot get a bee eff

>>85636168
>because I know everything
oh yeah? what number am I thinking of?

>>85636168
hey aren't you from haha

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>>85636183
69
>>85636191
No why gloo

meow meow I'm a fat schizophrenic whore yay gloo

>>85636218
This but unironically yay where husbert to rape me dead

I'm nowhere near being a tranny but I feel almost gender dysphoria and imposter syndrome when I see other men for the simple reason of them looking good, cute, like men and I look in the mirror and see something weird and ugly

>>85636215
>no why
you post possums and they're all about possums

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Tired of injustice!

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>>85636255
Ogey so what I just like me possum

>>85636290
i'm not JUDGING YOU if you do i'm just SAYING

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>>85636296
I did poust there once but the vibe was kinda uncomfy ngl

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>>85636312
>the vibe was kinda uncomfy
the thread has gone a bit meaner over the years sadly. I still like to browse both there and here to maximize the amount of gay people I talk to

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>>85636319
Myeah I don't need to ruin it for others with my presence

>>85636327
them some long hot dogs, that possum is eating good.

>>85636327
You're really not that bad meow. Go wherever you please.

>>85634894
cute man!

misread the date on my ground beef so its already expired and looking bad, so now unless I want another frozen pizza I have to go out.

No matter I always end up shooting myself in the foot.

>>85636418
freeze it you rtard

>>85636438
don't bully storyboy

>>85636438

its already bad at this point. I don't have the pateince to freeze anything, normally I just eat it before the date.

In this case I read the 26 from the year as 26 the date, when the actual date was the 21st. Now its brown and not looking good.

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>>85634740
ill always be too autistic and AvPD-brained too ever get a boyfriend.
Ill never feel the touch of another man, ill never be cuddled by one, ill never be loved.
Its so fucking unfair, its kinda started to make me hate men.

>>85636447
this is common sense
>>85636451
for the future. what the hell man just do the right thing and defrost it in the microwave. fuck.

>>85636547

It was fresh meat from the refrigerator, it was never in the freezer so defrosting it wouldn't help.

Anyway DQ tendies basket acquired.

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/haha/ posters opossum gayposting on /r9k/ because /haha/ isn't gay enough cringe do not like

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>>85636879
haha is much less repressed about its faggotry compared to here. this place just has the /r9k/ holdover culture of ree'ing at anyone who has sex

>>85636925
gross disgusting tranny

>>85636937
i am a male who has sex with other males

>>85636925
I feel like it's the opposite, if you even mention sex in /haha/ everyone has a meltdown and then the entire thread turns into a witch hunt against "sex havers".

>>85636925
Bro you can stay skinny forever but nothing will cover up those 40 year old man hands lol it's so over for him

>>85636925
If meow looked like that maybe there'd be a chance for him

What site is /haha/ even part of? I only know of 4chan.

>>85636959
Oh god i just noticed and now im terrified of my hands possibly ending up like that.
how do i prevent my hands from becoming like that? Im scared

>>85636971
its one of the furry generals on 4chan's trash board

>>85636978
Invest in a good quality hand lotion and take your vitamins. Don't neglect your skin.

>>85636959
I'd still fuck him into the bed so I think he's good

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Tired from having to be the man in the room all day. Pushing all these boulders is why I'm too shredded to be a delicate flower. The more competent you become, the heavier the burden placed on you. I won't change the path I'm on, but I'm looking forward to some rest.

>>85636947
It's genuinely just one recently emerging schizo who does that. For the longest time, haha has been pretty casual on sex with posters regularly flirting with each other and posting themselves. People are horny as fuck on there and not afraid to show it.

>>85637066
Such are the woes of having a job.

sex with waging gaycel

>>85637066
Good work today. You can be beautiful and strong. Like a sesxy tiger. Yesss. Good work today tiger.

I'm having a runny nose but I'm going to work tomorrow anyway. I'll wear a mask and bring hand sanitizer, it's only a four hour shift. Hooray!

>>85635752
kawaii
maybe I can bring my camera outside and use it to hypnotize twinks too

tired from anemia

i'm never tired of cute pale anemic shaking boys

My doctor's mad because I gave myself anemia by crash dieting.

shaking sleepy pale anemic boys until they stop shaking

One of my bf archetypes is a pale anenic tall lanky boy. Don't ask me how I look because I got none of those qualities

i like when asmr guys start getting close to a mic
you know what i start thinking of

Waking up when your boyfriend comes home from work at late night and still smeliing the lingering scent of his favorite day-to-day colon...

>>85637745
you mean his favorite cologne

>>85637786
Don't kink shame him maybe he likes the idea of being cheated on

>>85636925
always thought haha was just an alcoholic general not a gay one

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>>85633550
you can have another one <3

ive never been able to have a prostate orgasm, even when just masturbating. am i a failure? i feel like a failure. i hate myself.

>>85638324
i hear its pretty hard like it can take multiple attempts and you have to be relaxed but also super horny and in the right mindset

>>85638327
i see. thats...a lot of prerequisites. is it worth all this trouble?

i wish i could crawl into a hole and never been see again. this is genuinely the most painful my life has been in months.

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>>85638484
me when i mess up ordering at burger king

>>85637636
I became very anorexic and pale when I was in high school, to a point where I dropped out for a bit from not having energy.

I'm healthy and tanned now

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I should be asleep right now, but I'm here with you losers.

>>85636010
>>85636010
come home white man
x6sXRfdhb

>>85636947
>witch hunt against sex havers
thats it good though. sex havers are a depressing sight for the wounded sensitive gaycel.

>>85638590
me when i fuck anything up

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>"yeah, i get off on cucking and being cucked"
o-oh, okay
i know i probably deserve this pain, but its like...damn, really? just ruined everything, just like that? whatever, at least i got my outbreak perfected in destiny 2 fully upgraded. i just wish my life was worth living.

>>85638783
blud found out people have kinks and is having a crisis over it

>>85638794
its not that i care that its his kink, its that we were approaching a romantic relationship and he literally just told me that hes going to "cuck me". his words even. out of nowhere.

>>85638800
desu it's pretty nice of him to give you the forewarning to bail. cucks usually only find out after it happens

>>85638805
i mean, yeah, its nice he told me. but damn. cant find a real relationship with another man that isnt fake bullshit, purely sex, or built on lies. even normies or people from 4chan, its all the same.

>>85638811
sounds about right for modern dating. people are shitty. guess it's about finding someone just shitty enough that it's manageable

>>85638821
what a waste of time. theres no amount of kinky sex or getting held thats worth putting up with someone that just outright hates you, but hides it well enough to pretend they dont. maybe the christcucks are right and hell is on earth already, but its just a withering of peoples fuckin souls rather than actual fuckin demons.

I didn't sign for any of the gay exclusive culture shit...twinks, femboys, gymbunnies, cosmetic surgeries, bug hopping...

I just wanted a bro to kiss and spend my life with

>>85638835
if it was easy then everyone would have a loving and devoted partner. truth is that it's a messy hunt where you're probably going to get more than once, not even talking about how much work, pain, and compromise there is when you are in a relationship. relationships are very much a "plan for the future, enjoy it while it's good, but also appreciate that it can explode at any moment" sort of deal

>>85638835
too bad, you get infinite cucking and internalized homophobia with a side of "everyone wants you dead and your guts draped across your living room"

>>85638338
I'm trying too. It's pretty hard like anon said, but I think it'll be worth it!! I think I'm making progress since after like an hour playing with my prostate, I cum pretty instantly if I just touch my cock. Still technically just a regular orgasm but I still think it's something.... Just keep trying!!!

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>>85638849
I know, that's exactly why I am frustrated
>if it was easy then everyone would have a loving and devoted partner
when I was a teen and not out of the closet, and I assume that was the same for many other gay guys, there weren't any labels or categories you had to fit in and some were lucky to have a guy they had a very deep friendship with which obviously was much more than a friendship but both were scared or too young to admit that to themselves. Still it was comforting because you did all sort of stuff with him, like "normal" straight dudes would do but somehow more emotionally open and less cold with no tough guy act, two Males, loving each other genuinely. That's the kind of relationship I want, except without the two drifting apart because the other one has to find a girl to be straight passing

>>85638852
>internalized homophobia
what are some examples of this?

>>85638926
browse the thread. youll see it. go on grindr, say something that the person you start talking to disagrees with. youll see it. gays as extremely reactionary.

>>85638933
I'm asking because when I read
>internalized homophobia
people are talking about femme hatred usually
>gays as extremely reactionary
true, nowadays expecially

>>85638941
i should have worded "gays are extremely reactionary" better, admittedly. everyone is reactionary, not just gays.
>femme hatred usually
ah, i see. in my experience, its far beyond that. femme hatred absolutely exists, not to minimize it as thats not my intention.

what's a reactionary gay even? What do gays want to bring back from the past?

>>85638944
>its far beyond that
agreed wholeheartedly
>femme hatred absolutely exists
yeah but I'd say that other categories are much more hated and shunned out of the community, but they're less influential so nobody gives a darn about them. I'd say the rich gays and the gymbro masc gays are the only ones who have it very easy with no problems neither from the gays nor from the straights, and usually they are very reactionary

>>85635780
>the only true gaycel is the mental cel.
>everyone else is delusional.

So true bestie <3
Good morning r9gay

>>85638318
Trim your nails ffs.

reminds me of when i posted my feet here a couple years ago. i was so flattered

>>85639226
I'm bad about trimming them jej and yeah it's always nice to post and feel seen!

>>85638318
Couldnt you atleast litterbox it? I dont want to see your disgusting feet

>>85636959
> like men
>but the men im attracted to must never ever ever look like a man.
what causes this + use moisturizer ;3333

>>85639403
>what causes this
Obnoxious prisongay bullshit. Same kind of people who warn about "twink death"

>>85639403
>>85639411
I mean this whole thread is all about this. Actual guys rarely get posted besides twinks, even 2D ones

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ewww, why are uncs posting in my thread??? Go be straight or something, gaydoom is for us boys

>>85639474
looks too much like a woman to be gay. straggots gtfo

>>85639485
>>85639411
>>85639427
based truth nukers gay chuds destroyers of straggots.

>>85639474
as someone who prefers to top I will never get why other supposedly gay tops would want to fuck this, not that bottoms wouldn't want a guy like this as well. I wanna fuck a guy's ass, with a guy's features

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got 30 bucks in my bank account #swag

I done did a lot of shit just live this here lifestyle

>>85639526
can i borrow 30$? :3
ill pay you back eventually (probably 3 weeks from now)

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dropped 499 for my camera collecting hobby plus tax

>>85639558
what sort of camera did you pick up

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>>85639537
Unless you're my boyfriend then no

>>85639403
>>85639411
I just want men who i can relate too, since im also soft and feminine

>>85639564
a factory refurb nikon, I hope the battery is included

>>85639577
How feminine are we talking

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My ideal partner would:
hold hands with me in public
come to family events
sleep with me after sex
live with me
be vulnerable with me

Good morning btw gaybots. Got some slack time before a busy weekend.

>>85639574
can i at least suck your cock? :(
i wont use teeth and ill be as sloppy as you want :)

>>85634740
>that pic
kek, i'm a cis big black guy and everyone thinks im a top for obvious stereotypical reasons (i am not packing), when really i just want to bottom for femboys. shit sucks

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>>85634740
I wish I could suck cock but ive been too depressed to brush my teeth in months so id probably be disgusting

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$gaycel is here YASSS

>>85640336
Nobody wants to buy your cryptoscam bullshit

>>85640336
gtfo with this stupid fakecel shit. stop making fun of our gaycel struggle.

>>85640336
>gaycel
>woman pic
hello, himejoshi

>>85639851
>be vulnerable with me
Gayest sentence of the thread

was in the toilet on the fourth floor earlier, my favorite spot to hide in between lectures, and I just crouched there on the floor, and just closed my eyes and enjoyed the silence. It's crazy how al it would take is one second of courage.

>>85640827
you should just kill yourself already stupid faggot.

>>85641452
hey. be nice. or else.

>>85638623
You were beautiful then and you're a beautiful boy now... lifeguard gay types...

>tfw got my insurance bills for the year.

knew they were coming but large bills like this makes me realize just quickly my money is dropping.

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>>85639851
we appear to be allies with a common goal

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>>85641518
being a homeowner is its own pain. imagine having to pay council tax and other taxes just for existing ahah
>continues to pay 1700 a month to live in a box

>>85641537

not sure what council tax is but we do have to pay property tax, that's in February.

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>>85641572
>council tax
bri'ish tax but property tax sounds similar

>>85641581

its supposed to help the county (smallest local government) pay for things like schools, roads and public safety. Not sure what it really does, goes into someone's pocket probably.

>>85641459
why be nice? he said he needs some courage. I'm just giving him that courage.

this >>85641537 is kinda what I imagine storyanon to look like, with thiner hair and more beard. Do you have long balding hair storyanon?>>85641518

>>85641581
I hope they didn't actually do that to any donkeys

>>85641748
story may say he's balding and ugly because he's a depressed person but he's just your run off the meal fuckable fat guys with surprisingly nice hair and beard you see in porn, maybe a bit bigger than most but its the best way to describe him

>>85641796
>>85641748

I really am balding though, seriously. My hair is dangerously thin and about to the level as guy in the pic.

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this is how some of you will act on your first dates

>>85642082
>implying I could even manage to get a first date.
I'd sperg it up well before that point.

>>85642082
i'm happy to humor your autistic special interests as long as you're willing to get actually autistic with it, like if you have an encyclopedic knowledge of DOOM demons you better also be ready to discuss their phylogeny and reproductive habits

>>85642124
>phylogeny and reproductive habits
smooth way to segue into the bedroom

>>85642138
seducing weird little autistic bottoms is my specialty

>>85642082
>showing deeper than surface level interest in hobbies on the first date
gotta be one of the ickiest icks

>tfw autistic but adhd so my 'special interest' keeps jumping around so I have a surface level knowledge of a lot of things but never anything more than that.

adhd autistic boyfriend jumping on mydick because it's his new interest

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>seems like 99% of gays want ass sex
>don't want ass sex, nothing against it I just don't want to do it myself
>still like penis a lot
>technically bisexual but generally don't like women as people or get along with them so I'm probably too straight for a lot of gays
>cutfag because of stupid parents which apparently makes my dick not as aesthetic to a lot of people
>look like the most stereotypical straight man imaginable, socialized to be relatively masculine and dudebroish
I think I must have really fucked up in a past life to roll these absolutely retarded challenge-mode conditions. Somebody in the afterlife is going to pay for this next time I'm there.

>>85635752
>big Dutch friend
Wow living the dream.
Except for the last part, the sexless relationship looks bad but as long as there is love and comfort involved I think they are going to be okay, as long as they are happy.
>>85635801
>why would you bottom for masculine tops? are you a gay bottom?
Are you retarded?

>>85642259
you'd be so lucky if that happened. what's really going to happen is he spends 6 months making micheal jackson noises because he heard one MJ meme and got obsessed

hoo-hee! ah-ah!

>>85642551
I guarantee you could get sex in 2 hours if you had the will.

>>85642940
I don't just want sex, man. If I just wanted sex I would pay for a prostitute, I have more than enough money. Actually I'd just jack off because I'm very, very, very good at that. Rather impressively so, in fact, given that I pre like a fountain so I basically have infinite lube. I want someone to hang out with, be around and close to, do activities with, and also share blowjobs and frot and stuff.

remembering when i went through a pickpocketing phase as a kid and would constantly sneak things out of people's pockets. i even learned how to use chopsticks specifically for this

>>85642997
I envy boys who can pre. Even if sufficiently aroused I'll get at most a little bead at the top. Absolutely pathetic.

>>85642551
>bisexual but generally don't get along with women
fuck off from here prison gay binigger straggot whiner, you're in the wrong place and taking post space from real, normal gaycels

>>85643069
It's legit messy at times. If I even get hard for more than 5 minutes I'm straight up leaving a spot on my pants through my boxers. If I'm actually doing something stimulating it's going to be running down onto my hands.
Yet, despite that, I wouldn't trade it away for anything. Even if I'm super dehydrated, a drop or two of water mixed in makes basically the best lube you can buy except maybe the tingling stuff. I would know, I've tried a lot of them.
Not as useful for starting using toys but once you're in they never, ever go dry ever.

>>85643096
Yeah, that's the reaction I usually get. Good impression.
Suppose it doesn't matter that I've only ever felt a "crush" on men, just because my cock gets hard for pussy too I'll never be enough for you.

>>85643109
don't care and you truly won't be, no one wants to raise a man out of a prison gay and wait for him to go "explore his true self" while he has time to make a family one day let's face it

>>85643163
>If you've ever even SEEN a woman's pussy and thought "that might feel good on my dick" you don't deserve love
Yeah whatever nigga, I might be a fucking foreveralone but at least I'm not a miserable cunt like you.

>>85643176
weird that you give off that exact impression but go off pride yourself on your undesirable qualities if that makes you feel better about yourself, don't forget to talk to yourself too schizo

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tbqh it has never even occurred to me to think of what vaginal sex with a woman might feel like

>>85643216
That's cuz you're normal and not mentally ill. A rare quality these days.

>>85643216
if it's like anal (which it's also a wet bodily hole so it should be) then it'll be pleasant warmth and pressure

>>85643216
I've been told it's almost exactly like one of the more tame STU fleshlights, just very warm from body heat and it moves/contracts on its own a bit. It also (allegedly) loosens up a lot if you take too long to the point that you barely feel anything past 30mins.
I'd try it out if it wasn't attached to a woman.

>>85643288
>loosens up a lot if you take too long to the point that you barely feel anything past 30mins
ditto for anal as well. truth is that after a while fucking something that stretches out with repeated dilation, it will dilate. If you don't cum after the first 10 minutes, you're probably gonna need to jerk yourself off to finish. Not complaining as for me the psychological aspect is what's most hot about anal, but yeah

>>85643266
>it's mentally ill to wonder about things that 80-90% of the male population do
I think the mentally ill one here is you, man.

>>85643327
yeah that was a pretty weird take

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>>85643266
This level of homosexuality is abnormal but that's okay

>>85643268
I don't think your anus is supposed to be wet, exactly, lube feels like it would be a different kind of thing. But I haven't put my penis in one of those either

>>85643288
>I'd try it out if it wasn't attached to a woman.
It would also have to look less weird

>>85643340
>It would also have to look less weird
I mean you're not really looking at it when you're fucking it, but yeah. In a dark room.

>>85643327
Among those who choose time to spend here it's a great quality. And since you feel so protective about this whole thing it would probably be in your best interest to fuck off away from here and don't piss yourself over the slightest thing.

>>85643340
>lube feels like it would be a different kind of thing
maybe. I haven't fucked pussy to know *shrugs*

>>85643266
>>85643391
If this poster isn't FTM I would be shocked. These are some of the most female-coded posts I've ever seen.
Bitch you are not gay, you are a heterosexual female.

>>85643647
I'm not proving anything to you, you're far beneath me like a pesky piece of dog shit stuck on a boot. You're definitely not a gay real man either if poons and pussies are the first things that come to your mind. Your attempts at looking masc are pathetic. No one likes you. Please die.

it doesn't cost anything to be kind. just sayin

>>85643702
>literally all emotional attacks and appeals
You will never be a man.
You will never have a penis.
You will never ejaculate (pissing yourself doesn't count).
You will never have a naturally deep voice.
You will never have narrow hips.
You will never have a male-proportioned face and hairline.
You will always have a cunt.
You will always be short.
You will always have weak bones.
You will always be irrational and insane.
You will always have a smaller brain.
You will always have poor spatial skills.
>and most of all
Gay men will never desire you.
This knowledge is why you're so insane and hyperdefensive of homosexuality, because you know you're not homosexual, you're just a bitch who read too much yaoi and pops T to try to live a fantasy that will never be real.

its literally impossible to find a friend on this site that isnt completely deranged. gay? sure, easy enough. batshit insane and probably wants to kill you? absolutely, and you cant have one without the other. i dont get it lol

>>85643736
This is one of the most random inticate misses I've seen here. Go off mate.

>>85643747
>batshit insane and probably wants to kill you?
idk bro i've added dozens of people from 4chan and only one has ever vocalized wanting to kill me and he was, per his words, extremely bpd. most people are just boring (in a neutral way) and will more likely ghost you than anything

>>85643757
i wish i could find boring people. id rather have that than groomers that try to recruit you into some weird shit or people who are actively malicious and want to see you and everything around you destroyed.

>>85643747
shit i was about to say that i've been thinking about getting into discord even if i'm a bit way too old to be groomed and look for other gay guys to be buddies with but then i remembered that i'm batshit crazy, and i won't kill you or end it all over slight misunderstanding or an awkward moment but i'm debilitatingly mentally ill and depressed so talking to me is draining

>>85643763
i have diagnosed schizophrenia and debilitating depression as well as generalized anxiety disorder. you cant be nearly as draining as i am.
that said, im not looking to add anyone else from here. ive had enough of that to last a lifetime.

>>85643783
oh wow ok you'd have been a perfect boyfriend to edate and meet one day at the airport and run into each other with coffee cups with no lid on while holding a case full of some important papers like they do in the movies and kiss at night, but i get it. no pressure. maybe if one day i get to be good looking and fix other issues that would make me attractive
plently of time for you to one day reconsider

i tutored my first student today and it went really well

>>85643803
i would rather kill myself than date someone here. it has nothing to do with looks or cocksize. i just dont want to wake up with a knife in my ribs.

>>85643831
ok don't say that, i was just talking, it wasn't serious

>>85643840
the truth hurts. i am sorry.

>i'm a diagnosed schizophrenic but it's everyone else that's insane
man i'd be man but that is just straight self-professed mental illness.

>>85643831
Yeah 4chan boys can be cray cray. I understand.

>>85643851
don't be sorry, i'm offended, i just didn't know it was that serious and don't want to hear that type of comparison

>>85643871
>everyone else thats insane
i never said that
>>85643874
unfortunately, yeah. its probably the anonymity and their own mental fuckups, but they just cant be trusted 90% of the time.

You never know on 4chan how has bee pee dee it might even be YOU!

>>85643903
can't be me, i don't care about friend or being a loner and i don't care about being rejected that much

>The smallest amount of caffeine gets in my body and I switch from shy autistic virgin to Cum-Powered Fuck Machine 5000
I did nothing all day but fuck my ass with toy and jerk off, I came 4 times and I'm still horny, my old ugly ass needs a big dose of cum urgently, I'm turning into the Obscurus version of a horny faggot and I hate it.

>>85644002
hell yeah bro *highfives*

cried myself to sleep last night because I realized I will live without getting any of the things I wanted out of life and the unhappiness will never end
my creative pursuits were stillborn and are abandoned
i won't even get the job I should get
I'm a useless neet retard who is pushing 30 without his life actually having been started
I will never have real friends because I have never met anyone I wasn't still an outsider to and I can't overcome my distrust of others
I will never have real love because I have never met anyone I wasn't still an outsider to and I can't overcome my distrust of others
I am alone in a sea of billions, being alive is like having breathing problems and breathing manually while everyone else never has to think about it

>>85644058
you may be overthinking it
it's your lifeand it matters, of course
try to appreciate the fact that you're not in physical danger
you're not going to die right now. it's not that serious
not to trivialize your emotions, however
your nervous system is buggin, it's fried, you're stressed
it feels worse that it is

did you know the full moon is tomorrow or tonight?

I'd date an ftm if he was also a retarded, gay, shy, awkward, incel.

>>85644176
no penis no buy

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>>85644205
Is penis that important to the average gay? I guess I don't primarily associate penis with a future boyfriend. I like butt though.

>>85644058
>the unhappiness will never end
>I will never have real friends
>I will never have real love
Those are objectively not true, you don't have facts to back that up, you are being a doomer because life has been difficult, it has been hard but you can't know these things will never happen, not statistically, sorry but you are wrong.

>>85644176
women can't be gay men, you're willing to date a retarded dickless woman with poor upbringing, autism, poor decision making and unsound mind
kill yourself and fuck off away from our thread desperate straggot

>>85644176
>ftm
>incel
who's gonna tell him?

i think bpd trans twinks are really cool and interesting actually

what if you fell off a cliff?

what if you shit yur pants?