>haven't washed, brushed teeth or hair in a week>depression matt starting to form>unwashed dishes piling up, nothing is cleanI don't have the motivation to do anything about it. Life doesn't feel worth it when single. I wish I had someone to save my dumb foid ass
>>85706346I feel the same way as a moid. Where do you live? I will come over and clean your kitchen.
>>85706346*sniffs your armpits, falls over in ecstasy*
baby i want to lick that layer of plaque off your teeth with my long tongue
>>85706346let me make you worse, I don't have a mat, I have a pile. I don't have unwashed dishes I have a fly infestation. Wearing the same clothes for a week, no shower in 2 weeks.
>>85706366ballllright. that's just gross anon
>>85706384how's it make you feel though?
>>85706354EU, funny enough the kitchen is pretty clean 'cause I never use it...>>85706359anon I reek of sweat, I wouldn't unless you have a strong stomach>>85706366I am fairly sure I have gum disease anon!! don't catch something from me please
>>85706390I'm not OP, you horny bastard
>>85706346I want a gf who stinks good like you but isn't depressed or a weird hippie
I keep like a bare minimum of hygiene for work but my house and yard is a mess. If I had a gf who came over, I would keep everything much nicer for us. I know your feel OP. Wish I could pile the affection on you and our bond would motivate us to take better care of our stuff. I would brush your matty hair very gently and put you back together.
>>85706346post greasy hair or larp
>>85706395>I am fairly sure I have gum disease anon!! don't catch something from me pleasesame here. it'd be fine. come on.>>85706396i'm going to pretend you're just like OP. a real nasty one in need of a freak's attention.
>>85706395>EUNOOOOOO WHY CANT YOU BE IN THE US
>>85706410shit i could probably scrape it off and use it as a loop we could use. you never know lol.
>>85706399I hope you can find the functional stinky gf of your dreams...I've been depressed so long I can't imagine a me that's not>>85706403Social shame is literally the only thing that can motivate me into cleaning up but I never have anyone over. That last sentence made me smile, thank you. I rip strands of my hair out roughly when stressed sadly
>>85706395I'm from eu too, I'd love to sniff your armpits, but I can't help you with anything else, I'm a messy boy.
>>85706395>anon I reek of sweat, I wouldn't unless you have a strong stomach*keeps sniffing and licking*nona... i... i don't have a problem... i can quit anytime i want.........
>>85706430You're welcome messy fembot. I would make sure you are clean healthy and happy <3
>>85706346Hymen certificate or gtfo foid
>>85706346The only reason why I look after my hygiene at all is because I have a job and live with my parents
>>85706346>a weektry 4 months
>>85706456same. on my days off I dont shower or brush my teeth tho lole
>>85706475Yeah, brushing teeth is especially hard to do consistently
>>85706436I'm glad it's not just me, makes me feel less disgusting>>85706409I'll get in trouble if I post myself here but I went and brushed my hair 'cause of this post for the first time and a decent clump came out and it's kinda gross>>85706469I went 6 months without bathing before and my family nearly kicked me out over it so I can't do that again
>>85706490I used to brush twice a day when I was a wee lad now I only brush in the morning when I have to go to my j word
>>85706346>haven't washed, brushed teeth or hair in a week>>85706371>no shower in 2 weeks>>85706469>try 4 months>>85706509>I went 6 months without bathing beforeDo you guys get rashes or anything strange from doing that? For the people who never brush their teeth, are they rotted or falling out yet?
>>85706552I get a fungal infection from not washing in the summer and my teeth are okay.
>>85706552I got a fungal nail infection
>>85706552teeth are fineI get a lot of zitsskin is dirty obviouslyI'm used to not taking care of my hygiene, parents didn't care much to discipline me, have gone a year without showering beforeoverall my body's ok I'm mentally ill as fuck tho
if this post ends in an even number I am going to get up and brush my teeth before bed
>>85706910yes... yes... let the plaque grow. let it fester. let you wake up with a mouth full of sour saliva...
>>85707165I get scared everytime I brush/spit and theres blood so I just avoid doing it...okay if this post ends in an even number this time I will at least wash my pits in the sink before going to bed
>>85707223ok i'll be real for a second. that is normal for our teeth. i mean it's not good. get yourself a pack of those soft autistic toothbrushes that don't stab your gums. sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurpp.
>>85707243oh shit right i somehow forgot. brush slow. you don't need to go fast. please. i'm sure your teeth are in better condition than mines. i am about to lose a tooth. woke up with it chipped one day.
>>85707223silly stinky girl
>>85706346im going to find out where you live and force brush your teeth and give you a bath >:3
>>85707243I always felt disgusting when I watched people on TV brush their teeth/floss 'cause theirs would never bleed! and it made me think something was wrong with me for years till I realized it was a tv show so of course its idealized. I will brush slower in future for you, anon...>>85707269the board wants me to stay smelly, nothing I can do. I'll try again tomorrow
>>85707292she'll fart in your face dude don't do it.
>>85707296but do you want to remain smelly?
>>85707292I've kind of always wanted someone to recreate this scene with me:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KJ58Pogl9cI found it strangely erotic...>>85707310If it's just me being subjected to it I don't mind, but I feel bad for anyone who might get close enough to smell me so when I'm like this I don't go outside.
>>85707328kind of cuteare you sure you even smell bad?
>>85707335at least in the summer on days where I forgot to put deodorant on, other people who came close to me when I happened to raise my arms would audibly gag...the same thing happened at home once. Every day from then on I'd hide in the toilets before class and wipe my sweat down in secret.
>>85707343ok now you are being funny about it.
>>85707354I'm being genuine though. I just sweat a lot and if the people who are smelling it aren't attracted to me of course it's going to smell bad to them...
>>85707361we (as in everyone itt) could tank it. you should sell jars of your bodily fumes desu.
>>85707361at least you are being mindful of others and do your best to keep pleasant enough.I've bumped into a few who don't care if they smell like dogfood and ass in a bad way...
the larps are not even interesting anymore, it's just the op's lame fetish and avatarfagging every time
>>85707328I will brush your teeth every night anon even if you dont want me to. you will be clean even if you want to bedrot
>>85707374stop being a debby downer.
>>85707370I could keep a tissue trapped underneath my underarm all day and send it to you and you'd see what I mean. I sweat even when I'm just bedrotting.>>85707375I would open my mouth obediently since you'd be doing it for my own good
>>85707408>I sweat even when I'm just bedrotting.no i get it which is what makes it exciting to me. do you also sweat under there even when it's cold?
>>85707408>I would open my mouth obediently since you'd be doing it for my own goodThats my good girl. I would make you show me the toothpaste in your mouth while you stare up into my eyes before I let you spit it out
>>85707424>do you also sweat under there even when it's cold?yes, especially if I have nightmares! then I wake up covered in a cold sweat and my blankets stick to me, even I find it gross, I tell myself to get up and shower it off but then I inevitably fall back asleep anyway...
oh fuck i'm tired. it's over. it's actually over no no no god please. if this thread is archived before i wake up i- good night. but yeah remember. slow and steady. AND MAKE SURE TO WASH YOUR TONGUE TOO.>>85707440you better leave those sheets stained.
>>85707447goodnight anon! I will brush my tongue and think of you
That's horrible, but I'd like to learn more about your situation. What causes your depression? Have you tried meds? I helped a guy who didnt shower for 2 weeks, now he has a job and a gf. (I am still a depressed lonely neet but at least I got a friend...)
>>85707651>What causes your depression?I'm an isolated hikkineet with no family and no real future prospects. I tried meds in the past and they would work for a bit until they wouldn't (I'd get used to and become numb to it) and going up a dose made me really suicidal so I stopped cold turkey. It feels like everything I want in life is only achievable with a partner (love, a home, a family) but I don't know who'd accept me the way I am and yet I feel too hopeless to change. Is there anything you can help about that anon? I'd be really grateful.
>>85708314What partner would you want?
>>85708377Someone who is kind, patient and understanding. One that won't mind playing a caretaker role when I get into these depressive slumps or being positive in my stead when I'm dooming. And someone who won't mind me being clingy in wanting to be with them a lot and missing them when they're not around would be ideal.
>>85706346I was in the same place. You have to start giving a shit about your life, you have to tell yourself you are going to escape from all this.That word should be in your mind.Escape.Escape from the mire and decrepity. Escape from the normies. Escape from your own emotional baggage. Escape from the smells of unwashed dishes and your own body odor and poorly cleaned apartment/home/van.It is the perfect word to describe what you need to do, which is to leave it all behind, your memories of your fucked up upbringing and teenage cringe in high school and whatever. If you have depression, you might not be able to escape the pain, but you can escape your self-destructive reaction to it. You will do your chores so that you feel better, can breathe dust free air with no bad smells, make life a little less painful.Escape.
>>85708403Thanks anon, I teared up a bit reading that. I'm going to try leaving the house for the first time this week, see if a walk helps.
i don't remember the last time i brushed my teethi never brushed my own hair :v
>>85708314Anon, I think I am in a worse situation than you, depressed and isolated neet without a future too, though I do leave the house every day, as nature keeps me sane. Why do you have no family? Who is paying for your food, flat etc? I have to leech off my parents at the ripe age of 26 and its shameful.Why wouldnt people like to be with you? >>85708403If she is healthy but randomly fell into unfortunate circumstances, this will work. But I can't escape from myself.
>>85708393intense desire to take you in, take care of you all day, cook meals for you, while we enrich each other's lives by doing fun activities together
>>85708314sometimes life is like a broken jug anon, you try to put water in it but it just keeps gushing out through a black hole you can't plug.. I hope you find your happiness someday
>>85708769>Why do you have no family?They got sick of me not getting 'better' and kicked me out with to fend for myself with some savings. But I'm a NEET whose never had a job before and idk how to make money online so every month I use those savings to pay the rent is another month closer to me going bankrupt. It really stresses me out and makes me want to die so I try to ignore it. I figure I can always kill myself when it runs out, I feel too useless for long-term employment.>>85708838That sounds really nice anon and I'd love to but I'm sure you'd get sick of me eventually. Even my own family did.
>>85709255Okay, your situation is worse than mine! At least try working, though yes, it is as gruelling and tidious as it seems, I hate it so much, having to work as a talentless low-energy peron is the biggest reason why I want to kms1- are you still in education? Then your family has to support you, at least if you are in the EU
>>85709255>but I'm sure you'd get sick of me eventuallyI mean I'd only get annoyed if you blasted loud music at night
Depression is not a thing, you haven't washed because you want to live like a bumHope your home and internet connection gets taken off from you so you can live your dream
>>85709350I'm not in education and I'm scared to go back. I got bullied in school and it continued into college. I'm sorry your job sucks anon. I'm also terrified of working, messing up and getting yelled at or letting people down.>>85709354I wouldn't do that, I love using headphones...plus I'm always quiet at night /when someone is trying to sleep. What kind of music do you like?
>>85709405Your situation truly is horrible, but at least give work a try, you can always quit after a day. Also, go to a psychiatrist and psychologist, you need immediate help. There are thousands of meds, I am sure some will help you.
>>85708393Don't know the foid stuff that you keep to yourself so you'd get more pity reppies in here, but if all of your true negatives are the ones you've mentioned and also if these are your true desires, I hope you'll find someone to love
>>85709468>go to a psychiatrist and psychologistI've tried to for years but they always turned me away because of my autism diagnosis and said they weren't specialized enough to help me so my only option would be to pay privately, which I can't afford without a job. The bitch about poverty is not being able to fix shit until it gets a lot worse
>>85709405>What kind of music do you like?oh loads, I've always been into metal music especially, but aside from that tend to listen to a lot of trance, jungle, dark ambient, dungeon synth, etc. it all just depends on the day really. how about you?
>>85709488They turned you away but didn't tell you where else to go? That's cold. A psychiatrist doesnt have to know your diagnosis to help you, most will just give you meds blindly until they find one where the good effects outweight the side effects.At the very least you are a very interesting person because of your misfortune, anon. I know about poverty... worst part is, where I live (Poland), I will be poor even if I get a full time job. Private therapy would cost me a 1/3 of minimum wage (and I am never getting more)Is there anything productive you like to do? I enjoy gardening and being in nature.
Day 48 of bed rotting: I will die alone with nobody left to comfort me.
At least wash and shave. I do it even though I am a depressed neet.
>>85709377>depression is le fake!!!this is always the most pathetic projected cope of some cuck with zero handle their own mental state who needs to construct a whole narrative that it's not real so that they don't ropesimultaneously you sound like the most miserable anon itt you are so non depressed you just go around in failed attempt to shit on peopleyou should actually rope it would be the best decision you ever made
stopjust shut up
>>85709677Please answer me, I really empathise with you...
>>85709504I also like jungle and ambient dnb! big fan of video game music, movie soundtracks, anything synth-y, electronic or without lyrics I like a lot, it soothes me and drowns my brain out for a few minutes>>85709588I washed my armpits today! I will shave at some point in the week if this post ends in an even number>>85709680That wasn't me. I think the thread fighting made an anon sad
>>85709509>Is there anything productive you like to do? I enjoy gardening and being in nature.Does reading count as being productive? That and watching movies are pretty much the only activities I get any joy out of anymore. I like things I can do at home. Other people might think my lack of outdoor hobbies is a problem...I wish I could enjoy gardening and being in nature like you do. I kept a plant once but I forgot to water it and it died, RIP...
>>85709680I'm not op I just want op to shuddeuppp
>>85709750No... reading books is just another form of escapism- like watching movies, playing games, listening to music. It's consumption, not production. Alas, I was like you at your age, felt empty and useless, I only picked up gardening when I dropped out of uni at age 21.
>>85709720>I also like jungle and ambient dnb! big fan of video game music, movie soundtracks, anything synth-y, electronic or without lyrics I like a lotawesome! what's your favorite game OST? I always tend to listen to Unreal Tournament or Deus Ex's tracks
>>85709759That's not very kind anon..
>>85709779ofc it's not I'm mean and evil
>>85709616not showering is not le mental illness, it's just you being a dirty bum
>>85709766>Unreal Tournament
>>85709760aaaaaa anon you just reminded me of that 'can't you see? it's escapism! it's not healthy' meme. I tried to do archery before but my aim is atrocious and I lacked the proper strength to draw the bow back all the way, I failed to hit the target board even once...I feel really bad about myself when I suck at something new and give up quickly. It was the same when I tried to pick up an instrument or learn a new language, I'm discouraged way too easily.>>85709766Neon White!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEAeItQm__Q
>>85710269Pick up an activity where there is noone to judge you. Like gardening- plants don't complain if you kill them- or cycling- noone's there to complain that you are too slow or clumsy.On the other hand, instruments and languages need teachers and mates, so it's a higher difficulty level for people like us. Another good one is drawing, you can draw a thousand ugly pictures and throw them out until you draw something good, there's nothing wrong with that.
>>85710269that's a pretty cool song, I'd never heard of that game before, I'm guessing it's a good time in itself? here's a song right back to you:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwuUHX7BzmAthis game itself is fucking crap, but the OST is banging
i am awake. i hope you brushed your teeth, anon. i just woke up an hour ago and my breath is absolutely rancid right now. i tried scraping the gunk off my tongue using my teeth to no avail.>>85709720>I washed my armpits today!see? it's not over.
>>85710341You're right, I failed to consider the social shame aspect of failing in front of an audience. I don't know if owning a pet counts as a hobby but I'd love to get a dog so I'd have a reason to go on walks every day and than that could lead to positive social interactions with other dog walkers. My financial situation would have to improve first but it's a small dream of mine.>>85710391damn anon that does slap, have another back:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swHnb7o0kiIand yes, neon white is incredibly fast-paced and fun to play so perfect for those with ADHD brainrot
>>85710413I did! I have a water flosser lying around somewhere that I never opened after buying it when I was scared about going to the dentist but I really should try and use it tonight. Maybe you could buy a tongue scraper, anon?
>>85710414>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swHnb7o0kiIthis one's pretty cool, I like it! >so perfect for those with ADHD brainrotdamn, I'm too unc for it then, such is the life of a 28 year old geezerhere's one more track right back to you:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kIvEjHFniQthis is actually a childhood game of mine, the composer was essentially making aphex twin tracks for a stupid ass lego game on the PS1
anons itt
last one before bed...even number and I'll pick up the clothes on my floor
