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I am aware that my standards for a husband are really high lol

>be from 4chan
>be hot
>be from a specific country I have an autistic intrest in
>have a specific eye color
>the basics like him loving me and being honest and not cheating and being kind and not misogynistic obviously lolz
>be thin
>prefer me with no makeup
>don't have family history of balding
>prefer me with no shaving lolz
>be smart
>don't have diagnosed tismo or schizophrenia
>hot voice
>be witty
>don't be cringe
Before you say about me, i am trying to improve myself in stuff and I am ok with him leaving me if I don't improve lol
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>>85660853
Eat shit Roz
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post your @ already bitch I'm bored.
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>>85660853
>my standards for a husband
are you like gay or something?
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>>85660853
>another roz spam thread
yawn.
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>>85660862
I don't know who you is derp
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>>85660862
i think it was cannotpickanametochoose
something like that. probs in the archive
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>>85660868
I am a le woman
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>>85660870
So what? What's wrong with you?
>>85660871
Thanks lol
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>>85660890
why would I do that, I'm just bored, I don't care of she's a Chad only turbowhore, that's normal
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>>85660895
then make it a double suicide.
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>>85660910
Why not make it a triple?
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>>85660914
fuck it, count me in.
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I love being alive yay :D
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>>85660931
But you just made the poor guy wishing for your death kill himself, how could you?
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>>85660876
okay, but why are avatarfagging as a comfy feelsjak?
getting mixed signals here
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>>85660931
could've fooled me, with all this whiny whore thread spam.
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>>85660941
Because I am also a 4chan poster
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I wonder how do I be patient lel
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I like cuddling
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>>85660853
>>prefer me with no shaving lolz
nasty
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>>85660853
Sit down, shut up, and stop whining. Anyone can improve their attractiveness but just being the kind of person who doesn't bitch and moan online.
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>>85661264
Yesssirrrr ye
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>>85661279
That doesn't make sense you are not making sense what are you saying right now
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>>85660853
>be from 4chan
If you get rid of this standard it'll go up. You're really fucking dumb if you think you're finding a man like that with a whole list on 4chan
Won't deny that most normie men fit a lot of the check marks you have.

This shit ain't going to happen on 4chan. You sound just as retarded as that one dude who's been spamming looking for a loli gf for years already.
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I wish I knew how to be patient especially today when I am too anxious to do other stuff, I will go google for le tips and post about what I found derp
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what's stopping me from making monitoring your little tags here roz and sabotaging your attempts by making a whorepost on soc with your tag so you get so many hundreds of adds you could never sort through them?
I'm almost doing it, you're so annoying it makes it look worth it.
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>>85661288
My pity for you was just great enough to prompt this reply.
>>85661303
Dude isn't looking for a "loli gf," he's looking for a "lolicon gf" which is stranger and sadder. He's not interested in the girls on Epstein Island, he's interested in getting a Ghislaine Maxwell
for free.
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Hiii so I guess I was reading an traveling without being In a relationship would be a nice way to cope. Also friends which I am trying it is just other people are always hard to trust ughhh
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Manifesting joy and love
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I am too anxious to do my other hobbies right now
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I wish I was cuddling with a husband right now derp
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I am going g to study swedish now
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I am going to post my tag more later
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posted, manifesting swede anons
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wow very interesting and unique thread and not spam from a schizophrenic
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>>85660853
you are just as worthless as any white whore with 3 black children. you're meaningless. just go to a fertility clinic and have the women of no particular religious group impregnate you with special sperm
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>>85663560
I'm not schizophrenic. How old are you anon?
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You could settle for me while you wait for your perfect bf.
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>>85663560
*autistic
Get it RIGHT
>>85663726
Erm not how it le works!
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>>85660853
Stop infecting my board with your drivel.

Nerd
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>>85663778
Nooo this is a drivel nerd friendly boarddd
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>>85663753
>Erm not how it le works!
I know but I just want to nut up in your hairy roastie before I die
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>>85660853
It's going to be hard for you if this country isn't your country. Perhaps move to that country?

Also you have to put in work, dude. It's a two way street. No one but someone desperate, or a simp, is going to be like "omg you look just as pretty without make up" "hairy legs look great on you UwU"
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>>85663810
Erm no I only do that with le r9k chad husband derppp
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>>85663813
>Also you have to put in work, dude. It's a two way street. No one but someone desperate, or a simp, is going to be like "omg you look just as pretty without make up" "hairy legs look great on you UwU"
What does that mean
>>85663813
>Perhaps move
No point if you don't already know someone extra work for nothing since I want someone from r9k so it isn't town exclusive
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>>85663825
Just move to Sweden and download grindr you dumby
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>>85663834
1. Straight
2. Explained why that is stupid
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>>85663825
It means a "chad" or good male is going to look for a good female. He's going to want you to wear make up, shave, probably cook every now and again etc. He'll take you on dates, put in effort, keep a clean house, etc. You give and yo uget from a relationship.

You can't expect him to come back to Hilda the smelly hippy who puts in no effort to make up or grooming.
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>>85663855
I dont care i am not shaving or wearing makeup derp
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This bitch has to be trolling us right....??
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>>85663888
I am deadass maneeee
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>>85663877
Then you're not going to get chad or anything close to it.


I'm going to become 140kg and wash once a month, but my girlfriend should be petite with an hourglass shape and a nice arse. Also she should have big eyes, be interested in history and someone you can have a deep conversation with. We have as much chance as finding our ideal partners. Hang in their sister!
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>>85663923
>>85663923
>Then you're not going to get chad or anything close to it.

How do you know lol

>I'm going to become 140kg and wash once a month, but my girlfriend should be petite with an hourglass shape and a nice arse. Also she should have big eyes, be interested in history and someone you can have a deep conversation with. We have as much chance as finding our ideal partners. Hang in their sister!

Not equivalent
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Roz has added probably 10,000 men over the past 10 years conservatively. Shes posted on soc on this most recent account over 10 times and probably got another 100 adds. Her standards at this point must be 0.0000001% of the male population even though shes an ugly whore with a bombed out vagina.
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>>85660853
>Before you say about me, i am trying to improve myself
well you didn't give any reason why such a guy would want to be with you nor things like what eye color and country
My personal recommendation, go outside and be normal. it's far better for you.
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>>85664550
Not the topic but for starters are you swedish lol, well I said I don't want normies anon
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>>85664639
swedish american so not quite, sorry
'normies' will still get you practice socializing which is necessary for everyone (especially so in relationships), and not everyone who goes outside is a 'normie.' might be worth thinking about. having other hobbies or interests are also good, some sort of life to discuss and be involved in.
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>>85664680
Well ypu don't speak swedish
. I mean I practice with non normies. That doesn't make mathematical or thematic sense. My hobbies are irrelevant to me liking normies or not. You just don't get it anon you are too normie adjacent
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>>85664718
no unfortunately, grew up with a little though and trying to learn. sure, I'm too 'normie,' i just mean a guy (and people in general) are gonna be more interested in being friends or more if you have hobbies to discuss.



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