I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME AROUND FAGGOTS AND WOMEN AND I ALMOST PETTED ONE OF THE FEW STRAIGHT GUYS I HANG OUT WITH ON THE HEAD AND REALIZED HE PROBABLY DOESNT LIKE BEING REMINDED HES SHORT
If youre a woman you can probably piss on him and hed smile, shut the fuck upAnd if youre a dude, then why the fuck do you have such homosexual thoughts
>>85707488Yup Op is butt hurt narc and now posting short threads because his onlydecent attribute is being tall. Called it.
that's so funny. you should apologize to him with a (non-gay) handjob.
>>85707493HIS HAIR WAS ALL FRIZZY AND CUTE AND HE CLEARLY WASNT HAVING A GOOD DAY AND USUALLY WHEN MY FRIENDS ARE NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY I GIVE THEM PETS OR HUGS
>>85707488Huh I used to have a female friend that'd headpat me all the time.At the time I thought she was just being friendly, however she turned out to be quite the bitch.Should I assume that's what she was actually implying?
>>85707488When I was in highschool I would famously be greeted by friends and acquaintances with headpats. I am the tiniest motherfucker in the world. It was nice though I didn't mind.