Hampshire Police have imposed a Section 34 dispersal order over the whole of Gosport until 7am Tuesday, covering about 82,600 residents. Officers can order people to leave and not return; refusal is an arrestable offence. Face-covering powers and a designated protest area at Walpole car park are also in force. The trigger is one small boat, reported as carrying dozens, that may be brought ashore at Fort Blockhouse.
Shippy touched a child inappropriately in 2023 and again in 2025
Stevelad has the voice of an angel.
>>85698088Who even pretends that the government is legitimate at this point?
One small boat carry doctors and engineers
>>85698107Why did the child go back for more? Bit weird.
>>85698118He's known to supply unlimited beans and potato waffles to local children in return for sexual favours
Shippy has raped hundreds of refugees. How does he get away with it? Is it his smouldering good looks and bean-like stature?
>>85698113All labour needs to do is stop the boats and andy wins the election.
The period between 2010-2018 is called, by the political and media class, an era of "austerity". Yet the national debt doubled and six hundred billion pounds were printed. The fuck?
>>85698132Nah it was probably a girl. They do that, go back to see the "grapist" who "smhexually smahbushed" em.
>>85698088Just an American dropping by to say, aw shit it's old Hampshire! Fuck yeah!
*watches Stewart Lee snowflake*
>>85698160You won't like me when I'm Ang Lee! Get it? Ang Lee. Angry.
The bitch keeps begging for forgiveness. Sorry, lass... you ate all my Fangtastics.
Gruffalo count>Me: 1 (one)>Stevelad: 0 (zero)
What we listening to laddies x
>>85698200Listening to the same thing I'm watching (and tinnitus).You?
>>85698193They'll put you in the Seether Wing once SPACCA sees this. They'll peel you like a mandarin for fun once they find out what you did to get sent there.
I would like to kiss a fanny before I neck
*stops watching Stewart Lee snowflake 3/4 of the way through*It annoys me when there's stupid noises going on for too long.
>>85698353was that the one with the jazz?quite liked Snowflake/Tornado although i remember one was more pure fun than the other. then Basic Lee was just decent.he's still got it, that bloke.
Corr lush that is, big up Labour x
>>85698360No I liked that one, and like his other stuff., It was a bit where he was pretending to be a murrican comedian and slapping the mic and making stupid noises. I'm just not in the mood for that tonight (or ever really).
It lush that a load of rapists were let out of prison early.
still remember year 8 when the teacher started the year asking everyone in registration if they were on dinners or packed lunches. after>dinner>packed lunch>packed lunch, miss>dinner...one lad goes>dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN!i'll remember this forever(forgotten my family's names.)
>>85698394Wonder if Shippy is out and back at it
What was the point in changing the rules so that prisoners have to serve two thirds of their sentence instead of a half when the prisons are so overcrowded that you end up having to release prisoners early anyway
>>85698107Best of luck with your life, hard man, because it's going up in smoke. You'll see who you're trying to be funny with.
My girlfriend told me she's still in love with her paki ex. She's on the phone to him now in the other room and she keeps laughing.
>>85698561Make a vocaroo or you're lying lad
>>85698591Here you go lad. Wish I was lying. Sadly I'm not.https://vocaroo.com/1hZOEwQ6h437
>>85698405Welper was on free dinners and brought his charity shop PE kit in a yellow Netto bag the fucking goose neck freak
>>85698561A paki shagging a tranny I don't bloody think sharia allows it!
>>85698561Mate if your trans girlfriend leaves you find out what masjid he goes to and inform the imam that he is having sex with a transgender man and they will beat him black and blue they might even honour kill him.
>>85698689>>85698672He's Sikh unfortunately
Wish I had a transgender girlfriend
>>85698709Like a F2M'er?
>>85698697Thought they were bros...
Thinking about the interview and I don't recall any questions that were trying to establish a course of conduct required for the charge, and the questions they did ask were mainly about random messages but it was like they hadn't read the surrounding context, like one they read out was from last year, it was something about how I'd still send her money every week like I had been doing, the detective said something about how it sounded like I was giving her an allowance, but the context of that exchange was that I told her I wasn't going to stop, then she threatened to prostitute herself again, only managed to talk her down by saying I'd call her nan then agreeing to keep helping her. I explained all this to the detective but idk I guess my concern is that they'll just keep taking messages out of context and twist them as evidence of whatever they want
>>85698803We've sussed it out, yer 1 of those early release rapey prisoners ain't ya.
>>85698803That I was going to stop rather, as in stop helping her >>85698814I DINDU NUFFIN
SAY SORRY ADNANSAY ADNAN IS DADDYGOOD BOYhttps://x.com/fightsgac/status/2106403494320365660
>>85699033Bet helper got treated like this at school by his bullies. How it should be x
>>85698803You explained things to the detective? Why? Did your solicitor say you should do that? You need a much much better solicitor mate. Should have been a prepared statement and then a no comment interview. They're going to make out that you sending her money was coercive control.
Corrrrrr! Just re-watched Speak No Evil (2022) on Blu-ray. Very good film and it clicked with me more the second time. The remake with James McAvoy is also very good but the second half goes in a different direction. The original is very shocking all things concerned.
>>85699074Yeah solicitor said to. I didn't have control of shit, if anything she controlled me by keep threatening to whore herself out again. Just fucked lad, if they try to do me like that then I will just kill myself desu
>>85699173Better solicitor tomorrow morning lad I urge you. Look for solicitors in your area that do legal aid.
>>85699193How do I find a good one though? and the case is in a completely different area, I don't think a solicitor in my area would want to travel there
I wank to clussy
>>85699219AI generated porn?Clanker pussy.
>>85699207You'd be wrong. They charge by the hour and they'd rather charge for driving than working. And you aren't paying. Legal Aid is. Doesn't really matter how good they are because any of them will be far better than the duty solicitor.
>>85699342Yeah I'd qualify for legal aid atm, obviously had a good job before but not working now. Looking into some things and I don't think they shouldn't have even interviewed me because I would be classed as a vulnerable person and they didn't bother getting an appropriate adult, I mean I had fresh cuts on my arms and the custody officer saw me banging my head against the wall in the cell so it's not like they didn't know
>>85699442Good. Your lawyer will get the interview transcript thrown out then.
>>85699124Will give it a go lad. Didn't much like the McAvoy one and didn't know it was a remake
>A convoy of ambulances now arriving for the migrant boat arrival in Gosport, Portsmouth Harbour. Wierd things going down in Hampshire lads
yet another creepy britfeeler, when they're not being a sex offender they're stalking their victim instead
>>85700800One is a russian agent.He has the plauge.Project Zomboid is on sale.Co-incidence? no.
Im a loosa
>>85700800200 of them on videohttps://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/2106860419600011681
You've been hanging out with your tart
>>85700990>200 of them on video>>https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/2106860419600011681How it should be
Take your boat invaders shit to /pol/ please
>>85701125This is brit/feel not spaz/feel maybe the anon has feelings about it and needs comfort did you ever think of that or is it just your feelings that matter???? pig.
>>85701141You sound like a proper insufferable cunt. Just know that whenever you post like this, you sound like an insufferable cunt.Mixing /pol/ and /r9k/ doesn't work.
>????Using multiple punctuation is like laughing at your own jokes.
It's not brit/feel. Are you thick as well?
hhl updatehttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/225247126/#225248563
it a new week, garn work now x
Good gfberg visit this was Phwoar innitX
>>85701255>What's his nameFucking classic banter
>>85701295How many times were your balls drained lad? Pussy, mouth or arse?
>>85701255I hope that works out for him.
>>85701521>I hope that works out for him.It wont
>>85701578So you hope it doesn't work out for him, why?
>>85701521I hope she commits suicide after realising how fucked up her boyfriend is and the resulting depression causes him to come back here and be our lolcow forever
>>85698113You do not know what "legitimate" means.
>>85701583You need someone to be miserable to feel happy?
>>85701467He was telling us about his go's arse pussy the other day. You lads haven't worked it out yet. It's ok, most seem new and don't remember the German lad that was on moni's radio who was besotted with moni. C'mon lads, brown gf with an arse pussy.
>>85701588>Legitimate.>Legitimate means conforming to the law, rules, or accepted standards, or being genuine and valid.By this standard the government is absolutely illegitimate because it openly and obviously goes against the accepted standards of being genuine and valid.
Almost unbelievable the amount of resources the state will mobilise for the benefit of 120 illegals who just broke into the country. Can't get the police to tackle crime, but by god they will move heaven and earth to protect illegal immigrants and get them to their hotels.
You INCEL chuds will never know the pure joy that I and my quiet lover experience as he forcefully enters my hairy bum pussy.
>>85701635If you put this story into a movie even 5 years ago you'd have been told it was a paranoid right-wing fever dream. This is the full force of the British state - in resources and powers - mobilised to enable the arrival and settlement of illegal immigrants. On reflection, I think large parts of the media would still accuse you of a paranoid right-wing fever dream, because they simply refuse to acknowledge this is happening.
>>85701581Didn't say that did I, little lad?
>>85701646If you go gay because you can't get pussy that just makes you even more of a loser. You're literally taking part in a humiliation ritual.
YOU GOT A LOICENCE TO LIVE HERE MATE?YOU GOT A LOICENCE TO WALK DOWN THIS STREET MATE?YOU GOT A LOICENCE TO DISAGREE WITH THE GOVERNMENT MATE?YOU GOT A LOICENCE TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE?
Jae Varley the fudge packing nonce
>>85701654Why do you feel it won't work for him?
Wonder what was going through their minds at this point
>>85701659I have no idea what this is all about. What is it that's upset you?
>>85701682The region inside the red lines has a Section 34 dispersal order in effect. Police can lawfully order anyone, even residents, to leave and not return until the order is lifted. While residents cannot be forced to leave their actual homes if they're already in them this practically means that some will have to stay inside until the order is lifted. Anyone entering the area needs to give a valid reason to the police or you will be turned away, if you continue on anyway you will be arrested. Police can determine what is valid or not at will.All of this is because locals were angry that they were being flooded with illegal immigrants and so began protesting. Quite the difference in response to something like the pro-Palestine protests that go on where protestors are basically given free rein. The two-tier line riles them up so much because the truth hurts.
>>85701677Probably wondering if they can have one final go on his corpse before they cremate the body, the sick fucks
>>85701704What's this truth that hurts? I'm not getting it.
>>85701719The truth that we live in a two-tier system.
>>85701671>Why do you feel it won't work for him?Why would it?
Woke up angry.Fuck october. In fact fuck the next 3 months. >2 years ago, 11th oct I had to put my cat down after she had a seizure, 16th oct stepdad dies.>2 years ago (november), stepdad funeral the day before my mum's birthday>2 years ago (november) nanna gets diagnosed with cancer>2 years ago (december) nanna dies>2 years ago (december) my left lung collapses>2 years ago (christmas eve) nanna's funeral (it was either then or wait till the new year
Oh, and the anniversary of the day my mother shat me out is on October as well. Yay. I didn't like that day anyway (unless I get muh burfday meal of homemade flan roast new potatoes and beans).
>>85701735Why schedule funerals on such stupid days?
No TV summer is OVER. My shows are back on every day of the week
Hate police, hate courts. Love police procedural dramas. Simple as
>>85701724I don't see or feel this. So it's your truth, or rather what you want to believe.
>>85701738To get it out of the way, was already waiting a while to get the day for the funeral. We'd been waiting a while for a date for my nanna, and leaving it almost a month was too much. My mum wasn't handling things well, they had moved the day before my stepdad died (just over 12 hours since they moved in, there was an ambulance picking him up), then she was at my nanna's as she was deteriorating mentally. My sister didn't help really (she did but not for this 1 moment), she almost took my 7 yr old niece to see my nanna "one last time" in the hospice. I had to step in and say ARE YOU FUCKING MENTAL?, the last memory she'll have of nanna is her dying? It was a truly fucked up time. And the year after I got diagnosed with glaucoma and MS. Got to love life, eh.
Choon time mi hearties.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAvqcB4HT5w
Our nation is being invaded.Our young talent and our job creators are leaving.Our allies are now fleeing.Our energy prices are soaring.Our prisons and courts are a mess.Our dignity is being stripped away.Our social contract has been torn apart.Our history and culture are increasingly undermined.
>>85701748Whats SoaP like?
>>85701748Pop the bill on the list, you need 1 homegrown cop show.
>>85701780Shit, it's like one of those YouTube channels that cover random murders and shit>>85701781Not broadcasting now though is it
>>85701786>Not broadcasting now though is itOr is it?
>>85701792No lad it's not>Final episode date: 31 August 2010
>>85701798They aren't making new ones, but that shouldn't matter. It's still good.
Card day, wahey, more could come hopefully.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szAZVvIdXBs
>celebrity traitors>the indian mong gets murdered firstkek
Good little DON'T GIVE IN choon, IMO.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbRQgrOnErc
>>85701829Millennial sea shanty core is so fucking cringe
About 50% of all HIV diagnoses in the UK are from African migrants. In just 3 years, African migration alone doubled the rate of HIV in the UK.
>>85701834I like some of it, but the bearded hipsters ruined it, like most stuff.I still love this, desu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IJ0k0SRYoA
Anal king from the north east
>>85701846Is that the Beast from the east that the papers always mention around this time?
>>8570184736 seconds to read my post, write a reply and solve the captcha. Impressive.
I love shagging women up their arses, makes me feel powerful
>>85701837What do you do when you are not looking for reasons to be upset and dislike the country?
*learns some cool dance moves for the weekend*I'll be unstoppable, lads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1LP81eSKY
New Outside The Order, lads. Thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNFu6Xv5HxY
>>85701166>I make up things in my head to be angry about and when i get called out on it I get even more angry.Calm down little lad you'll hurt yourself.
Andy Burnham is in charge of the military and allows Israel to murder kids without sending in troops to stop him.And you voted labour to stick it to the Nazi's.
>>85701899>Andy Burnham is in charge of the militarySort of, but also not really. He just follows orders, like any manager of a company.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTR-ScwmOXI
>>85701904Who does Andy take orders from, lad?
>>85701904Whose orders?
>>85701913>>85701914I'm gonna take a wild, wild guess at his answer lads. Say it with me: DA...
>>85701913>>85701914Which one of the 13 families got Britain?
>>85701923https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8eQuN7WnTo
>>85701923Danny rose
I love iced coffee, but I tried to make some at home and it tasted like shit. I looked up videos of others showing how to make it and they just add fucking mountains of sugar into it. I was like ah okay got it, well guess I'm not drinking this shite ever again. Shit sucks.
>>85701950tea will always be better
>>85701950I wondered how the experiment went.I tried to make my own smoothie, like the green machine smoothie that's in shops. Tasted like shit, then I looked at the next bottle I bought and saw it was more or less 25% sugar. Stopped drinking it after that.
Neonatal kitties are beyond cute.
i feel sick as a dog, work is going to be hell
Peasant mode activated. Garlic naan (nothing else) for breakfast.
Nice little Monday care package to cheer me up. A mini DVD update, if you will, mademoiselles.
>>85702049>A mini DVD updateYou got a min DVD player?
>>85702073Got a mini laugh you cheeky sod.
Almost impulse bought the entire German DVD box set of Bonanza. Kinnell. That was a close call (for now).
On the beers now, fuck it, wagies pay for it
Police station I'm bailed to is finally open, good, means I don't need to pay the 20 quid parking near the other one and can therefore afford to buy food this week. Still going to cost me about 50 quid in petrol though, but I already filled the tank last week so it's fine
>>85702189OI, yer a criminal now, steal the petrol, park where you want, wander into the police station swigging a can of frosty jacks. Play the game lad, c'mon.
>>85702198>park where you wantCould do, just put my police tape on it
Not a big fan of this new bail LARP
>inb4 you don't have any police tape
>>85702213>police do no
>>85702213Says do not cross lad
morning allwaiting for an Amazon delivery of pop + chocolate + kitchen rolljust dreamt i wrote a four-part whodunnit series for the telly and it turned out pretty solid but then i was in Sports Direct (EXCLUSIVELY buying pop + chocolate), and some young blokes were going on about how that four-part whodunnit series was overrated with weak characterisation and poor pacing, and i almost interjected with 'well, maybe if the producers hadn't insisted it was a limited miniseries all dumped onto streaming at once, and instead it had been released in more parts week-by-week, viewers would have time to process each episode and discuss the series with more consideration over the course of months...?'but i didn't want to reveal my power level that i was the writer, so i just left the shop (without even buying my snacks)
The police can suck my sweaty trouble puffs. Simple as.
speaking of sweet honey puffs, pure hate these bees.
>*reads off banal quote about uninspiring 'just try harder bro' slop*>"See, it's that simple guys"
>>85702249>sweaty trouble puffsGood name for haemorrhoids.
>Sexual Harm Prevention Orderalways thought this would be a good name for a band tbqh.
>>85702259>>85702259dunno who this is, guessing he's a footballer.exercise is hard work and it's admirable, but then you're not in the same place as someone struggling, purely just on a chemical level. even if you're looking back>i, too, was once a nerdy depressed person. now i am a footballer, no longer nerdy and depressed.who woulda thunk it eh
Wonder what Blad's been wanking to lately
wewwwjus' made a rather large deposit into the Crapper National Bankstarted the ol' wipeberg 'n looked down to check my return on investment ...whole bowl was empty. wiped out, even tho i was the one holdin' the Andrex.dere goes my entire poo-rtfolio does itnae? almost paranormal in its affect
Have been trying an experiment the past two and a half weeks where I try and initiate sex every night no matter what just to see what the hit rate is. Currently on one. Another night she agreed but then called it quits after we started kissing. She hasn't initiated anything the entire time (long even but still just focussing on the experiment).She just doesn't want sex with me it seems. It is a chore for her.
>>85702308Taking a new anti depressiant at the moment so nothing recently. Sorry lad, I'm lucky to crank one out once a week now a days.
>>85702310date men.
Blad i demand your lasting power of attorney. (it's for your own good.)
>>85702308He's been shoving red bull cans into his arse
>>85702323Might as well you know I won't have anybody to leave my stuff to when I die. I was planning on donating my collection to some sort of gaming museum or preservation society rather than sell it, if not it will all be dumped into a massive skip because generation beta or gamma whatever generation is around in 30-40 years will not give two fucks about retro games from 80 years ago.
It's so embarrassing the cunts who become PM and represent the country on the world stage. Even if you don't like them or agree with their politics other European countries at least have moderately serious politicians. Someone like Macron sounds like a sublime genius in comparison when talking about anything like energy, economics, China, AI etc.We have an actual oaf blathering on about football transfer rules and 'fairness'. It's all so fucking tiresome.
>>85702325Can't have red bull or energy drinks it makes my heart beat go through the roof. Last time I drunk a can of monster my heart skipped a beat once not had one in years.
Woohoo. Love it when a delivery plan comes together.
>>85702337lovely idea Blad! now that i've been told about it, there's no need to write it down anywhere, i'll handle everything :)
>>85702343Ooh a southern islands Pidegot those are a little uncommon, never even knew about that set until a few months ago. Wondering if you have any of the legendary collection cards? Those were my favourites as a kid.
no map tracking so these could be here any minute now corrrmissing thumbnail is kitchen roll (Amazon brand so it's weird it's theirs missing)got some KitKats coming in too, they might be a separate shipment? in which case i SHOULD have gotten energy drinks DAMN
>>85702357I got some 500 ml cans of Irn Bru the other day off of Amazon. Love a thick, tall can me.
>>85702354No nothing like that. I have 1 first edition, some gym stuff, but I didn't know about the legendary stuff till you just mentioned it.
>>85702387On serebii.net you can view all the TCG sets https://www.serebii.net/card/english.shtml
not rite what Tim Burton was doing with them girls on his ranchmind you, Helena Bonham Carter is culpable too
I feel sad all the time, but I don't know why. What should I do, lads? Is this just it for me?
>>85702402Here's muh gym stuff, and 1st edition card.Got 3 pages saved for pigey and evolutions, but it's great for loads of different things. Komiya cards, kanda cards.
>>85702426Buy some Pokemon cards lad
stupid /britfeel/, be more funny!
what a treatchoccies are now two stops away 'n'all
>>85702465Bet carrots would be nice if roasted with hot honey. They are nice if honey roasted, so a bit of spice could be fun.
>>85702473wish i had some broccoli in. broccoli goes with everything.note to self: acquire broccoli.
>>85702498Baked broccoli is also nice.
>>85702310Stress? Hormonal issues? Or just she has lost respect for you a bit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb2wOCEEz7c>CEO of man-made horrors beyond human comprehension Inc. is a slimy jew named KaganColor me not surprised lol
>>85702519She's been regularly locking herself in the bedroom and talking to her paki ex on the phone. Sometimes I listen at the door and she's laughing.
>>85701726Because for a lot of women, he'd be the ideal boyfriend:>Not scared of sharing a house because he's been living in a care home>Excellent availability, no hobbies or life so he's probably free on a Thursday>Low chance of cheating because he's not exactly going to shag old people in the care home at bingo>You always know where he is. At the care home>He's accepted life isn't always exciting, in fact he's happy for it to never be exciting>No macho hang ups about being looked after. He'll always ask for help>Fantastic with your elderly relatives and maybe already lives with them>Secure enough masculinity to say "Yes I live in a care home even though there is nothing wrong with me>Built in relationship support network from his carers>Obviously doesn't struggle with commitment because he's already committed to being infirm and elderly, decades earlyThe list goes on.
>>85702532I can't possibly believe this without vocaroo evidence lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0tSGd_I_YM
>>85702542I managed to get the microphone under the door crack now so you can hear it a lot more clearlyhttps://vocaroo.com/1fYzHrbtGXCZ
>>85702577You have a sex robot gf, and she doesn't do sex? I'd also be annoyed.
we got them choccies
>>85702473Good shout lad, just popped some carrots and potatoes in the oven, definitely what I wanted, not like I don't have the money for anything else
>>85702596w-whats the spoon for?
>>85702608the choccies
>leaving my job at the council>my replacement will be a mtf trannymight delete all my handover documents
>>85702618...they're chocolate bars. do you have parkinsons or something?
>>85702627i like to scoop them up me bum then poop them out and eat them like that xx
>>85702652ok fair enuff
>>85702627i'll have my choccies however i want it's MY home.
>>85702583No that's the paki guy you can hear in the clip but she's laughing
Delivery driver handing some skittish mong a single kitkat and a single kinder bueno
>>85702664So who's was the male voice? You said girl laughing, now it's a pakistani male laughing? You're soundspacker and moni's yer gf. Tell the truth now.
>>85702673The male voice is the paki talking and the "ha ha ha ha" is my gf laughing. She doesn't laugh she just says "ha ha ha ha"
>>85702667Not crossy but it's a double bueno thing. says it on the pack.
tfw no Microsoft Sam gf
>>85702620Why are you leaving your cushy council job lad?
>>85702678i'm not Crossy either he just also inspired me to get a lanyard for situations like >>85702667but the Kinder Bueno thing is pure lies: it's two fingers, but that's like saying the KitKat is two KitKats
Corr and phwoor just had mackerel fillets in tomato sauce on toast in the air fryer now that was lush let me tell you.
NEED HELP!!! Got mum pregnant
>>85702706Corr must smell like a fanny in your kitchen rn
>>85702532Kick her out right now. Wouldn't have my girlfriend talking to no forrin that's for sure
laughing my tits off at Yu-Gi-Oh. never really cared about it as a kid, watched the Abridged stuff here and there. but the actual show is so goddamn funny.
Tfw Clippy telling me to fuck off and find someone else to edit the document
>>85702677What are you talking about she says 'ha ha ha ha'. No one does that.
>>85702743She's autistic and transgender. Might be relevant to the story
>>85702689leaving mostly because they forced me back into the office.New job is fully remote and has a better progression path. I could basically never get promoted in my old job.
>>85702748And also entirely made up, I should add.
so this is what its like when doves cry
Clippy telling me to fuck off because he's busy talking to a paki
Got clobbered in Waitrose today
Found the perfect pokeperv costume.
Third time in as many weeks that I'm stood on a train platform and there's some mentalist wandering about talking to himself out loud, talking about anything real or made up. Today's mong was going on about scousers with backpacks in toilets. Makes you think how many tards are just out on the loose every day.
>>85702765What's the matter lad was the free coffee machine broken?
>>85702770I know what you mean. I live near Liverpool and I see a lot of mentalists in toilets, especially in toilets with large backpacks. Taking up space, getting in the way, and doing god knows what. So many fucking scouse toilet tards out there, be-backpacked.
wew. who was in the wrong here?
>>85702770>train>scousers with backpacks in toiletsCounty lines lad
Not long till muh pokeshow. Got muh list of cards I'm after, looking out for any Pidgey and evolutions (pics of my binder in my phone as it's too big to carry), and I do have some cards I'd trade, but they aren't worth much. Also got a site for current value of cards. Had advice to do a lap and see what there is, then take note of the things I want. Keep an eye out for scalper looking types. Need to get a weed vape for some stealth chilling, get some monies, got muh funky bag for my smol binder (which has the trade stuff in) so can keep anything bought safe. Going to be good fun.
>>85702840I wonder if any of mine are worth some money, I had loads from the original set.
>>85702892They could be some that are, or it could be fun to just have a look through them again, get some feels going.
>>85702899I've just had a look now, I've got a few but nothing worth hundreds.I can't believe people are paying for energy cards.
Wish I was into anything as much as pokelad is into pokestuff
Time for a shitwank I reckon.
Wish I was into anything as much as shitwank lad is into shitwanking
>>85702908Any that are cool to look at? Monetary value alone doesn't make them cool.I wasn't in to this when younger, so I'm buying all sorts of cards. Energy, stadium, trainer.>>85702929I'm into cool stuff, not really pokemon as such, I don't know anything about it, there are anons on here that know more than I ever could, but it's fun. And pushing myself going to things alone.
>>85702939Didn't choose the shitwank life, the shitwank life chose me
Your choices these days>Live in a rural area away from ooga boogas but you need a car to do anything>Live in an urban area where you don't need a car but have to live around ooga boogas
>>85702944I always liked Haunter as a kid so I'm glad to see its card is worth a bit. Never selling my bro though.
>>85702966Your greasy PSA 3 (at best) not 1st edition Haunter is worthless bud
>>85702983First edition is going for 110-150 and normal version is 25 quid
i had some 1st edition shinies
corrr now Kaiba is learning to put his faith in the heart of the cards.i guess that's not cheating, adjusting the random cards you draw. unlike that creep Pegasus, cheating by seeing what random cards players draw.
>>85703004Oh it's a shiny, I'll let you off this time
>>85702983Cannot ever mention anything on here without some miserable cunt popping in to shit on it
>>85703020is that a...message board post?!
>>85702966Nice. I only have 1 haunter, I bought it as it's a komiya and he's got a cool style.Nothing valuable, just cool.
Did you know Drukqs by Aphex Twin is pronounced as "drug use"? Fun little fact x
wtt a sga in psa 10 for a shippy in psa 10
>>85703135fake news, that's the text message you send to your mates to let them know you're drunk.
>>85703135I used to always pronounce it mentally as 'Druckers' like that chain of cake cafes that I used to go to with me nan in the 2000s.
Imagine being nose deep in that
Good news lads, my gf is now crying on the phone to her paki ex. Looks like it's coming full circle and she'll be mine again. I'll keep you posted
>>85703175If it's out you can do it. Them's the rules.
What good music was made on drugs anyway?
>>85703175Would motorboat/10.
>>85703191literally nothing would be good enough for the seetheposters on here
Does anybody here use a Phillips one blade for shaving? Thinking about getting one it seems a lot easier to shave with it, been using a beard trimmer to shave for a while now and I cannot be fucking bothered doing a wet shave anymore.
>>85703191Are You Shpongled? by Shpongle
>>85703208Yeah it's alright if you want to remove bulk without ruining your razors but other than that it doesn't cut close enough
>>85703175https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1791218012854843.webm
>that mp4 + the delivery girl that just dropped off my tea = time for a spliff then a wank
drinking vodka tonight with the boys!
all right what bullshit are they going to pull now?would be a right laff if this arc ended 30 episodes in with Mai becoming a millionaire through actually playing the game better.
corrr Yugi-Oh used the last of his mana to play Control Magic, then sacked one of Faye Valentine's creatures so Skull Catapult would destroy her Wall of Ice.fireworks are FLYING in this battle!
omd Frau's Sexy Eyes card doesn't affect female monsters because i suppose they're just making shit up.this might be the best sports anime since Hikaru no Go and that one where the girls are horses.
Booked that bumsesh for nine. Bath is running, bath bomb fizzing, butt plug installed, Michael Buble on. Garn get that enema in so no pooey willies for me if that's alright with you? My bumseshes always squeaky clean. x
Ever since I saw that Black Mirror episode, I've become obsessed with it one day becoming reality that everything we ever see gets recorded in high definition in an archive we can go back to whenever we want. And I believe it will happen. I just need it to happen sooner.Every time I see a hot woman in public, I wish I could save it forever, and keep rewatching it. A few times, when I thought it was safe, I attempted to record on my phone, but it has never resulted in a video worth keeping. It's always at a terrible angle, too much movement and shaking, wrong things in focus, etc.Even my dash cam, which is meant to be 4k, has failed to record exquisite specimens crossing a zebra crossing in good enough quality to wank to.My question is, has anyone tried smart glasses? What's the quality like? Is it obvious you are wearing them? Can people tell you are recording or initiated a record? I'm wondering how mature this tech is.
Di Di Di. Di Di Di. Digimon. Digimon.Di Di Di. Digimon! Digimon. Digimon.Di Di Di. Digimon! Digimon. Digimon.Di Di Di. Digimon! Digital Monsters! Digimon are the Champions!spending my private study hour analysing these lyrics...
>>85703493i don't trust that art.
Went through my wife's phone messages. She's been venting to her girlfriends about our sex life. Feels fucking rough.
>>85703522stereotyping etc but women do this. one of those weird backwards things, but can you really imagine a lad friend talking to you about his actual sex life? details, not abstract.of course, you too were being invasive with>Went through my wife's phone messages.we just need to burn this world down and start over, IMO. manners are dead, you say something like, 'hey i'd appreciate you not sharing stuff about me,' and that's like an attack on their civil rights.
>>85703561Women also lie all the time, to everyone.When she's happy in the relationship, she tells her friends you have an enormous penis, and the sex is good. When she's not happy or has broken up with you, everyone hears about your micropenis and how you abused her or couldn't get it up.The actual size of your penis or how you performed has no relation to reality, because a woman's reality is created by her feelings and she's always the victim to whom everything happens passively and is never her fault.
Kaley Cuoco's fat little enhanced tits
men talking behind the backs of women about how women talk behind the backs of men
>>85703611*tells you about nurse group chats*
>we wuz mages n shieeeet
>>85703656Yer a wizzle now harry my nizzle.
and wot if they had a scene where 'arry checks his privledge?? xD
Only two bags of tangfastics de lid? You think I'm wucking playing you mongboy warmblood de lid? Frendem garn wucking wet you up and sell yer' old mum to the seethies you take the piss like this again de lid. Garn be round tomorrow lid and I want six waggingtons of tangfastics and bare wolly wixture or you gettin' cheffed.
>>85703689>born neurotypical>born with magic blood>born rich as hell>born with decent vision (losing his glasses barely affects him)>born without hair loss geneslad NEEDS to check his privilege. not even being a manlet thwarted him.
There are too many young children where I live. It's become a real problem and I don't know what to do.
>>85703689privledgletopum fuckoffiscus
>>85703731just wait about 5-10 years then they'll be old children
>>85703694sick of feelshire being overrun with roadfrogs like this, burnham must sort it out
>>85703731What's the problem, are they intimidating you?
>>85703694It not rite what they do to these frens, giving them machetes to rob old biddies of their last wangwastics.
>>85703731why don't you see if lollers is up for a house swap?
just like we need landlords, we need Tanglords.not rite that 'ordinary citizens' think they can 'own' sweeties. they should be under licence from the Haribo Corporation.
>>85703766but young children own 0 houses, they're absolutely shite when it comes to the property market.
>>85703752To be honest yes. They play on my front lawn. Every kid on the street, because I'm the only one with a front lawn (all their parents concreted over their lawns to add more cars).They also play in the road, kicking a football and riding bikes etc. When I drive home I have to wait for them to move out of the way.I have to remove their litter, lots of sweet packets found in my lawn and blown on my property.I found a toy car in my lawn when I was checking it for cat poo before mowing it.Sometimes they knock on my door and ask me to retrieve their ball from my back garden.I can hear them outside playing when I am inside masturbating. They do things like laughing and shouting.
>U GOT A LOICENSE FOR DEM SWEETS NIGGA?
>Das 'im bawse. Das de lid with the wag of tangwastics
oh fug i've only got 3 1/2 hours left to use this milk
>>85703800Could easily knock that back with my germanic lactose tolerant genes
>>85703800Best before. Now look for the use by date. That's the important one.
Milking my lactating wife's tits all over my face was probably the highlight of the pregnancy for me
>>85703828Holy shit yes lad, this was so fucking hot when my woman had her milk coming in. Almost makes me want another kid just to enjoy that stuff again. Dressing her up in a cow print sexy outfit was hot.
>>85703833Yea it almost makes the sleepless nights worth it. Almost. I'll just stick to enjoying the memories.
are you ALLOWED to bluff in Yu-Gi-Oh? or outright hide information from the other player, rules text on the cards...?whenever the goodies do it, everyone chimes in like>great trick Yugi, he fell for it!whenever the baddies do it, suddenly it's a shameful display, only a gaijin would show such dishonour.
>>85703874i would say that violate the SPIRIT of the game and good sportsmanship baka
>>85703886exactly lad. i understand if it's shady characters like Keith here (pictured sad at his desk after losing a tournament).but weebs always told me Japanese board games are more about honesty. e.g. you can't 'trick someone' in Go, you have to state your intent and make it clear.
Saw a video of some woman saying she couldn't date a guy that wasn't looking to fuck at least five times a week.I'm here clocking in like once a month.Some men drown while others die of thirst.
Nearly Prime Day, spackers.Evri torture IMMINENT.Midnight start.https://www.amazon.co.uk/primebigdealdays?ref_=abn_cs_xshop_abpbdd&tag=get-started-21
>>85703941oh wow i can't wait for jacked up prices returning to normal day
>>85703927Suggested to my gf that we should have sex tonight since it's been like nearly two weeks and she said 'errmm, maybe, but I really want to get this job application done'. She's been working on it for five days and she's already got a fine job that she's okay with. Come on, it's just draining at this point.
24 can slaberoonies incoming evrienjoy those multiple flights of stairs you CUNTS
>going to see a domme tomorrow so I can smell her feet and have her slap my ballsHow did things end up this way
>>85704005kek you've done them
you have failed as a manalso: if have gf, then gtfo
you've also failed as a manyou attention seeking simpleton
milking lad has made up for itthat's pretty gooddress her up as a cow lad knows what life is really about
>>85704015>but your ok with bfsWeird bit of heteroism by the /britfeel/ bumsquad.
>owning and playing a Switch or Switch 2 as a adultfailed as a man
>>85704034got nothing on my puppygirl hypnosis gf
Your brain relies heavily on glucose for energy and cellular repair while you sleep. Honey contains a balanced ratio of fructose and glucose. The fructose is preferentially stored in the liver as glycogen, ensuring your brain has a steady, slow-release fuel supply throughout the night. When liver glycogen runs low, the body releases stress hormones like cortisol and adrenaline to raise blood sugar, which causes sudden awakenings (often around 2:00 or 3:00 AM). Honey prevents this overnight drop.
>>85704036I don't reply to gay poststhe idea of posting here if you have a gf is ridiculous
>>85703941Amazon should hire more staff for their own warehouses instead of dumping half their volume on Evri
>>85704050So I should have a spoon before bed or what lad, or can I just keep putting it in my coffee
>>85704058I hear InPost are lined up for some of the volume towards BF/CM.
>>85704067better if rectally
absolutely lush glass of milk, that.
>>85704069I thought InPost just dumped their volume on Royal Mail for the last mile at least
>>85704067direct injection into the liver is the best bet
Kaley Cuoco stiff nipples in TBBT s6e6
where we dropping bois
>>85704087Yodel pal, they rebranded
>>85704094Oh right like how Hermes rebranded as Evri
>>85704092Information centre, get the lay of the land.
>>85704107I think it was a merger but yeah along the same lines
ickle ting for hhl ya know
I have had not 1 not 2 but three nice shits today. Stinking.
spacker wagon
>>85704092Pizzeria plswant to see if their pizzas are cuboids or discs.
informs the apus jeffrey archer has died
whole helper family showing up at the dole officer like the entire cast of Fraggle Rock
Spooky bumsesh on Homoween x
Night time angries start.Thoughts of her race through my brain.Emotional wreck.
>>85704319You're going to be a hollowqueen.
reckon the helper family is like biffa bacons in viz
Hhl is alri
Big stinking farts
>>85701588The government has no legitimacy other than abusing force
>they lie>we know they lie>they know that we know they lie>yet they still lieWho was it said that?
>>85704430Tony Bliar?
>>85704430uhh mark twain?
>>85704322Pop a zopi and wank til morning, kneegrow>>85704405Vote next time. Your opinion is invalid until you do.
Voting won't get me a gf
sorted my bag of chips into good and bad chips.now the underfriesch are getting eaten.
britfeel won't be the same this year
>>85704511East coast shite
Imagine pissing in a cake shed
>>85704499Not a zopi fan, and I have weird dreams thanks to happy pills last year, so she pops up often.
>drinking squash as an adult malefailed as a man
>using a cake shed as an adult malefailed as a man
>Eating gummy sweets as an adult male.Failed as a man.
>putting vodka in yer squash and robbing the cake shedPropah man stuff
>being an adult male accompanying a woman while she shops in a supermarketfailed as a man
>watching Gogglebox as an adult malefailed as a man
>>85704622What if it's yer mum and you're going to make sure she doesn't mess up the order again?
>enjoying comedy gigs centred around crowd work as an adult malefailed as a man
>>85704628faileddo the shopping yourselftake control of your agency
>living with either or both parents after 24 years old as a malefailed as as man HARD
>>85704644I would but I don't have an account so can't use one of those snazzy zappers.
>Engages in bum sessions with other menSucceeded being in a man
>gapingfailed as a man
>>85704661A bunch of indians trying to flood a street with shit after an all you can eat buffet?
>>85704658>making excuses not finding solutionsfailed as a man
>>85704667Got to churn that curry butter up x
>>85704674>making excuses not finding solutionsSteal somebody else's zapper?
>watching Taskmasterfailed as a man
Lads I have been away for 7 months.Where is HHL? Can someone give me a QRD? What's happened to him?
>>85704680sign up for a new accountliterally that simple
copping major L's right now with all these greentextsthink i might just go to bed
>>85704690Early release is it lad
>>85704692You need a co-signer for the zappers.
>>85704690he only comes in spam absolute drivel when he's having an alcoholic weltdown now
>>85704690trip on Sean pleasealso grow up
>>85704690His gaped batty got leaked for all to see.Still in tears over it. Broke my heart.
I don't know anybody to countersign my Tesco Clubcard application
>>85704699Daddy Eyebrows has some good ideas.But unfortunately a lot of people will be raped and killed due to his policies. But you can't break an omelette without making a few eggs.
>>85704700>more excusesqed
>not getting 8 hours sleep a nightfailed as a man
>>85704721I'll get my mum to get an application form when she next goes there.
>>85704706Can I see his gaped batty as well or is it too late
>>85704695nah I'm done pal. I'll fuck off. all the best.
>>85704731Night's only till 00:59, then it's morning time. Don't believe me, ask google AI what time one in the morning is on a 24hr clock.
>>85704735good ladproud of you x
>>85704745>ask google AIsmirk.gif
>>85704720Abolish prisons desu
>>85704738https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/224493499/#q224493532
>>85704745If you can't get a maccies breakfast then it's not morning
I'm a very sexual person but I don't have anyone to have sex with.
Why try at anything, lads like us were born to fail
>>85704789If you were born to fail, and failed at everything then you have truly succeeded.
I have never tasted a woman's arse
>>85704789You succeeded at exiting your mam's axe wound, and you probably copped a feel on your way out, even if it was an accident. You couldn't control your limbs. And you tasted it with your lips.You were born a success. Then you failed.
>Tory leader Kemi Badeoch has pledged to spend 10billion on an Israel-style missile defence system called Britannia ShieldHow does she plan to fund it you ask? By slashing benefits
corrr it Yugi vs. Pegasus. i suppose TV guides back in the day just gave away the outcomes lolnot rite Pegasus can use his Magic Eye to read minds. IMO that gives him an unfair advantage in the card game.
>>85704849will she then be lending it to Israel?
>>85704849Iron Dome is a better name desu>10 billionOnly going to have about 10 missiles for it then
>>85704849We don't need a missile defence system, we need a migrant defence system.Create something that stops the migrants. Or.. you know... stop inviting them and giving them everything for free. I know Tories are incapable of that because they imported people for 14 years. And now they're all in Reform. Absolute joke.
Iron Lady she missed the chance there
these threads are woefully bad
Went a bit mad this week and bought a shitload of giallo and polizioteschi films this week. Arrow's Red, White, and Yellow Giallo sets, Arrow's Years of Lead set, Vinegar Syndrome's first Forgotten Giallo set, and a bunch of Raro Video. It all coming up Italian (and a little Spanish).
cybernetic drilldo peanorjust imaginewow
>>85704901^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Take note, spackers.
LVSH^2
>>85704951i cant tak note i eated my crayons
mental how Doctor Who: Skins Edition celebrates its 10th anniversary this month.
>DOW FUCKED>CHENEY SO NICE
yes dats rightfer din dins copped BOTHa shepards pieANDa lancashire cock-potpropa lush diss wun hairfta be agbonglahorated
>>85704995>a lancashire cock-pot>cock-pot
>>85704849I remember when I first saw her on TV in the leadership race. I was surprised thinking that the Tories of all people hired some woke black millennial girl.
>>85704995will you be droppin' a deucington-upon-tweed into the turdbasket once the scran has ran its coursingtan?
Is Maya Jama hot? She has nice saggers.
>>85705019He's talking about Moni (his gf). I'm guessing it's soundspacker.
>>85705019>File: Cat-Sacred.jpg>Cat-Sacred.jpg
She'll be out when Andy wins the next election
>>85705028Love hangers and to a lesser extent saggers x
>>85705035hes CATholic
thinking of going to bedif i wake up fast enough i can send off for some more you-know-what (ketamine) and get some more you-know-what (ketamine) inor i might just lie in tomorrow and embrace my life of pills-only sobriety who knows
>lookalikei think you know fine well HelperLad is a white supremacist, and you only compare him to this Eastern Europe bloke to wind him up
I consciously stopped myself using the word>doppelgangeras it felt a smidgen natsoc. Grim.
It makes me feel sickThe past, the future, the nowI have caused trauma
can of 7Up finishedtime to hit the haygood night friends
>>85705109national socialism would be fine without the racism and fascism
>>85705121NIghty night laddie.
>>85705122>racism and fascismThat's what lefties do.
>>85705130The left are the real racists innit.
school shooter gene=high functioning autism gene
>>85705143Yep it's from watching red nose day as children. Every year they see whites are superior and have to help the poor coloured people who can't fend for themselves without the white helping hand. Is my theory.
>>85705023Have you heard her original voice, before they taught her how to speak? It's hilarious.
arfter farage buggers of to america for more money pic related will lead the reform party and we'll have a all bame right wing
>>85705019phwoar excellent kittingtonshire dissstrong 7/10>>85705028yeah would absolutely spray her face arse and tits phwoaarrr
>>85705025alredy successfully dispensed the poopingtonshire intae the deuce-recwepticle via arscheloche-an-der-naze
>>85698534Unironic facebook post
to quote the late great joey ramoneIM A SHAT-ME-PANTS-I AND I POOP FUR DAS FARTER-LAND>>85705058it looks exactly like him
only gone and forgot photobegs fuggin' belief isnae it
Soundspacker shags brown men.
>>85705248Free curry for all
When are the orangemen aloud 2 walk thru this bord? HORRENDUS!!
Stop talking about your bowel movements now.And stop taking drugs.The state of this thread baka
Old gapeybumhole is still reporting his selfies, I see.
>>85705478Maybe others don't like it?
can verily confirmiate that I hath completificated a rimbunctious deliverable directively submergified beneath the sloshychops aquaetious bog swampy water in the manner of the nazeberg
>>85705482It was spoilered, Sean.
>>85705511u garn end up in a loony bin
>not reporting gape posts as an adult maleetc
Even on a static IP I'm untouchable xTry me. I fucking dare you.You won't. Gutless sycophants.
>>85705541*teleports behind you**gives you a chill pill*
Corrr smashing the auld Amazonian Primordials Day. Evri be FYOOOMING in a few days.
Listening 2 the killers mr briteside rite now. Sum fuckin tune I tell ya
>>85705561Tired of being slagged on this board desu x
>>85705573like his new song
>>85705589I don't be listenin to that WOKE COVID 19 crap SORRY
>>85705574Some people are just unpleasant. Some might do it if you've upset them in the past.
I am never having sex
>>85705689I'm sure there's some hairy man bunghole out there for you
Well I suppose I should go to bed, see what fun dreams I have.
>>85705872Na nite, see you in the morning pal
Quick bumpington before I go to bedington
Sleep? Completed it mate. Says brain. I'd axshually quite enjoy a few more hours thank you very much.
>>85705689Me neither my lad that right me lad
No artificial bliss for me
New day, same mental health issues x
>>85707162You never asked to have mental health mate not right
Efficient night guard. Threadbare lives with minimal bumperonis.
Going Bude fyi.
>>85707275Thank yous for the information
Gave my wife a book about tease and denial for her birthday. I've not been in her pussy since and she's got me on edge all the time. Best gift ever.
>>85707350Corrr imagine this lads wife being penetrated by a real man
Lollers refusing the new iPhone 18. '11 is all I want' he said, without elaborating.
GOOD MORNING DE LADSIT TUESDAYLETS FARKIIIN GO
Anal porn flick featuring Chika's loose bussy and my erect penis
>>85707463>LETS FARKIIIN GOGo where? There is nothing out there for lads like us
Saw that Verity kinomoviefilm didn't I? It was alright.Been listening to them Kyle Gordon parody meme songs corrr. They're entertaining. Talented guy desu desu.
>>85707463Same old same old, lad. Nothing new under the sun.
Two workingshire callbergs 9 and 9.30 then it's back to Factorio my nizzles
>>85707364The next phone will be a droid, I've had enough of Apple now. Sticking with my 30GB iPod classic, though.
Imagine convincing your 'wife' to deny access to her holes and demonstrate this is a GOOD THING. Worse than simp cuckoldry. Grim.
Back home in Launceston from Bude and ready for 10am workbergington. Expecting about 70 drops today.
>>85707742NTA but I think people like him get satisfaction from the chase rather than the catch. The lad's probably been shagging the same holes for 10 years.
>>85707746How long does that take you pal? You've been at this for quite a while I reckon (assuming you're the same anon that was talking about his delivery job months ago). I always thought delivery lads didn't last that long in those jobs cause it's so stressful.
>zooming around in company van blasting music>double parking everywhere>chucking parcels out the window in the general direction of the town the address is in>'stressful'
You know what stresses me out the most. Our Mid Week meeting. It's a catch up meeting, nothing productive comes of it and I chair the meeting. How do you keep people on track when it's just a catch up. We have email, group chats and the intranet to keep us all up to speed. And I don't like talking.
>>85707827sounds like they dont need to exist, cut the fat and cancel them
2 (two) more days desu
>>85707832Bossman never joins the meeting, so later in the day or the next day we have a catch up, a heads of department meeting. I give him a QRD on the Mid Week meeting and most of the time I have nothing to say because the team just moaned about nothing and used the time to fuck about. I wonder if some of the people who don't talk during the meeting have gone off for an hour to play vidya, do some house work or whatever. Jammy bastards and good on them if they do.
>>85707776Usual early evening this time of year, there's a concentration in Launceston and Bude and a few stragglers in the local villages, but it's easy enough honestly.
free anon, pray he beats his trial
>>85707846ok. tell him the meeting dont need to exist
>>85707790Yeah this. My round is a fucking doddle. Stand up to bossman and you get some respect. Be a cuck and you'll get FVCKED on the regular.>listening to Evian Christ & Seretide "English Heritage" on my way to workbergington>LOUD
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