How will you cope when you inevitably have a daughter and she turns out to be hot and carefree?
>>85707859Marry one of her poor less hot friends
>>85707859Nobody in my family has ever been carefree. Even when I was younger and lean and had abs and women would invite me to fuck after our first date, I was extremely anxious and tense. My sister and female cousins are all extremely anxious and overwrought as well.
>>85707859Marry one of her friends, watching her confused reactions as she must call her mom now would be hilarious
>>85707859>Weekend with dad>Can see your daughter's fucking asshole wrinkles from behind her thong bikiniWhat the fuck is this arrangement?
>>85707859>Just turned 18FWhy would she specify F? Seems like an LLM hallucination.Also>Dirty feetNot my preference.
>>85707890Dad knows exactly what life is all about.
>>85707949I'm kinda jelly. But then I remember to hit pipe and start feeling better about myself
having a hot daughter is ideal but i would raise her with a natural sense of modesty so she doesnt wear the slut stripper outfit known as the bikini
>>85707859I hate women so much that i would have a baby with a fat ugly woman so my daughter is fat and ugly too so the foid misery cycle continues.
>>85707893>Why would she specify F?You're god damn right, it's a pajeet posting a pic he found on instagram.
I wonder how many dad secretly have thought about fucking their own daughter in the recesses or their most shameful fantasies.
>>85707859How come the only two types of bikini bottoms they sell for women are ones like this for thinner women that just have a tiny string that gives them a wedgie up their asscrack, or ones for fat chicks that look like granny panties? Women are aware of the fact that there are other options besides either giving up on being anything other than helplessly ugly or being a total slut, right?
>>85707859I have a daughter but I hope not
>>85707859That is an absolutely marvelous ass
>>85707859Any daughter I have exists to make the sons I have smoother and more comfortable around women. That's it. Once she's 18 she can whore around if she wants IDGAF, I'm just not going to take care of her kid if she gets pregnant or something
>>85707859I am too old and virgin for children to be a possibility in the future.But I always imagined that the best strategy was to emotionally distance yourself from your daughters once they enter puberty: let the mother deal with that stage of their life.
>>85707893>Why would she specify F?You have to do that on some reddit boards.
>>85707893>Why would she specify F? Seems like an LLM hallucination.Some subplebbits have autistic jannies that make up rules like all pics have to specify age and gender of the subject in that form
>>85709292>stacy, you know you have to give timmy his mandatory sex ed lesson so that he doesn't become an incel. you can go to chad's house AFTERWARDS!
>>85709559>TimmyTims are usually chads though.Jeets spam it probably because of either Timmmeh from south park or because they only know Tim Hortons.
>>85707859If I'm with my daughter and she's dressed like this, explain to me how it would be strange if I wanted to fuck her. She's a woman with a big ass that is 85% naked.
>>85709663I don't think of Timmy being a chad because of fairly odd parents and south park.
>>85707859>inevitably have a daughter I'm not having kids. Don't like them, can't afford them without destroying my life and there's no woman who would fuck me anyway.Most of this board isn't going to reproduce either, so I've no idea how you got to this "inevitably"...
>>85709717Your percentages are a bit off, but your point stands.
>>85709722Timmy was spergchad as fuck.got that unhinged wildmanesque vibe women drop for
>>85707859Nope.I have two sons. Thank God.
I will give my daughter a disfiguring scar on her face in early childhood, impossible to cover with makeup, so that boys will not approach her casually.
FAKEthat is Argentinian model MikaLafuente
>>85707859Probly posted by a gooner writing fiction
>>85707859Having a slut daughter is preferable than incel son desu
>>85707859How would I inevitably have a daughter? Is a woman gonna break into my house and rape me?
