Friday tea time edition, food in food remix>Previously on /britfeel/:>>85635604
When i was on the train in Japan last year i spotted the Japanese lad next to me on 2chan. Wherever you go there's likeminded mongs
Now I want a massive bowl of cheesy mash
might book the pub for xmas dinnercan't be doing with cooking it myself
boozing away my life de lads
I miss this asmr bint. A very beautiful american rose.
>>85640996That's not bangers and mash. The fuck is that on top of the mash, and are you even British?
>>85640996Doesn't look that bad for Brit food
Why do they all have that boyish look?
>>85641043Brit here, I've never eaten anything like that. It's forren muck.
nice edish.lads it is important we openly talk about things openly, and i have just made a right hash of my testes. there's no sensible chronological order to tell this tale, so i'll just tl;dr it with:>old shaver>confusing plugs>blood>neighbour's windowand your imagination will have to fill in the blanks.
If you masturbate multiple times a day are you a sex addict or just a wanking addict?
>>85641078cock toucher
>>85641044What you on lad? These mid twenties roses are more beautiful than the essex skanks you see all over this country.
>>85641047>WAAA INHAVVRNT DONE A THIIJNG THEROFORE DOESNT WEXIST WAAASo very predicable.
>>85641044Nobody tell him the real trvth nvke.
I reckon we could all get comfy security jobs if we were allowed to replace foreigners already in those jobs.
>>85641096Right, if you say so.
>>85641047just showing yerself up now de laddoyorkshires are well kino
Was up early to start work early and will be finishing late today because of a bit of mandatory-but-not-but-it-is overtime. Will the missus want to help me relax with a nice blowjob? Is it really so much to ask that your spouse holds up her end of the relationship? A nice blowjob to say thanks for your hard work and to help relax and fall asleep? Apparently so, I know it isn't going to happen. Honestly might just work through until she falls asleep and then come upstairs.
Every zoomer bint seems to like this film called Coraline. Never seen it me.
>>85641119I know what yorkshires are you maniac. That image is not bangers and mash. Nothing to do with it being in a yorkshire pudding, it's not bangers and mash, we all know what bangers and mash is, and never has it had mince and onions on it. There's more mince in it than sausage.
>>85641136Poor lass, she looks like a mid 40s mtf tranny
>>85641136dull shite, you're better off
>>85641136>what if ur mum had buttons on her eyes and lived in a hole in the wall????
someone mentioned sodium nitrate before, is this the sort I should be buying?
Lads what do you do when an unattractive woman says something to you in public? It gives me the ick knowing that's the sort of woman that talks to me on the rare occasion I go out. It's never an attractive woman.
>>85641140She's like 24 lad. >>85641141>>85641145I'm going to watch it on itvx and I will give my opinion on it when the time is right.
>>85641136Is that one of these mid twenties roses?
>>85641151the dating apps matched me exclusively with fat lasses, so I know my market.I'm not happy about it.
>>85641151I would be happy to receive any kind of female attention at all tbqh
>>85641160wops is not a rose. She's a bit rude and cruel to her little brother. I do not like her attitude at times.
>>85641136got that one on download. i think it's a Tim-Burton-y-but-not-him thing? the same way The Nightmare Before Christmas was. it's probably decent, we should watch it IMO friend.but they're not TRVE sourpusses, me lad. mere posers. they don't want to read through the entire Ars Goetia on archive.org, they just want to wear heavy eyeliner and indulge in human exploits.
This is the sort of woman turning you down on a dating app because she's waiting for Dr Thor to turn up in a Lamborghini.
>>85641192Nothing can beat TNBC. Not even The Corpse Bridge. It is an absolutely kino classic. Wish it were longer. Based Elfman and Burton.
You look at some of these women in porn getting their arseholes jackhammered by a cock the size of two coke cans stacked up and you wonder how the fuck they manage it.
>>85641202True lid. She's been on the dating apps and has never found the one yet. Must be extremely fucking picky expecting a guy to have a car, a home, an exciting career and lots of money to spend. I hate modern women.
>>85641160Yes, one of the finest!
>>85641206sad if true.i love that film, we are all old men now we can admit pop goth stuff was fun.
>>85641202This is the sort of woman that would speak to every one else but you in the Co-op queue.
OP nabbed the image from reddit. It even has somebody calling out the sausage and meat combo.Forrens are weird.
>>85641246bizarre freaks
>>85641246he didn't credit the author?OP you are a MONSTER
>>85641250It's more akin to a cottage pie than bangers and mash.
>>85641246He's right though. Mince AND sausage in a yorkshire isn't something you hear about often.
Just ate a giant Chinese. Corrr x
>I was being ironic. Truthfully speaking: I didn't understand. know nothing about what you were talking about. I was wrong. And you didn't have it in you to own it.
okay so i did not get my order in on time for some fun crystals. great.i HAVE fun crystals and i HAVE been insufflating them, but i NEED more because a mate might be popping round tomorrow who wants to give crystal-nazing a try.the problem now is, said mate is not responding to texts, so i don't know if i have to leave these grams o' crystals alone, or if i can just have the lot to myself. right now. which i could.
It's a bit like can't pay we'll take it away but for US bums, that is my evening sorted :D
>>85641202Christopher Lambert looking bitch.
>>85641306What is it you like about these types of shows?
I remember watching this as a kid and thinking it was cool as fuck. Rewatched it earlier today and I can confirm that it's still pure kino.Any other lads seen it?
>>85641315I find them a good source of entertainment
Dressmaker game is actually sick lads x
Just had a rice box didn't i
>>85641306Paul Bohill went down the shitter after cant pay ended, love to see it
I am out. I am going for an evening stroll. Are you?
>>85641270sorry i told everyone on /britfeel/ about SpotXhttps://github.com/SpotX-Official/SpotX(bloody good tho innit)>>85641306>can't pay we'll take it awaythere was a good thread on /tv/ about that one earlier.Hoarders was a good programme, although it will probably make me sad now
>>85641339usually when i go out i take time away from posting on 4chan :)
>>85641339Me? Stuck on the bus because i got the wrong one because it was DIVERTED. I am not happy
>>85641317I do like this film, yeah. Got the Arrow 4K. You ever seen Ghosts of Mars?
Any /fit/ lads here? If i just want to be healthy and lose weight should i just do cardio and skip the weights?
>>85641320Well, they are entertainment. What is it that you like from this type of entertainment?
>>85641343and miss the chance to gloat? casual>>85641344aww lad. burn the place to the ground.
Big Body Squad on Channel 5 was the GOAT. I remember they had a big fat bastard stuck comically inside his convertible.
>>85641336Yeah, funny that lol. Always thought he was a bit of a prat. >>85641341Hoarders, I'll put that on the watch list thanks lad!
This is Tan Ikram, the judge who denied Danny Tommo bail.He previously let Nigel Farage's attacker go free, got a formal warning for liking a pro-Hamas post and refused to jail the anti-Semitic 'paraglider' girls.
>>85641368Hoarders is a cracking show. Some of those people are mental. Houses filled with cat shit and dead animals. What was the drama with Bohill? Always seemed like a cunt. Hated the fat deano one as well.
A weak man has no choice but to be harmless. A strong man CHOOSES restraint.Strong in mind.Strong in body.Strong in spirit.
>>85641370>Tan Ikram,Does exactly as it says on the tin.
>>85641372He's ended up owing money to the guy he was partner with on the show, still hasn't paid up.
Rate my zombie taker kit lads
>>85641350>Any /fit/ lads here? If i just want to be healthy and lose weight should i just do cardio and skip the weights?Yes, you will still need a balanced, healthy diet.
>>85641421Yank go home
>>85641421What do you do with the zombies once you've taken them?
>>85641421brit/pol/image/10
Any NEETS here actually want to work again but are genuinely mentally ill? I really hate applying for UC and pip and them constantly making me prove that i need the benefits. I miss the simplicity of just working and getting paid for it. Although I've been out of work so long that i doubt i could find employment beyond working a Warehouse, at least then id be earning my own money though
Gotten up me 'aven't iI 'ave 'aven't iPhwoarX
>>85641430Thishttps://youtu.be/z1OESz4zpLs?t=72778
Big Rosti is peng desu but I wish it had 2 burgers or just a double quarter with the cheese sauce Still prefer Wendy burger though desu
Was chatting to a guy and it came up that he recently got a raise to 52k and he was well chuffed about it but all I could think was holy shit if I had to live on 52k I would be fucking miserable. How do people do it?
>>85640996This looks good as fuck. Can I have some?
>>85641561i live on 28k/year m8
Why do spiders and insects only come in my house in the summer and not when its cold outside? Are they stupid?
>>85641583I honestly don't know how that even works. You must live alone, in a poor northern area, not drive, not travel, buy bulk ramen etc. right?
i live on 45k but my rent is 900
Yep, lots of billy big bollockses ITT with their six digit incomes oh aye x
>>85641561How much do you earn then, big man?
>>85641596>in a poor northern areapretty much. i get paid 1700 and i live in a council flat x
>>85641586they keeping it private during winterthe lad spiders just looking for a lass in September
Idk how I'd live on less than 100k a year. I wouldn't have enough money for restaurants and drugs and prostitutes and gambling etc
Would give anything for a gf with a nice soft big arse that I can squeeze any time I want
Yeah I hear that fixed odds betting terminals are really popular with the >100k a year salary crowd
Havent posted here in 6 years, any of the same faces about?
>>85641645Cooooorrrr would love a punt on a FOBT right now me fahkinell
LARPing little lads here saying they earn 6 figures you lot make me laugh. Do you know how rare that is in the UK? Less than 5% of all workers in the UK earn above 100k.
>>85641703Statistically speaking it's rarer to be a britfeel poster than to earn over 100k, just saying
running up the highway on a mission x
>>85641026Irish nose, mate. Boopable as the nonces call it
>>85641698I posted then, but I'm a nobody.
>>85641317Told me mum I wanted the robot for Christmas. Never got it, stingey bitch
FOBTs really are money-printers. The people who operate them literally just set the occurrence and levels of payouts, guaranteeing X income for every Y pounds spent on them. Anyone using them is just handing money over to the owner. Fucking mental that some people use them. How fucking stupid do you have to be.It would be like if I offered a fixed odd bet for dice rolling. You pay me one pound to roll the dice, every time it lands on a 1-5 I keep the pound and every time it lands on 6 you get three quid. I am guaranteed to turn a profit and you are guaranteed to make a loss the longer we play.
*remembers an anon had been called into the drs about something unusual in a blood test*Hope every thing is ok.
>>85641716I wonder what robot this Operation BumbleBee twat is referring to
'vibe cooking' a pizza rn
nightash.netthttps://matrix.to/#/#nightash:matrix.org
Aint clicking on that shit de lad!
>>85641733Makes sense people like SSM use FOBTs
>>85641733Fecal occult blood tests?
Bit of wizza for me my leeeds
My family doesn't like having me around. I know they think I'm a weird loser who ruins to mood when I'm with them.
The south wales ketamine market is booming, apparently.
>>85641837The place you got it form is clearly trying to make actual pizza, so fair play for the effort, but the execution is still lacking. I'd rate this a 6/10.
Drugs are better with friends are better with drugs
>>85641854Have a bump lad, on me
