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How would people react if a man in his forties had a group of cute teenage girls (ages 17-19) as his entourage? They basically just follow him around and act as his personal assistants. Just like normal assistants (they would have to be smart teenage girls) except they look more cute. No further explanation given. How would people react?
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they probably imagine the old man is dicking down those teen girls since everybodys mind is rotten these days. that's where the pedo accusations come from.
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why did this gif play one loop and then break. this is unfair.
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>>85707761
No woman is hanging out with a dude unless theyre getting money, food or sex, thats just life dude, its not accusations when its true.
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>>85707753
that would be funny, even better if the man wore a lab coat
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For reference, they would dress smart and be presentable, and because they are intelligent and thoughtful teenage girls (he would pick them very carefully) they would behave quite mature and responsible most of the time but sometimes they would still act like teenage girls and do silly things. That's just how it is.

So they might wear something like this and generally act mature, but they would also take silly selfies and have dorky in-jokes because that's just how they are. It would be the perfect balance if you think about it.

>>85707761
>>85707765
This may or may not be the case. The public just doesn't know.

>>85707767
Why a lab coat?

>>85707764
idk man life's unfair
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This is the kind of silly stuff they would do.
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>>85707753
sex with kurumi-chan
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I think the best part about this is that it's left completely implicit whether or not they have sex with the man. On the one hand, they're just doing their jobs and they're good enough at it that no further explanation should be needed. On the other hand, everyone is thinking: "why else does he have a bunch of teenage girls following him around?"

Combine that with modern performative age-gap phobia and you have an amazing scenario.
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Like people would be thinking
>why doesn't he just hire a man or a grown woman instead?
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>>85707753
The idea of having an entourage of assistants is already hilarious. I would be baffled if I was in public and I saw someone with a gaggle of assistants around him.
I would personally have midgets dressed like secret service. Like it would be easier for me to drive myself, but I would be laughing to myself at a midget using some kind of contraption to drive, and then another gets out, waddles over to open my door for me, all wearing sunglasses and earpieces.
>enter the supermarket
>ask my righthand man if there's anything good on sale
>"double-o-seven, I need visual on the discount aisle"
>"3lb box of ground turkey marked down to $7 sir"
>"copy that"
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>>85707753
I would call the police, he's clearly a pedo
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>>85710052
And what would you say exactly?
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>>85707753
I would just think they were his daughters. Or like his daughter and their friends.
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>>85710796
Acting as his assistants?
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>>85707753
They would assume they are his daughters (and maybe their friends).
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>>85711516
(Once again:)
>Acting as his assistants?
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>>85711331
Yea. Have you never had your parents treat you as free assistants?
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>tfw no daughter's friends to recruit as free assistants
why even live?



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