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Hiii, how do I be happy

>can't drink alchohol cause I don't want to damage my brain
>I don't have a boyfriend
>my best and only friend of years left me
>drawing doesn't do it for me right now
>I can't be open about my opinions on the Internet because I live with my parents and they will kick me out if I say anything they disagree with online
>going outside isn't fun because my town is bad
>traveling doesn't sound fun when you are alone
>language learning doesn't do it for me right now
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>>85675896
just go to bed, Roz. no one gives a fuck about your posts.
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>>85675896
Det ar for sent for att borja spamma nu, Roz.
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>>85675923
Why are you being snarky at me I am genuinely asking
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>>85675896
Start working out or some other form of daily exercise. Get into cooking. Join a college club or something similar and make some new friends. Happiness is a choice you make.
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>>85675926
Varfor inte?
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>>85675936
>Start working out or some other form of daily exercise
Elaborate pls

>Get into cooking
Do ypu enjoy that

>Join a college club or something similar and make some new friends.
I mean idk if you like normies but I do not think I do at all

>Happiness is a choice you make.
Do you think that has worked for you
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Manifesting happiness and reading my book
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>>85675896
Roz, you looked really attractive in a pure kind of way, back then
what happened?
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>>85676294
God natt, Roz.
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>>85675961
>Elaborate pls
Gives you something to do, a sense of community and endorphins from exercise always make you feel better. Plus it makes you hotter.
>Do ypu enjoy that
Very much so. It's a great hobby and lifeskill. Knowing how to cook makes life so much better.
>I mean idk if you like normies but I do not think I do at all
Then don't join normie clubs. There's something for everyone.
>Do you think that has worked for you
Yes. I used to be depressed and anxious. I'm happy now. I get along well with normies because I learnt how to socialize and have plenty of close friends.
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>>85675896
You're over 21 and living with your parents, who are keeping you under their boot - don't waste time trying to be happy, you'll never get there until you GTFO. I don't care if it's a busted-up doublewide on a chunk of oil-soaked ground in the forest - it's time to roll.
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>>85676337
>Gives you something to do, a sense of community and endorphins from exercise always make you feel better. Plus it makes you hotter.
I meant how, like the gym or, because I can't just walk outside I live in a bad town
>>85676337
>Very much so. It's a great hobby and lifeskill. Knowing how to cook makes life so much better.
Yeah asking cause idk, I know how to cook for myself but I wouldn't call it fulfilling
>>85676337
>Then don't join normie clubs. There's something for everyone.
Anon mathematically irl is mainly that
>>85676337
>Yes. I used to be depressed and anxious. I'm happy now. I get along well with normies because I learnt how to socialize and have plenty of close friends.
Anon you don't get it cause you are too normie adjacent/not autistic
>>85676489
The issue with that is some of us are retarded (me)
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>>85675896
Can u be my gf? I like brown girls.
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>>85676668
Erm how old are you
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>>85676682
27
Originalal
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>>85676690
But you probably not swedish and I am going through a sweden special intrest time
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>>85676697
Beggars cant be choosers nigga. We are worlds apart anyways. Fuck my life I am gonna be alone forever...
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>>85676714
Anon you will not be alone! Aren't you American there alot people in america
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>>85676585
>like the gym
Yeah. Gym, climbing, palates. Anything.
>Anon mathematically irl is mainly that
Still worth a shot.
>Anon you don't get it cause you are too normie adjacent/not autistic
I'm autistic. I'm only normie adjacent because I have my shit together and learnt to mask when I have to. All my close friends are autistic or at the very least very weird. Ironically living like a normie while keeping all the things that make you you is the secret to happiness. At least for me.
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>>85676729
>Aren't you American there alot people in america
There are but they are all normalfags and mean.
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I will answer wait I am reading something
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I will answer wait I am so sad and anxious and sad and anxious
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>>85675896
I think you're a closeted lesbian, many such cases
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>>85675896
Most people are too low iq to practice acceptance. So,

You could try making friends. Half the things you mentioned show you desire companionship. Of course you'll be chasing their companionship for the rest of your life, like an annoying little dog. You annoying little dog. Nah, you're more like a pig. Pig chasing fleeting feelings of "happiness". Piggy wants happiness. Doesn't believe in the hedonist trap. Thinks she just needs the one more drop of dopamine.

Good luck
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>>85676756
Like do what at the gym the treadmill
>>85676756
>autistic. I'm only normie adjacent because I have my shit together and learnt to mask when I have to. All my close friends are autistic or at the very least very weird. Ironically living like a normie while keeping all the things that make you you is the secret to happiness. At least for me.
I can't mask unfortunately
>>85676892
Not true so many Americans are neither
>>85677981
No
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>>85678000
OK cam you elaborate cause the le pottery of it all confused me a little
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How about spamming the boards with your porn again like you did 8 years ago Roz
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>>85678004
>No
you're always posting pictures of women you find attractive and they're always oddly unrelated to your posts, like it's not even avatarfagging. You're a dyke, roz. Straight women aren't single at the age of 35.
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>>85678004
>Like do what at the gym the treadmill
Literally anything. Strength train, cardio. You have access to google.
>I can't mask unfortunately
Then go to autistic spaces. The worlds your oyster.
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>>85678113
Anon, she is in her mid 30s. She is close to menopause. Cant teach an old dog new tricks
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>>85678113
Which ones do you do.
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I hate I hate I hate anxiety
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>>85675896
>how do I be happy
Literally just give up
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>>85678379
How do you do that while working towards your goals
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>>85678186
I do PPL and I jog for cardio.
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>>85678386
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
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>>85678405
Why do ypu do ppl
>>85678433
Expand on this please
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Can we hook up after I get a vasectomy?
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>>85678636
I only have sex with my future husband
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>>85678668
Where the other guys you fucked your future husband? Lmao
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>>85678676
That statement doesn't say anything substantial
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>>85678679
Roz var i grekland bor du?
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>>85678725
Why are ypu being mean to me
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>>85678740
Vada mean? Jag har inte skrivit nagot pa 12 timmar.
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>>85678747
Obviously this >>85678725 is obviously mean
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>>85678761
Vada mean jag fraga var du bor bara.
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>>85678009
I find Roz cute in a weird sorta way. Why?
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>>85678781
Anon you know what I mean :/
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How realistic are my standards. I basically want someone like me ex

>from 4chan
>a specific country
>smart
>witty
>grey eyes
>not bald/family history of balding
>Thin
>pretentious
>not actually diagnosed autism

Minus the issues my ex had which I am not getting into for respect for him

So how realistic is it, the combo of smart/pretentious, witty and not normie was so hot
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>>85678802
>Minus the issues my ex had which I am not getting into for respect for him
What are you talking about? You already said he dumped you because you stopped putting out
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>>85678679
>That statement doesn't say anything substantial
Well it was a question so....
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I hate that r9k will not answer my question
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>>85678811
It's a pointless question since it doesn't affect my current life
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>>85678815
A simple yes or no wouldve been fine
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>>85678818
I mean it is obviously a sexual bait question
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>>85678784
>you know what I mean
Nej, det vet jag inte. Jag bor i Vastra Gotaland.
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>>85678848
Well anon it is diffrent for me yk
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>>85675896
Get a job to occupy yourself, save up, move out. Then you can wallow in self pity alone like the rest of us.
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>>85679164
I mean how does that substantially help. I am going to get a job when I get a bf since that is only when it will make sense
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>>85675896
You're on the internet, there's literally peer reviewed research on this topic with reviews of people who try them all over the internet. Stop being a dumbass and asking retards who are suicidal and depressed on how to be happy.
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>>85679172
For me it's 9 hours less everyday that I spend thinking about how I will die alone but that's just me I guess
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>>85679164
literally what do you think people are gonna say here?
>>85678802
It's not about being happy then, it's about finding a boyfriend exactly like your past boyfriend without any of the issues? Holy. No offense, you're still in love with your past boyfriend, and associate that with 4chan. Go to therapy.
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>>85675896
if you're a female, you can't be happy. sorry, sis, but that's just how women are on a biological level.
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I have decided to stop giving a fuck and just do what I want and it has made me very happy
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All fucking Greeks must fucking hang
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>>85679226
What does that entail
>>85679189 #
That sounds worse
>>85679194 #
What is the issue with having a type, also I didn't say no issue I just meant a little less issues
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>>85679268
>not bald
That's retarded it's called male pattern baldness for a reason
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>>85679268
I have taken a liking to using sex toys, I have made plans to go fuck a prostitute to lose my virginity, I'm gonna buy some beer tomorrow. Just off the top off my head. I think it and I do it, no restrictions, life is too short
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>>85678783
Because this was almost 10 years ago and she was a good camwhore then.
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>>85679287
If she had a great personality I'd date that
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>>85679277
I know multiple old men who aren't balding
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>>85679296
That's just how it is
Some old guys have great hair up until their deaths at 200
Some people are balding manlets and will die at 50, like me. That's just how it goes. You just go to work for the man and then die.
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>>85679348
Well then don't say claim things that aren't true
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>>85679355
What isn't true? That a lot of men go bald? If you don't want to be alone forever you have to be less picky sometimes
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>>85679375
I am sorry anon but this is a strong standard of mine so much that I would rather be alone than be with a bald person, it is what it is
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>>85679382
It is what it is
Just get a job though
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>>85679403
That wouldn't do much it seems
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>>85679405
Maybe it will maybe it won't I'm just saying I used to be a NEET too scared to answer the phone now I'm just a semi sperg and know how to act around normies. Plus nothing wrong with being independent.
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>>85679441
Ok but the thread is about happiness
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>>85679447
Nigga what do you expect this is r9k Noone is happy here
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>>85679461
I mean I hear you BUT I only like talking to people from here so I have to pick someone from here as a friend or bf in order to be happier therefore leave from here
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>>85679473
Yeah well good luck with all that. Maybe it's different for chicks. But I realised I will never be happy unless I change. Nothin yet but gotta keep trying. Keep working out. I can't give any more advice.
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>>85679520
I mean why wouldn't you try for friends or a gf
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>>85678823
I don't think ur marriage material. Sorry...
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>>85679605
That is ok we can't all work out
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>>85679552
Similar to you perhaps, I can seemingly only find people on here to interact with. But this place is forsaken. Kinda trying to get away. Tired of seeing penises every day on here. Working, you have to hide your true self and I can't relate to anyone, no IRL friends. Only work with normie guys. Also live in a normie infested hell-hole. Need to improve myself before properly trying. Hopefully it's not too late and I can fake it till I make it.
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>>85679268
You're not looking for a type. You're looking for your ex boyfriend, but without the things that caused you to break up. Same exact appearance, same exact habbits. Come on. Literally if you feed it to that meme husband generator ad thing, it's gonna print out your boyfriend's face.
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>>85679627
I mean why not make friends from here
>>85679634
You are not really saying how that is wrong
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>>85679287
She reminds me of a lemur. I want a cute, insane lemur gf bros...
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>>85679662
You're totally right, that IS a lemur
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>>85679645
>friends from here
I don't know It just seems strange to me to try to make friends over interwebs, regardless if they're more relatable.
Maybe I'm just a failed normie but friendship means doing stuff, hanging out - you say you don't wanna drink but it really helps you relax and the times I did feel happy was drinking, hanging out with friends IRL BUT nothing lasts of course



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