NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!I *NEED* AN /R9K/ FOID TO BECOME MY PERSONAL SEX SLAVE!AUUUWOOOOOGHHHHAAAAA
>>85708782I hate basedjaks, but good post.
>NNNOO!!!!! I NEED TO ATTENTIONWHORE!!!!
>>85708782this but r9k femboy
>>85708782r9k foids would be overjoyed to be Chad's "sex slave"(wtf is that anyway? just being available for sex?)
>>85708782He's literally me except I have a beard.
>>85709071As in a fake girlfriend for a gay man? LOL!
>>85708915>"sex slave">(wtf is that anyway? just being available for sex?)It means we have sex when I want to have sex, whenever I want to have sex. It means my orgasms are your first priority in life. It means we're committed to each other for life, you have no option to leave and since I'm responsible for you my pride hinges on keeping you healthy and as happy as possible given I will be fucking you whether you want me to or not. It means you'll bear children for me. It means you're also my wife's sex slave because we share all our property. It means you'll never have to work outside or talk to people on the phone or answer to a boss that isn't me. Since I'm a nice guy it means you'll get plenty of orgasms too. It means you'll never have to pretend to be a functional adult, which is why it's a perfect position for many people who frequent this board.
>>85709150>It means you'll never have to pretend to be a functional adultall foids want that. ideally with Chad but they will settle for a betabux "provider" and fuck on the side
>>85708782I look like this and say this.I also expect all-night cock worship.
>>85708782I just want a lovey dovey thing with a r9k foid where she lives in my house and we wear matching t shirts and pjs sometimes
