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Tuesday evening edish
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Is it true that Broadbridge was horseboxed?
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First for mad lads on teh anonymous site
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really hope this next GET is a gape post tbqfh
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Mega melt Tuesday
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cheeky tuesday lads, what are we ordering
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>>85666268
>Tuesday evening
>15:42:24
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>>85666284
Go for a walk, talk to people, get out of your smelly room and off the internet for a bit. And you might stop getting upset x
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>>85666292
No dont do this its over rated, ive been out all day at workington and its evil outside
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>>85666287
Hello Mr Reddit police
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Oh yeah, shit got pushed through muh letterbox.
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Just poured the pilsner
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>>85666296
>Mr Reddit
did you just.. oh ma gawd ladies.
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>>85666268
Wow that literally me
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Mega mong melty mode
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Just thumbed down a video of a goy drinking an IPA
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Medium body with a creamy mouthfeel
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>>85666268
Feel like writing something lads. The creative juices are flowing.
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No woman has ever been happy to see me
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>>85666362
why is she dressed like one of those weird infantilised OF whores?
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>>85666369
Probably because she is one of those weird infantilised OF whores
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>>85666346
Just keep writing. Possibly whilst a little drunk. Keep on writing and do not stop to change anything even if it is absolute fucking shite.

Then go back tomorrow and edit sober.
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>>85666369
>>85666384
I think it might be his daughter tbqh. Either that or a daddy dom little girl relationship.
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Anyone here ever met a woman well into Ddlg? I feel like some of them have massive issues tbqh.
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>>85666411
Ideal women for britfeelers that is lad. Someone they can control and blame for everything
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Another payday another 150 quid into vanguard, 150 into S&S ISA and 150 into physical gold/silver.
It's not a fortune but it's alright for me. How's your financial planning going lads?
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what miyazaki ghibli movie should i watch with my 80 year old grandma

we saw kikis on her birthday in theatres, i have em all

and no, not that one
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I'm a gold star good boy. Mummy is very happy with me.
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>>85666362
Reckon that's his daughter desu
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>>85666411
You think some of them have massive issues? some of them?
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>>85666532
His daughter is an infantilised OF whore. Grim.
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>>85666565
As grim as never having children of your own or having sex for that matter?
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>>85666569
What makes you think that, lad? How would you react if I told you I'm married with two kids?
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>>85666411
Sort of, she liked her hair being brushed and plaited
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>>85666589
fascinating bit of LARP you've conjured up there lad
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>>85666595
But again, what makes you think I'm larping beyond an incredulous attitude produced by your own failings making you think that nobody can achieve a normal life?
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Mummy gave me ALL of these gold stars. I'm something of a good boy when it comes to household duties.
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>>85666600
why would anyone who has achieved a "normal" life ever find themselves in these threads lad
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My parents didn't do enough for me
All my teachers were shit I already knew everything
University is a scam
I'm too high IQ and high value to work a minimum wage
I'm not scared to talk to women, women are the problem
I can't make friends, it's someone else's fault why I can't
I don't need to change, it's the worlds fault I'm like this
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Welper is King x
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BAAED BURNHAM TARGETING PENSIONERS
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>>85666666
Mong melt
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>My parents didn't do enough for me
>All my teachers were shit l already knew everything
>University is a scam
>I'm too high IQ and high value to work a minimum wage
>I'm not scared to talk to women, women are the problem
>I can't make friends, it's someone else's fault why I can't
>I don't need to change, it's the worlds fault I'm like this
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ket cap'd 'n zoop'd thine snoot.

let's do this lads. we all got feels. we all got projects. we got writers (>>85666346). let's get something done.
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Still can't work out why they did it
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>>85666699
Literally all of these things are true for me without a shred of irony.
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For me? OCB
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parents really didnt do shit thoughever...... their plan A and plan B and plan C was fuckin public school. they didnt bother investing in anything. they deserve a neet son. YOU DIDNT PAY FOR HOBBY CLASSES EXPECT NOTHING
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>>85666490
Howl's Moving Castle and all that
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Textiles with Mr Varley
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>>85665672
Its still is standard on the website. you used them before any good?
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>>85666712
you want us to entertain you while you're escaping reality on drugs. neck and do us a favour
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https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/10618931.the-scales-of-justice/

I just can't work out why Shippy tortured that poor kitten Bobbin. It just doesn't make sense to me. He was regularly posting his big tattie waffle and chicago town pizza hauls but couldn't afford a dash of flea treatment for that wee little kitty cat?
Tell me how it makes sense. Surely you'd not want fleas in your house and Bobbin was so infested he needed putting down so why didn't he just treat the poor cat?
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which Miyazaki film is
>that one
?
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Super hungry de lids. Mumberg ordering greek tonight so at least it's worth the wait. Souvlaki in my tumberg oh ye.
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Might have farted, me

X
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>>85666781
screaming de lido how do i hold all these keks
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Seen the diesel over 2 bong a litre at the tescos
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Is it true that mackems don't eat seafood?
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This could have been /are/ Mark

>Colin Christopher Hegarty, 58, told the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) that he was a single man between February 19, 2020 and September 18, 2025. During that five-year period, he received 70,967.89 pounds in benefits. But an investigation revealed that Mr Hegarty was lying and was, in fact, living with a companion. His lie was only revealed after investigators found a picture showing Hegarty proposing to his partner posted on Facebook, with their friends congratulating them.
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>>85666802
I unironically think greek is the best cuisine in the world
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>>85666843
The state of your life. You're an online curtain twitcher. Are you female or a faggot?
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>>85666868
I have black a pussy for white boys only
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He's received millions on benefits and YOU paid for it.
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done a prep stock check. anything im missing lads?

>3 torches
>2 lanterns
>2 head torches
>2 usb string lights
>5 various sized power banks
>1 usb solar panel
>spare batteries and usb battery charger
>500+ tealights
>a lot of other bigger candles
>lighters, matches, lighter fuel and fire starter
>16 gas cans
>2 camping gas burners
>6l methylated spirit
>spirit burner

also got a 200w solar panel and a 2kw battery/inverter on the way
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sean's moving gape
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>>85666890
I don't have anything, forgot about being a prepper a few years back. Got sod all now.
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>>85666888
What's the alternative? To let him starve to death on the streets? We live in a civilised society not some 3rd world shithole
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>>85666924
He can work. There are numerous jobs he could do, he could even work from home so he can't complain about his fishy shitty scent.
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>>85666937
Do you honestly think anybody would employ him?
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>>85666955
Then he should be sanctioned and sanctioned again until he's forced to get his act together. State has let him get away with everything.
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>A young Yorkshire woman who threatened a paramedic and firefighter with a broken bottle has been locked up.
> Simms pleaded guilty to two counts of threatening a person with an offensive weapon (the broken bottle), criminal damage to a police cell, and breaching a community protection notice.

If only she got a good shag. Probably wouldn't have ended this way for her. Being a fat young woman is brutal for confidence. You could have saved her lads.

https://metro.co.uk/2026/09/28/woman-smirks-mugshot-threatening-999-workers-a-broken-bottle-29660539/
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>Moments before the Bumsesh at Batty Bharati Bungalow x
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>>85666967
>to get his act together
What does that even mean?
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cant be fucked lads just let me be a NEET again please man i dont want to work anymore x
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>>85666984
Do they put every court case in the news or just the interesting ones
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might just go thailand and fuck a ladyboy me xx
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>>85666985
Why are they so cuddly?
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>criminal damage to a police cell
What can you even damage in a cell
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Penises.
Penis.
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>>85667009
Practitioners of the Bumsesh de lad.
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>>85667013
>What can you even damage in a cell
The cell
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>>85667002
Whatever they feel like. You can go to court and some local news mong will be outside with their phone trying to take your photo. If you mention you are on bennies in the court they local news always makes sure to mention you are a dosser too. Even if you are not guilty, you can still be on the news. Even being charged is enough to mention your name and the road you live on the news too.
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>>85667024
Wonder whats the story behind this video
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>>85667013
She probably pissed and smeared shit all over it. That counts as criminal damage. Nasty fat cow. Must have been vile cleaning up.
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>>85667024
They love a vindapoo sesh in India. It lush.
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When I was arrested the tyrants took my photo so if I go missing they will use it on the local news. People will think I'm a criminal.
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>>85667039
it's dvdlad with his grandpa, that's how he shows his love xx
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When I was in police custody the tyrants kept trying to make eat and drink. Told them I don't trust you pigs tampering with my food and sent them on their way. Never had a drop of water or food in custody.
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I told them "no pussy no work" when they asked me what my employment status was when in the police interview room. What fucking kind of question is that? Dickheads. Of course the foid cunt wrote something down as soon as I said that. Probably got me down as an incel now.
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>>85667083
Why didn't you just claim her pussy there and then? You're a man, aren't you? You deserve it. x
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Windows lads should download an iso and put it on a usb flash drive, then install a reputable GNU/Linux operating system. You don't need that untrustworthy corporate AI operating system. It's not that hard.
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>>85667085
The foid wanted me to lash out I think because she knew there was nothing really to go on other than hoping I put in a guilty plea to make her look like she's done a good job. I had to keep my composure.
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So far, how has this year been on britfeel compared to the other years you've been posting here?
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i need a proper computing system none of that linus rubbish thanks mate x
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>>85667102
top 3 britfeel topics for 2026
- gay sex
- immigrants
- auditing
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>>85667104
Mine is far more functional than Windows will ever be. It is the way I want it. I only wish for GNU/Linux on a comfy tablet so I don't have to get out of bed any more.
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i live in a skip.
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>>85667072
What food and drink did they have lad? I've found different police stations have varying quality of food available. Some police stations they've only got nasty orange squash and slop microwave meals, other police stations have got a choice of pot noodle flavours, bare choice of biscuits, squash, tea, coffee, all sorts
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me? not going to be playing goy theft auto 6, simple as.
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My noticing sense just tingled.
>order justjeet
>see order be picked up
>see it drive away from my direction
>see it make 2 stops before heading to me
>when it gets here see a female in the passenger seat
>guy delivering the food has 2 phones in his hand
I have deduced they are running 2 accounts to get double the money.
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only play osrs because im not gay and immature i dont play video games
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>>85667172
Thats a report right there. All routes are tracked. If Im not allowed to work then neither are they
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Didn't know that my windows had a vent lock system thingy doohickey.
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SSM deserves everything
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>>85667205
On windows 11? So you don't rant online or something?
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>>85667211
Sexy Single Men? Gay
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*informs the apus that seasideMARK has died*
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>>85667221
I wish m8
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>>85667216
It's when you open your window a couple of inches and then lock it into a secondary bolt so air gets in but intruders don't. Pretty cool, especially when the wind is really strong.
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>>85667231
I know anon, those little arm things where you can set it so the wind doesn't blow it closed. Or just the normal window thing where it leaves it open ~1cm?
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>>85667189
Probably straight off the fuckin boat n all.
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fireworks, is it
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>>85667265
Just the normal one it's not like a little arm. Sorry, lad, I'm a bit dense, I only just figured this out.
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>>85667317
It's ok anon, it wasn't an obvious joke.
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>>85667340
This isn't a joke. It's a nifty little trick I just figured out. Let's leave it at that. x
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Still can't work out why they did it lads
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>>85667358
Bunch of wronguns they are.
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I've been going through my old DVD box sets and checking the discs. Glad to report that my My Name is Earl DVDs are in tippity top condition.
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Crazy just how huge the scale of death is in the Ukraine war. Estimates vary a lot, but even conservative estimates put the death toll at anywhere between 1.2-2.1 million people.

Just fucking churning through bodies. About a thousand people a day for the entire 1678 days that it's been going on.
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Just got off the phone with Sandra. Sean tried to commit suicide. I hope you're all proud of each other.
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>>85667397
in poor taste that
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>>85667395
And mongs in comfy Britain are complaining about no gf and free money
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>>85667395
Almost like it's pointless, eh?
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Sean could probably hang himself with his own neck.
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>>85667395
and jacob rees mogg and the rest of them want us to die next, it's gonna be fucking lush xx
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>>85667395
It's quite mad innit? And at this stage it's like 85% drone casualties. Modern warfare is drone warfare, nothing more, nothing less, yet our armed forces genuinely have near zero drone capability LMAO. Not to mention the fact that we have pitiful numbers of troops, low numbers of aged out equipment, no ammo, no logistics and non-functional nuclear weapons. What a fucking joke. We actually do not have a military in any meaningful sense of the word.
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>>85667441
He gets it snagged on things all the time. It's why he has that spacker cord - so the nigerian care workers can unwrap him from things like coat hooks.
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If i get conscripted im gonna go mental
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>>85667451
Feels like metal gear solid
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>>85667472
>If i get conscripted im gonna go mental
you won't
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Waterloo Bridge will face closure in three years if urgent repairs are not completed. Quite odd considering that the foundation that funds and maintains the bridge in the square mile was so well-run and flush with cash in 1995 that it was able to expand its remit. Not to fund and maintain other bridges in London, but to give away to "charities". A little over 900 million pounds since 1995, and now it's broke and the bridges it's supposed to maintain are crumbling to the point of closure right in the heart of the capital.

It is truly astonishing the degree to which leftists are able to infiltrate otherwise apolitical organisations with apolitical goals, subvert them and divert huge sums of money to their leftist allies. Leftism is just parasitism.
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>>85667472
But you'll be fighting for the Seaside, so Mark can put his feet up and enjoy a nice pint of Hattie Brown and a fresh pie from Curtis butchers eaten al desko and that'll be LUSH whilst you eat tikka MRE and get drone striked.
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the apus are concerned about the man city situation, guttural cries of "the integrity of the game de lads" fill the air
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>>85667395
it sad
no end in sight either
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>>85667395
The videos of SBU spooks carrying men by the limbs and throwing them into vans to ship them to the front are pretty fucking rough. They're crying and begging not to be taken. Hundreds a day every day for years.
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it hurts at night
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Gonna be replaying Dark Souls aren't I x
Can't wait to PVP in the forest x
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>>85666843
70 grand in 5 years fuckin ell that's a lot
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>>85667543
THAT'S A NICE CAT
A NICE KITTONGTINSHIRE
A GREAT CATBERG
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if i get feelings gotta hide it x
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>>85667555
PVP is literally the worst part of the game tbqh. For me, anyway. I also go full tank on Dark Souls which is strange as I never do it in the other games.
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>crunchyroll advertising board at the football

worlds gone mad
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>>85666781
Hes a sociopath who lacks empathy. Many such cases!
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Kitten with a belly full of soup. So CUTE!
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*sprays a lovely load of cum all over the lads in this thread*

Hahaha you're all gay now
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aye, that was canny.
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willy coyote is all well and good but for me its foghorn leghorn
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>>85667501
I know de lid. They don't get why someone would cheat like that. I have three of mine screeching at all hours 'it not rite de lid!' 'Down to the Wampionship de lid!'. Struggling to get a moment's peace since the news broke.
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THE GARVAGHY ROAD SAYS NO!
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Be you, watching Czechs vs Ingerlund.
Be me, watching CzechHarem.

I know who's got the better deal here.
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Be you, sitting in your boxroom.
Be me, shagging your mum.

I know who's got the better deal here.
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>>85666362
Make sure to film it and then overact for the camera. Very sincere
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Be you, not copying & pasting this gimmick.
Be me, copying & pasting this gimmick.

I know who's got the better deal here.
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Ket ket, Ket ketamine.
Ket ket, Ket ketamine.

Ket ket Kets' ketamine
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Looks like absolute kino, this. Available on Netflix as well.
https://youtu.be/y_zTqTW-npg
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>>85666843
> found a picture showing Hegarty proposing to his partner posted on Faceboob
That doesn't mean they were living together. Need to see more evidence
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>>85666802
Georgian for me my leeed
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>>85667878
>oh that's cool, reviving some lost 1970s Indian sino--
>2001
fucking WHAT
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>>85667963
I'm always surprised by how Bollywood shoehorns musical numbers and dances into everything. Non-Bollywood Indian films are much more interesting. Still, you have to admire the spectacle of Bollywood films.
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Corrrr...... 2 (two) Cumberland sausages for me. Good times lads.
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>>85667986
Corrrr... some proper sausage. Wouldn't mind stuffing that up me arse!
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>>85667993
No, it's going in the mouth. Mind your manners please.
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>>85667083
>I told them "no pussy no work"
pushed the larp too far there mate
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Just pissed for 74 seconds
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>>85668070
Do you get a bit of pain after weeing with white cloudy pee at the end? I do.
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>>85666785
Grave of the fireflies id imagine
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Reckon becky has sex? What about poundlass? They are both 25.
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>lad disappeared after this video

interesting.....some say he was the unidentified body pulled from the burnt out little tykes car
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>not arietty
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>>85668134
Still in tears after this one. He found out they were throwing Bebeto tangy sweets into the Tangfastic Masala. One of their locations was burned down in Feel Street. Been sirens and SPACCA Riot Lids all up and down tonight.
Dread to think who would hurt that lid. He was one of the sweetest frens you could ever wish for.
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not getting any likes on dating apps. you reckon its cause i put im 5ft6 lads?
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I can only imagine a white girl finds this cringe.
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I like to think the Apus are warm, if stupid - but they're always looking out for themselves above all things. A frog may like you but it's hard for them to ever know things like dedication, loyalty or honour - in the end a lid is only beholden to his appetite - and fried foods are better than a fren in most cases.
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>>85668178
Women don't want to date the following:

>dossers
>wagies on minimum wage/deadend jobs
>ugly men
>fat men
>skeleton men with no testosterone
>disabled men
>average men
>men without a car
>men without a place of their own
>men without friends

Don't even bother. There will always be something better than you on online dating apps.
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>>85668205
But I have a job and a car lad and Im not fat lol
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I'm always amazed by how many 18 year old females that can take their hairbrush all the way up their pussies. Very ready for breeding.
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Apparently Indians bobbing their heads as they speak is a real thing and not just a meme and it is picked up when they're children from adults and is scientifically studied.
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>>85668211
>a job

That's the bare minimum lad. You are competing with men in careers, handsome men, men that have great bodies and work out. It was never going to be easy.
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The Indian head wobble is well documented. It is equivalent to the western nod or the asian bow.
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Women would rather be knotted by a dog than have you anywhere near their body. That's how disgusting you are to women. You are lower than a dirty dog. You are a fucking failure.
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>>85668270
Well we can't compete with a swollen, knotted cock, can we? Why do you think they all buy massive dragon dildos?
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Hope this creamy stuff coming out of my penis after weeing isn't diabetes.
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>>85668274
True lad. Must stimulate them better than most men could.
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informs the apus prinicpal belding from saved by de bell has died
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>>85668275
That's sperm lad
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If you are over 35 and don't look like this, I wouldn't even bother going on online dating. You'll just be very disappointed in yourself.
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having a small willy is nothing to be ashamed of its how you use it

we are all humen.
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>>85668297
It's a bit stingy and mildly painful. It comes and goes every few months.
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>>85668306
Look just like that me
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Why would a woman pick YOU? Think about her options. If I were working at Aldi or some warehouse as a man in my thirties, I wouldn't even dare think about dating.
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>>85668315
Sounds like you must have a UTI or bollock cancer or something. Do you masturbate? If not, you could be backed up and it's finding a way out.
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Infuriating.
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>>85668324
Who are these posts for? We all know we are mongs
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>>85668328
I've masturbated quite a lot lately. Could just be too much milk products.
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>>85668315
That's your virginity leaking out it's nothing to worry about, your body will replace it. Have sex and you won't have any more trouble.
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Lads is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?
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Did some low level forest invasions. Brought me right back x
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>>85668386
I'm more of a forest protector
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Whats the point of it all can someone tell me
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Shouldn't have made fun of her hairline lads. Took it too far.
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>>85666362
Corrr imagine the things she will be subjected to later on. The absolute depravity. Willingly. Encouragingly.
Nothing like that for you triggered locked-in genetic waste cunts. Hahaha.
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>>85668400
What a handsome young man. He looks very happy.
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>>85668400
But does she do anal lad
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>>85668398
To get to the day where 1 of my pokemon cards gets delivered on time, of course.
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>>85668400
CAN I HAVE A JAM SANDWICH PLEASE MRS. PATTERSON?
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>>85668398
I'm in it for dinner time
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>>85668329
Might as well be fellating you with that tone. Hilarious that you place any value in it.
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it say P P on her hat lol
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>>85668400
this is what all british women look like
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What's stopping you from doing this?
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>>85668429
What's the best dinner you have had?
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Pokemon. As an adult. Grim.
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I have sucked a man's cock before and immediately got the ick when he came in my mouth. It tasted like fish... or shit... hard to tell, but he made me a bacon buttie afterwards and it put my mind at ease. Can't remember the bloke's name now...
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>>85668440
cant a man have a hobby
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>>85668442
My cum smells like bleach. Can't imagine how awful the taste must be. Anyway, would you like a bacon buttie?
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Sucking a penis to completion. Grim.
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>>85668438
Oof probably honey and mustard belly pork with mash and asparagus
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David Fincher added digital rain VFX in the 4K restoration of Se7en. Bloody revisionist directors. What's next? Han doesn't shoot first?
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>>85668446
Yes. An adult hobby. Not one for children. Pathetic.
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>>85668430
That's what they do now, give wrong suggestions then lick your arse when you point out it's wrong.
>>85668467
Collecting cool stuff is an adult hobby, silly.
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My hobby is ninja cumming on unsuspecting women in public. It lush.
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https://www.movie-censorship.com/report.php?ID=546224
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>>85668416
wops is a biological female with a very hairy wussy.
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>>85668484
And yet you continue to kowtow to the clanker. Pathetic.
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Not clicking that phishing link lad
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It's truly a testament to British excellence how every new thread manages to be absolutely repugnant in a different way.
You can't scroll past it and not feel the way you feel after stepping into shit.
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>>85668504
If I kowtowed to it I would have accepted it's first answer and not challenged it.
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>>85668499
>such feminine
>very girl
doge.jpg
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It's a list of Se7en differences, smooth brain. Are you thick?
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My 4K of Tropic Thunder made everyone in blackface, not just RDJ. Why did Ben Stiller do this?
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>>85668516
You're still using it. Despite its clear hallucinatory tendencies. Embarrassing.
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Imagine having sex lads
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things not rite with the world:
- out of ketamine
- War in Ukraine
- no ket
- >>85668466
- no more ketamine
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Imagine using an LLM. The toolkit for thick cunts.
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>>85668492
Oooo aren't we all
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I wonder why she loves my country so much. Probably thought it was full of opportunity and growth. Immigrants have ruined it, taken the cushy jobs from the white British men. I just hope she leaves one day.
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>>85668542
You're weirdly salty about things, anon.
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>>85668571
You just don't get it. Move on.
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>>85668564
pop knob in fanny
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>>85668576
Oh no, I get it anon. Somebody's having fun, n yer jelly.
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>>85668565
I'd fuck her not you, she can stay you can fuck off
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>>85668555
You had a big bagful earlier. You snorted it all already.
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Hate technology me. Wish i was a medieval baker
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>>85668591
Quite enjoy this image mind if I save it for future shenanigans?
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Turkish women and men should be deported. I don't fucking like them. They are everywhere. They take the jobs. We are the 21st most populated country in the world and we are a tiny island. There are at least 70,000 Turkish people in my country.
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>>85668599
Save it, its all yours lad
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How long until AI does us in?
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>>85668613
Hang on, I'll ask google, then argue with it for 20 min and get to the answer. Brb.
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nee mongbugger taking that
>it's
?
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>>85668625
I forgot to put a ? on the end of my post to you.
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>>85668625
Bet that kitty is writing a love letter.
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>>85668585
As if she'd even want you. She walks around with an iced coffee in her hand looking down at British loser lads like you.
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>>85668625
CORRR LOVELY KITTINGTDHONSOREBERGINGTON
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>>85668650
Wish us neets could purchase iced lattes. Fuck women!>>85668652
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I have free will. Remember that.
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>>85668650
I'm still picking her over you ugly
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I just got banned from Reddit for saying child rape is bad. It was an admin level ban, not by moderator. Yes, I know... my fault for trying to be a plebbitor briefly.

I'm still against rape, I don't care what they say.
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>>85668431
>tfw you will never have her p p all over you
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>>85668666
Mongs down vote me and say go back to 4chan then I delete my account. They don't like hearing the truth when it's about women.
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What if I make a pot of coffee and then add milk and sugar and keep it in the fridge overnight?
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>>85668635
we all make mistakes 'it is within our power to learn from the mistakes we make' - SunSoft Java
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>>85668650
Grim harpy.
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>>85668685
Try a cup first, then you won't ruin a pot full of coffee if it goes wrong.
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Asking for a cold glass of water at The Swan.
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I just got banned from Reddit for saying child rape is bad. It was an admin level ban, not by moderator. Yes, I know... my fault for trying to be an plebbitor briefly.

I'm still against rape, I don't care what they say.
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>>85668660
She is fugly without makeup like most women.

>>85668695
Women get to cheat their looks with makeup. It's fucking misleading. They will never accept their natural self like men do.
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>>85668682
I used a 10 year old account I hadn't logged into, made a comment in a UK politics thread along the lines of "if someone comes here illegally and then rapes a child then I don't want to pay for them to live here".

Banned for hate against protected groups. Presumably the protected group is rapists, because I didn't mention race... bizarre, but not unexpected.
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>>85668705
More fuckable than you
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Imagine going to the corrupt rozzers and trying to take me down. How fucking dare you even try that with a mentally ill man like me.
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>>85668698
Not really a high risk venture, I could afford to lose a pot. Surely that's all an ice coffee is though, no?
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>>85668708
You see a lot of [deleted] on reddit. It's just not a place for free speech. There isn't really anywhere these days.
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>>85668705
If you don't like women why don't you find yourself a nice man?
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>>85668709
She fucking Turkish lad. I am not attracted to bints that deceive me.
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>>85668705
Same lad, love cock me
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>>85668730
She looks British to me she passes you can leave
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>>85668685
here is an idea for you to try friend:
leave ground coffee in milk 2-3 days, then sieve it.
(or be all posh with a coffee filter that works too)
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>>85668433
Some British women can be beautiful. We call them roses. They are rare.
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>>85668708
There it is then. You weren't banned for taking the position against child rape, you were banned for mentioning migrants rape children. Reddit is a jew owned shit site.
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How do I tell my big mum she leaves a white substance on the front of the toilet seat? It's disgusting really I have to put up with this. She also used to leave red clumps in the bath plug before menopause too. Vile.
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making roses listen to the lighthouse family
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>>85668794
A man living with his mum?
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>>85668720
Might be more milk and coffee, rather than coffee with milk in?
Give it a try and report back tomorrow.
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Miss them Sandford Lane vibes
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>>85668700
More like asking for a pint of the landlord's daughter's urine.
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Burnham just cancel the triple lock pension and waterd down immigration yet he's still getting good press. im worried he could be another tony blair
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>>85668889
what does waterd down immigration mean
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>>85668922
They're hinting at getting rid of the planned reforms to indefinite leave to remain, which means that the 4 million plus Boriswave will be on a pathway to full citizenship very soon
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Getting a bit heavy in here let's have cheeky freak of the week
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Just spilt all my crispy mnms into the regular mnm drawer ffs
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Mummys Fanny discharge on the toilet seat
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What are the /britfeel/ love languages and attachment styles?
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Yes I think i will, i will indeed
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>>85668977
I call them nemnems.
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>>85668985
We just wank here
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Dog taking sneaky pisses on the bath mat thinking I won't smell it. Cheeky.
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Verily doth I hath completio'd uno grande shidderooningbergshire auf dat toilettenbowlington.
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>>85668999
Well some people can smell it and some people can't.
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Love the smell of asparagus pee me x
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Most years are absolute shite for me but 2026 has been particularly shite and it isn't even over yet
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>>85669058
Can't believe 2015 was 30 years ago
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Does buying cheap cards on ebay and having them be or not delivered on time annoy me? Yes.
Have I bought more cheap cards from ebay that will be sent out 2nd class and therefore put them in the will the be delivered on time category? Yes.
Woohoo, what fun.
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Any absolute losers in? Never mind.
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>>85669074
*Poos on your head" :D
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>>85669073
ever tried gumtree?
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Everyone in this big brother pisses me off
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>>85669091
Just had a look. It's a bit meh, and loads of scalpers on there.
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>>85669073
So is the goal to collect one of every card?
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>>85669134
It was with the pidgey collection, I wanted japanese and english versions, but now I'm happy with getting the card I want in either. I have a few chinese cards as well now. Some of the cards that are promo cards from other brands are funky. I have a cool indian kellogs pokemon card, 1 from indionesia. Plus cost is an issue, what with me being a poorfag.
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>>85669091
Forgot to say thanks for the suggestion, and I'll have a look on there. See if there's anybody selling near me, then could check it in person before handing over any cash.
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Off to beddingtonshirehams me

Only 48 more hours until nutting inside gfberg again innit

X
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>>85669272
Fuck off you German nonce
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>>85669272
Hopefully you will die a very horrible and painfyl death
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might also sleep sharpish.

had another zopiclone, booted up that Outer Wilds but the ket's still got my brain scrambled so i feel like i'm not absorbing the information. summat about loops.
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Bedtime for me also. Nighty night.
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>>85669385
It[s a abbad game.
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>>85668849
Bottle it up to go on my travels back to the south of England with the peasant working class mongs and skanks.
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Is there any way I could have a glass of her beautiful piss
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My greggs rose will be waking up in a few hours to make sausage rolls for the lads.
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>>85669640
Only deano is blessed with her bodily fluids.
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These asmr zoomer bints would rather stick a vinyl on the wall than actually play them. I bet your boxroom isn't this nice.
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When are you moving out lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3NhDW40A_o
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Where can I get a career/tradie gf, move with her and just find myself a wagie job? Nah doesn't work that way. These bints are only able to move out because of men. They literally never have to make any effort in life.
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>>85669762
4500 quid a month for that shit boxroom in London AND you having flatmates, as well as living with your boyfriend. HAHAHA. What mong would do that? She's going to be begging for money and memberships in the next few months.
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>>85669762
>London flat
So she's paying 2 grand a month in rent. Marvellous I'll pack my bags now
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>>85669802
She'll be doing onlyfans if she can't milk her simps on asmr to pay rent.
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8 POUND 50 PENCE for a fucking candle. This middle class bint thinks that's cheap.
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And she's already filling it this tiny boxroom up with books she'll never read again. The bf isn't going to have any fucking space. Well at least they'll have lots more SEX by living together.
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>>85669762
im not looking but why the fuck do so many ASMR whores have an onlyfans on the side, like who the fuck listens to somebody tap on a phone for 20 minutes and go 'oh man i wanna see those tits' Christ almighty
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She doesn't even appreciate the water in the south. It's called HARD WATER. Dumb bint.
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>>85669871
The asmr is just a promotional tool for them. They don't actually care about asmr like the 2011 days.
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>>85669762
Yea the other anons are right, either this girl got a side gig or shes gonna be spreading holes in no time, welcome to the real world LOL
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>>85669894
The ones that do are getting really rare, and im not talking about the boring main channels like Gibi and Goodnight Moon, theyre like the delphine of ASMR, they dont have to do porn, but all the others, no idea how they manage to stick with the ASMR so well, like VisualSounds, Musing Mira, Cozy Hospital, Divinity, glad they arent spreading holes

Cunts like diddly ASMR are the ones that ruin it for everyone, the real actual whores who wanana dabble in other spaces with their bullshit, and the porn aint even good, thats the worst part, fucking boring standard porn.
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>>85669861
Does she colour code her books like a mong?
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>>85669897
The bf is careermaxxing. He will be paying for most of it. If she wasn't giving him sex and being pretty he wouldn't see any point in keeping her around. Life for women is an adventure...they can just tag along and let their boyfriends handle all the boring financial stuff. What's she even going to do with a useless degree in archaeology? This is why women end up doing onlyfans...it's the only easy route when their boyfriends can't manage.
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>>85669799
>boyfriend
What's the point in watching then?
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>>85669923
Women do onlyfans for all sorts of lazy reasons

t. editor for an ex popular trans (ftm) whore for onlyfans, I know too much about the sex worker life and i wish to go back.
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>>85669908
At most on their onlyfans they'll masturbate but cover up their genitals or do it through clothing. Can't see fuck all...and mongs pay for it.
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>>85669933
Its all about supply and demand, thats why i tell people to use fansly, the girls are way more down bad on there and do way more for 20 bucks, the onlyfans whores are the normies that are used to it, the fansly girls are there for the love of the game
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>>85669920
She puts lots of tags in them to mark her favourite smut scenes.

>>85669924
Just to confirm to myself women literally do very little and get a lot out of life.
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She wants to BUILD a PC. She doesn't even fucking know what GNU/Linux is. She doesn't even realise how fucking expensive storage and memory is now because of the AI mongs.
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>>85668205
>men without a car
Only one that doesn't apply to me, which I'm sure is offset by the fact its an 09 shitbox astra (it was free, I'm not complaining)
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>>85669956
>Just to confirm to myself women literally do very little and get a lot out of life.
imagine you could monetize all of your nerdy male hobbies and make a fortune, if only you had a hole between your legs and tits (optional)
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>>85669996
Yes just slap on the makeup, grab a controller, play vidya (badly) and all the simps are amazed by it. They seem to think most men have such a better advantage in life than them too. Feminism and the media really has poisoned their minds.
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>>85668205
This rings true but the women on dating apps are usually cashiers with a dogshit onlyfans on the side, so who really cares? Soon as you faggots stop thinking life is all about pussy you might actually stop being miserable for a while.

And im not saying turn into a fag and start fucking a femboy to cope, just stop overthinking sex so goddamn much, its a tingle in your dick that lasts 30 seconds and youre revolving your whole fucking life around it, come the fuck on

Take it from a very jaded 42 year old, it aint all about the pussy, if you cant get laid, let it go, im 5'6, i cant play basketball, its fine, let it go, do something ELSE
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>>85669908
Used to watch that ethemer rift but his videos got really weird. When he started it was comfy pizza and beer videos, then it was like cthulu stuff
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>>85666268
Finish your Tuesday evening, there are poor people in Africa without existence in time space who don't get Tuesday evenings.
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>>85669996
The truth of this statement always stings and I hate that it does

Being a dude making a, say, warhammer 40k video - 2k views

Being a average looking woman making a warhammer 40k video (everything in video is inaccurate too) - 120k views, literal cash donations, offers of firstborn
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When's she making use of her useless degree? Nah just banking on making money from sad little simp men online. Even uses a picture from 5 years ago to deceive them. A fraud like the rest of the asmrtists once they start getting popular. SAD!
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>>85670021
it's not really about the sex that bothers people. That's a bit of a strawman. People want romantic companionship, life partners, validation, maybe kids etc. I'm just not built to enjoy shit by myself, extroverted and what have you. I've tried like 10 copes in the past few years to do what you said.
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>>85670036
I can understand that, im literally on fansly just to talk to some of these girls, not so much for the porn (though it is a bonus and the girls do damn near whatever if you flash even just a fuckin 20 lol)
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>>85670021
I do want to forget. Maybe I need to get on the antidepressants to proper kill my libido off (I have high libido and wank 3+ times a day...I can't focus on anything else if my libido is high). I can't ever imagine me respecting women though. Men have to do all the hard work in society and what do they do...go to a fucking nail bar and make their hands useless for most jobs.
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>>85670033
A dude will put all the effort in production wise, maybe break 1000 views if he's lucky...and then some cute little princess comes on with her puppy eyes and tits out with just an iPhone...100k views in a week.
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I hope she gets fucking cancer from the London smog. Let that push the life difficulty level up for these bints.
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>>85670072
There are some very real issues in the wonderfully diverse London you could wish for instead that are more realistic than smog ones
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>>85670059
Youre right but to be fair, if youre just making basic videos, theres really no reason to get an expensive camera. Now if youre doing like cosplay shoots or photography yea get a camera but if youre just talkin to people kinda videos, dont really need more than a phone made in the past 5 years even. You dont need 4K on a guy talkin about video games for instance.
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>>85670083
Lots of lovely brown men love our white lasses in London.
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>>85669010
fink youre copying me
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foid cunts never respect them. they fucking living life on easy mode and make out men have it so much better. foids are mental. they will never do hard work. they will never fucking build a house, they will never be a plumber, they will never die in wars as much as men. cunts.
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>>85669385
phwoar gud kittungtonshire diss
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They won't let Valentine use the internet because of foids. Nasty little tyrants think the incels have a warped reality of women. Nah the fact is foids are given a free pass in life and if you speak out about it, you are clearly fucking wrong and disturbed. Women got it way worse! Men are too fucking privileged! Fuck feminism and what it's done to men. Clearly feminism has made misogyny go up, not down. Maybe try fucking giving white lads an equal playing field tyrant cunt dickhead rapist immigrant importing government. Fuck Ofcom too.
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Going on a night walk. Hope there's no lone foids around. I'm not in the best of moods right now.
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For as long as I never get sex, I will fucking be angry and rightfully upset at foids. Life is primarily about fucking getting SEX, not just SLAVING.
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>>85669102
I like how that one bloke made out he had a big secret and it was all dramatic only to turn out it was just "I'm bi" as if anyone gives a shit
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I'm down with the clown whoop whoop
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Shall be on the prowl for Sprite when shops open
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Sure is incel in here tonight
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Alcohol is bad for yous
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I'm getting urges to go beer but will do me best , ok?
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>>85670563
Only had two glasses of wine
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just woke up, work in 45, done me back in big time yesterday but no rest for the weary, two more days x
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>>85670563
imagine SSM if he never drank
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WOMEN DUN WANT YOU THEY ONLY WANT CHAD
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Might go Bude actually. But misty out but nice enuff.
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Pissing down outside. Panic buying lard at 8am.
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>>85670930
>But misty out but nice enuff
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grew up poor but rich now, being rich is better x
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Woke up. Sex never happened sadly. Maybe tonight innit.
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>>85671071
Book a prozzie for tonight, problem solved
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What's YOUR excuse for being a completely worthless waste of space and resources? I bet it's an absolute cracker. I'll wait. Let's go!
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>>85671291
Paranoid schizophrenia
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Think I might be transphobic.
Maybe I just hate attention seeking freaks.
When there are few problems in the world, people invent their own.
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>>85671303
Diagnosed or made up? If the former, try harder. If the latter, have a word with yourself.
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>>85671291
Both my Mother and Father belligerently farted upon my head whence born and since that fateful day I shan't been able to remove the fumes from my nostrils
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>>85671314
Diagnosed x
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BRB going milf hunting in Lidl Bude.
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>>85671291
Nobody wants to date or hire me
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>>85671015
>>85670930
And Budemong is born.
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Bukowski showing up mad drunk
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>>85671291
I get no wussy
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Bro trying to jack my aura
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One time i almost got fooled by a tranny
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>>85671478
Magic trick?
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Yesterday I had a plan.
Today that plan was cancelled.
I need a new plan really.
Also my desckchair squeaks now.
Annoyed that firefox has changed.
But today is post day too.
Hopefully pokemon cards.

Seven syllable posting.
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Cocaine day is the new plan.
Get some tidying up done.
I'll start after dinnertime.
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>>85671539
Work day when?
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imagine the willpower needed to have cocaine just lying around and not immediately start doing LARGE quantities of it, couldnt be me
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>>85671557
As soon as muh MS goes I'll be getting straight down the job centre.
>>85671568
I prefer downers, but I've also had a couple sheets of pregabs that lasted over a year.
Had 1 of the little bagies for almost a year.
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Thinking of ordering a free standing pull up bar
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>>85671627
Sounds a bit gay that, mate. Why would you do that?
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>>85671627
Women don't give a shit about muscles anymore in 2026
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Shall be clearing the backlogberg further today

Shan't i

X
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>>85671656
Was big into pull ups back in the day, they're an excellent compound exercise, but in the place I'm in now I can't set up an anchored one so free standing is the next best thing.

>>85671674
Not really about women, I just liked having the bigger arms and stronger upper body generally a few years ago, so want to get back into pull ups.
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>>85671679
getting big nonce vibes from these kind of posts
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>>85671674
WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN
Get a life
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sending the apu to the souk for a pennyweight of tumeric and ginseng if you lads need anything?
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I think people are getting very worked up about the triple lock shit. Of course pensioners are complaining and demanding more money because they're entitled pricks, but they've been doing that for decades anyway. The really troubling thing is that the triple lock is only expensive in a world where real wage earnings are stagnant or declining. In a healthy economy with actual growth the TL would be more or less acceptable (within the framework of welfare taken as is, even though I'm personally against it).

The backlash is emblematic of a massive real problem at the heart the British state - the government is incapable of stimulating growth and actively institutes policy that retards growth all while trying to manage competing entitlement claims for groups that parasite off the theoretical growth that should be taking place. It's zero sum if the line on the graph keeps staying flat or, as has been the case, starts to drop down even slightly.
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>>85671303
You're not paranoid. We all DO think you're a sad little man with a massive digital ego.
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>>85671291
I'm gay, that's my excuse.
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Candace Owens Is A Lesbian Who Cheated On Her Husband George Farmer
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If you're one bennies and your BMI is over 24 you should be required to take ozempic or some other kind of weight loss drug to keep claiming.
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>>85671708
low test beta male detected
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So after spraying every bolt and surface that touched on my deskchair I noticed 2 things.
1 the squeak was still present
2 the squeak was coming from something on my desk.
Moved some things around, lifted my monitor, and whatever I did worked. Woohoo.
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Did you know that curry was invented in india? Bet you feel stupid now, don't you chuds?
Anyway, that's why we need to allow five million pakistanis and nigerians into the country or something.
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>>85671804
I don't like curry
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>>85671804
And yes muh lod mi client Asif hisnotrapin kiddis has raped a whole village of nuns and beheaded all the children of a neighbouring village, BUT he has a new way to make cheese on toast, it's peng af, I rest muh case.
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>gay arse new Firefox all purple n shit

not a fan imbs but i will get used to it.
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>>85671808
Thai curry is good imo
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>>85671845
round corners is even more faggy.
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>>85671845
This is doing my head in. Multicoloured gay shit. Why isn't yours like that?
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>>85671804
the gaslighting of the people to accept hordes of uninvited unwelcome foreigners cannot continue if we are to survive as a cohesive nation
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>>85671845
>>85671855

Get your arse on Brave much more comfy and no trannies invovled
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>>85671857
NTA but, we are in a whole world of trouble.
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>>85671853
>>85671845
Both should be able to relate then wahey
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>>85671862
>Get your arse on Brave
BASED and Bravepilled.
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But is it?
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>>85671855
aye it is me lad, just found some screenshot online that doesn't show it. it gives the impression 'this tab is special/highlighted'.
also we all agreed during the Web 2.0 era that gradients = single colour -> tinted towards black/white. you get ONE (1) colour, what's this purple-to-orange wankery?

>>85671853
maybe it actually doesn't, but it feels like it's cutting off the text. there's way too much whitespace/padding that could be in a nice rounded rectangle instead of a homosexual oval.

anyway about:config -> browser.nova.enabled -> 'false'
just discovered you can turn off all the Tab Groups/Split Tab and Firefox Accounts nonsense too corrr.
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>>85671893
it's going to be rainbow coloured in a few updates isn't it.
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>>85671899
zoomers like their colour but colour has its place. it's 'space' but it's that NEW space where instead of 1960s Star Trek black void + white dots, it's all purple quasars and shite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7tQ1v4TCeY
weird peppy promo video this, too. i don't care what the cartoon fox is called, it's not my friend.
and going on about the good ol' days in terms of 'vibes', not because it was open-source Netscape and IE was a pile of wank.

all good things are coming to an end.
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>>85671913
>all good things are coming to an end.

firefox died 15 years ago
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>>85671913
The cartoon is called Kit

>Mozilla's official branding guidelines actually list all pronouns (he/she/they/them/it) for Kit, suggesting the mascot has no fixed gender identity rather than being explicitly non-binary.

https://daily.dev/posts/mozilla-s-new-firefox-mascot-kit-triggers-online-backlash-over-pronouns-xt5osmpbk
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>>85671913
>zoomers like...
They should just stick to putting things up their bums and not fuck with the rest of us.
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>tfw Internet's gone in a few months
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shan't be accepting any Br*ve malarkey even from Lollers, i know viral marketing when i see it.

Posted from Sublime Text (REGISTERED) after watching the hit new film Coyote vs. Acme (2026) - available on streaming now.
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Feel stabby today
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>Using Firefox in 2K26.
Hilarious.
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>>85671939
don't act on it, Srellol

me? waiting for some ketamine perhaps, also feeling a bit tetchy/jittery today.
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>>85671948
>Ketamine
That's a drug for schoolkids.
Are you underage <18?
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Why don't you techlets go in to about:config on FireFanny and change what you don't like, isn't that why you use FireFanny, because it's open source and customisable?
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>>85671939
Turn that stabby feel into a huggy feel.
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>>85671955
nah, mid 30s.

we didn't have access to that sort of thing when i was at school. some cheap cannabis (tack/dope/resin) and the older-looking charvas that could get into clubs sometimes had cowies (ecstasy, probably with very little actual MDMA).

then again back then you could walk into a shop and simply BUY ketamine, but i doubt many teenagers thought of that. teenagers are pretty stupid it's why they take drugs.
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>techlets
*is stabbed*

but aye it's nice they've kept the about:config stuff in there. one day it'll go. whole rules from Microsoft and Google like
>thou shall not allow users to circumvent essential features through advanced customisation, e.g. blocking advertising services from our partners.
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>>85671967
Fair enough, i can understand catching up on things you missed as a teenager, when do you think you'll permanently stop taking drugs?
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>>85671939
Younglings drowning in barrels of oil is my groove of lated.
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>>85671974
>i can understand catching up on things you missed as a teenager
what are some good games from the mid 2000s to late 2010s?
didn't like that Skyrim, quite liked that Breath of the Wild. but i think nowadays maybe a smaller game, what are the gems like Braid? (remember Braid? is it good?)

>when do you think you'll permanently stop taking drugs?
death.
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>>85671986

Mid 2000's is when online games really took off, sure before that you could play quake and Tribes but the ping fuckery was bad due to some people having shitty dial up still vs others on t3s. For me I mostly played Dark age of Camelot even when WoW came out i continued, unfortunately i couldn't afford a better pc so was stuck playing Civ 3 and old 90's games if i could get them to work. Then LOTRO (Lord of the rings online) came out and that was my mainstay with Planetside 1 being a favourite too. Pre 2000's Legends of Ishar I,II,II and Myths? of Might and Magic III was another fun one, I also loved Arcanum.
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>>85671981
>>85671939
you two need your computers seized by the police
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>>85672006
>unfortunately i couldn't afford a better pc so was stuck playing Civ 3 and old 90's games if i could get them to work.
feels like this was more acceptable then. my PC was a dinosaur but people WERE still playing CS, Quake III, whatever else. games didn't 'expire' like why care if you play GTA 6 on the actual day of its release?! madness i tell you.

>LOTRO (Lord of the rings online) came out and that was my mainstay
forgot this existed tbqh. looked cool but WoW was like *the* MMORPG, although i only played it for the free month (some kids must have had rich parents).

>I also loved Arcanum.
o aye /tg/ loves this, i played a bit of it but i never actually finished Baldur's Gate or Planescape so i always felt obligated to finish the CLASSICS first.

had a good time with that Pillars of Eternity game. just straightforward obvious stuff like
>pour oil on ground
>cast Fireball on oil
>oil sets ablaze
wew.

maybe that's what i should reinstall. someone i dated did one of the voices? maybe i will recognise that.
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pure clock watching. dunno what's been going on with Royal Mail lately.
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>>>/tv/223475527
tickled me, this. good thread all-round.
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>>85672035
I've just realised I have neither cheese nor bread, so having cheese on toast is out of the window, as I'm now in the waiting for delivery cage and can not leave the house to go to the shop.
Sandwiches have been ordered.
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>>85672021
If you liked Pillars of Eternity you should try Divinity: Original Sin.
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>>85672065
oh that might be the one i was thinking of tbqh.

brain's a mess today. might see if i can remember how to fly the spaceship in Outer Wilds (it's tricky right? it's not just me)
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>>85672073
Never played that but I remember a lot of buzz around it when it came out. Those Pathfinder games are pretty good as well mate you have some good choices for those types of games. Obviously Baldur's Gate 3 is very good as well (yes, even if it's mainstream).
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Why do women insist on showing off their tummies like whores?
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>>85672104
why does she have metal in her face, does she think it looks good?
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>>85672111
Now, now... we're talking about her exposed tummy. If she was a wild animal she'd NEVER show off her soft belly. The metal? Some of us like that. In fact, it's quite a new thing for incels to hate tattoos and piercings. Suicide Girls used to be cool, babe.
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>>85672116
plenty of animals have exposed bellies, anyone who criticises any thing women do get the incel lable put on them
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SO TELL ME BABY HOW DOES IT FEEL
I KNOW YOU LIKE THE ROLL OFF THE LIMOUSINE WHEELS
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posties colluding at the blue door

don't know why i pay my taxes, honestly
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>>85672152
the royal mail is privately owned
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It seems ALL my packages are gonna turn up tomorrow which is gonna be 20+ Blu-rays. Bastards. You're supposed to SPLIT THEM UP!
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Royal Mail Group employees colluding at the blue door

don't know why i don't use alternative courier companies, honestly
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>>85672178
Not like we have a choice de lid we are a slave to the companies. They pick and we put up with it, simple as.
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>>85672104
Should have to wear burqas tbqh lad.
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no parcel from postie.

can't say what it was due to privacy reasons, but i am sad now.
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>>85672171
bought 10 games on steam as one purchase, have to refund each of them seperately.
(Was going to get a Steam Frame but the rollout is a huge shitshow will no communication and i cant be fucked hanging around for Valve to pull its thumb out of its arse)
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>>85672152
They privatised Royal Mail a long time ago lad
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>>85672237
the state is being asset stripped by money lenders
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They'll be privatising my arsehole next. Bloody government overreach.
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>modernity.news/2026/09/29/what-the-actual-f-is-this/

Adolf tried to warn us
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>>85672244
Well the Tories back in 2013 were keen to privatise for ideological reasons. Letter sending was falling massively for obvious reasons - internet. Huge competition in parcel sending from the likes of DHL and all that.
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>>85672237
>>85672244
the state of our country.

will be running all my taps all day long to waste the water board's money as a form of protest.
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>>85672262
the american postal service is still state owned and it doesnt seem to be a problem for them
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>>85672268
Well people vote Tory then this is what they get tbqh lad. The Tories have always been about selling off the family silver and the national infrastructure. Those famous red post boxes that are a symbol of our country are no longer owned by us but by some international corporations.

The major parties of left and right are both unpatriotic internationalists.
The Tories sell off national infrastructure and culture to the highest international bidder.
Labour and the Greens are filled with morons with white guilt complex and want to abolish the country and get rid of borders.

The only party I have ever liked or agreed with are the SDP. Went to a meeting once. Solid lads.
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>the government doesn't run the post office
>sTaTe Of ThIs CoUnTrY
mongs the lot of ye
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>>85672290
its not just mail it everything, the state is just a debt slave to big bussiness now
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>>85672288
>just google it
>US postal service made net loss of 9 fucking billion last year
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Honestly Royal Mail transitioning to mostly parcels makes sense. Not saying they're doing a good job, but in ten years time, will people still be getting letters? Kids nowadays can barely hold a fucking pen. They do that even teach them decent handwriting in school anymore.
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Send everything by carrier pigeon or raven is what I do. Imagine sending a letter by fucking raven instead of sliding into a foids dms.
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>>85672303
I like to send a rat with a letter tied around its massive bollocks.
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>>85672299
Government debt is almost entirely welfare spending, lad, it's not just being shovelled off to 'big business'.
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