Twink top editionQott: how hot is size difference if top is smaller than the bottom?Previous:>>85634740
>>85654927Nonsensical question since tops can't have sex if they're shorter then the bottom.
>>85654958boy do i have some videos to show you
>>85654927It's super hot unless the top is cuckbot then it's gross because he's into scat and cuckoldry so that would make the whole dynamic gross instead of hot
>>85655015share some! prove a top isn't just worth his height in gold.
I got a poss in my rari seventeen no thirty eight
twink x twink usually is most shallow but also the hottest pairing >///<
2 regular dudes is the best pairing imo
>>85655035uhh i don't actually save those usuallyi have this one where the top looks a bit shorter i guess
I went on haha and I got humiliated for being a stinky tourist ;(>>85655087That will never be me, imma kms now
>>85654958Yeah because vid related never happens>it's AI!Looks like AI acquired really good taste>>85655035>share some!This faggot wants to watch men fucking, gay as fuck
>>85655102it's okay to be a little humiliated as a treat
>>85655102I got a poss in my rari seventeen shots no 38
small ass possum
Glorble gleepa glable
>>85655104Me plapping Meow's big juicy butt :)
>>85655087>>85655120My god they're so hot their bodies look perfect it such a shame they had to ruin it by being furfags
>>85655149Gay as fuck broski
>>85655152>it's such a blessing they had to better it by being furfagsftfy
Their bodies are athletic yet hairless it's so peak but the stupid animal heads...they could've wore facemasks instead
>>85655102You weren't in on the big shot regular attention whores and their backstories?
>>85655164The whimsy furry heads are 500x better than dog masks and those stupid baraclavas>tfw will never be raped by cute guy in a furry full suit
>>85655149cuckbot are you back to simping for meow again?
>>85655176>furry full suitfor me it's partials. I like the heads and maybe the paws but full suits seem a bit too much. I still want to feel their chest up and properly see their crotch and ass.
>>85655104The only video where it's a smaller top with a bigger bottom and the bottom is an obese ugly middle-aged man. Thanks for proving my point that all bottoms are chad only exactly like women.
I go to the gym so I can have a cute body like >>85655087I'm getting close I think
>>85655160Why are such cute guys degenerate furries? It makes me really sad. It's like if someone scribbled on Mona Lisa>>85655176You know what I don't even disagree with that. Those look horrible. I just meant a regular hospital mask or whatever you call them. Or maybe a scarf or something to cover the lower half of the face could be hot.
>anon posted group sexdoes this mean r9gay is ok with threesomes now? what about orgies?
Abloo blabloo where husbert glebluu
>>85655149Meow simp are you back to wanting to felch RANCID POZZED NIGGER CUM out of meow's BUSTED PROLAPSED HIV POSITIVE BLACKED ASSHOLE? o algo?
>>85655217>Why are such cute guys degenerate furries?I suppose there's a level of separation to reality when it's furry guys fucking which can be a good access point to a lot of new faggots who are still trying to step into that sexuality. And I suppose by the time they're more comfortable with it, being a furry is now an established kink and part of their identity so naturally decide to incorporate that into their sex life with stuff like furry masks or suits. Maybe idk
How do I know if I'm compatible with my r9gay befriend? What are your requirements, in short?
Is that cucbot still spamming about his bbc addiction? Apparently so
>>85655240>How do I know if I'm compatiblethat's something you have to find out for yourself. I suppose if you feel you agree on a lot of important principles/worldviews, that's a good start. Do you share hobbies, interests, entertainment? If not, would you be willing to? Stuff like that.
>>85655240>in short?Yes I'd like my bf to be short
Waa bloo where husbie mloo gliaa babluu
Is that meow simp still spamming about his BLACKED fantasies?Guess so
>>85655251so true bestie so trve
>>85655252Are these blacked fantasies in the thread with us
>>85655261Tiwed sniff le
Need bf to scream at me when I overeat or don't exercise
>>85655263Yes they're right here >>85655245
>>85655217Scream mask and hospital mask role play are hot, but desu I like most that obscure the face like helmets and such. >>85655235Honestly, it seems like one of the few ways to "express sexuality" when the only other alternatives is dating apps, bar culture, or normie social media DMs.
>>85655290That's just him calling you out
>>85655292furfaggotry does seem like the best bet for young guys to meet up with other young fags nowadays. pretty much every city has a furry scene and they're always pretty open and squishy (which might give you types like performative leftist handwringing shit but that feels like a small price to pay for potentially finding a bf in those places)
>>85655305That's just meow simp sissies daydreaming about other posters getting BLACKEDRAW.
>>85655153You may be depressed and dumb but you are so fucking hot dude, you are a fine piece of ass, a shame you are so annoying and stubborn.>>85655188>>85655232I'm not any of these guys, I'm the short brown mexifag.
>>85655325i wish theyd understand that irl, blacks are one of the most dangerous races to actually try and fuck/get fucked by. noone wants to be shot, beat to death, or raped, and theyll glad do at least one of those to a gay person just for the hell of it.
>watch a video on a mass shooter >he lived in the same area as me, was the same age as me, went to the same school and psychiatric hospital as me>i never went retard and shot up a school though This is a fuckin simulation, right? Is this some vague message by God
>>85655285Underrated desire>>85655292Don't you want to see parts of the face like eyes? Or hair?
>>85655160Im straight but this is kinda hot ngl, would probably bury it in while he has that mask on
>>85655399>Im straight butyou're in the gay thread pal. you don't need to play that game
>>85655389Uh oh cuckbkt isn't going to like that unless he's a masochist Actually he did cut himself after femboys rejected him online so he may be into geating beat up too
>>85655392sounds like you weren't a little bitch unlike him
Seems like everyone wants a short bf these days so I can't compete as someone whose freakishly tall. It's over
>>85655408theres a difference between beat up and the beating a nigger would give him. beat up is the shit youd have in highschool. the way niggers do it, theres like 20 of em at a time, stomping, punching, etc. they never do one on one fights, preferring to do mob tactics even in a fair fight. /gif/ has webms of it. genuinely disgusting fucking creatures. the (potentially) big dicks do NOT make up for the mortal danger they pose.
>>85655418tall boys are nice, especially if theyre tops. i imagine that they can lean down and hug you during sex and it seems very comfy :>
>>85655420you're getting way too into this fantasy man
>>85655418I am just into height differences in general desu
>>85655412I never hurt anyone physically, so there's that. I feel very strange cause I have no one to share this to without fear of being reported, but I am glad I have moved on and healed. It's just so strange thinking about someone going through the same things as you and choosing a different path
>>85655160>>85655399He's really hot. Shame he's a bottom though so you have to be 6'4" minimum to fuck him
>>85655430not at all. this is just the culmination of 20+ years of og whitelacer knowledge. a fantasy would be focusing more on LE BIBISI like meownigger.
>>85655430He's right tho. Never seen n words have a fair fight. Their whole gang culture is about attacking unsuspecting ops when they can't defend themselves and sucker punching random whites.
>>85655440i know that feel, man. seeing someone experience the exact same thing as you and come out of it a lot worse/not at all does put you in a headspace of "well why did it happen to them and not you?"i've concluded that i'm not any better than them. i just got lucky for one reason or another.
serious discussions on r9g this afternoon... >>85655463People don't forget and nothing gets forgiven, but we live on.
>>85655427Maybe it's just that I'm too tall that's the issue. Being 6'6 I think is too much for most people>>85655437I wish I could have a bf my height but I can never have that. Height difference can be cute but I think only if people can't tell who the top in the relationship is just by looking at you
>>856554836'6 is very talk, but i would assume people would love that? i know i would. maybe im just projecting
>>85655490>talkam i retarded
>>85655483>I wish I could have a bf my heightI'm 6'3 if that counts...
>>85655490No they wouldn't and they get really disappointed when I say I don't play basketball at all>>85655504I thought it was funny so I'm glad you made that typo lolmao>>85655509Close enough. I see once a picture of I think it was Shaq or some other bball faggot with his gf or something and the size difference looked so weird it's like they're not the same species. Extreme height difference feels so odd to see...
>>85655534>they get really disappointed when I say I don't play basketball at allWhenever somebody asks me if I play basketball or tells I should play basketball I wanna rip their eyes and intestines out. Glad we're on the same page.I kinda like being a short(er) top anyhow. Assuming you are a bottom...
>>85655534>I thought it was funny so I'm glad you made that typo lolmaoaw yey, thanks anon>No they wouldn't and they get really disappointed when I say I don't play basketball at allim sorry, anon :<i wish that people were kinder and less prone to stereotyping like that
I feel called out by OP.
>>85655483i'm 6'4'' and may grow more if i ever decide to ever straighten my back from my scolioses and poor posture but we won't be dating anyway because you're genuinely beautiful and fascinating and also vain actually and cold gay guy and i look like garbage and ugly asf but i'm here to just say that i like the idea of a tall bf too
>>85655509Hi Brad, I'm still sad you rejected me over a year ago now
>>85655581You're still sad over a boring mexican bisexual tranny pedophile rejecting you?
Everyone here is a lanky slinky
>>85655541I think every tall guy feels the same even if they do play it XDIt's just one of those things that gets annoying after the 10th time you hear it let alone 100th.>Assuming you are a bottom...I'm not big on anal>>85655552It is what it is. You're kind at least.>>85655578>because you're genuinely beautiful and fascinating and also vain actually and cold gay guy Yes I am but how did you know :O>and i look like garbage and ugly asf but i'm here to just say that i like the idea of a tall bf tooOh...so you just think everyone other than you is some superhuman sex god? No matter how you feel about your looks there are people out there who will be into it. Seen it too many times. It's just that searching can get annoying.
>>85655581nga what is you talkin bout
>>85655578Being able to grow if you so choose is crazy >>85655628I thought this was shortboy bottom central?
Done SEVERAL tarot readings and the cards said that me and a rando I talk to rarely about big life changing things and have a timid tender crush on for many topical palpable and interpersonal reasons and I have great amazing completing fulfilling compassionate compatible loving chemistry, IN THEORY, POTENTIONALLY, if the 2 of swords I can overcome and deal with.Like tf??????? He'll never like me or love me and find me cool and amazing. I asked many times and the draw is always positive. NO nigga?????? that can't be possible, no happiness can't be that close and easy and I can't be that stupid to not notice that it's a play. Ohh the cards will hate me for questioning their Judgment.check on me tonight
>>85655655what's the point of prognostic readings if you're not going to trust it? don't half measure that shit nigga you either believe in the occult or not. FUCK THAT DUDE
>>85655670Nonono I clearly signed a deal with all my cards and my black candles that while I have trust in their judgment and the judgment of other decks I'm still not gonna completely give into the paranormal thinking. I talk to them, I ask them to forgive me if I piss them off, the read me back my drawing a lot of cups and swords and aces and pages today and played back with me too actually which was funny asf, but I already told them that I am a very insecure damaged scarred ugly person for many unust and honest reasons and that I don't believe in happy life easily. I WANT TO TRUST them but that can't be right for people like me, the luck of the draw caaaaaan't work for me. Like I really want it to happen and I'm telling you everything what's going on in my life yet I will take steps towards what I can do to make it happen, but it's just unbelievably surprising that ME? and someone else? And it is possible for me to be interesting? No way. I shall pull another Ace of Cups + Ace of Swords + Ace of Pentacles if it's can be true, if the deck is not bored of me.
seems like you gays are pretty happy tonight. Guess shared horniness helped
>>85655655>>85655718youre a fool. tarot isnt a fortune telling device, its a device of mixed manifestation theorum and projection of your own psyche. you want him? make a move, then you will know for certain. the cards ARE NOT for prediction and you are using them incorrectly.
>>85655650Nope this is tallboy central
>>85655814Black nigga I know what it is, I'm telling you I can't make a move because I'm fucking stunned and cclocked hard rn and the source of that ccchain? Me my nigga. And we're arguing tommorow again over this topic again>isnt a fortune telling deviceWho said that? It's a mix of projection, manifesting, probability, them knowing (mostly from the holder) about the world and THEIR opinion of the topic, with an approach YOU give them. Don't pmo I already hate it that no one in my life understand me and now some literal who is proving that thing again :(
>>85655200>obese guy so it must be a ugly middle-aged manImagine projecting your insecurities this hard, in the full version you can clearly hear in his voice he's pretty young and you can obviously notice it in his skin but I guess 27 is too old for your tastes, you are the kind of retard who says any fat or tall bottom is a sissy, you pathetic prisongay faggot, if you are too insecure about your height and you can't handle a big man then go chop your dick off, get off my thread, kill yourself
>>85655845youre retarded and dont know shit about the tools youre using. >Don't pmo I already hate it that no one in my life understand me and now some literal who is proving that thing again :(boohoo, boohoo, people around you think youre retarded and now i do too now that youve shown that you dont understand tarot cards and are using them as an excuse to pussy out. fuck off, retard
i caught rayquaza on my pokemon emerald last night... you think i'm ready to take on the elite four?
>>85655960You're so fucking autistic and perpetually outraged. Nigga don't stand between me and my 78 best friends, we have the perfect relationship. I was mithering them, asked them to give me an ace of any suit and a wands of any kind in a draw of 5, got wands the last, for fun drew one more card and there it was, an ace of swords. The next question the first card was ace of wands. They know me better than you do.You can piss your pants over the shit you made up in your head as much as you want, you don't even know what I do. You never met me, you don't know me, you've never been to my house, you don't live with me, you don't sleep with me, you don't do shit but talk about me so watch wtf you say. I know why you got so assmad, you're pretty much just a retard that wants to be right, I just didn't know how much you want to be the one in the right?
>>85655880Okay if you love morbidly obese middle-aged guys so much why don't you fuck story or ask him for nudes you nasty fuck
>>85656089blah blah blah, you and your retarded schziophreniaget real nigga*farts in your general direction*
>>85656094Blah blah retard can't communicate and stuck alone in his ways for life lmao*you can't outfart me bitch don't you wish for retaliatory strikes*
>>85656089pure schziokino. i see this will be a good thread
>>85656131No I'm actually going to bed soon, you're all hypercritical of me for no reason and always were and I won't name the real underlying reason. Idk why you can't just be happy for me, at least once, it's not that serious anyway.
>>85656209dawg, ive never seen you in r9gay and ive been coming here multiple times a day for multiple years. and to boot, why would we feel happy for you? you seem like a jerk, just like the other guy.
>>85656240I'm literally an angel and never start anything. >why would we feel happy for youBecause I feel happy now over a small thing. Idk I still love my gaynon despite what they've did to me, especially when I was even more unwell back then.>ive been coming here multiple times a day for multiple years.Great, lurkmore I guess. It doesn't fucking matter anymore anyway. I'm an echo of a fragment of a dead personalityfag of forgotten ages.
>>85656276>lurkmoarright...okay.>I'm literally an angelyou dont seem like it. >Because I feel happy now over a small thingokay? that doesnt affect us at all
>>85656287I am angel that everyone needs, not an angel they expect to see.>okay? that doesnt affect us at allAnd? Idc, clap now
>>85656320>I am angel that everyone needsyou are simply another insane anon in a long line of insane anons>Idc, clap nowno. what are you gonna about it? :B
jeeezusssss just fuck already
>>85656332Nothing. I respect your game. Bitch.
>>85656368youre no fun at all
Any Hazbin Hotel watchers in the thread? I want to see Caine shit talk Abel in S3, but I don't think they'll ever introduce him as a character since the fujo creator has drama with the tranny creator of TADC and there's already a Caine in that show.
>>85656427viv medrano has beef with gooseworx or whatever? why? arent they politically similiar?
>>85656486supposedly, but I'm not unemployed enough to know the specifics. >arent they politically similiar?leftists always have cat fights
hazbin/helluva boss is basically drag race at this point. How can you relate to normal gays if you don't watch it?
>>85656549>relating to normal gays
>>85656765I seem to be the only gay around that actually likes musicals even though it's supposed to be a stereotype.
i need to find a boyfriend but for real this time
just got ghosted the day after he tells me he loves me, because i said i wasn't ok with him sleeping around and dating other people before we were supposed to meet irl 4 months from now. oh well there goes 3 months of my life, talking to him every single day for hours, just when i was feeling secure that i'd found someone who wants to be with me. now what am i supposed to do. i feel completely empty and want to die, like how can you treat someone you supposedly loved like this. fuck my life so hard, nothing ever lasts, i'm just a starter kit or a monkey branch or whatever.
>>85657093:( damn, that's rough, anon. some guys are just real pieces of garbage.
>>85657104i spent all yesterday crying and feeling horrible, today i have nothing left i'm just angry and confused. i left messages on his steam wall that he deleted, then blocked me. i have a friend request on discord just sitting there. i don't understand, none of it makes sense to me, i thought i knew this guy, we always patched things up, and we made real progress the other day and now this. it's just crazy.
>>85657139some people just have problems they need to work through and will just hurt people until they do. sorry you spent all that time on someone who isn't fit for a relationship. you deserve better than that kind of treatment, anon
>>85657147yeah i'm trying not to take it personally cos i really don't think i did anything wrong. but it still hurts, it doesn't erase all the good times we had together, how much i genuinely cared about him, and loved him. thanks for listening and responding <3
>tfw no musky bf who demands frequent tongue baths
>>85657139>we always patched things upIf you have enough conflicts in 3 months to say something like this, it was never meant to be.
>tfw naturally stinky twink>shower constantlyWhat kinda bf would I make
>>85657841a stinky one apparently
I like helluva boss because it has bottom rapist (as in, a bottom who rapes) representation
>>85657841The kinda bf who should let me catch a whiff before he jumps in the shower
>saw two guys my age holding hands in public>came back home and spent 30 minutes curled up in my blanked staring at nothing with tears in my eyes weighing whether I should kms or not.PDA's should be illegal.
buying new clothes so my future boyfriend thinks I'm stylish and cool>>85658005What's it even about? I have a friend that likes it, he's a gang surrounded mexican.
>>85658070that pic is hilarious
>>85657791probably. but there were more moments where we really connected than i've ever had too. i think that's just what happens when two broken people with a lot in common meet, idk.
>finally find a guy that vibes with me>he says he's a bottom>surprisingly he likes my appearance >says he finds me cute in my own way>we have a cute date and kiss>I say that I was so happy I found him>finally we get to a room to have sex>we're both excited>sees my micropenis>his expression does a 180>doesn't say a word>"I-i will make sure you enjoy it, I...do you want to top?">"no">"sorry">says I don't have to worry >goes away without saying a word>blocks menow, how do you recover from something like this?
>>85658218idk, we're all virgins here
>>85658218sorry bro that sucks. how small we talking?
>>85658276does it matter? Is there a size so little that would make me deserve this?
>>85658307idk just curious bro
>>85656076>tfw we never found out if anon was ready
>>85655087>>85655120>>85655160hmmm..interesting. research
>tfw no bf who comes home from walks and goes to take a shower right away having no idea I'll be sniffing his shoes
are any of you anons virgins or manwhores? i'm a turbo virgin
>>85658402I'm virgin, and will stay virgin for the rest of my life
>>85658402It's R9gay on R9k hope this helps
>>85658415why do you think you'll forever be a virgin?>>85658417it varies. R9k has virgins, manwhores and even normies
>>85658427because I'm a freak and mentally ill, and I never fit in anywhere or with anyone.
>>85658457you fit here better than I do
>>85658544I don't know your situation, but even if that were true, that wouldn't be much of a relief. this place is for losers, and I don't think I fit that well even here. I fit better here than I do elsewhere, but that's like saying a russian toilet smells better than an indian street. I still don't fit.there's probably at least some place where you can hang out and not feel like a total alien, and if there isn't then, we may be alike.
>>85654927Thank you all for coming to my show, hope you're having a great time. I've got two songs left, this next one is called No One is Ever Going to Want Me. And-a-one, and-a-two, and-a-one-two-three-four,
>>85658402I once had sex with a woman but it doesn't count because i wore a condom and didn't enjoy it
>>85658396Wwyd if i took a shower but "forgot" to wash my feet and placed them on your lap
>>85658690dis nigga showering upside down, dafuq
>>85658701Niqqa is u high or sumn
>>85658724I mean how do you shower without your feet getting clean, are you standing on your head in there
why don't we all just date each other? seems like the obvious solution to all our problems. has anyone ever thought of this? i feel like a genius rn
I'm gonna put on my cashmere cardigan tomorrow and go for a coffee, like any normal faggot wouldGood night r9g
if you don't look like this or as non attractive as this, you ain't a gaycel
>>85658690I would be tempted into subtly trying to smell them hoing you won't notice what I'm trying to do
Fascinating > Face sitting
>>85658849He looks like a normal guy wtf he even has a full head of hair and no visible deformities
I see couples outside that are objectively very ugly, not just much uglier than me but I don't get envious of them if anything it makes me happy they found someone despite their lacking appearance
I have lectures in less than 2 hours, and I feel like I can't do this, so I'm resorting to the only alcoholic beverage in my house rn (some tuscan wine my dad brought me for cooking), and hoping I'll be drunk enough to manage.Drinking wine at this time of the day makes me feel like a moody bottom.
>>85658971cooking wine.. you've obviously lost all human dignity
>>85658966he does look normal and nerdy and weirdcute, but you just know this isn't what a gay man would ever be looking for. You'd swipe left on him on a dating app
>>85658982it's actually fairly ok wine, $60 a bottle stuff, not fancy, but not trash either. I don't normally drink alcohol, so he left a case for me for cooking.but I never had any human dignity to begin with.
>>85658996oh nooo, you shouldn't cook anything over $9, but at least you're drinking good stuff or something
I'm drinking cherry cola
>>85658307Yes, an ftm would 100% deserve that treatment. A bottom wants to be fucked. If you don't have equipment capable of fucking, find a top or a side.
>>85658745>he thinks things get clean with just hot water flowing over themAre you straight or something?
>>85659243Isnt he cis? There really isn't a dick so small he can't fuck in that case
>>85658971im also a moody bottom, and im drinking merlot and eating pizza. such is life
>>85659003>you shouldn't cook anything over $9doesnt know shit about cooking sherry award
my favorite game has been infested with brownoids and bots. i hope someone bombs EAs headquarters
>>85659003you're supposed to cook with wine that you'd drink tho that's what my husband marco says
ugh you guys are cooking? Doesn't that get you faaat??? A salad is enough for the day, maybe with a toast so you don't like DIE out of hypoglycemia
>>85659382if you get fat from your own cooking, youre either disgustingly lazy or cooking badly.
>>85659384>cooking badly.surely the opposite, never trust a skinny chef and all that
>>85659392skinny and fat are both subjective, but i gotta say youre right. fat chefs know how to make shit taste divine.
>>85659384girl I mean you gotta eat a lil less than normal if you wanna be a skinny twink, no?
>>85659324Some people genuinely have 3 inches or less hard and they shouldn't pretend to be tops
>>85659399forgot what exercising is, or...?
>>85659403Weight loss is much more a matter of diet than exercise.
>>85659410not sure where you heard that, but its just wrong. its about burning more kcals than youre intaking, as well as doing specific exercises to try and target fat. keyword is *try* as its not always possible to burn fat in specific areas.
>get spots on dick that look like genital warts before ever having sex>confirmed not STD, still looks disgusting>painful testicles>painful shaft>painful glans>nerve pain sensitivity around anus area + haemorrhoidsi legit feel cursed, like i've been built specifically to NOT have sex. too ashamed to even bottom for some old dude
>>85659417thats why i've been moving around more and also cook all of my meals. Nothing can be trusted, everything else just makes you obese, I have completely cut out bread, rice, beans, all drinks that isn't water, sweet food and such
You can't fall off if you were never up there to begin with
>>85659417>its about burning more kcals than youre intakingEveryone but exceptional athletes burns more calories from baseline metabolic maintenance than intentional exercise, but all the intake comes from diet. You can lose weight without exercise but you can't out-exercise a binge diet.
Love when games I have high expectations of delived (new Garfield game), hate when games I have high expectations of suck (new walking dead game)
>>85659403you forgot what trolling is and it's embarrassing
>>85658819You're a very smart boy>>85658947I feel like it'd be hard not to notice my own bf salivating over my feet. What if you got close enough to barely smell them, and then i suddenly raised my foot toward your nose? (:
>>85659649yeah man, totally trolling
>>85659659It was clear by the tone of that post you're just a retard who had to take the obvious bait. Are you autistic? Because he was clearly over the top it's hard not to notice.
>>85659703>over the toplike every 3rd gay dude irl talks like that. do you even go out and TRY to talk to people?
>>85658819it won't happen ;-;is this online dating? it won't be in be in person
>not even gay>just have an inferiority complex and fetish around wanting to be humiliated and dominated by men with bigger dicks than my pathetic, useless, 8"x5" mega paper thin pencil pp i never asked for this... if i had a normal, proper 5.5"+ girth that fit my length i wouldn't have developed a literal humiliation fetish and would be straight. it's over.
>>85659655I can be very subtle If you did that I would get very embarrassed and ask you what you're doing to see your response but I wouldn't move away so that your foot was still that close to my face
>>85658819Aren't we like all bottoms?? How would that work..
>>85659768Well I appreciate your candor. I'd be too tempted not to smile and simply order you to suck my toes, since you're practically giving the game away with your body language.
>>85658819nobody wants to date a mentally ill freak gaycel antisocial bottom
>>85659816nah playuh. im versemaxxing they call me shogay ohtani cause i'm switchin' postions depending on the situation kno' um sayin'
>>85659824Well in that case your toes would be sucked and cleaned so you wouldn't have to worry about washing them :3
>>85658819>we all just date each other? like, at the same time?
>>85659847Attaboy. So adorable and eager to serve (:Had a long shift and im very tired so im gonna have to go now. See you around
>>85659636i don't wanna be a shota for sex reasons i just wanna be able to have frens & play vidya all day together again
>>85659351I'm not moody. I've just been compelled by circumstances outside of my control to get drunk.we're NOT the same.
>>85659400>they shouldn't pretend to be topsthey should>>85659844>nobody wants to date a mentally ill freak gaycel antisocial bottomI do
>>85659816Two bottoms fotting while riding dildos is a beautiful form of sex.
femboyxfemboy is the purest gay love and I will die on that hill.
mascxmasc is the purest gay love and I will die on that hill.
normaldudexnormaldude is the purest gay love and I will die on that hill.
>>85660094lier... you have no idea what you'd be getting into.
>>85659898Be a neet that's what I do :>
I think I'm too old to be gay, good thing I was never a faggot
>>85660326that didnt solve the >have frenspart though
>>85654927The bottom in picrel is stronger than 90% of /r9k/ users, look at them muscles.
>>85660373No one's holding you against your will never, you can pretty much fuck off from here in any minute and your absense is better than your presense here, sad straggot
older confident twink and younger shy twink is the purest gay love and I have countless yaoi to back up that claim.
I'm stronger that 99% of /r9k/ users but that never helped me get a boyfriend
>>85660473>tfw older shy twinkIt's over
>>85660473Lowk I prefer Kaji but Kaworu is very hot too
incredible cute media haul this thread>>85655292welding mask sex... it sure would be hard to see anything, xd>>85659845audibly kekked
I blame all you fags for making me more moody, horny, and GAY
Any ideas for to fix me, a kkhv definitely mentally ill 28 yo gaycel?
>still periodically think about these cute shoes I saw at the store but they didn't have my size tho it's been few years
Can I get a cute sub top boyfriend if I'm avoidant and have no empathy? He needs to be okay if I don't actually care about him and cheating on him if he doesn't satisfy me.
>>85661215i'd have proposed it to be me but i remembered that i'm ugly and my dick is small and while i'd understand why you'd cheat on me it still would feel terrible for me
>>85661215I propose cuckbot but you'd have to cheat in him with blacks since that's what turns him on
>>85661162im gaycel too and (spiritually) 35 years old. it doesn't get better.
>>85661215pull up, i wouldnt care about you either
>>85661309Im sure you're beautiful little bro. We'll get you a cage and a strap instead. >>85661344Does it have to be black dudes? I'm neutral on the race thing but people being obsessed with BBC is a very unattractive and nonsensical trait.
>>85661417Ok I know it's gonna be a tough talk, but how would fix me? If it doesn't get better then there's gonna be a way to stop the pain.
>>85661553No you can't be neutral you have to obsess over them you have to say how they're superior to him that's what gets him off
autistic gamer bf where are you
i'm no longer playing any games and my austism made me miserable
I decided to visit more local gay, even if it was an (((lgbt))) forum and this is what I've found that obviously made me sad because why tf would I post about it here>they were talking about penis sizes and how much is enough>6 inches is meh>7 is somewhat perfect>8 is getting uncomfortable>some fucked people with 9 inches at felt truly amazing and their current bf with 7 inches is not really quite there pleasure wise>some dude bottomed for his friend with a penis over 10 inches How the fuck am I supposed to go on dates now knowing I have a peenie of 5.5 inches in my pants when every guy wants (and i don't blame them for that, i know why and how that desire forms and stuff) to have at least 7 inches inside their holes? I already have lots of mental and physical deformities. Am I done with life? Should I be gincel forever? Now listen, I know I'm bad and unappealing but I don't want to feel bad about things outside of my control. I know more men have big dicks than not
>>85662171most of those are fetishsts and straight up lying. Simply put the vast majority of people are not packing monster dongs. 5-6 inches is fine for anyone who hasn't had their anus blown out by extremely large dildos.
>>85662187Yeah and yet the crave more and can find it often. I can literally call a dude and ask him nicely even if it would end our acquitanceship if he gives in and he's send me his 9 inch dong. I want to believe you yet I can't. Every dude I traded pics with dickmogged me too, there's little hope and another shiv in my side and a shit trait on my list and no boy would love me
>>85662216You can you camera angles to make it look bigger. Unless they have a ruler in picture you don't know how big it really is.
>>85662216Something something survivorship bias or editing like anon said, I'm still not convinced there is a bunch of dudes walking around with 9-10 inch dongs to be talking like this.
>>85662230I can... simply notice it being of a certain size that angles won't be able to embelish>>85662294No no, those are rarer, but most are 6 7 8, around half of all of them I heard
people with big dongs are vocal about it, regular guys are just not bragging about their 5-6 inchers.
>>85662171Not too different from here, just more direct.I'm a side, so it might not mean much for you, but while I'd prefer to top because I love guys' butts, I'd rather have a small and naturally gentle penis inside me if I have to bottom. I have no doubts that large penises give more pleasure and that a large penised guy can be gentle too, but a guy with a small one will be naturally gentle and do just fine to make love so we meet each other's bodies. Large penises can hurt you like hell after you got your orgasm, and if not used well, they might actually damage your insidesI'm in a minority, it's not common at all loving them little, but when gays mature and get older they understand size isn't all that important. For me affection come first and foremost
Nothing makes me madder than a big dick femboy. You have a large dong, why are you dressing up in skirts and thigh highs? You could have been a good tier masculine twink.
>>85662313Idk anon I feel like you're oversimplifying things. Like if you were hypothetically fucking me, you're still in my guts with 5.5 inches + the weight of your body + the heat of your body and a bunch of other things that would holistically define the pleasure of the experience. It isn't neccessarily ONE thing.
>>85662362length is genuinely irrelevant. i would trade my bit bigger than 8"x5" comically thin penis for a 6"x5.5" one in a heartbeat. length doesn't mean fuckall if you're sub 5.5" girth. you might as well just stay celibate if you don't have decent girth and you want to do anything but bottom. i don't know what i did to deserve such cursed and rotten genetics but they've put me off ever doing anything sexual permanently. twink bottoms would laugh me out of a room if i showed up with what i'm packing compared to true chad tops with length and girth every twink dreams of worshipping.>>85662435i would let a hung femboy dominate my ass and mouth while i'm caged. i don't deserve to use my pencil pp for anything but fapping to huge chad dicks.
I want to have a bf and I definitely prefer topping but my dick is like 10cm its so brutalHow much do you guys care about dick size
>>85662562how girthy? respectfully, a picture helps a lot
>>85662562>do you guys care about dick sizea lot, but not as much as girth
Someone call me a bad neet because I got a pizza out instead of cooking.
>you might as well just stay celibate if you don't have decent girthughhhh... ahhhhh...>>85662373No, I appreciate the input and I've heard that being discussed before and I want to believe it's the truth but I have to also consider that even if romantic love is more important there's a non zero chance that when it would come to getting naked there will be new important aspects that will suddenly come into play and I can just expect the other dude to be kind enough to understand it and be ok with itHow are you a side but have sex in all positions?>>85662455I know I see where you're coming from. Let's assume it was more important because I know that sex is happening in the heads too. What if it was 9 iches instead?
>>85662562I can't be a hypocrite and choose someone based on penis size, I wouldn't discard someone over it
>>85662582I wanna kiss your pizza stuffed puffy cheeks instead. After you showered
>>85662591You're in luck, its a shower night. I'll be clean for the week.
>>85662595post yourself showering next time washing your balls and plump asss
>>85662575Yeah I don't have a chance, it isnt that girthy tooIs it possible to compensate this with fingering or some shit idk
sub 8"x6" men wouldn't ever have sex period if women and bottoms were honest about their size preferences. they yearn for chad harems. fact.
I deserve pale skinned cat ears purple contacts fluffy hair collared femboy and I won't agree on anything else
>>85662583>How are you a side but have sex in all positions?my bad I worded it wrong, should have said vers-side>but I have to also consider that even if romantic love is more important there's a non zero chance that when it would come to getting naked there will be new important aspects that will suddenly come into play and I can just expect the other dude to be kind enough to understand it and be ok with itI'm not going to sugarcoat it, yes that could happen and it's a very real fear because I have it as well, however in my opinion, as important as sex can be for gay men, if that's the thing that breaks or make the relationship, I'd consider that as a shallow relationship, do you really want one of that kind? Anons will say that a gay guy should be entitled to leave someone for sex etc. which I can understand, but if I got to be with someone I want to feel safe and comforted with them be loved for who I am, and likewise for them with me. I might not give them the greatest sex or they would not give the greatest sex to me, but us finding each other and wanting to be with each other is the most important thing, everything else can be worked out. If a relationship is built on a performance, you will always feel insecure
Why is cucking not a thing in a gay community?
>>85662616>4 inchesa bit small but prostate is only two inches in so you should be good. might have to wear your size on your sleeve desu as boys can be retarded size queens
>>85662595what does your body wash smell like storyboy?
>>85662639because it's called "open relationships", one sided version
I just wanted to hug the guys I liked naked and jerk each other off, I didn't sign for any of this stuff
>>85662643I don't use body wash, I use store brand bar soap. Same with shampoo, just regular store brand.
>>85662642>but prostate is only two inches inthen why do all bottoms insist on 8"+ uncut with big girth?
>>85662616a genuine advice for anons like you: do not use dating apps. They're very dehumanizing and you will find people who will outright shame you for your size unprovoked, gays are mean fuckers. Most of the time they either ghost you or filter you, but sometimes they like to make you feel bad about it tooMeet guys in places who are full with people like you. Most of them will be straight, but a gay boy hiding might be there and you will understand each other better than you would with the average grindr gay
>>85662667idk, why do all tops want to fuck femboys and twinks only with small waist?
>>85662655Imagine him petting your head while you are lying on his chestJust imagine
>>85662677nta but what if you're a shut in who doesn't leave his house?
Whats the gayest place in europe?
>>85662689online places are included as well, it was implicit. Actually it's more common finding gays there
>>85662583Anon I just don't think it's a fair assessment to isolate one variable for this determination. Cock is kinda whatever if it isn't used right. If you want my personal assessment, I just think that 9 inches is way less practical. Past a certain length you need to do more intensive prep, which is a lot of effort. With something 5 to 6 inches, you can just have a good diet, BM, douche and go to ham essentially whenever you want. Plus I'm a prostate guy, and that's like 2 inches
>>85662707Spain is the most LGBTQ friendly
Did you ever lick someone's asshole? How was it?
>>85662686I wanna be the one doing that actually. I used to want to hug a good guy so bad, I wanted him to feel very loved...by a man, not a temporary replacement for a woman, a man was loving him and I wanted him to feel great about it, that a man loved him
>>85662720isn't Spain among the more conservative places in Europe? I would think Germany or Scandinavia would be the most accepting.
why are people casually talking like 9"+ dicks are commonplace when even the biggest dicks in porn and on the internet barely reach 8.5" with 6"+ girth? the only measured 9" dicks i have ever seen have a downward bend and are measured along the curve with a flexible tape. i have never seen a dick close to or over 9" that wasn't curved massively. halfhorsedre comes close but i still think he's a solid 8.5"x6.5" and he obviously pumps so he's not natty.
>>85662659>store brand bar soapdoes that reach all your body parts? Doesn't it feel itchy after?>just regular store branda lot of people use store brand shampoo, nothing unusual. It has to be good enough not to hurt your hair
What do you guys do for scincare
>>85662752I itch a little afterward and it is kinda a struggle to wash in between the fat folds and reach my entire back but I manage. I probably do stink even after a shower though.
>>85662755I have eczema
>>85662743no, it's the opposite. Spain is very progressive both economically and socially, also beautiful country and beautiful guys with possibly plumper butts compared to the rest of Europe>ScandinaviaI guess North Europe is also very progressive and chill, but if you want a place that fuses that with a gayer energy, Spain is perfect
scincare - scintillating care
>>85662723pretty nice. it's very soft and squishy. it can really make your tongue sore to dig your tongue in (this is important as it's how you get the most noise out of the boy you're rimming)
>>85662760>itchbar soap will make you feel that way. Try a simple body wash or a shower gel >I do stinkyou got to shower more and use deodorant, roll-on one
>>85662755Gooning mostly
>>85662783Might help if I wash my clothes more than every couple months, yes months. I get into fucks where I don't do anything. Maybe I'll get body wash when I use all the bar soap I have but I just bought a case of it.
>>85662635You can't really say this because from what I've gather you were inside men and those men were inside you. I'd assume you'd be a good boyfriend for your boyfriend. But just as I said I do think that with the mutual understanding it won't be an issue but I can't have hope that my fbf won't get tired or says that he's had better or that it doesn't feel like it used to or at all anymore and that will be my concern because I also don't know wtf is important in a relationship at all and expect to be blindsided over a thing that I feel strong shame about. Must be the lack of experience which sums up to 0>>85662715I want to believe you and I'm doing it for attention but I genuinely can't understand why would someone not pick more if they could. You're literally talking to a wall right now, I don't understand fully the concept because I don't have the confidence and want more. I appreciate it in some way and yet still why are you trying to pass it as impractical? Are you speaking from experience? Did you sleep with many men? How? Any tips? Slut
>>85662781Were you able to touch prostate with your tongue? How long is your it?
>>85662787Doesn't it do the opposite
>>85662801I don't think so? I think the anus is just kind of an erogenous zone that feels good to be lathered and lightly fucked with by a wet flexible muscle.
>>85662798I don't have all that much experience either anon, don't worry >I'd assume you'd be a good boyfriend for your boyfriendwhy?>my fbf won't get tired or says that he's had better or that it doesn't feel like it used to or at all anymore and that will be my concernI understand your concerns perfectly, that's why the first thing to do is find a person to be without initiating or basing the relationship on sex. Hard as a gay guy, but not impossible. Your boyfriend should make you feel happy, safe, not judged, and you should feel him that way too, in all your imperfections. I know it sounds too sugary and romantic, but honestly that's the kind of relationship I'd seek. Everything else is just a fuckbuddy
>>85662810Yes but that doesn't stop me
>>85662755I wash my face with cleancing foam, I spray it with some moisturizer. I wanted to list more but I genuinely stopped caring about my face over the years, no use for putting eye patches, clay masks, gold masks, face scrubs, nose patch thingies that suck up the gunk, creams, night creams, eye drops or creams again too if this face is ugly and will never be kissed. Now I have large pores from shaving and a scary forehead. >>85662765Would you ever date a guy with eczema that he developed over Christmas because his skin barrier finally gave in and snapped from stress and irritation and developed eczema on two fingers?
>>85662794>Might help if I wash my clothes more than every couple months, yes monthswe know, I read it, but why do you share this here?>Maybe I'll get body wash when I use all the bar soap I have but I just bought a case of itbuy the shower gel and use the bar soap for something else, like washing your hands or washing clothes? It will dry out your skin otherwise
>>85662831I share all my fuck ups, I get a sort of pleasure out of knowing people are probably laughing at me. I used to do this back in school, laugh when people were making fun of me. My skin is already shit and very dry naturally so why use anything else?
>>85662823that big boy deserves a better bf
>>85662841Yellow bottoms are the most oppressed race
>>85662840hot, but a little sad too. You are a masochist, out of past trauma probably, so does that mean you feel nothing when someone is kind to you? I'm not laughing personally>skin is already shit and very dry naturally so why use anything elseit will make it feel less itchy
Would you be ok if your bf had light version of a pigeon chest
>>85662845it wasn't about his race, I like yellow guys, it's his nonchalant expression. I'd get as red as a tomato everytime my big boy kissed me, it seems like he gives him for granted, key word "seems"
>>85662854like what trauma? mom wanting me to get off my ass and do something instead of playing video games? Yes she yelled a bit but she wasn't abusive. I was bullied at school and made fun of a lot but at the same time I was also weird and brought a lot of it onto myself. I don't think I had it that much worse than other people. There was one physically deformed kid that got it way worse than me.
>>85662872>>85662845nvm, they aren't a couple and the jap guy was having a rough time
>>85662819I know, that would have been my plan going into the future anyway, I plan to meet someone that would have to be fine with me not being intimate, approachable or warm even because I have other, not penis related, quirks that doesn't make me a great partner or at least one that is comfortable with emotional intimacy either. I don't want to open up quickly nor open my pants quickly either. Probably will take few months, I'm really not used to being close to someone, I don't go into details. And only then maybe when I explicitly warn that how I feel about my hangup few times then I may proceed with the act>why?Idk you've been familiar with the sex so I assume you were also in a relationship at least once and you don't give the impression of a jerk and have sweet decency about you, I don't think you'd be the worst bf ever. If you think you are I assure you're nice and compassionate but I only know this much and it's my idea of you
>>85662874so basically you want people to punish you with their disdain because you can't discipline yourself, so kindness isn't appreciated or important because you feel you do not deserve it or you feel like it's not genuine
>>85662922I have no self control or discipline. If I want to do something then I'm going to do it, I also have no concept of delayed gratification, like rewarding myself to do a task because I'll just get the reward without doing the task. And I kinda feel like I don't deserve kindness for how I've wasted my life. I had so many chances and I squandered them all. My family weren't exactly well off but they still gave me a lot of opportunities and I couldn't even make proper use of one of them. And nothing I do feels genuine, I feel like my entire life is just one big act or show.
>>85662886>I assure you're nice and compassionatethanks anon :) not to brag but I'm definitely one of the most sympathetic people I know, I know it sounds vain but the truth is that I haven't met many compassionate people in my life, but I don't know a lot of people and I'm not a saint either, I try to be sympathetic but sometimes I can turn it off for my sake. I have my own quirks and cons too >be fine with me not being intimate, approachable or warm even because I have other, not penis related, quirks that doesn't make me a great partner or at least one that is comfortable with emotional intimacy eitherthat is fine as long as you can love your partner and you also accept his quirks and weirdness. Love is a game of compromiseYou say you aren't warm but it doesn't sound like you're all that cold either, I mean you want to find love, but is it just to feel good about it or you want to give a part of your heart to someone too?
>>85662954you really do deserve a hug, and then someone to get you forcefully in line but for your sake. That's all I am going to say. You think you don't, but you do deserve a hug, there's a lot of repressed sadness that doesn't know how to come outSorry but I'm not gonna laugh to anything you wrote
>>85662798TLDR: You have your rectum and your sigmoid colon. Rectum is generally clean and easy to prep. Past your rectum is the sigmoid colon where all your shit is stored, which requires like an hour long ordeal to clean and cannot be done regularly. Your rectum is much stronger and more flexible than your colon, blah blah blah blah. Anyways Anon what is important is what you said "if they could". There's a lot of things we would want if "we could", but that isn't reality, and therefore we shouldn't really get hung up on them. Like what if could take huge cock without prep or risk of perforation, but fundamentally that isn't reality or practical and I'm not gonna treat huge cock like that. Anyways this is my last response.
>>85662977NTA but wise words, we don't talk about these things enough
>>85662829I my fingers were horribly dry for a while and it went away after I used OKeeffe's Working Hands for a week, that's some good shit for dry hands.
>>85662976Thank you for that, I'll even resist the urge to dump all my mistakes out here. I do have some funny/socially inept ones from back when I was in HS though.
>>85663016you do not have to share all your fuck ups with strangers. You can share something amusing about yourself too
>>85663021See those are one and the same. I don't really have any funny stories that don't involve me comically fucking things up and making thing 10x worse on myself.
>>85663030maybe that's just the way you see it, story. Share something interesting about history next thread, maybe something gay about history, and see if that gets anons talking
>>85663039See I don't really know too much in depth about any period in history. The only things I know are reddit tier pop history that are probably wrong if you go into greater detail. I've forgotten almost all of what I learned in college and I skipped so many classes what I did learn was fragmented at best. I was used to being the only person in the class who even gave a shit about history back in HS so I coasted by on the surface level stuff I did know and also didn't do a lot of the readings to get the in depth stuff because I was too lazy/adhd.
>>85662977Ok, thank you, sorry for taking your time. I won't ask questions about second hole then. I had a few.>>85662958I understand where you're coming from and it's nice to see anons that take some discussions serious with a human approach and I won't actually say that because we have a lot of gay boys that want to talk and be honest and be more tolerable to each other most of the time, I don't want to sound like it's a rare sightI want to find love one day even when I try to distance myself from it. I'm a very moody person, of unstable disposition, I think I'm actually on an upward curve right as this very moment because when I feel low, I feel really low or angry, and I was being worrisome and pissed off and hurt when I barged in with my concerns but I feel easy now. I'm in love with the idea of being in love. I have a lot more mental hardships that those but if there's gonna be someone for me, that will like me back, who I can trust, if I stop looking for disappointment in me and from him, if he can find good in me that I won't be able to find for long time, if being together would make me happy often and we'd be able to understand each other and he's ok with me taking long time getting comfortable in a relationship, then this is love. Maybe I love romance and consume a lot of media. I really don't want you to take it upon yourself to know all my ideas about relationship, I'll just say that for someone like me there's no way but to give back. I want to be good, I want to feel like a good person and good people to nice things for each other and I want it not because I feel obliged I want to do all stereotypical things two guys would do
>>85661581theres no way to stop it completely. your best bet is just to minimize it as much as possible by living a secluded life, away from anything that could possibly remind you of the problem.
just had homoerotic dream in which a ripped guy was cosplaying Hitler.I guess there's a first time for everything.
>>85663224there is a cute little gay comic about that but I can't find it
really fighting those hypersexual urges right nowthis is one of the reasons why I need a bf
>anime tranny picturesure
Boyfriend, whoever you may be, I love you! Please come a vision to me this might while I sleep! I need to know you.
>>85663480You fool, bfs don't come to you in dreams like that... only the restless ancestor ghosts...
>>85663543maybe one of them can be my bf. I'd be okay with distant ancestor incest...
>>85663543>doesn't perform the proper rites to placate his ancestors
This is everyone ITThttps://youtu.be/rbxxiVdypZ8?si=3mmLxVxkjcJIqvCK
I should have gone to bed a long time ago but instead I was busy gaming even my cat tried to get me to stop but I wouldn't listen to her :(
Todays been the worst day in a long time. I don't think theres any hope for me. It is what it is. I'd like to kill myself, but i worry about the bullet punching through my ceiling and into the apartment above me. I don't want to hurt anyone.
>>85663872if I was your cat, I'd rape you to sleep
>>85663872For some reason my brain thought Story was reminiscing on how his mother died upon first reading this post Being able to remember 80% of everything I've ever seen is kinda horrible
is it normal to feel your tummy hurt but sort of pleasantly and not feeling like eating anything when you're horny since 3 days?
it's like a ghost guy fucked me with a monstrous penis, i feel that kind of tummy pain bottoms feel when they take big cocks, and I'm a virgin and I wasn't thinking about huge penises either
i haven't masturbated in a week, its an attempt to stop watching porn but I'm feeling really horny.
>he masturbates with pornI use my imagination mostly, and pics
>>85664526i'm gonna try and do imagination. Porn probably dulls your creativity for creating sexual scenarios
>>85664530porn is fine sometimes but it gets repetitive and corny. I am very kinky tho, so that's why I prefer to use imagination, I fap to things that couldn't be possible
>>85664540explain your kinks to me.....
>>85664570uh...no. You probably won't like them anyways, as I said it's not something that can occur in reality
>>85664591listen babe its 2026, it's ok to be into MPREG
>>85664640>MPREGway off track lmao
>>85664662fucking a fat 5'5 troll on a mountain?
>>85664685neither, and that's a very specific height
>>85662840I always said that you were into humiliation and now you confirm it explicitly. Good, I'm always right.
Would you be ok if your bf had light version of a pee on chest
humiliation fetish bf sounds very hot
>>85663395So you can cheat on him with other guys we he's not available?
>>85664918to humiliate or be humiliated by?
>>85664540Just say you're a monster fucker, robot fucker or something gross like that. I wonder what has to go wrong with the human mind to become like that. It's worse than even most disgusting fetishes you can do with another guy.
>>85664925humiliate (gently)
>>85665054what would you do to him (gently)?
Your values would have to be completely inverted to think that virginity is anything other than a positive trait
>>85665199uhmm girl?? Is that a way to cope with not getting any dick? Thehehe
>>85665064honestly I don't know, it just sounds hot but maybe I won't be very good at humiliating him unprovoked. I'm not mean spirited as others, maybe an insecure boy with a ego stroking fetish would be better
>>85664920excuse me for wanting to have that one special guy who'll tolerate me randomly wanting to fuck for two hours. I didn't hookup with a stranger last night so your argument is invalid.
>tfw no bf who would ask me to spit on him
spit on the pp
idk i know i'm gay but i scrolled through this morning and saw many men fucking and being naked and felt no sexual attration to it, maybe because i'll never be as good looking and fit and hung like them maybe not, not sure if i even want a bf either
>>85665524This is literally me desu except I'm too embarrassed to ask
yay for a motivation day, I've already went to the store and cooked breakfast. I know that's not a lot but it is for a fat neet who normally does nothing in the morning besides sit here on my ass playing video games and jerking off.
story's musky fat big neet gooner balls and dick...
>>85666345my pp is not all that big though and they are musky because I was lazy and didn't shower like I should have. Tonight though, probably.
I'm in hell, looking up at heaven. my entire life, i have been cucked in some form or another. horrible childhood, horrible mental illness, my own body betraying me, my mind collapsing into a blackened mass, a lack of love from even my own family. im done. i refuse to do this anymore. the minute my rent expires, im going to kill myself in a spectacular fashion. maybe turn my stove on and let the apartment fill full of gas before i light a lighter. or maybe just kill myself in the middle of the complex with my pistol. i dont know. i have a few days.
>>85666388>horrible childhood, horrible mental illness, my own body betraying me, my mind collapsing into a blackened mass, a lack of love from even my own familyOmg me too bestie! I love gay guys like that! I won't tell you that we need to get to know each other right away, I'll just say that I'm putting away my suicide for now, I have a new hobby and potentially a new direction and so should you. But I'll meet you halfway if I fail. And then we'll hang out in some kind of a purgatory and I'll finally get to see a cutie. Ok actually don't kill yourself, there must be something that you can do that will make you feel ok. I'm truly like just like you and even worse but I know that you have to stop thinking about it sometimes and it is hard to do. Sometimes just your brain is turning away on you by methods of induction because it has a job to analyze things and you think you're a monster (maybe a cute one) because you think that all you problems in life are because of you and it may not be the correct take, maybe you had no fault in them and they happened organically. Don't worry too much anon, you're probably not that bad. And my bar is in hell so you may not believe it if you want, but I still think you're better than your impression of yourself. Actually you're fucking wrong for thinking you're bad and should be left off to die, it's only your opinion and if you want to know objectively you need a consortium of cute gay boys like you to come up with an objective answer.
>>85666503tldr. i will assume that its some halfhearted encouragement. im leaning towards the gas-filled-apartment-explosion method.
>>85666515if I had a mean streak I'd truly encourage you right now but no not all, I hope you're feeling better eventually
>>85666388you made it a long way. i wish you'd stay with us, but you should be proud anyway.
>>85666573i dont know you. i dont *want* to know you either. >>85666568i dont need encouragement. im waiting on a delivery drive to deliver a pack of duct tape to seal the seams of my windows shut and the tiny gaps between the doorframe and my front door.
What kind of build would you want your bf to have, just curious
>>85666588https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QWnCDYeYH0
>>85666588You don't really a choice and idc that you don't want to know me, I don't want to know you either and you don't play any part in my life either way but I have to know you now... There's something about you. And yes you stupid bitch now you're making it personal and I have no choice but to know your personally
>>85666610chaotic good cosmic sleeper buildwis and con maxing for the mental and physical resiliency necessary to weather environmental conditions whilst hibernating, dex as dump stat because >movingcapped out skills in cuddling and astral projection (his astral body is also napping)has achieved immortality such that homeostasis has become completely automated and all things are now optionalnot even consciously aware we're bfs because he's so far abstracted from reality
i need a boyfren so i can watch him play vidyagames
tfw no keyholder bf
And I just broke another tooth. Which means dentist tomorrow before I lose the medicaid. Will this finally get me to actually brush my teeth? Almost certainly not.
>>85666388I did an urbex inside of an old hotel that looked similar to this picture, with the double staircases meeting like that in the lobby. I broke in twice because the hotel was being demoed and I was hoping to explore the basement movie theater but couldn't reach it, so frustrating. I hate that they've torn down so many old beautiful decrepit hotels before I could explore them.
>>85666713This but boardgames with him.
Boyfriend who likes going into abandoned buildings with me and doing dangerous shit like that.
>>85668091I feel like if I had a boyfriend I'd instantly get dumped if he was a normie because I'm very autistic and childish in my hobbies
>>85668127>very autistic and childish in my hobbieswell, elaborate
>>85668127thats based though, hobbies being childish is somewhat better as it is easier to get into youd think.
>>85668133I collect toys and would play board games with my future husband every night
>>85668189God that is literally dream material hobbies though. Unless your a scalper though.
>>85668203I just collect what I like and play with them sometimes... If I get bored of something I just sell it for market price
>>85668216Yeah thats valid then. Do you have a prefrence on boardgames like card based, luck or strategy long or short you know?
Dad's dementia is rapidly progressing, as I suspected. He's surly and throwing a fit just about all day every day now. Other family members are beginning to become noticeably stressed by his behavior. They're still refusing to recognize it as a problem however. He's only going to become more difficult as the disease progresses. The time to address this was while he was still relatively lucid. But nobody ever listens. :( I'm back praying for god to kill him but god don't listen neither.
>>85668762Sorry bro that's rough. I pray something takes him soon, for his and your's sake.
>scrolls through dozens of images that would get me banned trying to find image to useahah what's happening forum
I will not go buy a bottle of wine tonight.
>>85669348Just anons praying for someone to die, nothing special. What type of pics do you have holy shit
>>85669382My grandfather had alzheimer's, its a horrible thing and dementia is much the same way. In this case I would support death with dignity rather than persisting.
I know everyone's going to suffer when I get dementia, but I can't help looking forward to how fun it'll be for me.
Holy crap just how dehydrated was I today considering since getting back home I have drank a total of 2 liters of water and my pee still is not exactly light
>>85669921most people are dehydrated to some degree and space out that water intake. Your body can only absorb so much at one time and anything extra just gets flushed out as pee.
>>85668254Strategy, long. Never played many card board games though.Sorry for the late reply, was getting groceries and took a nap
I haven't played a board game since I was a little kid. I find it odd that people really do play them as adults. Imagine having friends or a family that actually would spend the time to do it.
steamed corn :3
rim jobs :3
>>85670194>>85670204hmm, yes. true, very true.
so fucking lonely feel like my lifes locked in and i'm just warehousing myself til death, i'm too fucked up I don't want to bring anyone down with me though it'd be nice to have some company.
>>85670215>just warehousing myself til deathsameee
need chess BF. rainy coffee day, sitting across from each other, me cross-legged on a cushion leaning back on my hands, him hunched over the board looking intense. i extend out a foot to poke him and he grabs it, looks up at me with a smirk and jumps over the board, pieces flying everywhere, pinning me down. my legs wrap around him instinctively and he kisses me, and then we have sexual intercourse.
>>85670332No, we finish the game first. I'd be too engrossed in the game to do anything before it was over.
chess is dumb, just get a computer to do it
>>85670332same but i'm too fucking old and chopped
guys give better blowjobs its not even closegirls suck on it with like no enthusiasm not enough friction takes forever
need a fbf to bj my pp
can I get a power bottom bf as a subby top
if only I could wake up with this in my bed tomorrow
>>85671544and then he goes to shower after we had segsFuck why can man be so fucking perfect yet out of reach?
I woke up with this in my bed today (it was me)
I will never have a fellow youthful, twinkish looking bf in his late 20s or early 30s who is a virgin
>I will never be a good looking fag in his early 20s with a cute bf and disposable income All those furry twinks posted at the start of the thread fucked me up. If only this home had a gun, damnit man
I want a dildo but I don't want my family to find out im slightly homosexual what do I do
hey guys it's me, i'm back. hope that's okay with everyone
>>85671802>a virgindoes it count if he got raped
>>85655087I'm lowering my standards officially if a bit looks like that and has a cock like that I could tolerate him wearing a dumb mask
My bed smells like boy
I'm so tired of faggots saying their life is like real life GTA. Nigga you're not robbing banks and going to get the groceries is not a mission.I guess I'm sonic irl because I love running wow
I didn't think I'd like minecrap [spoilers] dungeons [/spoilers] so much I'm excited [spoilers] to play the sequel now [/spoiler]
My boy smells like bed
>>85671312I'm a power bottom looking for a subby top, so your chances don't seem terrible.
guys think I'm tough because of my looks and character, but I'm actually like a lost needy puppymotivation for almost everything I do is tied to my partnerwhen I had one I woke up at 3 am to exercise, practice vocals, read, do math, etc. I did everything to be perfect for him but now I'm single I don't want to lift a finger
Didn't go to the dentist and I went and got a big bag of Halloween candy to gorge my fat neet ass on. At least I wait until almost October this year.
>>85673795You sound like the ideal bf desu
>>85673903yes, idolize me
>>85673878Who could've seen that coming. Much unpredictable storyline.
If I was born a decade later and in a different environment I probably would have ended up as the obnoxious troon puppygirl class of autist rather than the depressed misanthropic chud class of autist I wonder if I'd be happier, I'm killing myself in my mid 30s either way
I probably would be considered to have 8th grader syndrome despite being an actual adult now i look at how i act. Spices life up though so who cares.
>>85673790Gundam dudes are so fucking hot. I want to get railed by Char, Amuro, and Garma
Got a sweet Miku shirt + hoodie combo at the mall the other day chatAnd why does 4chanX not work anymore this site is so ass now
>>85673790Hello can we get married and cuddle
