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Honest Thoughts on Adam and Eve?
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Not only did man fall all of nature did too at that time, plants grew thorns and predators started hunting each other, it is more than fruit gives people knowledge of the divine. The whole world was infected with sin to the point it mutated nature.

Makes me think the serpent was an agent of evil but not the devil himself as animals got punished
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eve is interesting to me because she was created with a purpose already; to please adam. she is always at the decision to rebel against her purpose or not. but always all her decision making always revolves around adam. men seem to not care so much about the other person, almost as if the other person really isnt there at all. even if eve rebels against her purpose, i'm still fascinated by how everything she does still revolves around him. she really can't exist in a way that doesn't all go back to him somehow. that must be maddening.
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>>85707155
Eve's curse makes women want to rule men while Adam's curse makes men tire from work.
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Its just jews understanding of the Anuki, men were made to toil as slaves to the gods so that they would take the lesser gods place digging the canals that keep the world watered. In these stories man only got half of what it takes to be a god and these stories predate genesis by like 2000 years. they are some of the oldest surviving writings.


If you were to look at it logically it probably answers why some people were slaves and others god kings in a world coming out of the paleolithic in a culture that valued ancestor worship and held kings as divine.
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>>85707174
>Anuki,
Anunnaki
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A picture is worth 1000 words
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>>85707188
>https://youtu.be/BxHkutazsLA
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>>85707086
Did they model her pussy?
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Jew faggotry next
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Eve is awesome
Adam is shit
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>>85707086
oofy doofy adam
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>>85707086
Neither of them existed. It's a cool story I guess.
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>>85707086
The Snake was right; "Eden" as nothing more than a prison run by a narcissistic, jealous, egotistical megalomaniac of a 'god' (and a false one at that). Eating that fruit and proving that they wouldn't actually 'die' in the strictest sense was the equivalent of the first hominid touching an alien obelisk.
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Origginal
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Adam is an incel, he spends time in his basement believing he's happy and safe in his beliefs, but he's pointless.
Eve is an improved being, with empathy and independence. While Adam is so retarded you could replace him with a plastic toy, Eve goes outside, talks to people, gives chances in good faith. In tempting Adam he now suffers, but he also improves, becomes a Chad, has kids.
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Is Eve like Adams sister, daughter, since she was made from his rib? And was Adam weirded out by Eves body, she was very different then him and she was the first woman he ever saw. Did God give him some knowledge of her before making her?
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>>85707086
They were a genetic breeding experiment conducted by advanced beings.
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Eve is alright I guess. I dont usually play as her and I especially don't play as Tainted Eve, but the character in general is-what? Wrong Eve you say?
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>>85707086
is this french?
Looks to lack certain semetic influence to be anywhere else
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>>85710074
It is indeed french. good guess.
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>>85710074
damn anon is a professional noticer
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>>85710074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6-KKRTW6jk
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>>85707086
The eternal woman. Christfag or no it's a based parable.
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eve saved humanity by teaching them causality.
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>>85707086
>Honest Thoughts on Adam and Eve
It's actually Adam and Steve, Eve is Steve after transitioning from male to female.
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>>85711069
>eve saved humanity by teaching them causality.
lol
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>>85707086
>adam and eve
>white

lol
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>>85707086
Doomed us all, didn't even feel bad enough about to kys and instead spread their miserable fate to billions cause they were greedy and wanted a potential more that was just a fib.
capped us all into oblivion fr fr
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Just eat the fruit, incel.
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jewish male and nord female ofc just like jesus wanted
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>>85707086
They were real people who really existed. I see every reason to believe they were real and no reason to doubt their existence.
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>>85712047
>Just eat the fruit, incel.
xd
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>>85712798
>pic
2(Two)dpd
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>>85707538
How is this original? the second "g" shouldn't be enough!
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>>85712798
I had a neighborhood friend in kindergarten and 1st grade, who in turn had a female neighborhood friend, who was completely obsessed with him. I moved and more or less stopped contact after. Some 25 years later I discovered they were married.
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>>85713212
wooooooo that so epic!!!!!!!
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>>85707086
Why is Adam the guy from Ratatouille
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>>85707086
It showed that women are worthless. She screwed over humanity and forced them out of the garden.
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>>85707174
>taking the fables and creation myths of bronze age tribes as truth
why do idiots insist on doing this and then acting like they possess some "secret knowledge"?
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>>85707086
God made adam and eve, not adam and steve. Eve has a vagina and adam has a penis. God made a vagina for a penis and a penis for a vagina.
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>>85713676
>God made adam and eve, not adam and steve. Eve has a vagina and adam has a penis. God made a vagina for a penis and a penis for a vagina.
SO EPIC!!!!!!!!
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>>85707086
Adam and Steve innit
Why else do you think god put the male g spot in the arse lad?



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