My Chinese girlfriend has completely ruined takeout for me. I'll suggest ordering Chinese food and she'll look at the menu for 2 seconds and be like "I can make this."Then, 30 minutes later there are 4 dishes on the table and somehow they taste better than at the restaurant. Great for my bank account, Terrible for getting out of washing dishesYou met me at a very Chinese time in my life.
>>85705918>>85705918>You met me at a very Chinese time in my life.thats the worst complaint you have?
I am envious, I want this too. You are a lucky man.
a curse has been placed upon her.
craving some veg baozi
>>85705918I'm sure many people here will relate to your problem!
How unfortunate. You'll never be able to enjoy Chinese food again after she dumps you.
>>85705918my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy or something. Meanwhile some blonde sorority girl on my floor set off the fire alarm in our dorm building because she doesnt even know you need to put water in cup noodles before microwaving it, maybe you should date a girl like that instead
you love eating dogs that much?
ever since I started having a Chinese time, my life has been going up
>>85705918oh no, how terribleI'll take her off your hands if you want
>>85705918Hong Meiling deserves loving tender massages
>>85706254You don't even microwave it, you boil water in the kettle and pour that into the cup.
>>85706703I would provide them with love and care
i literally bought the longsleeve less than 24hrs ago, im gonna post it on tiktok when it arrives
>>85705918>they taste better than at the restaurantThey're out of MSG
>>85708607did you pay the full price or did you chinamax and found it cheaper?
>>85705918oh great, yet ANOTHER spammer on the 'log.
>>85708878is it really as bad as the others though?
>>85705918You realize you can easily learn to cook like this too? I cook chink food and I'm 0% asian. It's not some innate magical ability chinks have, kek. Fucking imbecile.
>>85709967NOOOOOO WE NEED INFINITY MIGRANTS TO DO IT FOR US! THINK OF THE ETHNIC FOOD!!!!
you're seething because Chinese girls have skyrocketed in value during the past few years.
>>85710031I love my Chinese girlfriend
>tfw no nationalist chinese gf to make me move to china and join her family
My Chinese girlfriend is so graceful
>>85710031Is that why not even their own men want to marry them?
>>85705918>the same white faggots go online to whine about how hard their lives are and talk about how much better nonwhites have itlol neck yourself
>>85705918kys humblebrag nigger
>>85706073Baozi
Plot twist: They get married and open a Chinese restaurant.
>>85705918I mean... what the fuck a white girl is supposed to do? White cuisine is just opening canned food or boiling shit.
>>85713650Women that can cook are higher value than women who cannot. White women are higher value than women that are not. You are a low value shitskin that could never pair with a white woman that can cook.
>>85712858This is a tragedy on par with the Holocaust desu
>>85713650>l mean...
>>85713665>>85713724Kekekekek, did i strike a nerve? Faggots
