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i'm starting uni this month
i will make so many friends
i will get so fucking drunk
i will ride so many dicks
i will become so fucking hot
i will fuck a professor
i will be leaving my room daily
i will shower every day
amen.
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>i will ride so many dicks
Homosexual spam belongs in the homosexual containment board >>>/lgbt/
Fuck off to your containment board, homosexual aberration
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>>85692567
I went to uni for 3 years then I dropped out
I didn't talk to anyone, I'll have a bad life
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>>85692595
i do not claim your negative energy. please refrain from fucking up my my manifestation
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YAAS QWEEN MANIFEST GETTING DICKED DOWN YAAAASSSS!!! THEN CLAIM THOSE MOIDS RAPED YOU WHEN YOU INEVITABLY REJECT THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS AND HAVE THOSE MOIDS THROWN IN JAIL WHERE THEIR BOOTYHOLES WILL GET PLUNDERED BY BBC PIRATES!!!
THIS
IS
MANIFESTING!!!
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>>85692611
no, no rape pls. i'm not manifesting that. you're supposed to manifest good things. you're doing it wrong. try again
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manifesting you do this and die alone decades after regretting as a consequence. i like your files though.
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>>85692621
>and die alone decades after
ew, i'm not planning to live another decade. the first digit of my age will NEVER be higher than 2. FUCK that
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>>85692606
everything is going wrong, if me from the past could see me from the future he'd be disappointed
>me beaming unfiltered negative energy your way
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>>85692567
If you are female then this is like manifesting that the sun will rise tomorrow. Women live life on easy mode and fuck their way through college. Then they continue fucking their way through the corporate world. It's just fuck fuck fuck and suck suck suck until you're 60. Nobody without severe mental issues wants to fuck you anymore but who cares? You've got millions in the bank by then and can just sit in your house and knit and play with your cats all day.
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>>85692658
>>me beaming unfiltered negative energy your way
everything you put out into the universe returns to YOU>>85692671
>>85692671
you BETTER be right. i am counting on those millions and the cats !!
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>>85692657
your 90?
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>>85692687
i'm 19 !! rude
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>>85692685
>returns to YOU
that's not true
it's the other way around, you put out what you're getting, dummy
anyways I wanted to say something mean but I guess I could say something nice
I hope your uni shenanigans go well and you have fun
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>>85692724
>it's the other way around, you put out what you're getting,
maybe its a closed loop or something, idk.
anyways, you seem nice.
i hope your life gets better too, even if uni sucked.
i'll manifest that the rest of your life works out nicely for you !!
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>>85692698
then in another decade you would be 29, not in the triple digits
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>>85692780
no, i meant like the first digit of my age. so rn its a 1, because 19, but then it'd be a 2, because i'll be in my twenties, so any age with a 2 in front of it is fine, but not 3, as in my thirties !! so, in a decade, i'll be 29, and i don't wanna BE that old, cause that's only one year before 30, yk? wait, i just confused myself
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>>85692773
>its a closed loop or something
don't get me started
>hope your life gets better too,
thank you :>
>manifest that the rest of your
no stop this right now, who's gonna manifest all those fun things you're gonna do at uni then?
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>>85692831
>don't get me started
why not? this is 4chan. you can rant
>no stop this right now, who's gonna manifest all those fun things you're gonna do at uni then?
me, of course !! you can manifest a LOT and then at the very least SOME of it has to come true, yk? because like..statistics and stuff...or something. if you throw a bunch of stuff at a wall, something probably has to stick, right?



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